Adventurer #13 31 марта 2002

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Chaos Construction 2001 - a detailed report from the CPU.

     (C) Chasm / CPU, adding Elf / CPU


            Post party report


     Trouble with the trip we began
approximately two weeks prior to the CC -
on hand Rybinsk station completely absent tickets to the 
glorious city of St. Petersburg, ie, Pre-purchase the add and 
guard itself against further crap we firmly broken off. When to

party remained about three days, we have
was thorough flexing point - do we drive (or rather not leave)
TSTS01. Therefore it was decided to get on
train, en route Yaroslavl - Moscow, then to Peter. Climbing 
into the I-net, we first went to the site of North

Railroad, and to our greatest
surprise, found that in Yarik calmly waiting to buy them, 8
second-class tickets on most stsenovy
Train number 247 aka Samara, St.Petersburg,
moreover, the most interesting thing is that this
the train passes through the Rybinsk (next
station after Yarik). Repeatedly abused
mat cashier from our station, we flooded back and he started 
predyavlyat the full alignment. Checking the availability of 
these tickets, they told us that in Rybinsk you can buy tickets 
just a day passing train, about an hour before

the train's arrival in Rybinsk, and, moreover, if
Yarik willing to buy them will not appear.
Shit, we say, dick with you - we buy
six tickets Yarik Peter, dick with her,
overpayment of ten rubles ($ path Yarik-fish), we would only 
get / IC. Well, we take them, in general, and they bitch, we 
still and podyabyvayut - with a stopover in Rybinsk you

broken off, as guided by the rules, you can easily keep out of
- car type, put enter the train
only in this city on the ticket. Well,
think - uebki full, spit on them and
leave. Long we drove, he put us, or
do not put on a train, if we sit in Rybinsk, and eventually 
decided not to tempt fate and go straight from Yarik. I 
proposed to make the goat face the railroad, and though, would 
be to Yarik they do not pay the loot, and get tickets for 
"Meteor" - Nenapryazhnaya trip along the Volga River, combined 
with priyatstvennym contemplation of the beauties of the Volga, 
and then we would have (if went to the train) to look at one and

the same landscape there first, and then - back.


            Day minus first


     Well, in general, we gathered at 17.40 for
Cathedral Square of the glorious city of Rybinsk
as follows: I (Chasm), Elf, Miguel, Demon, Veka, Alff - depart;
Xn0bys, Vaniac, Never - sending. Reached the Volga, popizdeli, 
smoked, embarked on the "Meteor", waved to the handles and 
pushed off downstream. Hang out on the promenade deck, we all 
sat down in the salon, and a way to Yarik was somehow 
imperceptibly (1.5 hours). 

> Still would be right in the meteorite, we have already 
started to drink ... 

Out on the pier and
glotnuv Yaroslavl
air, we decided to
disperse: rather,
Miguel said that
our faces he can
see a lot over the next three
days, but now he knocks on the cottage to its
girlfriend (she is local - from Yarik) and
for those three hours he
better to have sex,
What would be pointless
killing time exploring local attractions, koi
He's already seen
nemeryannom number of times. Scoring a boom in
23.00 at the railway station, most of the rest tumbled down 
pehom towards Yaroslavl Kremlin. Personally, what I was pinned 
in the Yarik, so it's a huge number of people zhruschego beer 
on the go - here we have a Rybinsk (yes in Moscow and St. 
Petersburg as well) people so beer is not eating, preferring to 
parks, embankments or the cafe / bars. Here, through

every 50 meters tochnyakom meet any living creature with the 
Battle of beer in his hand, though the girls from the boys, it 
seemed to me not far behind. An example was contagious, and 
Soon everyone was on CPU'shnikov battles in the hands (except 
for the lady's finger Elf'a who ate ice cream). After seeing 
the crumbling walls of the former city fortifications and 
monasteries, we visited a supermarket, where to buy Pivtsov (a 
lot), vodyary, zapivki and poebali to the station. Come. Before 
departure for another hour. Shit. Began to drink beer. Waited 
Miguel. Went to the platform. The train arrived. Plunged. 
That's where it began ... 

     Since the place we all were just
top, besides scattered on
around the car, we decided to plump in the vestibule.



Placing my bag on some hook
we put there jug and zakuson - turned makeshift table. For 
pizdezhom zhbanenem and again we have not noticed as we arrived 
at the city birthmark. Miguel with the demon blew themselves up 
and escape into the rest of us non-stop Privokzalny favorite 
store, bought a jug of vodka and still pivischa. Drink lasted 
about an hour, and if note that the four of us ate (I, Miguel, 
Demon and Alff), liberally washed down with vodka beer 
nazhbanilis we order. Climbed sleep.



               Day Zero


     Morning seeing the following picture:
Demon slept on the upper side and managed to
oblevat themselves, shelf, glass (as
sleeping fucking mouth to the window) and the underlying
dude. ;-) Daemon started to apologize,
but the dude made it clear that being oblevannym
cyberpunk actually pleasant, and apologies
here is superfluous.

     The time was close to 11.00, and soon
we drove to the northern capital. At the station
(As last year) spektrumistov not
was therefore decided that the ride
party place so far without MAZ, we decided proshvyrnutsya on 
Nevsky Prospect. Visiting a number of shops where bummed for a 
number of music and gaming sidyukov, we reached the Fontanka 
embankment, rolled somewhere to the side and even a bit 
zaplutali (Strange even once ;-), but thanks

targeting Aboriginal people went to the nearest subway station. 
The rest was mere engineering, spent last year: Metro + taxi 
300 meters feet = party place aka Cinema "Sunrise". People 
before the theater was not :-( Actually, he was, but knew we 
were there personalities not noticed. Deciding to eat with a 
little roads, since the morning we ate nothing, except for beer 
(and the time was getting somewhere 14.30), we settled on the 
steps of the left side of the building's main entrance.

