Humor - Mouse Hurts: Translation of a piece of text to Win95 help without a main dictionary by the translator Poliglossum with a medical, commercial and legal dictionary.

----------                              
Track:  NIGHTLY DELIRIUM / ACID         
By:  KENOTRON /ETC GROUP/RUSH/ 1998     
 ----------
Translation of a piece of text to Win95 help
without a main dictionary by a translator
Poliglossum with medical, commercial
and a legal dictionary.                 
                                        
            Herdmen Mouse             
                                        
Microsoft company gets a lot
responses after the appearance of Windows 95. We
found that many users
We encountered a mouse problem.   In this
document Technical Support Service
Microsoft companies bring together all
useful information about possible
problems with mice and mouse breeders and
care-shooting.                       
                                        
If you have just pinned your Windows
95, you can see that your mouse
behaves badly.  The cursor may not
move or mouse movement may
show strange marks on the surface
tables, windows and wallpaper.  The mouse can
respond inappropriately to a click
kidneysBut don't rush! It could be physical
problems, not a bug Windows 95. Clean
your mouse.                              
                                        
Disconnect her leash from the computer,
pull out the genitals and wash it and
rollers of the entrails with alcohol.  Again
sew up the mouse.  Check for fractures
leash. Connect your mouse to your computer.
                                        
Take a closer look at your pad (pillow)
- it should not be a source of waste and
dust in the genitals and rollers. Surface
gaskets should not restrict movement
mice.                                   
                                        
Maybe you should buy a new mouse.
We highly recommend Microsoft
mouse.  It is ergonomically designed,
specially made for Windows 95 and has a third
kidney in the form of a wheel that can
curl the windows.                          
                                        
The combination of Microsoft mouse and Windows 95
makes your daily work easy
pleasant.                               
                                        
Experience it all.   If problems
left - your mouse herder is bad
stands under Windows 95. It will have to
remove.                                 
                                        
To youNeed a new mouse guard. If you
Microsoft mouse user visit
Microsoft Servant of the Web, where in a special
basement you can lower-load
the most current Microsoft herd
mice.   If your mouse manufacturer
another, find out about her herd driver.        
                                        
All major mouse manufacturers have already
have mouse packers for Windows 95.     
                                        
Before you pin
Mouse herder, make the back-upper
a copy of your files.   Clean your
Winchester makes sense. You must have
start-up disk from Windows 95.            
                                        
After you have assigned a new one
road driver, most likely your problem
resolved.  If they remain, write to
Microsoft Technical Assistance Service, and
Your case will be handled by the Special Department.    
                                        
For effective technical support assistance,
our engineer must know the brand
your mouse type (in-port mouse,
periodic mouse, bus mouse,
Police Station /2 mouse, no leash
mouse, genitals on caterpillar tracks and
etc.), the driver's version, the manufacturer's version
computer (mother board), position
ports and switches on the mother board (and
card layout), as well as the contents of the dossierAuto-#####.bat, config.sys and
Boot-log.txt.                       
                                        
In addition, some useful tips: 
                                        
1) do not attach Windows 95 to yourself at the same time
the very place where you have windows fixed
3.x, you won't be able to do well
something familiar.                      
                                        
2) if you are new to Windows 95,
Get used to the new mouse features.
Click on the left kidney - highlight
item, click on the right menu button with
context will pop up, strike two quickly
times on the left kidney - launch the agenda
to court.                                  
                                        
4) practice a quick double strike
mouse kidneys using a special
simulator on the Windows control panel 95
                                        
6) Microsoft company specialists after
a large number of experiments have revealed that
the most effective team from under
Windows 95 is "Send to...",
which is available at any time and place
when hitting the mouse's right kidney. If you
just secured windows 95, you
you will be able to send only to A (6) and to
special place “My Briefcase”.       
                                        
But as you consolidate
new ones for yourselfprograms for Windows 95, you
start sending to more and more complex and
interesting places and objects.  special
effectiveness of the "Send to ..." command
which is available at any time and place
when hitting the mouse's right kidney. If you
just secured windows 95, you
you will be able to send only to A (6) and to
special place “My Briefcase”.       
                                        
But as you consolidate
yourself new programs for Windows 95, you
start sending to more and more complex and
interesting places and objects.  special
effectiveness of the "Send to ..." command
will acquire when sending messages through
Email and communication with your colleagues and
friends in a local work network.
Try the power of the Send to
...", and you will quickly see that without it
It's hard to exist under Windows 95.      
                                        
Write to us and remember that Microsoft
the company always thinks about how you
better to do.