Promotion - Dizzy in a dungeon or omelette again did not turn out: short story for the game Dizzy Unterground.

<b>Promotion</b> - Dizzy in a dungeon or omelette again did not turn out: short story for the game Dizzy Unterground.
     (C) Chasm

     (C) Gogin - dialogues and descriptions are taken

       directly from the game


            Dizzy in a dungeon

                   or

         Omelette again has not turned


     After Dizzy safely
hoprovskoy was involved in a pyramid, caught a glitch in the 
library and paid serious injuries cop, thereby taking 
possession of a rocket, with a clear conscience, he flew to 
save the Earth from aliens, but not Think Again: insecure 
creation Krivorukov pioneers once again crashed on darling 
planet and ... 


     - Yes razebis you triebuchim proebom,
trimondablyadskaya pizdoproushina! - Said in the hearts of 
Dizzy and dirty curse. 

     The rocket, which hit the road from Dease
Russia, ebnulas somewhere in the vast
vast fantasy world, though as always in an unfamiliar terrain.

     - Well, fuck ugorazdilo - grumbled
Dizzy and decided to explore the area.

     To the left of the rocket showed up clearing
and fragments of wall, on which he sat until the pain
friend dude.

     - Somewhere I saw it - thought Dizzy.

     - Probably one artist drew us - thought Seymour.

     Plucking up courage, Dees approached
stranger.

     - Haylyushki! - A friendly greeting Seymour.

     - Hendehoh, muzzle fascist. Tell me, where is Gibraltar?

     - Idiot - Seymour thought, but
Just in case blurted out - Zuid, south, west.

     - "Do not get smart, you show me your hands - offered 
Dizzy. 

     Seymour began waving his arms in
all parties.

     - By the way, fuck the hell I asked him about Gibraltar? - 
Dizzy thought and added, - And I got the ship ... Votvot on the 
part of the collapse. 

     Seymour stopped waving his arms and
anxiously looked at his companion.

     - Just crazy - thought Seymour, scratched his reputation 
and after some thought said, - Ca. Enough to ship, I'll try to 
fix your ship, but I need a protective mask.


     - Masks I have not. - Dizzy mumbled and hesitated.

     - In principle, I can make it out
any piece of iron, - kinder
Seymour.

     - I'll get the iron! - Gleefully shouted Dizzy, 
lomonuvshis back to the rocket, but then stretched out on the 
grassy hillock, under which the coin is revealed.


     Prihvatizirovav coin, Dizzy helpful
a missile. After a brief search, he found
in its dynamite. Digging again, Dizzy
took out her hammer, and has already gathered
get out, said discarded near the remote
screwdriver, thinking that it too can
useful, Dizzy stuck it in his pocket. Iron, however, is not 
found, but in its natural stupidity unscrewed from the rockets 
plate Dizzy not thought of. 

     Leaving items found around the rocket, Diz went right and 
found a hole in the ground and goddamned magic lights, which 
seemed to leap over problematic, therefore, Dees decided to go 
into the hole. 

     Once downstairs, Dizzy just opizdinel - in front of him 
from the floor stuck torso Sachs. 

     - All fucked up! - Thought Dizzy -
Mereschatsya dead.

     However, when we look at a
close range, Sachs has seemed somehow vague. Coming closer, 
Dizzy jabbing his finger at him.


     - Stop! I - the spirit of evil Sachs. That
you here? "

     - I would really need to go here
for ... - As always started to mumble Dizzy.

     - It is impossible to pass anyone. Halt
Wait here.

     - Well, with you dick! - Dizzy muttered, getting out.

     Beztselno poslonyavshis some
time in a confined space and realizing
that iron nadybat him nowhere, Dizzy decided to take a 
desperate step: he shoved dynamite back in the rocket and lit 
the wick. Ebnulo so that little is not shown, and the rocket 
blown to pieces. After seeing the place Bang, Deese found two 
pieces of blue and respectively, white metal, as well as

huge iron sheet cladding, which
covered the entrance to the cave.

     Having picked up two small pieces, Dizzy
took them to Seymour, the black metal master
paid no attention, and the white
plate with simple manipulations
Seymour carved mask, but he reminds
Dizzy subject from a novel of French writer notch on the 
Musketeers. Mask out of it in my hands and thought that she

he now has no MAZ, Dizzy put
the subject on the grass and returned to the hole.

     - Large bullshit. - Dizzy and thought
laid out the entire contents of his pockets on the ground.
Pulling up his pants and gathered all his strength,
Dizzy pushed the iron sheet. Turned
good pedestal, jumping from which,
Deese avoided the fate of becoming a omelet.

     On the lawn stood a spaceship
Dizzy who, as he had seen
earlier.

     - Deja vu - Dizzy thought, looking around in search of 
malenkogo astronaut waving his hand invitingly. Astronauts

it was, but Deese found a box of matches and
another coin.

     Dizzy carefully examined the ship and
came to this conclusion:

1. In the ship ran out of fuel;
2. No program-pilot;
3. And indeed, the whole structure rests

    on razboltannost bolts and nuts.


