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   - A better way to intensive care?

   - Do not self
     it! the doctor said to the morgue ...

      (From the hospital corridor)

Hello, our dear readers. In this issue of our
Trade Magazines from, we decided to please you
somewhat more lively discussion than in previous ones. A reason
for this extraordinary event
was one letter from Stolnaya
city of Nizhny Tagil, where, in the absence of official
distributors, ZF comes from
booolshim late. Perhaps
whether our relationship operational, all
could turn into not so tragic (for the hero for the day).
What you will see below:
Text of the letter (full), divided
our comments. So was
easily distinguished from the main discharge the same
text (which is strongly loses to them in bulk) for it 
introduced the prefix "ALEX" (as the author of the letter has 
been pleased so myself call).


By parsing the letter appended
I / O DEVICE'S:
1. MAD MAX (MM)
2. Rzhavelschik (P)
3. DICTATOR (DI)

 DI> As a preface I would like
result of this pismografiyu
reader-writer. First Letter
read: "A little criticism. And so
- Cool! Very cool !..." etc.
The second letter: My precious
proposals. By the way - ZF-I
ideal. Urgently send prizes, gifts, money to address ... 
"(excerpt was first given in ZF # 4). But here's the third ... 
We have nothing against criticism, but legitimate criticism, 
not kritikanstva. Nobody is perfect in this world, the more a 
gathering of such notorious deviants, as edited by ZF. However, 
if a person anything is unclear, it is usually

requests an explanation, but not all Hayot
and all in a row. We do not know
which virus was bitten by our readers and for the place, but 
the third letter has caused in our friendly

collective eyebrows and animal
feelings of anger at the limited
our respondents. Quite possibly our comments to this
masterpiece cryptography seem
someone is not at all, and can be
and not ethical, and in the future, we will simply ignore
such letters, but for once we are currently
still allow to express their
opinion on such ill-bred, close and jealous
citizens who clearly overestimated
their mental and other abilities.

ALEX> Hi ZF!!! (Letter
motivam third ZF) Well you navernoe
uznali I have the handwriting?

  MM> Well, HOW TO, we all just
in style and uznaem ...

  P> hum ... but try it
time to disassemble our correspondence ... Rate and fill the 
most Places of Interest ... per working night. After such a 
typically brains a little wedge and even

image in the mirror is
is puzzled: (

  DI> Better yet, try to write legibly - you like it, but just 
do not get carried away. 

  P> In this case, the learned. By
envelope. On it again there is no return address.
ALEX> This I ALEX from Tagila. Write
unto you already 3 (or 4) raz, but
poka my pisma still no razu not
publikovalis,

  MM> probably in the third ... God
Trinity loves:)

  P> I confirm: this letter
third. But the speed of processing letters have already been 
said many bad words (on the right

address).
ALEX> Well this is reshat unto you, that
publikovat, a no.

  MM> HOW are you up to this dogadalsya?

  DI> and how to publish, too ...
ALEX> Most likely you this letter
not publish, because I
napishu there are many things unto you not ponravyatsya ...

  MM> Well Yea!

  P> I liked. However, this
particular case does not mean
that any letter of this kind
necessarily going to press. (And
will be subjected to such demolition)

  DI> We hope for mutual sympathy.
ALEX> By kategorii I can
schitat Hakerom
  MM> Hakerom Large Live with the letter X?
ALEX>-Podklyuchatelem (ha-ha).