We had not decomposed, as we observe
that of the infamous "turtle"
(Playground for Bukhanov scenery in
one of the nearby houses) knocks the crowd
Norodom consisting of Voronezh (VVG aka
Team Power Amiga), Snake, Nap'a, Belarusians
(Pasha Pavlov, Smash), Hare and someone
yet. Seeing this, we realized that simply
pohavat we broke some - all our Hawk
went to zakus as Pavlov, of course, pulled out bins vodka "White
Russ, "and I put an opened bottle of Yaroslavl" Monastirskogo 
Order. "Here, focusing on our cheers,

Unbeliever appeared out of the theater with Vovka Larkovym and 
explained to us that the inside more cool and comfortable. 
Buhnuv little for the meeting and sfotkavshis on memory, we

went to reside at the party Place.

     The interior of the cinema "Sunrise" by
Compared to last year almost
changed only on the second floor instead of
repaired estates conveniently located gaming / internet lounge 
Altair: About 40 components in LAN + access to and can not.

Proceed directly on to the hall,
we found the small number crowd freaks, tusuyuschihsya around, 
around, davolno away from the comp. Components were different: 
a pair of Nemovskih Kay'ev aside (for debugging

unfinished home, copy software and
etc.), mothers mednonogovsky Pentagon
Scorpio + GMX; Commodore 64 (out of personal bins Vova 
Larkova); Amiga 1200 and a pISYuChINA, or rather two pisyuka 
(one compo machine, while the other was around the clock

connected to the I-no, and it was conducted real
time party report on the POS-Site and CC01 official site. Of 
the familiar freaks who hang out in, we have seen:

ZS; Maddy, drv53b6/PhF; Justinas, D.J.
Soundliner / CTL; Vivid, Megus, Tigrr / Brain
Wave - full stuff; Jocker, Klim / OHG; EA +
eternal application as a Sister / Antares (of course gone to 
down); Kvazar / Rush; ex Minisoft / Ascendancy, now known

as B-reeZe/Fishbone (here asshole, scored
to Speck, and led to the PC) and, of course, the
main organizer - Big Black. True, unlike the ubiquitous 
pizdobola Random'a, completely invisible (in the sense 
neshabutnoy and nevyebisty), so I hovered in the course of

two days the people around me with the phrase:
"Duc, show me the Big Black'a".


     Pozdorovkavshis with close friends
and friends, we began to settle in their
habitat. Ever since last year, we
realized that the best seats in the hall immediately after the 
component machines, but as we have no relationship to the 
organization do not have, then we must zatusovyvatsya on 
outboard from Speke and Comodoro, or extreme case in the near 
the back row, as on the big screen to watch of course

good, but color monitor is much better and healthier. Throwing 
bags, we wandered off in all directions. I personally went to 
hang out with People out and guzzle beer. There I met with 
Nikitos'om from apatites, which (Like it was him) called me to 
plump for "Tortoise", they found about this company: Pavel 
Pavlov, Smash, Hare, Hunter, Nap, stalls, someone from 
Voronezh, was more like some sort of People, but Chess is a 
word, do not fucking remember, as we are here have started to 
eat the vodka and hard to thoughtful conversations about the 
stage and just for life, vspominaya hangouts in the previous CC 
and Enlight 97 (sorry, I have to Seventh, there was no bubble, 
and I was not able to go on this steep ottyage). After some 
time the cops came up to us due to bitchiness attendants from 
the nearby houses. They (cops) would be all of us to knit, but 
realizing that there are present not only from other cities, 
but also representatives of neighboring countries, have decided 
that contact us for these great Zapara.

But the cops were curious and asked what we're doing fuck all. 
We immediately began to explain to them what demopati what they 
have pinned the news about that tomorrow and the day after they 
We will protect from gopoty (already had time to polish faces 
in the night from Wednesday to Thursday Big Black'u and 
Brainwave in full composition), as well as to monitor correct

use of alcoholic beverages from our
side. Therefore, hinting us that
our correct uporebleniem alcohol
they begin to look right now, we were invited to quietly, 
peacefully sharply drink up and retreat toward the theater. 
Having estimated that the patience of the elements usually 
long, does not happen, we decided to not verify this 
empirically and headed toward the party of Place. 

     There I began to spend time talking with sceners, drinking 
beer, which is blagostvenno superimposed on vodka, led me to 
the location priyatstvennoe spirit, something I quickly managed 
to ruin Local shopkeepers. The fact that, as I

wrote in last year's report, next to
"Sunrise" is a self-service store "Three Pyaterochka: the type 
you come back, you take what you want, go to the checkout, and 
there, checking all items on the scanner bar codes, they tell 
you how much dough with you deserve. So, I bought ice cream at 
"voshodovskom" store and decided to Zatar global beer (as in

"555" is much cheaper), well, scored pivischa, approached the 
cash register (bit his ice cream), and this blyadischa cashier 
I predyavlyaet: 

     - And for the ice cream will have to pay.

     - What the dick! - I'm shocked - it
purchased elsewhere, so do not ebite
brains.

     - Oh, you so! Hence, the need to pay tenfold - soars
I was the cashier.

     - Yes ebis in your mouth! Come Check -
I say - there is no you have ice cream.

     Well, she darted really is no such. Broke the beer, and 
even mondavoshka did not even apologize, and assented, that I

Today was lucky. Whores ... Well, in general,
limit your all bought pivische (four Battle) has decided to 
give them a goat's face - they stole Eskimo, on the right (and 
shamelessly) Considering that it would be moral compensation 
from them. Naive Chuukese boy ...


     I went then to the store, we are hooked
ice cream, such as unnoticed by security guards
shoved his waist pants, taking 0.5 of coca and
pussy to the cashier punched soda and try to fade. GOP STOP! A 
guard with a brazen harey so cute wondered: 

     - A young man, and where upizzhenoe
your ice cream?

