---------- Track: TrAnCe'c ... ;) By: Mm---------- ""Milky Way", or Dozen for a duet" - Stop, stop! It's no good - the director jumped up. . Vasily, maybe with such a person can advertise products for children?! And then understand, you must drink beer and leave, not quickly, but not slowly, decisively and with dignity. Leave! And not hobble like . - remainder phrases contained exclusively profanity. He returned to armchair -Let's try again. Motor! -Excuse me, you are filming a video about diapers? - the voice belonged to a short, bespectacled man with a huge portfolio. The director frowned. - I'm trying to the best of my ability. What do I owe?- Allow me to introduce myself. Holotropov Zigmund Galileevich. . He tilted it slightly head. - Assistant to Ivan Ivanovich forecasting the future, astrology and related sciences. -So, that means the fortune teller of the largest diaper tycoon. - thought the director. - Came to poke your nose in.? - Well, first of all, I’m not a fortune teller, - The bespectacled man declared decisively. . A reverse extrapolation specialist trends of ordinary phenomena into the plane event set of the nearest the future, and secondly. - What does this nonsense mean? - Do you really want to know this? - God forbid! . the director waved him off. - That's what I thought. Secondly, I'm here to help you. The point is that Ivan Ivanovich decided. More precisely, we consulted, and In general, our diapers will not be called “Tenderness”, and ?Milky Way?. - It sounds! . The director praised the bespectacled man. - Thank you for informing me. How will they be be called tomorrow? -Please don't be angry. In the light of the above, new ones have appeared for the video requirements. He must, among other things, Consider everyone's individual traits zodiac signs. This is what I came for. Clear? “No,” the director admitted honestly. - Each zodiac sign has its own features. . continued the bespectacled man. . All they, I mean features, should clearly manifest in yours, or rather, already our video. I will take you consult. - Well, - the director for a few thought for a second. . Apparently I need relax and have fun. What is the first sign? - First Aries. But this is not necessary. We can start with anyone. - Then, to warm up, let's start with the most unpretentious. - How is this? But... The most unpretentious there is no sign... - the bespectacled man realized that he you'll have to be patient. - You you see, not a single sign is worse or better than the other, they are just different. Here, for example, Aries. this is energyfiery, Taurus. calmness, self-confidence, and Virgo. prudence, practicality. It's clear? - I don’t understand anything else, - Director he stuck out his lips. “How can you stick all this in?” in one video? Moreover, even signs not three. - Oh, it's not as difficult as it seems, - The bespectacled man was inspired. - Let's take the first one episode. Your man is drinking beer. He just drinks. And if we add energy, rush... - That is, he should drink beer energetically? - Well, why so literally? He can either personify energy: athletic physique, active gestures and all that... Or let's put it in the background something rhythmic, I mean music. - Or maybe let Vasily drink beer dancing? Let's add a disco, girls there, or some kind of show ballet? - the director gradually began to go into a rage. - Why not? - agreed astrologer - Let's move on. Taurus. This calmness, solidity, confidence in to yourself. Ideas?- Maybe let Vasily dance with the lady minuet? Let's dress him in a tailcoat with a bow tie. - No, . objected the bespectacled man. - Let's We'd better dress up the waiter. Establishment should be solid in itself. You can, for example, hang a sign for a bar hotel "Ritz". - In my opinion, waiters don’t go anywhere tailcoats,” the director doubted. - Come on Let's do this. Vasily dances energetically, The waiter approaches him and takes out a pen ?Parker?, looks at his gold watch, let’s take the watch and pen in large plan, and asks: “What do you want?” sir?? - It’s somehow stretched beyond the ears. - The bespectacled boy wrinkled his forehead. - I offer a gold watch put on Vasily. For example: he dancing samba, in some moment of his a thought strikes him, he looks at his watch, calls the waiter and says something to him asks. The waiter writes something... - With a Parker pen. the director inserted. Let's take a close-up of the handle. The clock too. Maybe 'Cartier'? - I don’t mind. And Vasily leaves. Voice behind the scenes,as before: 'How are you Do you think He made it? “Not bad,” the director summed up. “Only one episode out of three is already ready, and we Only two signs were used. - What should I add there? - thought about it bespectacled. - Maybe Libra? The most beautiful sign... Where