  MM> We are all a little podklyuchateli in nashih something 
sovdepovskih conditions, but to a greater, a

who are less chasti ... : (


  DI> I can not comment on it. Hackers are different. Those
Who benefits society,
correcting the mistakes of some talented actors on the 
programming, not just hackers. Or more accurate to say that the 
rest part because a name is not really hackers. Study

or borrowing someone else's code
Technology is not a criminal
offense and punishable by law. Why not tell about hacking 
programs to profit-making or causing

harm to the producer and official distributor. Here
can already be shlopotat article.
Another thing is that in our constitutional state is still not 
enough precedents trial of cases of piracy. But Time stands 
still and hackers Pithara still get his, and we try to make his 
long arm to the process of education domestic 
lomateley-diggers, but not necessarily through court. Methods 
of punishment much more than ways of copyright infringement. 
With regards to this same subject, clearly considers himself 
cool and yes even Hacker, (incidentally, he does not have any 
legal copy of ZF) I want to say this: thanks to a freak 
professional developers do not get material satisfaction

sales results, throw it out
rotten deal and are selling linoleum, users receive
disfigured and dysfunctional programs and accused Gluck of 
developers, etc. Govotit on this subject can be very for a long 
time and if our readers will express a desire to behold on page 
ZF reasoned pouring mud hackers and unreasonable answers, we 
easy to arrange, as long as we return to letter.

ALEX> I climb into your favorite sect "Iron" and do not see any 
tam one scheme! Sploshnaya chatter.


  MM> Instead pisat
three raza, nado was pridumat
kakuyu a scheme, a can
two ... ;)

  DI> Do not talk, and consideration of theoretical issues and 
the presentation of the conceptual development and technical 
data. We do not against the initiative with a soldering iron at 
the ready, but only if distorted over the computer fits into 
certain accepted standards. But if you stupidly embody all 
delusions, coming beginners

Designers in the holo-
Wu and published many respected
and a loud voice
for universal compatibility of publications,
then you should not surprising incompatibility of your car with 
normal and "not adapted good hackers' software

software.
'& DI> And personally recommend this Connectors: zasun a 
soldering iron as you know where and did not take until you 
feel the difference between the creation of meaningful and 
trainer for soldering. ALEX> I want to vyrazit nepriznatelnost 
avtoram GENERAL SOUND (I apologize za bestaktnost)


  MM> Well, well, do not be afraid ...
ALEX> Well this is not climbing any
kakie vorota. I just physically
predstavit can not afford it
something.

  MM> A you glaza zakroy and pofantaziruy ...
ALEX> Muzyka length of 500 kb?
A memory is a 128 ZX?

  MM> Nay? A pro 720KB DS / DD slyshal? A pro LPC znaesh?

  P> It is said was green on
black: The card has its own memory.
By the way, the information for consideration: zakompressovanye 
LPC files well are compressed a second time

DSQ-4.

  DI> People are working, try
make a very useful thing, and
not yet been fully completed yet, no
intend to publish the so-favorite
our reader scheme or anything like that. And in general, from 
you Nobody requires you to

imagine what is not
went into mass production.
ALEX> Something is nA SPECCY unlikely.

  MM> Yea, it seems likely nA
RC-86:)

  DI> And your repeatedly raped by a variety of "smart" gadgets 
complex is very similar on SPECCY?

ALEX> I have a similar game
pokupat nA 4.3 disketah chtoli?

  P> A UFO bought?

  MM> You seem to be saying that
haker you (sorry that malenkoy
letters), nashi hakery disks are not pokupayut! And in baker nA 
taksi not ezdyut!


  P> Show me a cool toy for advanced platforms (with the sound 
of course) on a single disk DS / DD.


  DI> Why do we need quality
sound? We lack the beeper, and good graphics we do not need and 
generally cool game should take 4 kB to disk 128 games fit and 
should be heard free.

ALEX> About turbirovanie ZX did not see anything standing, some 
formulas, yes tablitsy. 

  MM> Zachem pechatat that
napechatano everywhere, a davat
specific circuit solutions is impossible because of their 
unikalnosti. And unikalnosti Architecture nA which they will 
rabotat. Simply, if people is bashnya, and should they, they

understand what the essence.

  DI> He did not understand ...
ALEX> Arhitektura tires - it is also not that

  MM> Odnako have some mashin ona
rabotaet normalno, a others
ona just a number ...
ALEX> and in general I zametil that
vash zhurnal stal allocate SCORP,
PROFI all revile nA than light
worth

  P> WHERE?!