     Well, I think - popados. Dick is done,
remove it from the leg, where it has had time to
slip. And these fag lead me to the director ... As it turned 
out, in this store a team of cross-sections of pretending to be 
buyers who zyryat that the store did not steal unnecessarily 
(formerly to know). So this leads me to the director, and he 
pinned me and offers a way out: a) call the cops (global 
popados) b) do not call elements, but I'm paying for the ice 
cream in ten-fold (much smaller popados, given that the ice is 
4.20). I it is logical to choose the second, an accountant takes

my weave and uyabyvaet for delivery. Meanwhile, I begin to 
treat about the fact that I razebay such, they have tried 
upizdit white and fluffy Morozhenko, their children

no pants leave the last piece of bread to take away, etc.

     - Enough to fuck my brain, no longer
pioneer - I answer.

     Shut up, I take delivery, BUY
itself a new ice cream (as it once
sandbanks) and pussy fuck out. So I pohaval ice cream for 
46.20, got spoiled the mood, and decided that this uebsky shop 
I do not set foot. 

     Subsequent time I spent, again
the same for drinking beer, watching komodorovskih demos, 
climbing on I-no, Rubilovo on the grid in igruhi (the latter in 
Altair 10 p / h), with tusney spektrumistami. 

     Toward the evening began preselekt. On
intro, demos and game he did not apply. According to his 
schedule, too little was (Unbeliever only threw a couple of very

much slop images, arguing that
of these authors left more than decent).
Meanwhile, for preselekt music village
following command: EA, Megus, Klim, Justinas behind which 
podtusovyvalsya Kostyan aka Elf. So in this preselekt

year even though he was better, but again, objectivity does not 
suffer. Since the preselector gathered mostly amateurs pop and 
funky music, ;-) we could all lose the pleasure of hearing in 
AY music compo tracks some tehnovyh muzakerov,

so for example they wanted (Megus and Justinas
in particular) to throw trails Nic-O and
Fatal Snipe'a, citing the fact that
screeching all the envelopes have zadolbal, and if
would have strong objections Elf, the track,
 took first place,
 would have been mercilessly emissions shen overboard 
components. Nehe Rehoboam, eh?? Gentlemen! Mu zyku should be 
assessed not from the  personal sympathies to the styles,

 but the quality of writing
 thereof. Hopefully, in the following year, this shit does not
 be. Of course, this Speck
 not kasaetsya, but
 is to talk about combating and eradication Lecta graphics on 
the PC: the so-  like virtually all pre selectors have gone to 
eat form poverty, this was done  only two brow, so

 during PC Graphics components
 Many were offended by the claim lyucheniya their works from
list shows, so inflamed
mikroskandal with snatching the microphone from
hands of the presenter and statements on vses Hall
his views on the preselector. By the way,
released into the picture among the three winners. What do I 
mean by that? And that, ladies and gentlemen, once assembled 
preselektit, then collect a decent, objective team

then to not be excruciatingly painful for the
taxation by the component.

     Meanwhile, the street was already quite dark, coming out 
into the street to smoke, I noticed the following companies: 
Pavlov, Smash, Nikitos, who never ceased to fly drink

day. Making out in my twilight, with joyful cries of "Chazm, 
Chazm! and "Drink + factor = ottyag" Pasha pulled me plump for 
ladder to the left side the cinema (there where there was our 
morning meeting), then was expanded guileless zakus and there 
were two jugs "Origins" ("White Russia" has already ended). 
Zazhbaniv, we started to take photos on a digital smeshevskuyu 
camera simultaneously listening to my CD "Pungent Stench" and 
MP'egi on his own CD-player through the speakers (which is poor 
Belarusians all of them pay little ;-)). As

Pavlov promised, these images can be
found on his website (Virtual TR-DOS, who
does not know ;-)), there will certainly be
photos from the Gulf, where they spent time in the afternoon. 
Finishing his two bottles, we decided to continue - in the 
night-we bought a stick of sausage, bread and even a liter of 
vodka ... Uk ... After we drank, and this

liter, I fled from them, as they were going to buy vodka more 
... 


               Day One


     As it began, I, in principle, not
noticed, as people in the room was heated beer and too heavily 
hung, creating a cheerful atmosphere. Miguel with the demon 
somewhere sryli (and maybe sleeping on the rear series) and we 
Vekoy, Alf and Elf decided to eat. Bought the Hawk, three 
liters of beer and sat down to supper, accompanied viewing and 
demos at Comodoro pisyuke (simultaneously). The sound came from 
Comodoro through the built-in monitor speakers, and pisyuk 
issued to the speakers. After reviewing so few We shall, I am a 
bit ohrenel (look drunk on two monitors and while plump beer to 
vodka - it's not easy to mind), so I decided to walk down the 
hall. 

     After the second sitting pisyukom Justinas and
People in the market with # Z80; cultural asked to move aside, 
I sat down beside him and running MIRC in the next box, too, 
began chatting with the people. So we sat, pulling each other 
claves, until I pinned Himik'a of POS-WT, the fact that I am now

I'll write Reel Time report on their website.
He happily agreed, as to the
time news on the POS-Site directly with a party of Place was 
not yet. Writing a couple of messages on their website, I went 
again for a beer. Returned in good spirits. At # Z80 meanwhile 
appeared Relict / Phantasy, we had about popizdeli

stsenovoy journalism, our CPU-style
itervyuirovat people, a well as the various
mind-expanding substances. Each
left to his own opinion. For tusney and the bazaar in the chat 
night was somehow unnoticed. It was already half past six, and 
we need to had to go to the station to meet a representative of 
Cherepovets Branch CPU, and namely Kurleson / HorrorSoft.


