Miscellaneous - Oh, how many wonderful discoveries are in store for us...

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Track: KSA 1 MIX BY KSA OF MKHG '1995   
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 Oh, how many wonderful discoveries we have
                              cooking...
                                        
  Hello!  I don't know what made you
select this particular text from all
diversity... Probably the name.
Is it unpleasant when people call you a moron? 
  Well... And this is quite happening
often.  Here... just on TV
showed some lady who said
something like this: ".. and on quality
every little detail influences my performance,
right down to choosing a deodorant. That's why I
I chose a solid deodorant.." That's it.
Understood?  She chose solid deodorant.
You're not a fool either, and tomorrow is early
in the morning shave, curl your hair, get dressed
front and ring the neighbor's doorbell. How
only, sleepy, screaming, he
will open, and, by the way, notice how surprised you will be
to see you so early, it fell upon him
in one breath: on the quality of my
moonshine is affected by every little thing, right down to
choice of cookware, so I chose a saucepan
aluminum,produced by Chuguevsky
peat processing plant.          
  Remember carefully, or better yet, write it down
whatever he answers to you...
Now you will have an example text
letters, and take the recipient's address from
the last sentence that you
the neighbor will say.                           
  Now - to the TV!! It's evening and
The big wash is about to begin. Yeah,
here he is - a guy with a bunch of pieces of paper in his hands
(probably there is no way the text
remember). Look, now he will call
scene of the first moron. This moron is just
that he graduated from the Yaroslavl circus
School and work, of course, not
found it.  Okay, I saved the contract, which
This school has entered into an agreement with television..  
  So, he came out, said hello, and sat down.
on the chair... Looks.. The presenter rustled
with pieces of paper, reminds a moron of the role: uh,
so, dear Bartholomew, you have
big problem...                     
  oh yes!! - he remembers, imagining
half a liter promised for the role... - I -
the most unfortunate person in the world, because
what...                                  
  And then another dude comes on stage.
This one graduated from the theater and was given the role
higher.  Now he will begin to treat this
full-blown moron.. Yeah.. here,
here, see? gives advice...             
  Now is the time according to the scenario
the cleaning lady will appear, now shein the role
respectable aunt... here she came out... sat down...
also begins to treat this moron,
simultaneously discarding advice to you too.. more
would!  she, having lived such a life, is now
will pass on all his knowledge to you!
because you are also a moron and you don’t know
what should you do? so I switched gears
for morons.                            
  turned it off?  but it didn’t make it any easier,
because in sync with your shutdown
another moron inserted the plug into the socket,
and was very upset to learn that I was late for
a whole 10 minutes of your favorite show...
  okay, in the stash half a liter, what in
refrigerator, decreased evenly
half... and then there’s news, and
after them - an interesting program, but
who invited another man,
who works in the Duma.. he is there
we're a watchman, but that's okay too, it's an establishment
authoritative..                          
  so,” the presenter begins, “tell me,
How can we change our lives for the better?       
  oooh,” he replies, “now,”
Dear morons, I will tell you about
how to change our lives!! listen!!    
 and starts babbling... and you, between
business, imagine your option
change programs, you remember how
us at the bottom of the city in a portrait of bush eggs
they threw... and there were people on the attraction
sea!!  ..well, and by the way, listen to this
idiot, bringing inyour plan
appropriate adjustments...            
  like this, day after day, you understand
that you are a real moron, because
Natalya Ovsienko chose a new beer
Ochakovo, Philip Kirkorov - car
vaz, and lolita, just think, -
doesn't wash her own clothes, but some lady does
she's steaming, secretly boiling everything... well,
people!!!  and you, moron, why are you lagging behind?
urgently collect dirty laundry in the chest -
and to the castle!!  and after two weeks -
take it out and go to the TV!! There's no
plump aunt also from the safe
I got the rompers... But she has them
clean, but yours - how dirty they were,
they remained the same, only with mold
covered.  because you are a moron, no
You chew orbit and don’t drink Fanta lemon.
Understood? same thing..