  MM> Za Words otvechaesh? No
not to say that a scorpion - the best of kogda any 
proizvedennnyh nA light work of human hands ... And no one 
PROFI * Onoshi. ALEX> and PROFI, and there SCORPa

their nedostatki and dostoinstva and
I schitayu that SCORPa nedostatkov more ... If Zonov nA its 
tachke sdelal normalny port 32765 (to schelkat stranitsy

half 253), then I in front of him
I apologize.

  MM> you will not wait. :)

  P> If we now mayor of a building, it does not mean that we
We supply all the bricks
willing (with delivery by air
at the desired location). In fact,
there is a magazine "FAULTLESS"
- "Unmistakable" that puts a bend for PENTAGON only (whose 
authors do not bother even set 6'y bit as well, making

OUT (# fd), A), over there, and wrote to their complaints. 
Axiom: A program that uses more memory (over 48k) and even more 
than 128K, which is now already not uncommon, should work with

ports correctly, and then the memory
you know, it depends
constructed.

  DI> Do you know RV, you do not
rights. She would be incompatible
this Speccy. Axiom
should look like: program
which uses additional memory (over 16k) are not
should use it at all, and
then suddenly someone will hang the emulator
ENTER key on the expansion port.
ALEX> About perspektivah software. Laughter nA
vegetable masle ... I, too, pisat works, but nad perspektivami 
laughed more than nad "Well, wait a minute USER"


  MM> In HOW?

  DI> Modern medicine has reached such heights that you can 
even sense of humor brought into line with the norm ... ALEX> I 
mean just WALKER. Klassny funny 

  MM> WALKER is a solid funny ...

  P> I would say that this is a solid chopper;>
ALEX> Here's an example unto you igruhi nA
20, 25 disks. 16MB of memory is him
podavay, that's something!

  MM> YES ????!!!! 20-25 and 16 MB?
Thou zabyl of 1230, a this plata
accelerator nA MOTOROLA 68030 with
MMU. (NA samom really poor
malchik gone uma nA soil PC
: (Because tolko tam need for igruh collision memory is!)
ALEX> A WALKERu and this may
Processor 586 nA platu SPECCY
postavit?

  P> About iNTEL already said much
different ... And little good. Hint: have you heard about
buggy 64bit processor?

  MM> Navernoe WALKER will prodavatsya complete with platoy
zamenyayuschey core processor
(Z80) nA PowerPC. :)
ALEX> and SVGA with SOUND BLASTERom?

  MM> No, sVGA stavit do not need
(CRAP!), dispense one Cybervision with 4mb + MPEG-2 and dobavka
General Sound.
ALEX> Well, in principle, something I nA
strongly criticized naehal not obizhaytes nA I

  MM> This is not you nA criticism naehal ...:)

  DI> Yes, and not to criticize you hit ...;)

  DI> You also do not take offense at
us.
ALEX> (although it was necessary to WALKERa
GLYUKODROM)

  MM> No, Glyukodrom still rano,
(NA slegka dodelana igrushka), but
HOW dodelayu only, will put srazu
in glyukodrom ... While no pravda
znayu kakom in the form of ... May
podskazhesh, o-wise?
ALEX> and if you are not afraid of healthy
criticism (or healthy), then
publish my letter in the discourse.

  MM> Zdorovaya kritika welcome radostnymi urchaniyami
(VL), a hakery without chuvstva yumora
podlezhat to nasilstvennomu mockery ... :)
ALEX> All of a sudden with me someone to argue. I love to argue.

  P> Why should someone wait (for
then our mail). We ourselves are prepared to argue zavsegda.