     I went to meet, Elf and Alff.
Having reached the Moscow railway station for the arrival of 
the train, we discovered that he was late for twenty minutes. 
Shit ... I was not good: a sleepless night + nemeryanoe 
consumption strong drinks

did their heinous
thing - I was muddy, and as time
yet it was, we decided to
a walk in search of
Hot Hawk and not less than hot coffee. Imagine our surprise 
when we saw that some tents hang Placebo, Wlodek Black and the 
guys from the Moscow region - CyberFreak aka Moonshiner 
companions. Greeted and chatted, we learned that

DeMouy they (Placebo) was taken, but unfinished. We are very 
sorry, but telling that to the party of Place is nemeryannom 
different cakes, advised them to quickly fell back and finish 
their masterpiece. Placebo and Wlodek left, a CyberFreak (with 
his team) as a true fan CPU, "Adventurer'a", "Ottyaga and me

;-) particular, were to wait until
Cherepovets train arrives to rid the CC Dep Us
 together. Dismissing
 Several propositions enthusiastic
 Kiberuroda a.k.a.
 Moonshiner pobuhat
 vodka, we Elf
 went back for coffee,
 leaving Alff'a on
 Ms. torn youth, the truth of the CPU 'w Noah lives in the main
 interest in Cyber,
 and the other two members on the team is very
 feel bad after a night wali
 Bukhanov on the train
 (One even tried to
 puke in the trash room
expectations).

     Soon we need to train arrived
platform, and we began to stare hard at the faces passing
past us people. Soon
among the crowd, we found
smiling face Lehi
a.k.a. Kurleson. He was
with his girlfriend
Lind'oy. We went to the station, where people have bought
tickets, and then collectively climbed into the subway and rode 
to the party of Place. As it turned out, people came to have 
quite a lot. Our other CPU 'Schnick

meanwhile, streamed into the
Avtovo on the radio market, where
Demon bought myself glands for the next pisyuka
(I do not remember how many
He had them), and Miguel with Vekoy dangling
just like that, pinning on the range and
price tags.

     Meanwhile, ended all final preparations for composting, 
and all (except for VIP and last year's winner) were asked to 
leave the room as the lobby is conveniently located table, 
beside which sat a Cop outfit, and on the table were tickets, 
lists the rules and lists for a vote. Taking into account last 
year's experience, This time everything was done properly:

paying $ 100 each visitor
received a clean badge aka ticket, which could enter the 
nickname group etc.; sheet with the rules, combined with

questionnaires (nick, group, platform)
and a sheet of voting on spekovskim components;
and a separate list for voting
PC / Amiga. Of particular excitement, as in the past
year, was not, and soon obilechennye sceners sat in the hall.

     Appeared on the stage B-reeZe and Unbeliever.
Each pushed the minimalist about it
then, as it's cool - get together
etc. Then he climbed onto the stage Lina - Seva sister Sasha 
aka Random, which is to convey greetings from distant Australia 
and said that the diplomas earned in the past year, will go to 
the winners of this year (as they say, better late than never).

Then the floor gave the main sponsors -
Editor "Xakep" in the face SINtez'a
and SideX'a. Taking the microphone in his hands, SINtez greeted 
us and said that he was glad sponsor coolest demopati in 
Russia, said he did not think that we have in country so much 
demomeykerov what Facilities friendly roar replied that in the 
past year there was a lot more people. Not

in the subject saying that it was good, wished
we revel cool, and his writing
cool report and be sure to release
issue on CC. After that, the microphone captured the B-reeZe 
and announced the beginning of Spectrum first component.


     Started with AY Moosic components. As usual,
pisyukovtsy the cracks ran away =), ie
obfakav spektrumistov for our specific,
to their ear, sound, knocked out drinchat pivische and markets 
its pisyukavye theme. I personally, as a patriot, he decided to 
listen to all of the tropics and give them a personal 
assessment. Listened to, receiving an unprecedented 
appreciation of the sweet sounds of the ear, is appreciated. As 
found out later (much later, after reading party rezults), this 
year popsogony finally stayed in the ass. I Of course, 
personally against EA have nothing (We had a friendly and very 
priyatstvenno souks, sipping a beer), but this time I was 
pleasantly surprised by the victory of downhole tekkno tracks 
by Fatal Snipe!!! Besides him, I was pinned Mouzon, writing 
Siril'om, Nic-O and our new CPU'shnym myzykantom - Ahim'om. 

     After a short break for drinking beer and sharing 
impressions of the last component, start running spekovskih 
pictures. No sensations at this year not followed. Personally, 
I pinned Screenshots Deadie, Diver'a, ZSV and Paracels'a. A

Pheel 'ovsky screen "Prisoner of time"
finally nailed. True kind of like
there was a confusion with Diver 'ovsky
Screenshots: if "Bjork" = "Polar star", then
What then was placed on Scenergy?

     Time has passed for noon, and
I again was simply to cut down: I sit and look at the 
projector, and I understand that fall asleep klyuyu nose - sort 
of woke up. Shit ... Neher anti-allergy pills (Tavegil) 
interfere with a beer and sleepless nights. Oh well. This was 
followed 512b com, where I was particularly pleased with "Boom

Boom "by Red Alex / CTL and" Insult ", though
Last Asman wrote of Proxium, who is currently in full
kodit on pISYuKE and decided ponostalgirovat
in Speke, vpihnuv in 512 bytes of the effect
demohi unforgettable.

     After another break, began to show 4 kb. Remember the 
"Chaos" by Brainwave and, in my opinion, a very distinguished

peppers from the Phantom Family. When good
code level adjacent to the funny story - it is always nishtyak. 
For example, in the show "Trip" by Mr. Simm, all properlis on 
the scene and began yelling that it was had to be uniquely 
embed in the UFO 2. A "Don't smoke Let's Fuck 3D" forced

laugh the whole room. Pinned the inscription "Hi Lina!" (Lina - 
sister Random'a) during Travel sperm in the uterine

tube. I guess they have to drv53b6 love ;-)
- She then gave him a diploma for the disqualified in the past 
year, the first "DSLF", saying that, well, garbage did last 
year, did not understand all the chips and therefore repent.


