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"Dad"
- Comrade photographer, you are our family
Was it filmed in the background of the Kremlin?
- I was filming.
- Did I pay you money?
- They paid.
- Where did dad go in the photo?
- And the one with the mustache, isn’t he your father?
- It's not the father, it's the mother. I'm asking
Where have you taken dad?
- And here’s someone else scary with
stands on the side. Maybe this one?
-Are you kidding me?! This is my wife.
- Sorry. And this one, withbulging
eyes?
- No, it can’t be dad, because
that it's me.
- Yes, indeed, it is similar. And these two
blurry spots who?
- These are children. They're a little nervous
seconds without movement will not stand.
- Strange. Where did he go? Or maybe
there was no dad?
- How could it not be, how could it not be! I
I myself remember how he arranged everyone.
- Who is this?
- Where?
- Right here on the edge.
- How do I know! Some kind of Georgian.
I have no idea how he got here.
- So maybe this is dad?
- Do you want to say that my dad
Georgian?
- God forbid me, I just want
say that maybe this Georgian is yoursdad.
- A Georgian cannot be my dad!
- Why do you think so?
- Because I am not Georgian.
- Where then in the photograph instead of
Did you take the Georgian dad?
- This is what I wanted to ask you! Dad
filmed and he is not there, but the Georgians are not
filmed and
he is.
- Why can’t we admit that
father, who is not in the photo, and
Georgians who are there are one and the same
face?
- What face?
- Your father's face, which is not on
photographs.
- Wait, wait, I'm completely
confused. I came to the court to inquire about
missing dad, and you tell me that
my father, not my father at all, but a Georgian.
And the Georgian, not a Georgian at all, but mine
father.- No, a Georgian is a Georgian, and your father is yours
father, but Georgian, except that he
Georgian, he is also yours
father.
- Okay, maybe my father is Georgian. But
why is he not in the photo?
- Where did you get the idea that he’s not there? A
Isn't this Georgian your father?
- According to you, it turns out that I have two
father, and both are Georgians!
- No, my father is alone.
- Ah! So that means there are two Georgians, and both are mine
fathers.
- No, and there is only one Georgian.
- So which one of them is my father, this one?
who is in the photo or Georgian?
- And this is you not with me, but with your mother
ask.
- What does mom have to do with it?
- Well, you tell me too - what about it! One
dad can't give birth, even if he
Georgian
- It can’t.- And your mother is alone without outside help
I wouldn't be able to give birth.
- I couldn't.
- Now you see for yourself that without
Georgian, there’s no way around this
could.
- Do you mean that my mother
cheated on her father with a Georgian?!
- Don't be so nervous. Anything in life
may happen. Some have Georgians
should be dads. Look, handsome
which one. Eagle!
- Yes, I see this man for the first time in
life!
- What's wrong with that? For example, I
I have never seen my father at all in my life. A
you are so happy - finally
saw my dad.
- Which dad?
- Yes, this Georgian, your dad.
- Is this my Georgian dad?!
- This,this! Not mine!
- This is true?
- Clean as a tear. How similar!.. And
nose, and eagle eyes, and cap. Just
one
face, lucky guy!
- Why doesn’t my mother ever tell me about this?
did you say?
- Well, you know, if every woman is
remember all your Georgians.
- But my mother has never been to Georgia before
I wasn't.
- So what, he came to her himself. How
arrived and immediately said: “Klava, I
yours now!" And then he immediately left.
- What kind of Klava, my mother’s name is Vera.
- I say: “Vera, you are my forever!”
He jumped on his horse and rode off.
- Wait. So, that means I’m Georgian too!
- Of course, Georgian.
- And my children are Georgians?!
- Don't worry, kids too.your Georgians, and
children's children will be Georgians. Take it away
photo and go make your
Georgian family.
- Dad, dear, I finally got you
found it! Thank you, comrade photographer, from
Thank you with all my heart... Genocvale!
- Yes, actually, you’re welcome? If
If you decide to act again, you are welcome.
Look, what other relatives
will show up.
- Well, I ran, I’ll make mommy happy. She,
He probably doesn’t know anything yet.
- Yeah, run dear, make me happy... How about
pulled. The hot Caucasian woman is immediately visible
blood. One word - mountaineers.
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