     Remembering that he had left nearby instruments, Dizzy ran 
over a hammer and a screwdriver. Use a screwdriver to tightened 
Deese bolts and nuts (in case the ship

suddenly fall apart). Went a little farther away, Dizzy noticed 
that one plate skin turned down and spoils your whole 
unaesthetic appearance. Having decided to rectify the 
situation, Diz ebnul the plate with a sledgehammer. From a 
strong blow with a sledgehammer in the casing of the vessel 
will be a huge hole. The ship had come into disrepair. On 
subsequent strokes of the ship began to fall miscellaneous, 
including the blaster. Dizzy picked it up, and the rest of the 
trash with disgust shoved back into the hole.


     Further ordeal on the surface
have not yielded any results and Deese decided to disorder 
score jamb, the benefit I found some grass growing on the 
surface. Fencing is also not found, so Dizzy decided to go into 
the cave to Zacks, light a fire and inhale the smoke so

(Good in the cave had no draft). Diz
put grass in the corner and burned. Felled
smoke.

     - Oh shit, quite crude. - Muttered
Dizzy inhaling smoke, but here there was a strange phenomenon: 
usually banish evil spirits spices, but Deese threw a stink,

that Sachs has not sustained and disappeared.

     - Gluck - thought Dizzy, but nearer to the place of the 
old dislokakatsii Zaksya, I realized that the spirit is really 
gone. 

     After going right, Deese came across
lonely penny lying, and not far from
rusty elevator found a pickaxe.

     - Definitely the elevator something is ... - Decided to 
Dizzy, breathing in the air. 

     Climbed into the cockpit, Dees realized that the
elevator can not ride, since some
individual befoul in the elevator all the walls (choke from the 
stench). But as always, Dizzy showed diligence and subtract 
whole elevator and scraped the shit out than a fragrant pile 
formed near the door. 

     Going down the elevator down, and passed
left, Deese found the young prince,
which he remembered from his previous adventures, really wanted 
to get the right to control the carpet - by plane.


     - Hello, Your Majesty, greeted Deese - well, as dad and 
sister doing? 

     Young prince's face was visible,
that he was very surprised to see such a strange creature as 
Dizzy ... Few potormoziv, he murmured: "I'm sorry, but who are 
you this?


     - Amnesia - Dizzy chased, but again presented itself.

     - Ahh ... - Handed Prince.

     - Yes, everybody knows me. I've been walking and
apply different subjects ...

     - And, I got it! You want my crown!
Yes!

     - Well, in general, then - yes.

     - No! This crown is hereditary! And you do not get it! - 
With these words the prince took the crown from his head and 
put it on the MAST platform, which making a forward movement, 
propelled the crown of the unattainable for Dizzy heights.


     - Here is a freak! - Dizzy grumbled and went on further 
inspection the cave. 

     Jumping over a pit, Dizzy read
plaque on the wall that reads: "Signature of the climber. 
Before you climb up, take a mountaineering equipment." Having 
estimated that in addition to existing in the presence of picks 
for mountaineering gear nor one found them before items are not

applies, Dizzy bravely climbed the stairs up.

     Once upstairs, Diz went right and saw Denzil on a round 
the head with which as always been natsepleny headphones 
player, he quietly Player crunched on a belt holder in an 
attempt to twist the tape. Denzil face distorted

grimassa that appeared in his usual when his favorite device
began to pull.

     - Hello! - Greeted Dizzy.

     - Hello! - Denzil pervel AVLS switch mode "limit".

     - How are things?

     - Normally, - suddenly face Denzil
even more twisted.

     - Did something happen?

     - Do not ... - Denzil started clicking
buttons player.

     - Listen, I want to tell you that
I ... - Began to Dizzy.

     - Here's FUCK! Batteries are dead! -
Swore Denzil and more meaningfully looked at his companion, - 
Diz, and what do you doing here?


     - To save you, you moron! - Muttered
Dizzy through his teeth and walked to the left.

     Vzabravshis on the stairs,
Deese found that the way forward overlaps stone obstruction. It 
only remained to climb. What a surprise it was Dizzy, when he 
found his grandfather.


     - Hello, Granddaddy!

     - Dizzy, you're ... - With relief
mumbled the old man - finally appeared.

     - Something you're so white! You
okay?

     - Oh, poor me! - Mumbled with his toothless mouth creaker 
- You Dizzy with a medication not picked up? 

     - No ... But I'll think of something.

     Leaving the old man groan, Dizzy explored the 
neighborhood, but other than coins, and the lake, from which a 
mile bore chemicals found nothing interesting. 

     - Popados! - Dizzy's thought, standing on
derevannom bridge, under which could be seen
pass down.

     True to reach it must be
first had to dismantle the stone obstruction,
block the way to the hole. A little thought, Dizzy remembered 
Memo climber " and, having worked with a pick, to turn stones 
into sand. For the former rubble was a small cave in which an

lamp, similar to the impossibly-titled
the subject of Arab folktales. Dizzy picked her up and thrust 
into his pocket, jumped a vacant aisle. The fall was hard - 
Dizzy fell on the old miner building, breaking his head against 
the hole in the wooden fence. Under the wooden leg

was another coin. Dees decided
fortune, again prihvatizirovav money.

