Adventurer #13 31 марта 2002

Юмор

Ottyag - clean ottyag: Children's self-made newspaper Bird Kar Kar. "

     (C) Chasm


     It happened, it appeared, but not
in Voronezh, as the prophesied Messiah ;-), and in 
Rostov-on-Don. Yes, I am talking about it - The "Bird Kar Kar," 
child of homemade newspaper, published by Z-Club'om.


     To us she came to TSTS01, zadarennaya
People from Omega. First, we simply ubrali it in the bag to the 
best of times (since appearance of these things has a kind of 
publication that fully corresponds to the "child homemade "), 
but reading it on the train, I was shocked Infinity revelations 
present there." bird ", of course, having a slightly yellowish 
color, is currently the most native-patriotic spekovskoy 
newspaper on scene: it is entirely on the Spectrum, and when 
you consider that it is rigidly paper, then this is the height 
of patriotism (replicating copying can not be considered). 
Explicit antipisyukovaya focus and advocacy of absolute 
spekovskogo image life, sometimes leading up to the madness, a 
balm to my shed isterzany alcohol, drug and family life, the 
brain. In general, neher here and say:



   ALL READ "bird" twice in a row

         AND IT WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE

a brief digest of the first issue:

- In Rostov were produced cigarettes
"PC", the author offers in response to adjust
Issue Gandon "ZX"!

- Usheltsy "- evil wake of fell off the Spectrum.

- "Nemo gone mad" - Nemo, more and
more loses touch with reality.

- "Do you want to hit hard?" - No problem, see demo. Analysis 
of the impact spekovskih dem the work of the brain in 
experimental. 

- "PC - a choice degenerate" in the supplied
her test: "Is not degenerate I? you
he, she). "He just nailed me, so
quote it here in full:

Honestly answer three questions: (Yes-1 point no-0 points)

1. Tend to you (or your spouse) to have sexual perversions? 
(Can you fucked someone in the ass or fucked you, or you 
dreaming about it. Thrust himself in the ass various objects 
during masturbation. Fucked or dreamed to fuck animals

young children or old women, her sister,
brother, mother, etc. Or maybe you like it
sniff women's panties, bra, etc., and putting them on yourself. 
A dick suck do not want to, right?). 2. Tend to you (or your 
family) to mental disorders? (Depressed

mood, sadness, loss of interest in
all, a deep sadness with the desire of his own death, fatigue, 
inability to perform mental work, or vice versa: an unusual 
burst of energy, the acceleration of thinking, no feeling of 
tiredness, restlessness, nesposbnost to complete the initiated, 
irritability, rage, anger, etc.) 3. Do you (or your loved 
ones), a health problem? (Red hair, dry hand or foot, cleft 
guba, dandruff, baldness, the disproportionate development of 
the body, large birthmarks, warts, tumors, paralysis, etc.)


3 points - you filthy degenerate complete, your
choice - pc.
2 points - you do not complete, poor degenerate.
Do you - pc, but there are Spectrum
emulator. Sometimes you run Spectrum software.
1 point - you are hidden, good degenerate, the
you - the Spectrum, but you secretly dream of a pc.
0 points - you are a real spektrumist.


     Oddly, I, Miguel and Elf have
by three points (though Kostyan thought long
how he could not tear myself away from the team and
sought out in the secret corners of the soul kakoenibud sexual 
perversion, which dreamed of in the end, he remembered that

wanted to fuck his cousin).
WE CPU - Nasty DEGENERATY. DEGENERATE
WITH US!


          Lovely Ladies and Gentlemen!

                  SUCHE!

           BOOK bird!


     Those who wish to receive regular "tick", write:

344040 Rostov-on-Don,
st. Bolshaya Sadovaya, 16, kv.14,
for birds.


     The author will not be offended if you invest in
envelope a little bit of money on kderoks or send a diskette 
with novem. Those who want to distribute the bird in his home 
town, will be sent to the original layout of newspapers

you can make the required number of
copies. All the money from the sale - your.

P.S. the newspaper attached disk with the software,
referred to in this room.


     In general, order and wait for the "bird", but until I 
tell you what's waiting for you today "Ottyage. 

     The first part consists of a
hodgepodge of my translations, internet jokes, as well as 
exclusive linguistic research (which is something

pozhozhe to my study of the nature of latrines in Adv # 8).

     In the second part you will read my
memories there, as I mowed the army,
there give some advice on a slope,
if you, of course, all the shit ;-)

     In the third part you immerse yourself in
gloomy thoughts Maxim magnet. Advise
remember the road, and then the back will be quite difficult to 
get: - [] 


     Well, in general, everything. Write letters. BYE!