     After the end of the intro to the scene components
Unbeliever and got a few broken off the public the message that 
for objective reasons Spectrum demo compo today There will be 
no, because Placebo can not imagine their steep demohu,

as Sair00s esche nichrome not finish it, but promised not to 
sleep and not eat until then, until finished. The same thing 
happened with the demo of Eye-Q. That we had to do? Of course 
waiting. True Max us "calm down" message

that just because we do not have to bathe and
Today, instead ZX demo, will be held
All PC / Amiga music compos. Spektrumisty,
en masse, after the announcement, relaxed and began to disperse 
in all directions: some immediately began to thump again, while 
others went to the center, enjoy the views the old city, and 
some (in particular, I, as the evening went from sleepiness) 
have decided that listening to mod'y, xm'y and mp3 modules - 
also you need (and then we dick perlite from their cities to 
St. Petersburg to would be at home all check out).



     Honestly, that traditional
compo pinned me a little - popsnya golimaya. No, I certainly 
respect the old Amiga demos, where all the music was about this 
style, but the bottom-hole technology attracts I have so much 
more. Then he began alternative compo - already better, but 
even here come across quite a through-tracks

and only two out of the total weight I have put a high score. 
And as mp3 compo killed me completely - fucking ... In the 
course here than funny - the better (no, of course, megusovsky 
track was done professionally, Unlike many), but all sorts of 
zakosy by "accident" and the like, as well as saber-under

guitar - it's already too much. It will be necessary to
next year to bring sandwiched in mp3
track our team Rybinsk "Divine rot"
(Digital studio + guitar + voice) - let people propretsya of 
noise. 

     After all the components in the hall
lit the light and they all began to go about their
 director: Paul Pav fishing led to a number of fans
 drink was truncated rdno jug,
 pisyukovtsy Tyco vatsya with pisyuko vtsami, some
 personality (Weird,
 Tiggr / BW, Justi nas / CTL) sat
 The connection
 to the Internet pisyuk
 zapihi and steel vat at different sites nye mini
 report and pictures,
 fused with digital cameras curves, and Elf
 began to actively
 pester
 present
 at the moment
Place to party People for an interview
for a given number (see corresponding
section).

     And in this time of nemovskim
Kay'em People sat and kopiroval demo with STAF
first day at the next sitting elated
drv53b6 ;-) love and joy in batsal
Elite ... Of course, I understand that the love
- It is good, and Elite - even better, but you should have seen 
the face Sair00s'a and other members of Placebo, kotorye tried 
to convince drv, that whole scene is not indifferent to such a 
global event such as getting them (Drv) the next message "Right 
on commander!", But ebtyt, another free company to complete a 
Life Forms more No, because for mednonogovskim Eye-Q soared 
over Absolutely Lame, but for Scorpio people are also not 
engaged in garbage. In eventually under the pressure of public

drv surrendered and handed into the hands of Claudia Sair00s'a.

     Unreached people to computers
time, more loaded with alcohol
(Beer, vine, vodka etc) and finally
Many were cut down and quietly retire. But there it was! 
Suddenly in the hall burst into noisy company in the

Lav'a, Weird, B-reeZe'a, Lin'y and other
People who connect to the amp microphone and began to be merry, 
singing different songs. The apotheosis of all was the Reel 
Time Voice, "playing" mp3 track "I want to

get drunk! "under the piano accompaniment Lav'a. Pelee all 
on-stage, grabbing each other's microphone. loudest and most 
often Other Oral B-reeZe ... It is a pity that the hearing had 
not so good, maybe just drank a lot ;-) 

     Ironically, it is present in
time in the hall of the elements in this mess
attention is not paid. In principle, they
clock (one after another) hung out in the hall, from day zero. 
The cops were, as always, roundnose: for example, the night 
before the party, when I sat for pisyukom and Bazaar at # z80, 
and in the hall present in about 30-40 people approached me and 
asked one element: "And that's all for what you all come here?"

I laconically replied that tomorrow people will be ten times 
larger, and hence the same factor will still be louder and more 
fun. As it turned out, cop was also curious, since I was 
present at his conversation with Unbeliever'om when Max

explained that such a demoparty and why is it
People needed. Cop remembered that in the past
year, more people arrived, and apparently people were less 
interested in such activities on that Max said that Randy - 
asshole ;-) and screwed the whole organization, but immediately 
turned the arrows on the Assembly, told about there the steep 
organizations, funders and opportunities sceners really make 
dough (citing the example of Exploder'a) and get a cool job. 
Ment has agreed that all of this is krutnyak and nishtyak ... 
That is such a Peter ments. We have fish, yes, and in Samara (as

said Max) for razdolbaystvo that we
all arranged on the night between the first and second
day, all would be simply taken away in batches
mentovku.

     Well, this conversation, I heard
escape the limitless Chants committed in the hall. Drinchnul 
beer, stand up, smoke on the steps of the cinema, there came

Elf, I drank a beer, stand on, pussy.
After some time, we observe a small
crowd of people move from prospect
Veterans, among other things, People we have
seen Arty and Flying / DR, who were returning from a cafe, 
among others also dangled absolutely drunk, our morning 
acquaintance Moonshiner aka CyberFreak. Seeing us, the whole 
crowd basement closer and Arty told us of the cores, which are 
soaked Cyber, while they hung out together. For a start he 
could not remember, with talk to anyone, and many times asks 
chief sceners ;-) what he nick. Then, by comparing with a 
particular nickname man, Cyber ​​began questioning than

