---------- Track: Drunk Techno/COOPER/SHB/180397 By: ---------- "Dad" - Comrade photographer, you are our family Was it filmed in the background of the Kremlin? - I was filming. - Did I pay you money? - They paid. - Where did dad go in the photo? - And the one with the mustache, isn’t he your father? - It's not the father, it's the mother. I'm asking Where have you taken dad? - And here’s someone else scary with stands on the side. Maybe this one? -Are you kidding me?! This is my wife. - Sorry. And this one, withbulging eyes? - No, it can’t be dad, because that it's me. - Yes, indeed, it is similar. And these two blurry spots who? - These are children. They're a little nervous seconds without movement will not stand. - Strange. Where did he go? Or maybe there was no dad? - How could it not be, how could it not be! I I myself remember how he arranged everyone. - Who is this? - Where? - Right here on the edge. - How do I know! Some kind of Georgian. I have no idea how he got here. - So maybe this is dad? - Do you want to say that my dad Georgian? - God forbid me, I just want say that maybe this Georgian is yoursdad. - A Georgian cannot be my dad! - Why do you think so? - Because I am not Georgian. - Where then in the photograph instead of Did you take the Georgian dad? - This is what I wanted to ask you! Dad filmed and he is not there, but the Georgians are not filmed and he is. - Why can’t we admit that father, who is not in the photo, and Georgians who are there are one and the same face? - What face? - Your father's face, which is not on photographs. - Wait, wait, I'm completely confused. I came to the court to inquire about missing dad, and you tell me that my father, not my father at all, but a Georgian. And the Georgian, not a Georgian at all, but mine father.- No, a Georgian is a Georgian, and your father is yours father, but Georgian, except that he Georgian, he is also yours father. - Okay, maybe my father is Georgian. But why is he not in the photo? - Where did you get the idea that he’s not there? A Isn't this Georgian your father? - According to you, it turns out that I have two father, and both are Georgians! - No, my father is alone. - Ah! So that means there are two Georgians, and both are mine fathers. - No, and there is only one Georgian. - So which one of them is my father, this one? who is in the photo or Georgian? - And this is you not with me, but with your mother ask. - What does mom have to do with it? - Well, you tell me too - what about it! One dad can't give birth, even if he Georgian - It can’t.- And your mother is alone without outside help I wouldn't be able to give birth. - I couldn't. - Now you see for yourself that without Georgian, there’s no way around this could. - Do you mean that my mother cheated on her father with a Georgian?! - Don't be so nervous. Anything in life may happen. Some have Georgians should be dads. Look, handsome which one. Eagle! - Yes, I see this man for the first time in life! - What's wrong with that? For example, I I have never seen my father at all in my life. A you are so happy - finally saw my dad. - Which dad? - Yes, this Georgian, your dad. - Is this my Georgian dad?! - This,this! Not mine! - This is true? - Clean as a tear. How similar!.. And nose, and eagle eyes, and cap. Just one face, lucky guy! - Why doesn’t my mother ever tell me about this? did you say? - Well, you know, if every woman is remember all your Georgians. - But my mother has never been to Georgia before I wasn't. - So what, he came to her himself. How arrived and immediately said: “Klava, I yours now!" And then he immediately left. - What kind of Klava, my mother’s name is Vera. - I say: “Vera, you are my forever!” He jumped on his horse and rode off. - Wait. So, that means I’m Georgian too! - Of course, Georgian. - And my children are Georgians?! - Don't worry, kids too.your Georgians, and children's children will be Georgians. Take it away photo and go make your Georgian family. - Dad, dear, I finally got you found it! Thank you, comrade photographer, from Thank you with all my heart... Genocvale! - Yes, actually, you’re welcome? If If you decide to act again, you are welcome. Look, what other relatives will show up. - Well, I ran, I’ll make mommy happy. She, He probably doesn’t know anything yet. - Yeah, run dear, make me happy... How about pulled. The hot Caucasian woman is immediately visible blood. One word - mountaineers.
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