is Vasily? - There he is, the red-haired one, third from the right. The director pointed. “Hmm,” the astrologer carefully examined actor. - Perhaps Libra is not suitable. ABOUT! twins! Communication and intelligence! C Intellectually, of course, we fly by, but communication... - What problems? - the director clicked fingers. - Let Vasily have fun and long communicates with the waiter. - About what? - Who cares, let him chirp ten seconds. What about intelligence? Let's insert a volume of Shakespeare into Vasily's armpit. Or Dostoevsky? Say, 'War and Peace'? - No, that’s not it... - the bespectacled guy again thought about it. - Stop! The book should be unusual, occult or something...Yes and We'll add some fish at the same time. - Well, about Zen Buddhism, you know better, you are our astrologer. - I’m not an astrologer here, but in general. Ivan's Ivanovich. Let the book be, for example, ?Dreams and dreams?, eh? - Yes, I need either an accordion or a harp... - the director shrugged. - Only Must be hard bound. - Why in hard? - surprised bespectacled. - Such a book will attract fish regardless... “What does Fish have to do with it,” interrupted director. - Think for yourself, if he is with the book under your arm will be samba dance that after the fifth take from softcover will it stay? Toilet paper! - Wow! - The bespectacled man admired. And I even and didn’t think about it. - Well, the Master is the Master! - the director noted with satisfaction. - I suggest we take a break and then we’ll get on with it. second episode. He turned into the hall and shouted loudly to the assistant - Natasha! Us coffee please! And callaccountant, here you need to include a clock and a pen in the estimate! What? Well, nonsense is not nonsense, but accountants call... The second episode doesn't match the first either. was the height of complexity. Woman looking in cinema movie, eating popcorn with ?Coca-Cola?, again, before that moment as it was just as suddenly as the man from the first episode is pierced some thought. The woman is forced to quickly retreat, and the voice-over softly asks: “Do you think she made it?” - So, there are already four characters left eight. Divide into two episodes, we get on average about 4. - Manifested first higher education director commercials. - Not 8, but 7! - the bespectacled man interrupted arithmetic research. - I think a woman should definitely represent Libra. Do you have beautiful women? - Do you want to offend me? - This can be considered affirmative the answer? -Are you kidding me? -Can you answer the question directly?- Yes. - So? - Yes! - What yes? - I have beautiful women. The bespectacled boy winced. - Understand, ruler of Libra. Venus, respectively, Libra. not just beautiful, and THE MOST beautiful. - Well, everything without exception? - Of course, not all! But our case. exaggerated, therefore the specified quality actresses should be clearly expressed. - Okay, - the director is tired bicker. - We will do everything as it should: We exaggerate, tint, smear, twist and express. The bespectacled boy looked doubtfully at Masters. - I hope it will be so. Very important choose the right movie. Yes, Capricorn. determination and strength, Scorpio secretive yet passionate, Aquarius.unusual... - There are problems with goal-oriented films it won’t happen,” the director noted confidently. -Any fight. Can we do ?blade 2? or ?Die Hard?. - I'm afraid they won't understand us: a beautiful woman comes to watch an action movie, and then runs away in the middle of the film. What, you ask? Scared? - Then we’ll make a film for Scorpio. Hidden passion, you say? - The director turned towards the assistant. - Natasha! Please bring it TV program for this week! A few minutes later they both immersed in reading. - ABOUT! - The director exclaimed joyfully and recited: “Iago is a dark passion!?” Great! “I don’t argue,” agreed the astrologer. - But Is it shown in cinemas? Mexican TV series? - Firstly, not Mexican, but Argentinean, and secondly, I need only the name. Let's take a close-up screen, show the name of the film, let it will be just ?Darkpassion?, and then... - Why will the credits be shown in middle of the movie? - the bespectacled man did not let up. - How why? - the director thought. - Well, I don’t know... - He scratched the back of his head - Yes because the film is a two-part film! Does it fit? “It fits,” agreed the astrologer. - So here it is. Our beauty is sitting with corn and Coca-Cola, she's pierced thought and it is extremely purposeful leaves. It might even knock down the watchman. Or let all the spectators shout: “Stop, don’t go away!?, and she doesn’t care. Let's take close-up: determined look, iron steadfastness. Real Capricorn. Capricorn. Capricorn. So how? - In principle, not bad. Just need