Arty was famous, he blurted out that disketirovaniem toys ;-) 
what Cyber ​​cheered and said: "I, too, toys changed for the 
TR-DOS!!! Already 200 pieces remade! And how much do you? "What 
Arty replied that no less than three hundred ;-). "Cool" - 
Cyber ​​responded and offered for Arty drink it. But based on 
the state of intoxication Cyber'a, Arty refused and advised to 
not drink. At that he replied that and is not going to because, 
they say, money No, but worth it all just slow down near some 
tents have Cyber'a found himself in the hand of the new Battle. 
In general, when they got to the party Place, this man was able 
of drawing and virtually nothing is understood, but zealously

torn inside, but there cops ... This I now know that they are 
not evil, but then We all thought that if KiberUrod gets in the 
eyes of cops, nothing good will come of it. The people began to 
experience various proposals to relocate CyberFreak'a inside, 
was seen even a suggestion to pack it in a trunk from under 
nemovskih computers and thus dragged into the hall. Eventually 
Cyber'a were selected beer, he breathed the air and

he rubbed it to in the next
50 meters, which he will need to undergo
legs, especially not motylyalsya. In principle,
everything was fine - it wormed
middle of the crowd, we were taken without straining
Cyber'a in the hall. Elf proposed to isolate
from the rest of society and of the elements in
particular, his conclusion to the platform between
exit doors of black cinema. Short-lived was quiet in the hall - 
through the some time from behind the door could be heard

strikes and demands his release Cyber'a
piss and a smoke. Spit on him and decided that once the normal 
words do not understand so let steamed Trouble with himself, 
Cyber was released at will. To everyone's surprise, the cops 
showed complete indifference to his person.


     By this time the song chaos
ended and most people in the hall
was asleep. Our
CPU 'Schnick (Demon,
Miguel, Veka and had joined him Linda) drove a taxi into town - 
a walk, and we are with the elves, the Alpha and Carlson 
remained in pati Place. I was

tried to drive away Tiggr'a for companies,
connected to the Internet, but receiving
something unintelligible in reply,
accompanied by
unwillingness
to leave their familiar
place, broken and
went to sleep.


                Day Two


     The morning began with a brash antics
elements - they are vermin, including a large light
in the hall and loud voices of those present were asked to 
leave the premises, as right here at 9 o'clock to be

held weekly Sunday service
some Protestant churches. All drowsy
rubbed his eyes and began to quietly rake in the street, and 
alternative admirers of Christ, in the meantime to zakoryachili 
scene of a wooden cross nehily size which is very fun to look 
at the background poster "hackers." In general, a

People was established on 2 hours of free time, during which he 
(the people) drink beer, breakfast and hung out with their own 
kind. 

     Pohavav, we decided to kill Carlson
remainder of the game in the third to Kwaku
lokalke. We were joined by present Membury DR ... Shit ... I 
was in utter ass on points, as in life

are at the end list'a score, but
Arty distinguished, urine all left and right. Having played 
their paid hours, we have a little hung out, and soon all were

again allowed into the hall.

     Soon, the scene got Unbeliever and announced the beginning 
of the second day, which opens Speccy demo components and

warm-up offered to watch the "best demo Spectrum" - Shit 4
Brains. People began to rejoice in the full
growth, expressing the delight of beholding the good old 
demohi. After finishing filling shit brains of all present, 
started immediately self demo components. 

     The first shows Love gun by Volga Soft. Personally, I have 
nothing new in it is not I saw, but people happily expressed his

emotional cries of various subjects, which reached its peak 
volume during time vector clip about the chase. All

would be nothing, but why use
the well-known and long-track
MM <M'a? This smacks of leymom early nineties, when the demos 
flourished tattered muse. 

> Actually Research / VS got this
track long ago, when he was not yet
unreleased anywhere else but in the past protormoziv
year with demoy, will not follow that the track is already
all have heard ...


     Then showed a demo Jaundice by
Screamer. Well, what can I say? Of course,
Deme is a certain amount of ragged
effects, but if the Screamer will continue in the same vein, 
the next year or two can really break out of the top three 
demomeykinga. 

     Absolute Lame by Eye-Q is fully
corresponded to its name, perhaps
this was due to total nedodelannosti, but compared to last year,
In my opinion the guys a little progress.

     Next on the monsters there -
Placebo with its Life Forms. Sheer
fly away! Room just exploded from the first notes
bottomhole track Sair00s'a. The new design coupled with a 
ferocious code tore the roof of the hall at all. Of course due 
to some imperfections, glitches and due to be shown in Turbo 
mode (ask, What the hell for? Of course the rate of speed, but 
the soundtrack still continued after the end of brick-busting 
action on screen) impression of the demo was somewhat different 
as compared with the original author's idea, but personally I 
think that Life Forms was the best demos on TSTS01 ...


     Brainwave work on me
ambiguous impression: Monochrome
chunks looks poorer compared to
multicolor, but objects with dozens of polygons with poorly 
chosen palette coalesce into an unimaginable mess in which

very difficult to consider moving
object in all its glory. Of course, the code
Vivid'a just killer, what no doubt, but the overall impression 
is also somewhat spoiled the design as two drops of water 
similar to last year. Yes ... About the music: who would 
neither spoke, but I think funk in demah not rolls. Even the 
Megus in an interview admitted that the track is written for 
Stellar Contour, sometimes not exactly what is happening on the 
screen. As for graphics Pheel'a words simply do not have - a 
full Otpad, but, sorry for the expression, it was simply crap 
the above colored mess of polygons ... Of course,

this is purely my personal opinion, absolutely
does not coincide with public opinion
aka results demo com ...

     After the end of the show all the demos
people poured into the streets and began briskly to discuss 
only that evidence demohi. Here there was a lively debate 
between Sair00s'om and Vivid'om for that rulnee: chunks or 
multicolor. Describe in detail it here does not make sense, you 
can acquainted with the materials of transcripts

;-) In the interview section titled
"Gods of code" (incidentally, all interviews
arranged in chronological order, by
as they are taping, which is very interesting in terms of 
changing attitudes People on what is happening over time

during the party).

     Meanwhile, the people had nahorosho
hangover, but as a proverb says, leads to a careless opohmelka
zapoyu long, so some people
feel is very good.



