Adventurer #15 31 июля 2004

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Scene - CAFe'2003 report from Chasm.

splash! where am i? yeah this place is nice - large amounts of 
alchohol ahead ... yeah! those drunk bastards surrounding me 
are: miguel guel, ahim xtreme and the most wackiest is 
sickboycyber! we gonna rush the whole time we are here. look: 
the forest is wet and the people are wild and strange. 

splash! this guy looks familiar, but it seems he has to be at 
the balcony. he calls himself chasm-huyazm. ok will it be like 
that. splash! those little guys got maryjane from voronezh - 
great future awaits me, I can feel it. suspendous exserts from 
my memory are - they have no ganja, the place is hot and the 
sand is everywhere. 

splash! got inside the large hall. some people around. they 
just dont understand what is going on - I have to explain. why 
the volume is so low on this mixing deck. hey guy! gett off tha 
keys I need sotakone to rumble around this place. whtf? some 
freaks are pushing the lever donw again. get lost! music 
musicumuscm-uu-u-ummm-mmuu-uu I wnat not rats not the stupid 
slogans and proposals to leave the place. get lost. I have to 
preselect the music compo entries, yeah more juice and all be 
fine great stuff (but loosy sound). tired of wasting time here. 
some of amiga demos are great (eph and tbl roole). black 
screen. off. 

wake up! are you cpu? no, I am ucp. 'Hello' two bottles of 
vodka more (and a red polotenze also). fading away somewhere. 

splash! its dark, but fire burns great! those nude persons are 
completely drunk - so am i. the ship will be suitable for us. 
we need a ride. what those man in uniform are doing here? ship 
is leaving, booze is leaking inside. huyazm got a stroke into 
his face from the tbl guy - great! lets kill each other! its 
fun and a sign of respect also! no one supports me. dig me deep 
please. the sand is so sweet an the fire is worm. people are 
friendly and i'am coco! yeah! 

what have you done! whaa-a-a-at h-a-a-v-e-e-e YOU done? the 
last bottle is broken. the morning is cold. the people are 
shivering. the red polotenze is lost. need more dope. obvious 
exits: east, west, up, down, temporal zone, downward spiral, 
and curling calyx of ak47. stop.


the place is great, the sun is shinig.
inventory: got all I need. i'am coco bryce yeah!

the man with macintosh didnt get the point and I repeat: will 
you give this machine for free? he is silent, seems dont 
understand me. get off, we gonna continue boozing. 

great time on a red carpet even greater than with red 
polotenze! coco bryce, yeah. 

and whtf are you think you are doing here, sitting behind a pc, 
controlling a projector and not showing up ephidrena and mfx? 
you are doing a big mistake! ok. thats much better. j / eph is 
great. ee-ph-i-i-d-r-e-e-n-a-a-a! 

where are all my friends? chasm huyazzm, miguel guel, 
sickboycyber and ahim xtreme? doesnt matter, i'll get them 
later on. some guy is inviting me on the stage, talking crap, 
then gives money - good deal! want more. got more. even got a 
chance to talk crap myself. yeah! BRYCE MY COCO guys! i'll be 
back somehow (maybe intruding your mind next to this creature's 
cave).