     Before Dizzy got delema, jump
up to the elevator or down on
down, he chose the latter because of the natural
passion for adventure. Picking up on the slope of the next 
coin, Diz came across an empty bottle, prikinuv that glass 
containers - vesh useful, Deese tried to throw

useless lamp, but there it was! From
impact on the earth shook with the lamp
and all its contents ... Its origin in a terrible sausage. Long 
kolbasit! Then of the lamp appeared chump some horseradish, 
then showed himself. He was such a freak! But nevertheless 
agreed to fulfill one wish. 

     - I want all my relatives
get out of this hole and were in the ship, which is located at 
the top! - Dizzy said.


     - To do this, that they all, to
uniform, were in a good mood,
- Said in response hell out of the lamp.

     - Yes, they have long been caught all kicks -
Dizzy said.

     - But, apparently, is not so -
said hell and climbed back into the lamp,
which immediately turned back at Dizzy's in your pocket.

     A second attempt to get rid of the lamps
led to similar results, with
all the ensuing consequences
ie Deese lost one free veschemesta in his knapsack. Deciding to 
give a shit this problem, Dizzy went further.

Passing the tempting table, on which so
and wanted to jump, Dizzy went to three
lazam, the guiding down. Near one of them
hung a notice: "Ads read once! play right."

     - Pelevenschina some - thought
Deese and jumped into the middle hole.

     They found a coin and the steps leading upwards. Climbed,
Dizzy dive on the first hole, which brought
him to a strange-looking chamber, where sat
Dozy and something heart-rending screaming. It is true that
Specifically, it was not clear, so the camera
was soundproof. Dizzy figured
that if a break in the wall of the hole, then the process of 
interpersonal communication is strongly easier. Deciding that 
the blaster for this goal is the best fit, Dizzy Poper 
upstairs. Passing a billboard Dizzy's eye read the inscription: 
"Advertising - use our services for storage of luggage. Luggage 
from high-strength steel will protect your stuff! ". 

     - Yes, without a blaster to do here Nehru - unsure of his 
decision and Dizzy pofigachil for unknown veschyu. 

     Passing the prince tripped Deese
and landed in the pit. Because of the wall came
strange sounds. Deciding to deal with them
later, Dizzy got out of the pits and Poper More ...

     The laser beam hit otpolirovanuyu
chamber wall and is reflected from it, obzhog Dizzy face.

     - Shit! Here and burns up to fourth
extent possible dostrelyatsya - figured
Deese, but remembered the immortal creature
Seymour decided to use protective
mask.

     Having made the way back and pulled the mask on his 
egg-Bosko, Dizzy decided interest at Seymour on the degree of 
protection against the laser beam. 

     - Hey, Seymour, your mask is durable? -
Dizzy asked, coming closer.

     - Duc ... No question - Seymour winked Dizzy.

     - By the way, you have nothing Kripen'ka? And then my 
grandfather out there bent on cold.


     - There is here I have only one thing - thinking, "replied 
Seymour - maybe she did cheer. On here, take it.


     Bagatelle was balm "Bittner"
Dizzy cleaned his hands on and hurried to the
Dedkov.

     - Hey Granddaddy! I. .. - Dizii saw
the old bastard is changing in the face.

     - Lord, save and protect! Make
so that this iron monster was gone! -
wailed the old man.

     - Yes, ETOGES, I - your grandson - said
Deese, removing the mask - that is, grandfather, brought to you 
bubble. On, glotni! 

     - Well, let me here - sounded chpokane to open the bubble 
and gurgle of liquid - Oh, nothing! Now I can without my 
glasses to see well. 

     With these words, Dedan took corrective vision device and 
passed to her grandson. Thrusting them a seat and pulled the 
mask, Diz moved vyzvalyat Dozy. This time, the process went 
better, and in the wall of the chamber through a small hole 
burnt. 

     - What, Dozy, I can not sleep there, inside?
- Asked Dizzy through the hole
Dozy but did not hear him and continued to yell
something incomprehensible.

     Deciding that tackles this later
Dizzy threw off the mask, picked up the old key that was lying 
ad stand, and went in search of further

adventures. Climbing up to the place where he had previously 
wielded a pick, Dizzy jumped through a hole in the floor and 
jumped neatly left, thus finding themselves on the hill above

which could see the steps leading upstairs. Upstairs was a 
local store. Dizzy knocked at the window counter.


     - Hello! We are glad to see you
our pavilion - there was a pleasant female voice from the 
window - What do you want to buy? 

     Dizzy from the window stretched Price
List:

1. A single fare - 8 coins
2. Batteries - 5 coins
3. Disc PILOT V1.3 - 4 coins
4. Kinder Surprise - 2 coins
5. One Life - 10 coins


     Dizzy scratched his reputation, but then remembered
about Denzile and decided to buy batteries.

     - Here please - the girl said
extending battery - Come again.

     Near the shop was a newspaper
stand. Instead of newspaper on it was pinned
sheet of drawing paper with an anecdote: "A call to
er. Opens a beautiful girl. On the threshold stands a guy with 
a bouquet of roses. Girl: 'You see me? You know, I love roses 
and unshaven men ... ' Guy: 'No, voobscheto ... Call the Pope! 
"." 

     - It's not Pelevin, but rather Burrows - pinned Dizzy and 
went to Denzilu.      - Denzil, keep your batteries! - Dizzy

stretched to a music fan coveted vesh.