As always, the second day of a crowd
local Aboriginal people, which led to
Slava Mednonogovym already wholeheartedly traditionally 
produced raspetie Russian folk / Soviet songs, combining it 
with drinks afterwards. I'm a little talk with Slava, 
hopelessly inquiring CHV2 destiny, to which he replied, that 
finish igruhu not uniquely, as densely busy with work and Speck 
time is not left, but if is someone who should then give the 
source code free of charge to all comers. For those wishing to 
become famous, I wrote down his soap: copper_feet@mail.ru, 
there may be fans and patriots Speck, who will finish the most 
awaited project of the past millennium? Talk to me, Bronze went 
to thump on, in this case be managed

shot down by bus, though without much damage to both ;-) If you 
are interested, the pictures of the bus is on website dedicated 
to TSTS01 (though I do not remember at what exactly). 

     Also, we found Elf'om tusuyuschegosya Frunze around the 
crowd with a constant camera and asked Surely he shoots another 
film about the / IC, to which he replied that he scored on a 
rotten occupation, and Now just makes the story for her 
channel. We slyly pinned on the super-mega project - a film 
about CC000, has mounted a he had it. As it turned out, the 
film is completely mounted, but the scene Frunze redistribute 
it does not intend, as currently it is only a copy on DVD. We 
began to stretch it to the fact that he rewrote it on tape and 
send to us. On He advised that we really broke some

and St. Petersburg to watch television, in particular, its 
channel, where the film will be shows in the near future. We 
started emphasize that in the absence of St. Petersburg

registration is free MAZ us what Frunze
replied that it was our problem. That shithead ...

     And in the hall has already started 32 kb game compo, to 
which we Elf'om safely late, waste time chattering on the 
street. First igruha that we saw, it was Arcanoid by drv, as we 
said before her was Hunt on sparrows from Yoshkar-Ola, and

the latter was Farspace by Mayhem. Funny contest. Drv, as 
always, again blesul nehily work. "Crows" is also pinned, and 
the meaning of Mayhem 'I-native game kerf only at home. Of 
course, the competition interesting, but in my opinion much 
enthusiasm in the hall did not call. Much greater response to 
the room showed the appearance of screen "Dizzy Underground" by 
Gogin, disqualified because of their "bulk". Intruha to the 
game (where to hit Dizzy zip) pinned all, let alone when Going

included dizzy turbo run, everything just prosralis on the 
speed of movement of the main character. Oddly enough, Gauguin 
was native of Cherepovets, and although there we have

own office in the face HorrorSoft,
we are his suschestvovvanii did not even know ;-)

     That's all Spectrum components
ended successfully, people have written in
vote their evaluation sheets to all the work and all
pulled organized to take my sheets in the foyer, where they 
were waiting Justinas and D.J. Soundliner, who went on

second floor (in the same room as last year) to consider the 
results, where they were after a while and found Elf. They had 
tried pryatyat results from prying eyes, but then gave up and 
gave a reading rezalty already computed components, taking a 
promise not to tell anybody anything. As Pavel Korchagin, Elf 
kept his word, telling me about it after

distribution of diplomas.

     At this time in Hall pokazyvali "Game
Boy "igruhi done to a former scoop. I'm pinned a" Star legacy. "
Cool. Full-color completely revised graphics, new engine, lots 
of animation and good old-fashioned plot. SPECIAL probably

this case - to write today under the console. Can do? ;-)

     After that began immediately
pisyukavo-Amiga computer, on which most spektrumistov well 
beaten, still plump and hang out on the street. We had a long 
conversation with Cusick from Voronezh, who tried to burn to

recorder, but we did not succeed,
because in the background sat elfovskom elements
supply. He has a goddamned feature -
tape twists, grunting, pulling, and nothing records, and if 
that record, it sooo slow, so when normal playback speed it all

listen as the ravings of drunken dwarfs, eunuchs suffering from 
verbal diarrhea. Shit. All this time, with us hanging out Nemo, 
we studiously ignored, so like us with him in principle, to 
speak was about. It is a pity that I have read a paper 
presented Jocker'om Rostov newspaper Bird Kar Kar "only train 
... If this happened immediately after zadarivaniya, then Nemo 
would have had to respond to a bunch of hard-hitting questions.



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     Well, in general, in the hall, we came
around the end of the PC demo compo and managed to see only 
fleshevskuyu demo "No Fate "by Fishbone. Shit! Well, the people 
give, have their 3d engines lazy to write.

The question is, fuck we need it, when
smart uncle had already written and Direct X _._
developed Flash technology =: [] People,
so you can reach and to be placed on party
3d Studio 'vskih modules, passing them off as
demo - and Th, there is also need to model objects and the 
trajectory of movement set ;-)


     On this, in principle, everything is over, the organizers 
went to take rezalty, and people crowded the hall. For the 
remaining began to show "Teletubbies" ;-), good old "Killing 
beans", movie about extreme fertilization (can not remember how 
called), something else, and in the end showed carbon Placebo 
movie about gay Dancing on the Titanic, made of the idea of 
​​Paracels'a. All this outrage continued until the early 
distribution of elephants, but about this later.


     All this was noticed by me during
Periodic zabredany the hall, and mostly I hung out on the 
street, where he had a conversation with SINtez'om aka Sergei 
Pokrovsky aka the chief editor Xakep.

I asked about his impressions of
last party, and he replied that, of course, expect to see more 
pisi (Comparing with the work of the previous year), but that 
at Speke make such an awesome thing, he never imagined. 
Promised free emulsion, watch cool demos kick screenshots from 
all demos with TSTS01 (spec + mi) and zabatsat fucking article 
in his magazine. I was led like a fool, wished him not to get 
stuck only on the PC, writing about different platforms,

to which he assured me that as from now on
is that Xakep come more and
new people (like he agreed with kakimto brow of a number of 
articles on contemporary situation at Amige) and in general all 
nishtyak and krutnyak. I believe durilka cardboard ... Here the 
other day (on the virtual board Unbeliever'a on Scenergy) I 
bought # 9 Xakep'a room and what I saw! =: []

UUUUUUU !!!!!! SUCH garbage! The article "Design of Chaos v3.0" 
forced to drop I have a full deposit. All personal memories and 
SINtez'a SideX'a on / IC are a description of how they filmed 
the woman with 6'm sized breasts in a train, meeting in