  MM> Hardly anyone zahochetsya
argue with the handbrake takim HOW
you ... ;)

  P> For holders of honorary
sign megabreyn district "
translate: handbrake <=> brake hand.
ALEX> Now KEMPSTON MOUSE,
on my bike you rebyata
invented zachem eta myshka unto you?
There are also razem to KEMPSTON
dzhoystika tuda and nado mouse hitch,

  MM> In my opinion it still raz invented by those who cling to 
the mouse not to AMX or Kempston

standartu (Which
in general - that are
nastoyaschimi murine
interfeysami mentioned that a small number of
Corporate softa,
who did not have time
ispoganit izvraschentsy like you under
their miserable
KEMPSTON-JOYSTICK and
AY-mOUSE: (

ALEX> all large screen triggera TM2 and
vas gotova myshka, kotoraya simulates KEMPSTON joystick.

  MM> Not myshka, a awkward imitator ... For truncated hakerov 
... : ( 

  DI> Born to crawl ...
ALEX> The 4 / 95 ZX Review nA 36 stranitse raspisano everything 
in detail. A for those who do not have the Revue, I draw

shemku.

  MM> Za shemku spasibo, enlightened nas! A fact we all dumali, 
well HOW does this misery sdelat?

Well, that scheme does not nashli, a
I would have had to delat ... :)
ALEX> korpusa large screen and no problems! Well, ispugalis?

  MM> I'm trembling all over ... A spetsialno for you in the 
next issue will be napechatana shema RESET button and the MAGIC 
... 

  DI> and a guide "How to
to pretend that you're smart ... "
ALEX> Here's what you need in IRON pechatat, a no mystique 
about GENERAL SOUND.


  MM> General Sound nA last
stadii razrabotki - razvod PCB and
travlya plat (hakerami).
ALEX> Napechataete or not my
letter to me, in principle, without raznitsy, you can even burn 
it 

  MM> A because it's an idea! Winter and then
cool!

  DI> It not only does not sink, but
sometimes it does not burn.:)
ALEX> but I kritikoval - and will
kritikovat and soglasites, my
kritika is obosnovanaya kritika.

  P> "apologize za bestaktnost" - a quote from one of the 
outstanding works of the Great Hatskera-Connectors. Here it is 
this - and there kritikanstvo. Do not like it - tell me how do 
you think is necessary. 

  MM> HOW skazal one person -
I'm going to vsegda kritikovat!
Well kritikoval ... Everything,
Good, bad .. Only sam did not nikogda delal ... Tak HOW
but criticism does not know how zanimatsya ...

  DI> Well, going or not, of course you decide. Susceptibility 
of our comments correctly, consult a professional kritikanami 
and a huge request, do not go us nothing explosive or

unpleasant-smelling.:)

  MM> Now for those who dochital to kontsa did not die with 
laughter. Let me explain: Letter pisal blunt and

rested (on PCshnomu) parenek,
nA shifted ground and hakerstva
gigantsih PCshnyh toys and naproch devoid chuvstva yumora 
without which today is very difficult ...

In the end, it is not Zhurnal
Standard, in which everything must be
raspisano accurately, and with small
deviations. Zhurnal people chitayut
for what would uznat something new, pin nad
rasskazikami, well zaglyanut in
prospects daby uznat that
year prepares them coming ... If
zaranee man stupefied, he
All vsegda will vosprinimat za
face value, dazhe not pytayas
stir gyrus and sopostavit some logical thing ... Tak that, 
extra large prosba - If something where it looks or sounds 
nerealno nerealno, then most likely it is funny ...

LIKELY ...
 MM> A ALEXu of Tagila, I
only posovetovat purchase
valuable devays (mouse), a zatem and
WALKER (without the mouse is not), well
General Sound (in the Walker-e krutaya
muzyka, and effects). Then
nayti imagine any other facility for
critics ...
Naprimer SF. BYE ...

PS: We apologize to readers for the use of immoral
expressions and comparisons. A ALEXu
(As a moral compensation for public punishment
whips:) we will send the controller
click on the Create Soft - Feel
the difference and do not forget to remove the soldering iron.

P.P.S.: Introducing the next
letter, we hope to suggestions, messages, sound
criticism and other valuable information, or simply human 
communication. Anti-social-minded maniacs busy.