     - Oh, damn, zashib! Where did you nadybal? And, like, 
thanks! 

     With these words, Denzil put the batteries in the player 
and his face has become a happy expression. 

     - Well, a couple udvoletvoril - pinned Dizzy - now it's 
time to walk in unexplored places.


     Dizzy remembered that near the stairs,
leading to the store, on the wall was an ominous
inscription: "Legend has it that this hole
leads to the prison from which no one has yet
returned.

     - Well, I still have not so frightened, and in
mask myself want to scare anyone - thought Deese and went to 
inspect this part of the caves, previously taking the subject

deterrence.

     Reaching the inscription, Dizzy safely
jumped into the hole and found himself in the chamber, the 
output from which the blocked lattice. On the floor

casemate lay lone coin, and the
wall sported another horror story:
"The only way out of here - death."

     - Certainly not! - Muttered Dizzy,
examining the grid, which upon close examination revealed 
keyhole well.


     - Of course, remember to death
always - Dizzy said, inserting the old
rusty key into the hole - but the funeral be postponed until 
better times. 

     Lock mechanism with a scratch hit and
lattice has risen to the ceiling, freeing up
Dizzy pass out. What was his
surprise when the next cell, he
I saw Daisy, her hair hanging over
water, which is speaking eggs are known to strongly dislike. 
Deese came to his beloved, but she did not hear it

mask, took him by the executioner.

     - Do you want me crucified? - Whispered pale Daisy.

     - You can, and six times! - Fun
Deese, deliberately changing the voice.

     - What do you mean?

     - As I have and I will give!

     Then Daisy went into a fainting condition, and realizing 
that overdone with jokes, Dizzy took off the mask and kissed 
his beloved. 

     - DIZZY! HELP ME! - Daisy opened
eyes, but with a fright has passed into English.

     - Oh, dear, dear, you're suspended
hair! How awful!

     - Oh, Dizzy! Will be even worse if
wig come off ... I can not swim,
damn it!

     - Oh, my Daisy, my flower! I'll think of something! I 
instantly! 

     Dizzy hastily left the room,
because I knew that if Daisy dissatisfied with something, then 
it may cut its non-stop for quite a long time. On a ledge under 
which there is luggage storage, Dizzy has found a trap and not 
even thinking about its possible utility automatically shoved 
into knapsack. How to help Daisy, Diz is not yet, so I decided 
to explore other parts of the cave in search of new things 
which could help to please the relatives. After rising above 
level, Dizzy was going to go talk to Seymour, mindful of Darren 
balm, but they passed the table on which lay a stack of wood, 
he decided to jump on him. Passing on wobbly sticks in to the 
edge of the table, Diz waved his arms, jumped right and safely 
prezemlilsya on a wooden platform. Walking up the stairs, I saw 
Dizzy Danny absently oschupovayuschego

wall of the cave with his hands. Having estimated that this
it was he who uttered those strange sounds, Dizzy came closer.

     - Hey, Danny! - Greeted Dizzy.

     - Hi Dizzy! - Hello Danny, turning on the sound - than 
from you so is that?


     - Yes here, we had to clean the elevator you see his hands 
still in the shit! - Began to make excuses Deese. 

     - No, Dizzy, I do not see ... - Sadly
Danny's voice said, - It seems that I have
very eyes swollen protein, which is very
sucks!

     Turning away, Danny was once again feeling the wall. Then 
Dizzy occurred idea of how to help a friend: he remembered 
that grandfather gave him his, eye glasses, which Dees posted 
near the camera store. Path tudasyuda did not take long, and 
soon Dizzy already stretched glasses Danny. Danny jumped

joy, which caused a small sotresenie stones, which was enough 
to destroy the wall construction next to him. Dizzy looked at 
quite a face and Danny with the feeling of accomplishment got 
through formed pass up. As Deese and

assumed the top was a prince. He angrily looked at Dizzy's, and 
began to pick out something to boot from the stones. Peering 
closer, Deese noticed a strange metallic object and did not 
hesitate Prince picked it up from the ground. The metal was

unnaturally heavy, and Dizzi decided to check with a 
specialist, with nothing and went to Seymour. 

     - Why is the isotope uranium-235, -
horrified Seymour - Do you want to
you have until the end of your short life is no longer 
standing? Come on, quickly find lead and screening this crap 
away from sin, if you want to carry around.


     Then Dizzy noticed a blue plate
which rejected Seymour and shoved his
pants, closer to the end.

     - Yes this is aluminum, durila! -
said Seymour.

     - Fig with him, can help - said
Dizzy and walked away.

     Suddenly Dizu came to head off a fresh
idea and he ran off skipping the spacecraft. Climbing into the 
fuel compartment, Dizzy with success using uranium as nuclear 
fuel for the ship, freeing thus ourselves from a dangerous 
burden. Returning back to the cave, Dizzy reached Danny and 
walked along the footbridge to the right. After jumping through 
a magical light, nose-to-Diz face with Poggi.


     - Poggi Hey! - Called Dizzy.

     - Pi, Pi - squeaked in response to mouse.

     Then Dizzy remembered that in a knapsack
He has a mousetrap.

     - Come on get in the cage! - Ordered
Dizzy myshu, but the only suspicious
looked at him and popiskival.