Peter with the Muscovites (it's like
Americans bought while traveling in a decent restaurant instead 
of the local cooking hamburgers), describing the "shlyushistoy"

the hotel where they filmed the room (and maybe
Not only ;-) and finally, how they loved, handed dvd-rom and 
sidyuki with samples. That's ALL!!! A rest boleemenee bound and 
narrative about the last component has been written iCE DraGon 
/ HellBender Group, and even then, he all the time to dwell on 
pisyukah, managed to confuse the topic in the description of 
"long-awaited ZX Spectrum 32kb Game" components: "The first 
game was the 'Hunt on sparrows. Born to Kill. ' by Green Bit 
Group, is a turn-quest with a first-person. ": [] How does it?" 
Born to Kill " - The usual arcade (I hope everyone saw)

without any complaints, and I wonder where
It "steps" ;-) In general, this report is absolutely not 
informative and after reading thereof, few people want to go to 
Peter in next year. About the magazine

] [- Lamerskaya writings, for even larger
lamer. I reported this before, guess
(Buy] [to be once a
year), but thought that the guys have made. NO dick! All more 
or less travel Articles are written by people from outside, 
though they own it and admit: "We wrote

one person (the burglary IRC), saying that all
it was before - rut, he describes everything in 2
million times better. And actually wrote. Read, Rate 
creativity. In our opinion, excellent!. "Well?" Expressions 
such as "kodit C + + "I plunged into a deep Down and

article "20 tips for creating this
X-Code "pripizdila me finally: sovetik like" Please be careful,
that the cycle is not performed the operation,
that can be performed outside the loop "with
primerchikom leyma:


     For i = 1 to 1000

     x = x ^ 7

     y = y + i

     Next i

Pont how to do cool:



     x = x ^ 7

     For i = 1 to 1000

     y = y + i

     Next i


     After these things the magazine can be safely
rename in "/ | AMEP" - this elementarschinu I knew in high 
school back in 90'm year, when he wrote his first bend on the

BK'shnom BASIC'e. And this is called the coolest HACKER code? 
Heh heh. We'll see that he wrote himself Glavred: "... because 
of nighttime seat at the computer fucked nemeryanuyu insomnia. 
Had it with Sergei Lukyanenko and his work" Genome ", 
occasionally punctuated by" Self Assembler ", which instantly 
drove in fast sleep ... " No comments. 

     Well, something I overclocked and upizdil
away from the subject report. Continue. After
show reels, or rather, he was interrupted by
appearance organizers, headed by Lina,
started distribution of elephants aka diplomas. First picked 
... ;-) The microphone Lin People apologized for his 
brother-razebaya aka Random for last year's herd of diplomas. 
Loudly announcing that Now fix this problem, beginning with the 
wild Australian accent pronounce Niki / groups and handing 
diplomas. After the third or fourth award she was told that it 
does not show off and showed hand, that is, for example, CPU 
(since we also raped a colorful piece of paper format

A4) is pronounced "CPA", not "Si Pi Yu,
because some people do not even understand
that is their reward. As I wrote above, the degree was also 
awarded drv53b6, for disqualified intro "DSLF". At the 
expiration of 15'i minutes degrees year-old stale found their 
heroes and there was all fresh. In general there's not

what - and all so it has long been read in
an Internet or raped by others, it is worth
only add that the editors] [decided
People bestow prizes aka DVD-ROM
and 3 CD'yuka with samples. DVD gave Sigme -
for their pTsshny video (as in the opinion editorial] [good dem 
was not), you'd better have given him for their PCB made in 
inhuman conditions of LF, since BW, in Megusa face, got the 
second prize for Again, given at pisyuke mp3 track.

Eh ... But what can I say.

     In the meantime, watch already showed
18.30, and we had to bring down the station,
as serving
train at 20.00 is not
would have to wait
clearly, therefore,
saying goodbye to the people and promising
to release the number in September (that's
we bastards ;-) sharply pushed to the next station
composition: I (Chasm),
Elf, Veka, Alff,
Kurleson, Linda and
who joined us
Stanly / Studio
Stall, and Miguel with
Demon 'om upizdili
much earlier walk around the city, scoring
completely on pisyukovye composting.

     At the Moscow railway station, we arrived at
19.45 and immediately realized that hawala and plump in
the way we have nothing. Sharp run on the Nevsky, floods in the 
boutiques, buy Hawk themselves and Carlson, because of the leve 
ended, but the train through the Cherepovets Rybinsk does not 
go, and run to the station, passing I manage to buy two 
containers pivischa (At 19.57 local time) and we run out onto 
the platform. Abruptly say goodbye to the Stanley Carlson, 
Linda and pretending to be sprint rush to the most ass train 
(19'y wagon), climb inside, where already waiting for us and 
Demon Miguel, and soon the train started ... Managed!


     Relax, kuchkuemsya together, so
as a place for all of us absolutely no neighbor, Hawa and makes 
fun together on the trophies, which nadybali in St. Petersburg. 
In particular, I am very pinned magazine "Art electronics ", 4 
(identical) numbers that we presented RenKo aka Beavis / 
VolgaSoft, where he works as a designer and particularly pinned 
already mentioned, "Bird Kar Kar "- fly away! In general, all 
read / pussy / relaxing, spending time as a unnoticed. Soon to 
sleep. All climbed sleep, but I'm not helpful. Xe-Xe. In the 
first global stop I bought pivischa and

within an hour did not give coupe sleep crunching potato chips 
and beer sound fauces. Order after reading / nadrinchavshis I

nevertheless lay down to sleep.


               Day Three


     We have woke up in the Yaroslavl region - half an hour the 
way to fish, washed, substitution, popizdeli, got, got out.

All went to their homes on some sleep,
Veka straight from the train to work, and I bought
More pivusika and protusovalsya in the morning
city ​​on foot, enjoying pleasant views of his native city.


     Happy endets!