Miscellaneous - Scenometry.

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Track: I want everyone to be good...            
By: DJ MAX NOT SMILE THAT MOMENT     
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scenometry                             
                                        
                                        
theorem 1: a point can be called
belonging to a plane if it
belongs to this plane. otherwise
case it cannot be called
belonging to the plane.                
                                        
proof: let's denote the drunk Arty
behind the point, and the bed - behind the plane.
no one will refute what
Lying drunk Arty belongs to this
beds.  in another case, if Arty with
the bed fell, then the theorem is not considered
proven that allows you to borrow
vacant bed.                 
                                        
Theorem 2: a straight line consists of all points
its components.                        
                                        
proof: suppose that the point
does not belong to the plane. let's give it to the drunk
Let's ask the cannibal for a bottle of ketchup
put on a planeseveral points.
Let us accept that the points he sets will be
make a straight line. when Arty wakes up
and realizes that he has fallen, he will return to
bed... excuse me, flat, and
gets into ketchup. in other words, point
will also belong to the plane, like
drawn by Cannibal straight. Arty not
will like to belong to the direct one and he
will go wash.  sobered Cannibal
will see that this is not a straight line, but
curve.    Therefore, the theorem is not
provable.                              
                                        
theorem 3: a line is perpendicular
plane only if the angle
between it and the plane is 90
degrees.                               
                                        
proof: Arty is back and
is going to belong to the plane,
which has already been occupied by the vivacious one again
Cannibal.   In order to free the plane,
Arty placed two next to the cannibal
half a liter with a total strength of 80
degrees.  since 80 is almost 90, then
the cannibal became perpendicular to the plane and
went into the kitchen with the bottles.              
                                        
theorem 4: two lines parallel
planes are not necessarily parallel.  
                                        
proof: a completely drunk Cannibal
returned from the kitchen and fell onplane across Arty.  since Arty
is a point, then by the second theorem
this point makes a straight line.  which
perpendicular to the second line -
Cannibal.   although both Arty and Cannibal
parallel and belong to the plane.  
                                        
theorem 5: two parallel lines
intersect.                           
                                        
proof: Cannibal gave VTS in
computer repair, and after some time
became parallel.  he had no idea
that in a year and a half will intersect with
radio market with Cannibal..               
                                        
Theorem 6: between two points you can
draw only one straight line.            
                                        
proof: upon proof
Atry didn't like the second theorem
The cannibal puts points on his plane,
and while he was dragging him to the toilet, the Cannibal
drew a straight line across the floor with his claws (though
curve :)                               
                                        
                                        
theorem 7: right angle is 90
degrees.                               
                                        
proof: the next morning Arty and the Cannibal
let's go hangover at the stall located
on the other side of the house, but Artywalked around
the house is on the left, and the Cannibal is on the right.
meeting at the stall, they bought each
half a liter, which in total, again, is almost
equals 90 degrees.                      
                                        
corollary of Theorem 7: after
the proof of this theorem becomes
possible to prove once again Theorems 1 -
6.