     Realizing that without the cheese process of catching
mice is quite bezpontovo, Dizzy jumped from a cliff down, and 
was near the entrance to the subway.


     - Fuck there underground subway? -
Dizzy was genuinely surprised, looking around.

     In the field of view revealed a pair of broken escalators 
and turnstiles with a slot for coins and cards. Then Diz 
remembered having seen in a store one fare, which probably 
would have helped enormously in situation.


     Going to the shop, Dizzy said to
inconspicuous facade inscription, which
initially did not pay attention: "accepted
Waste and glassware. "Deese figured dick
to his nose and walked to the window.

     - Scrap accept? - Asked
Dizzy, pulling out of his pants blue plate.

     - Accepted. Let's see what
you brought. It's very expensive metal ...

     - I still want you to buy cheese -
Dizzy interrupted, remembering Poggi.

     - We will give for such a metal piece
cheese for free! Bon Appetit and more
Thanks again for the metal!

     Rejoicing in his good fortune, hastened to Dizzy
a little mouse. He was sitting in the same position
and finely shaking.

     - Hey, Poggi! - Dizzy put cheese in
mousetrap - Get Into the cage. Cheese after
perhaps you want?

     - Pee! Null - Poggi relish otrygnul,
and at this point cage shut.

     As it turned out, Poggi was attached to the
favorite sleeping pillow Dozy. Dizzy picked up the pillow and 
the captured mouse, out of it in the hands of their prey, Dizzy 
figured that Poggi, to his family absolutely not true, and 
horseradish from the lamp has promised to move the ship only to 
them, so committing march, Dizzy own Poggi placed in the cargo 
compartment and went to the brother, tomivshemusya in the 
cloakroom. Safely to right place, Diz poked a hole in the 
pillow and began to sing a lullaby: "Sleep, my joy, sleep, eyes 
rather somkni ...". Dozy bend under her pillow and listen to

song and a little relieved.

     - Uh, like another appeared pleased! - Dizzy sighed, 
brushing away the sweat, but suddenly remembered about the 
travel and ran the local outlet.




     During his absence, the prices in the price
sheet have not changed, but instead purchased
before the battery handle someone has written,
that the sale is another set.
By purchasing travel, Dizzy with disappointment
discovered that all his cash at the moment exhausted.

     - Well, to hell with him! - Gesture
Diz - I hope in the metro filok udast'sya nadybat.

     With these words, went to Dizzy
local subway. The card came with a * SLURP
in the receiving hole, and immediately earned the escalators. 
Downstairs, Dizzy came across a blank wall, next to

which stood a poster: "The station is closed on
until the end of repair work. "

     - Yes I and-drum - decided to Dizzy, heading into the 
passage, which showed up in the left side. 

     Passing through the transition, Dizzy found
picturesque glade in the center of which sat Dylan, but far 
from it protruded stuck in the ground plate: fertilize

here. "It seemed to Dizzy, Dylan was
something very upset.

     - Well, just about to go to
astral travel - growling Dylan -
How does this razdolbany Poggi ran to
my flower bed and podgryz roots ... Pizdyuk
premature, long-eared creature, but want you to
who moved out of Gluck, fag festering ...

     Dizzy thought Bazaar Dylan deserves strict censorship, so 
coming up decided to close it a bit quiet. From

conversation with him, it became clear that he
wilted favorite flower, which grew on this
a small clearing. Therefore, Dylan close
busy with the problem of the mechanism of oxidative
dekarbokslirivaniya alpha ketoglutarnoy
acid and ATP synthesis during glycolysis and glycogenolysis, as 
well as subatomic phosphorylation. He tried on the strength of 
this world every moment. 

     - Yeah, bro, - held out after Dizzy
a long tirade Dylan - Help I'll
flower re-grow, idea, I
one is there. In the meantime, go look around.

     Left of the clearing revealed a deaf
cavern in the middle of which lay a strange design of immense 
dimensions, abstract attached to the rusty side, said: "The 
bomb is spherical. GOST 18475456. Charge Titanium. The radius 
of destruction 315 km. Do not turn over. "Gently jumping

bomb, Dizzy picked up another coin and
went to the right. Shortly before his
opened cavern filled with water, in
the far end of which, on a pedestal shifting from one foot to 
the Dora. 

     - Eco you skidded Beauty - Dizzy greeted by jumping a few
platforms hanging over the water.

     - GOOD Morning Dizzy - hello
Dora.

     - I do you another eye on the groom - Aware of Love Dora 
the peasants, Dizzy started - As always, Prince! Only

Behold the crown did not want to give away, apparently still 
young. 

     - You Dizzy's, in an amicable ask.

     - Yes, I tried ... - Diz looked at
distressed Dora's face and decided what would be-
there would not make her happy.

     Having made several acrobatic
jumping on platforms, Dizzy out of the
Metro and went closer to the elevator, where lay the shit, 
extracted in the process assinizatsii. Since Dizzy

rose still in the countryside, then
He knew that the best fertilizer - a dung
aka crap, and to cultivate the flower for
Dylan without it can not do.

     Dizzy got to the escalator and have
going to rise, as ...

     - Bah-ah-ah-ah! - Heard heart-rending
Denzil cry, Batteries sucks! Full
sucks!

