Humor - Dad.

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Track: Drunk Techno/COOPER/SHB/180397   
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 "Dad"                  
                                        
                                        
- Comrade photographer, you are our family    
Was it filmed in the background of the Kremlin?                    
                                        
- I was filming.                               
                                        
- Did I pay you money?                
                                        
- They paid.                            
                                        
- Where did dad go in the photo?      
                                        
- And the one with the mustache, isn’t he your father?  
                                        
- It's not the father, it's the mother. I'm asking   
Where have you taken dad?                      
                                        
- And here’s someone else scary with   
stands on the side. Maybe this one?                
                                        
-Are you kidding me?! This is my wife.   
                                        
- Sorry. And this one, withbulging       
eyes?                                
                                        
- No, it can’t be dad, because  
that it's me.                          
                                        
- Yes, indeed, it is similar. And these two   
blurry spots who?                     
                                        
- These are children. They're a little nervous  
seconds without movement will not stand.         
                                        
- Strange. Where did he go? Or maybe 
there was no dad?                  
                                        
- How could it not be, how could it not be! I   
I myself remember how he arranged everyone.      
                                        
- Who is this?                            
                                        
- Where?                                  
                                        
- Right here on the edge.                     
                                        
- How do I know! Some kind of Georgian.     
I have no idea how he got here.     
                                        
- So maybe this is dad?      
                                        
- Do you want to say that my dad  
Georgian?                                 
                                        
- God forbid me, I just want        
say that maybe this Georgian is yoursdad.                                   
                                        
- A Georgian cannot be my dad!      
                                        
- Why do you think so?                
                                        
- Because I am not Georgian.             
                                        
- Where then in the photograph instead of
Did you take the Georgian dad?                     
                                        
- This is what I wanted to ask you! Dad      
filmed and he is not there, but the Georgians are not         
filmed and                             
he is.                                
                                        
- Why can’t we admit that   
father, who is not in the photo, and     
Georgians who are there are one and the same  
face?                                   
                                        
- What face?                           
                                        
- Your father's face, which is not on     
photographs.                             
                                        
- Wait, wait, I'm completely        
confused. I came to the court to inquire about  
missing dad, and you tell me that
my father, not my father at all, but a Georgian.  
And the Georgian, not a Georgian at all, but mine
father.- No, a Georgian is a Georgian, and your father is yours
father, but Georgian, except that he     
Georgian, he is also yours
father.                                   
                                        
- Okay, maybe my father is Georgian. But   
why is he not in the photo?           
                                        
- Where did you get the idea that he’s not there? A 
Isn't this Georgian your father?     
                                        
- According to you, it turns out that I have two     
father, and both are Georgians!                    
                                        
- No, my father is alone.                    
                                        
- Ah! So that means there are two Georgians, and both are mine
fathers.                                   
                                        
- No, and there is only one Georgian.                   
                                        
- So which one of them is my father, this one?     
who is in the photo or Georgian?       
                                        
- And this is you not with me, but with your mother    
ask.                               
                                        
- What does mom have to do with it?               
                                        
- Well, you tell me too - what about it! One  
dad can't give birth, even if he      
Georgian                                 
                                        
- It can’t.- And your mother is alone without outside help
I wouldn't be able to give birth.                    
                                        
- I couldn't.                         
                                        
- Now you see for yourself that without    
Georgian, there’s no way around this 
could.                                  
                                        
- Do you mean that my mother       
cheated on her father with a Georgian?!              
                                        
- Don't be so nervous. Anything in life 
may happen. Some have Georgians    
should be dads. Look, handsome  
which one. Eagle!                            
                                        
- Yes, I see this man for the first time in 
life!                                  
                                        
- What's wrong with that? For example, I 
I have never seen my father at all in my life. A 
you are so happy - finally        
saw my dad.                   
                                        
- Which dad?                        
                                        
- Yes, this Georgian, your dad.       
                                        
- Is this my Georgian dad?!               
                                        
- This,this! Not mine!                
                                        
- This is true?                           
                                        
- Clean as a tear. How similar!.. And   
nose, and eagle eyes, and cap. Just    
one                                    
face, lucky guy!                       
                                        
- Why doesn’t my mother ever tell me about this?  
did you say?                               
                                        
- Well, you know, if every woman is  
remember all your Georgians.     
                                        
- But my mother has never been to Georgia before 
I wasn't.                                
                                        
- So what, he came to her himself. How  
arrived and immediately said: “Klava, I  
yours now!" And then he immediately left.       
                                        
- What kind of Klava, my mother’s name is Vera.
                                        
- I say: “Vera, you are my forever!”     
He jumped on his horse and rode off.              
                                        
- Wait. So, that means I’m Georgian too!    
                                        
- Of course, Georgian.                       
                                        
- And my children are Georgians?!                  
                                        
- Don't worry, kids too.your Georgians, and
children's children will be Georgians. Take it away   
photo and go make your       
Georgian family.                       
                                        
- Dad, dear, I finally got you  
found it! Thank you, comrade photographer, from
Thank you with all my heart... Genocvale!         
                                        
- Yes, actually, you’re welcome? If       
If you decide to act again, you are welcome.
Look, what other relatives         
will show up.                              
                                        
- Well, I ran, I’ll make mommy happy. She,    
He probably doesn’t know anything yet.          
                                        
- Yeah, run dear, make me happy... How about   
pulled. The hot Caucasian woman is immediately visible  
blood. One word - mountaineers.              

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