dilute with one more sign. Let's say let's hang a sign in the background: 'free session'. - For what? - the director did not understand. - Why? You have no idea how Virgos are practical! - Well,free, so free. - The director turned to his assistant again. - Natasha! You can pick up the newspaper. And organize lunch. the second episode is ready! Third and final episode the original plan was called upon summarize the storyline of the first two. A family gathered around the TV consisting of fathers, mothers and their young children, drank according to age and occasion drinks, looking blissfully at each other. Still the same vote the framer asked: “What do you think, why is this family not pierced by any thoughts? Why do they drink quietly? then he answered himself: “Because they made it! Managed to buy diapers ?Milky Way?! Then dad kissed mother, they both hugged the child and the final phrase was given: ?Diapers ?Milky Way? . another degree of yours freedom!? - Four signs left. - rubbed his hands director. “Yeah,” confirmed the astrologer. - Leo, Cancer, Sagittarius and Aquarius. - Let's talk about each in a nutshell, and Let's choose a TV show for our family. - Well, in a nutshell,- bespectacled man I thought for a second. then Leo loves it very much show off Cancer. homebody, Sagittarius is cheerful and traveler, and Aquarius loves everything new and unusual. That's just... - What? - Don’t you think that TV is a topic? somewhat hackneyed even in our video. Also this woman in the cinema... - I agree. What are your suggestions? - Let them play something non-trivial to close Aquarius. - What? Cards, lotto? Or hide and seek? Maybe in "Monopoly"? - No, I suggest Go. - What 'Go'? - Not 'What Go', but simply Go. This is a game. Japanese chess. - Do you want a one-year-old child played with my dad, who was sleepy from beer, on in the eyes of my mother in Japanese chess?! Maybe it would be better in an atomic drawing do they understand the stations?- And what? - the bespectacled man suddenly caught fire, but immediately went out. - No, nuclear power plant . this is classified information. Let Go remains. What's wrong with that? Let's show that our diapers make children faster develop, and dads slowly grow dumber! - Dashing! - the director praised the bespectacled man. - By the way, regarding Cancer, I suggest just hang a sign 'Home, honey' house'. - Maybe it’s better to lay out the ‘Home’ rug sweet home', so as in the original? - Well, you bent it! I think polyglots There's no need for diapers. So the inscription let it be in Russian. What about the rug? I propose a compromise. Mom has nothing to do stare at busy men! Let slowly cross-stitches 'House, sweet home'. Any objections? - I agree 100 percent. - Astrologer looked at my notes. - Left Lev with Sagittarius. Well, everything is clear with Leo: the family should be beautiful at the very end show off your clothes diapers, but... - How is it to demonstrate diapers? - the director interrupted. Are you crazy?! So what what do you think the audience will think when mom is withwill daddy begin to undress?! - How do we insert Leo then? - I don’t know, maybe throw it away altogether? - Yeah, throw it away, but how about eight with half percent of buyers?! - objected the astrologer. - Listen, we have a voice-over. Let's instead: Why do they drink quietly?? say: 'Why do they bathe in the rays glory on top of the world'? The astrologer adjusted his glasses. - Perhaps the rays of glory are too much. I think the top of the world will be enough. - Well, here you go, undress the whole family right away wanted. Naughty! - the director threatened finger to the astrologer. - Exactly! Naughty! - it dawned on the bespectacled man. - Let the child at some point turns over the board, and then the parents they will start throwing figures around, huh?! Here we have Sagittarius! Here's a funny guy! It's funny, isn't it? “Crazy,” the director agreed wearily. The astrologer jumped up and pulled out his cell phone.and He began to dial the number, pacing. - Ivan Ivanovich! Didn't I distract you? No, everything is just wonderful. This video It will be simply stunning! Phenomenal! Yes, see for yourself. Certainly! I'm leaving. The bespectacled man turned to the director. - It was a pleasure to work with you. On surprise. - Mutually. Farewell! “Well,” the astrologer hesitated, “I think we see you very soon. Ivan Ivanovich with release starts next month toilet paper. As you understand, without A good advertising company is indispensable. The director closed his eyes and leaned back the back of the chair. - Alpha Centauri? - he asked. - What? - the bespectacled man didn’t understand. - What will it be called? - Its name will be simple, but beautiful. 'Orbit'.
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