     Very surprised at this turn of
case, Dizzy hastened to climb to the top and
understand the situation.

     - What do you have again happened to Denzil? - Dizzy 
asked, running up to her brother. 

     - Bullshit you shoved me, and not batteries! did you see 
what they say? 

     - I've seen ... It said: RUSSIAN PRODUCTION (PRODUCTION 
Rashnu). 

     - No! It is written: Rashnu PARASHN!
Shit one! Now scram out of here!

     At the word "Rashn" at Dizzy's flooded
fond memories and a little offended
Denzil, Dizzy went for shit. Picking up her hands fragrant 
pile, Dees carefully carried her to Dylan. All would have been 
nice, but during a trip to the cave, Dizzy heard enough mass of 
filth from their colleagues about the smell came from his 
burden, but as soon as Dylan praised his work, barely caught 
sight of crap. 

     - Oh, it's a very valuable product -
govnomassa! We must immediately fertilize the land, while the 
product is not spoiled! - Cheered Dylan. 

     Dizzy came to the plate and fertilized
small plot of land located
nearby. Of course biology Dizzy knew
that in order to grow a flower, you need to pour the fertile 
land. Nearby, the right of the beds was a pond and decided to 
Dizzy bring water from there. Scooping up the full

a handful, Deese ran for beds.

     - Yes, I have long protrahayus - Dizzy said, watching as 
the water seeps through your fingers - What a fool! But I, in 
my opinion, left somewhere above an empty bottle! 

     Said than done. Soon Dizzy already
typed in bytylku water from the reservoir. Diz
watered a flower bed and was surprised to see how out of the 
ground, right before our eyes, has become grow beautiful 
flowers. 

     - Zashib! - Dizzy thought, picking
stem and extending plant Dylan.

     - Oh, Dizzy's, thank you, dude.
True, this flower is the most common, and
I grew up in this meadow is a beautiful rose, with large petals 
... - Dylan politely returned the flower Dizzy and again sad.


     How to remember Dizzy from the biology course
has also been known: toxic substances
able to influence the normal development
priridy live, here, as in good,
and a bad side. On this subject, Dizzy
driven, when recalled, near
from the place of crowd Dedkov saw lake completely poisoned by 
pesticides. Deciding to continue his botanical experiments, Diz 
hurried there, taking unclaimed Dylan flower - that it 
disappear, he decided to Dizzy, I'll give it-ka Daisy. After 
all, women have always loved all kinds of skirts, flowers, 
balloons, socks. Approaching beloved Dees gave her flowers.


     - Do you know what I need now to refresh your breath? - 
Dizzy said. 

     - Come on, it's time to act! - Daisy smiled, taking a 
flower. 

     - This is for you! - Dizzy said, and thought that 
sometimes even better to act than to chew.


     Dizzy Daisy kissed and held
him a piece of paper.


     - I then wrote a poem about you ... - And
Blushing she turned away.

     Dizzy put the paper in Corman and went about their 
business further. Way to little lake and back to the garden of 
did not take much time. Dizzy poured chemicals on the ground and

decided to see what the same increase in his
this time ... The second flower did not grow less quickly than 
the previous one, but the bud the flower was just unbelievable 
proportions. 

     - Dylan, do not worry, I've grown up
flower for you, "said Dees, stretching
mutant.

     - Where did you get such a big flower? - Dylan opened his 
eyes. 

     - Why, grew on this hill ...

     - Dizzy! You're a genius! This mutant place in my home 
collection! This has there was none!


     Dylan tore off a petal and tucked under his tongue 
blissfully closed his eyes and began to swing in opposite 
directions. Looking this idilicheskuyu now, Dizzy remembered 
that he had left two other malcontents - Dora and Denzil. Dora 
was all clear, but the desire to Denzil caused the problem due 
to lack of the required amount of cash for the purchase of 
another set of batteries. Dizzy twirled an empty

glass bottles, of which more recently watered land in the hands 
and suddenly remembered that the store is it and accept it. Diz

skipping ran to the point of sale.

     At a newspaper stand with missing,
As always, the newspaper was pinned a new
ads: "Buy Chinese batteries.
Asked Denzil. Manufactures roller
nki on caterpillar tracks for driving under
off-road. "Apparently Denzil has himself come back in the shop, 
decided to Dizzy, but attendants to buy the batteries, it was 
not enough. 


     - Glass accept? - Asked
Dizzy in the window.

     - The four coins per bottle ...

     An exchange of dishes on the money
Dizzy there also acquired another set of
batteries, and carried them Denzilu. Dizzy up the steps, walked 
to the right, stopped in front of Denzilom, hesitantly pulled 
out the battery and handed them to his brother. Denzil examined 
the proposed vesh vsetaki and decided to see how it works. 
Zapihnuv them into the bay, a music lover rather chuckled, 
apparently, these batteries have been better quality. Denzil 
pressed the "PLAY" and immersed himself in music. 

     Now it was just to help out
Dora. After several attempts to negotiate with the prince, 
during which he colorfully described a large chest, tighten ass 
and a pretty little face of his sister, Dizzy lost heart and 
decided to ask for advice Granddaddy, like the oldest of the 
family, he hoped that in the turbulent young old men had many 
different adventures, and he could have any advice to situation.


     - Do not worry you - said his grandfather,
listening to his grandson, - He is not give any
the crown is so simple. I knew his late
dad, so he tried many times to marry
son - all to no avail. Simply
Prince - blue, so even narcissus, and the women
in principle, he did not need. However,
the ancient custom of their kind, any woman
any way to get them the crown, automatically become queen.

     - Well, what I proc on this? -
Deese little cast down.

     - What, what? - Grandpa winked slyly,
- What do not give yourself, you can always stole.

     Dizzy Dzyadok patted on the shoulder and plunged into 
introspection. Settling down floor below, Diz estimated that 
during a jump with a particular place the flight path

must pass through the hole and manhole
end on a pedestal design
where lies the crown. Get away to the left of the hole,
Dizzy jumped, but dolbanulsya forehead on
stones.

     - Flight - egg growled, rubbing his bruised forehead.

     Finally, after several attempts,
This venture was successful and Diz
appeared on the platform.

     - Well, hell, if it was to fuck? -
Dizzy growled, pushing the crown in a knapsack - Dastan the 
same! 

     Prince looked darkly at Dizzy's, but
because of innate pride and no less innate tact did not answer.

     Dora with grusnoy grimasskoy shuffled on the platform, 
impatiently stamping his foot. 

     - I've got enough of his crown! - Razdostno
Dizzy said, Obviously, this had
apply an acrobatic stunt, which
our grandfather taught me.

     - You are my hero, Dizzy! - Dora hid the crown in a 
capacious handbag and kissed her brother. 

     Dizzy figured that all his relatives
already nishtyakuyut, pulled out his ill-fated lamp and threw 
it on the ground. Metamorphosis has taken place as no surprise 
to Dizzy, and shortly before it appeared the genie.


     - Now everybody's happy, let us do according to my desire! 
- Brazenly said Deese. 

     - Well, whether you think! - Said
horseradish, and more began to happen very
strange things.

     Suddenly, as in a magic dream, Dizzy
I saw that all his relatives and friends
began to disappear from their seats and magic
way to move the ship. Soon, no
a living soul in a cave is left.

     - Well, now it's time to back home - has breathed
Dizzy - I'm going to buy a CD with programmoypilotom and - home.

     Going to the store, Diz was first noticed in a newspaper 
stand, deciding pin, he began to read: "News from the end of 
the world vegetable shops prepared citizens Summer surprise 
each visitor is given a turnips. Mill began to produce steel 
pipes of various diameters. First pipe of different diameters 
have left the conveyor. 

     - Marasmus - thought Dizzy, went to
window and asked the price list - Give me
disc.

     - Unfortunately you have insufficient
amount of money, the seller said and slammed the window counter.

     Dizzy pondered over his disastrous financial condition.

     - That's because Denzil freak! I wish he
its caterpillar skates someone vparil, still does not go! - 
Dizzy in the hearts ripped from the stand of the paper, 
crumpled it and swinging tossed directly into a magical

fire.

     Looking at the bright flame, Diz calmed down a bit, and 
suddenly he was struck by a wonderful idea: he remembered the 
turnstile at the entrance to the subway, in which he shoved the 
card, and a hole for the coins on the front panel. Deciding 
what is possible in it contains a certain amount of money

Deese hurried to the subway.

     Tourniquet was a strong thing -
Dizzy as it does not kick, he did not yield.
Spitting, Dizzy sat down and began to think.
Then he remembered that Daisy wrote poems
and pulled a piece of paper from his pocket and read
poslyanie:


                  Poetry


                       Dedicated to Dizzy.

You're my one,

     like a pancake on the plate.
White as a toilet,

     bald, like Fantomas.
Your hands, such as valves

     to mug your prilyapany.


     - Nihrenovo - admired Dizzy - and
importantly with love.

     Such pleasant thoughts led him to
excellent mood. And here, as
always Dizu occurred to a great
idea, he remembered that he left the ship about a sledgehammer, 
broke through a ship.


     - Well if so this crap broke, -
Dizzy said, standing up - that of the turnstile
After a sledgehammer to remain miserable pile of rubble.

     Said than done, and soon Dizzy already
crushed turnstile. And not in vain! From the Turnstile
managed to beat out two coins!

     - What can not be repaired, you can dolman! - With these 
words Deese struck wicket again, thus destroying his

completely.

     Digging in the rubble, Deese found
two coins - now his condition
to six coins that was enough to buy the disc. Having reached
shop, Dizzy did something that did not work last time.

     Taking the remaining Philco, Dizzy has decided to buy 
Kinder Surprise as well as experienced clear sense of hunger. 
Soon chocolate egg was in his hands.


     - Something smacks kanniballizm,
- Diz thought, biting off the chocolate.

     Dizzy eaten Kinder Surprise, relish
otrygnuv. Suddenly he felt a great surge of strength. Dizzy 
realized that was always a brake on life. Kinder Surprise - it 
is three things: chocolate, speed, and button 'T'.



     - And this button do? - Thought
Dizzy, but making a couple of steps, realized that
began to run better than his Belarusian
colleague - Kolobkov.

     Molneinosno getting to the ship,
Deese tried to insert a disk into CD-Drive,
but a strange voice in my head Dizzee said: "The time for this 
has not come yet, think of what else we can do it!" 

     - Schizophrenia! - Decided to Dizzy, but this
remembered about the bomb, which saw the dungeon - A smash-ka I 
have this razdolbanuyu cave to Ebony! So it is my Jam!


     Confirmed in this idea, Diz grabbed a box of matches and 
ran down, with the new speed of movement turned out

very smartly. Soon he reached the lowest level, cautiously 
approached the bomb and set fire to the wick. The bomb lit up 
scoreboards countdown and the numbers were run with

incredible speed. It was then that Dizzy and
use its new skill: teen
rate it Rushed upstairs. The whole situation looks like a scene 
from one old movie about evil aliens

where the main character is also needed time to slip away from 
zaminirovanogo complex though she still had to contend with

outsiders. In this issue Dizzy lucky - the way he met no one,
had only to fear the fire, which, as we know, the eggs are 
transformed into eggs.


     Running up the ship, jumped in Deese
pilot's seat, inserted the disc into the console type on the 
keyboard: LOAD "PILOT1.3" and hit 'ENTER' ... All systems ship 
came in readiness, the antenna unfolded, capturing the 
satellite signal, and the ship smoothly broke away from the 
trembling of the earth. Already at the exit from the 
atmosphere, Dizzy zametitil huge force of the explosion that 
shook the place of launch: the whole underground complex 
collapsed, and in its place formed a large crater.


     - You're doing fine, Dizzy! - Daisy said, kissing him.

     - Duc ...

     At this time, earned a fax, and from it appeared the 
latest issue of the local newspaper, at the last moment the 
ship passed the computer: "A fresh edition of the newspaper 
HEAVEN NEWS (Paradise News). Today, in our

series arrived a few newcomers. As it turned out, they 
represent a Unhatched chickens. Sami, he called himself Dizzy. 
Habitat eggs - Village YOLKFOLK. "


     - Brad - Dizzy said, and flung
fax to musoropriemnik, kissed Daisy in
Reply ...



     On this over the next adventure of Dizzy and his friends, 
but not the end of article. Now let's talk about the cheat 
modes and a small glitch, which could I find in the game.



     After a victorious start and final
cartoon loaded finalcut, where the scroll
(If you're playing without besmertiya) appears
Inscription:


     "Warning: INFA about bonus: the game
There's a secret! To find it, we must
pass the entire game and score at least 5000
points. In the end not to use the disk 'PILOT 1. 3 ', to blow 
themselves up and go to heaven. NO MORE INFO ".



     That is, in principle, all that want
tell the author of honest players. Of course,
You can break a game and read all the posts, where you can 
easily find all information about secret keys, but much steeper 
learn everything from scratch. Therefore, honestly playing, we 
collect 5,100 points, waiting for the explosion and we see in 
front of a monochrome heaven. 

     Now you can wander through a maze
without fear of drowning or fry. Here
thus, wandering, I climbed into the pond, over which hung 
before Daisy and pressed the "fire", and then climbed nA screen 
with the following: 


     "Well done, thou hast found the bonus of NO. 1 For
In order to get in early TURBORUN
games you need at the moment of landing rockets
press 'jump' and 'T' at the same time "


     Here is this just a cheat # 1


     As has been rightly mentioned in the ZX-Guide # 4 to find 
another cheat (test mode), you need: 


     "... Traveling on the" paradise ", it is easy
notice that the screens remained largely unchanged, but near 
the store suddenly appeared column, hindering the passage. 
Loaf, we conclude that that column is an ulterior motive here, 
and I must think, somewhere we will not let me, and,

probably in a very interesting place;)

     And what happened? We use the latest
shipment. Let's go to the store. And at the last second before 
the explosion will try pereprygnutto place to appear, but has 
not yet appeared column! 

     Since all the lights go out in the garden, we
(As DIZZY) without any harm to health (even though dead, and so 
do not die;)) steps over the torch and pass on the roof

house to the left.

     Fall down an elevator shaft.

     Since the elevator is at the bottom (and where
it has yet to be?), then falls on his DIZZY
roof. The situation, of course, hopeless,
but the secret is hidden right here! Click
"Fire" and read it:).


     Well, then, when pressed on the fire
the following message appears:


     "WOOOOW! BRILLIANT! YOU ARE THE BEST
DIZZY-XII PLAYER! found a bonus NO. 2 to
enable navigate screens,
need to go to the screen 'ET', there
climb a rock, jump and press
'C' ".


     Well, in general, with the legal finding of cheats sorted 
out now for the glitch or rather, inconsistency.



     As promised in intruhe in the game
There are no hopeless situations, but I've found
one:

     If you have collected all the money in the near space, but 
still did not get on the subway, then you might happen next 
popados. At this stage of the game, you can collect the maximum 
13 coins, which, in principle, sufficient for the passing game 
(batteries + travel), but if you buy instead of travel Kinder 
Surprise, the stalemate there - no matter how usiraysya, in the 
subway does not go (assuming that game is totally honest).



     I would also like to say a few words about
Immortality: I think it is absolutely secondary, ie, in the 
presence of exit, it becomes a hindrance, and in certain 
situations is not helpful (for example, trap about Danny). So 
often press on 'S' and your life will be long and devoid of

trouble.


     On this and let's bow,

                         with best wishes

                                   Chasm.