---------- Track: COMPOSED BY DR.SAMPLER By: ---------- "Pakhan nuts" (Story by Vitya Kozorez from the Slava brigade Choleric about visiting the film THE LORD RINGS) Damn, I haven’t been to the cinema for five years. A here my brothers specifically say to me: “Go, Vitek! The film is not scrap, but simply super scrap! You will dry out naturally, without bazaar." I'm off, then. The picture, guys, - well, it just rips off the head of cabbage completely! Together with poker! There are no words to describe Russian language, except one: "Waaaaaaaaaaa"! In short, they lived there on a type of collective farm Such answering brothers are hobbits. Well, the collective farm is a collective farm, and each brother own house, everything seems to be with the grandmothers, with affairs.And here’s one elderly brother who’s full I decided to go and signed it without a notary a young green but correct kid a nice present - a red nut. But like warned that the nut was burnt and They're looking for this nut, they say, what's under They go around like Savras, a cool authority figure, plowman of the Mordovian brigade. And people under Savras - neither give nor take - the army. And in short, this old guy talks young - Fedor: like, if we We won’t knock over Savras or litter let's give it up, we'll all be in big trouble. The tough ones will be cut to pieces, and the young ones everything will suit this wolf. However, the old hobbit brother had corefan one. Or his accomplice ex, or just a specific guy. Driven - Gandolf. And this Gandolf is like Kashpirovsky. He waves the stick, completely charges everything, gives installations. Old monster, yes. They have him for the market too answered. And in short they bastardized among themselves send four brothers with this nut to the area that the Mordovians hold tightly. And so that they can scrap it therered metals. Like, from this Savras swung his will lose authority. Well, we finished our shopping and moved on. Think about it donkeys! Hheh! Meanwhile, Savras is some kind of bastard I told them about their plans. And Savras sent a brigade of Khachis, well, such black ones - in beshmets, on horses, so that they kill our boys quietly. And they would have been killed if not for one there super cool brother, who, along the way, as I understand it, I'm done with business and all road in the forest on the road with a chick was resting. He extinguished these black ones, but not everyone. Those that remained were painted by Fyodor almost specifically. I thought he try on a pine coat. But no! Oklemalis. And on Fedya's feet Edika Rog personal sculptures were put up - the godfather, that in in that area the hillock was pressing. Edik on the way I was also aware of Savras’ lawlessness and he has all this vomit with a red nut rolled against the suit.Well, then a steep gangway, a big grater. Authoritative people gathered, show-offs threw each other in front of each other. It was a long market. In short, the godfathers decided to allocate our reinforcements One is Ara from the mountains. This one is a little early I've already started helping the hobbits. Well, damn I will say, this brother was the coolest. without to the bazaar. Apparently from Nakhichevan or Kutaisi The other is Lyokha Glaz. Local. It doesn't look like a jock, but he extinguished everyone left and right. Then, such a little brother - by name Gena, as I understand it. With a beard like Pushkin, with a big axe. Although cotter pin, but the fighter is responsible. And there was another one with them - Borya Khmyr, The guy is exceptional, but he's a bastard. kid greyhound and rotten. Dreamed of fighting a nut grab yourself a magic one. And they gave the boys a little thing for the bandera stable - Gali Drel. Like. Well, they set off on their way.And on the way they were grazed by one khanurik - Shura Gorlov, who pulled the kitchman off. I at first he didn’t move in, he was a cock purely by life or just a fraer? And along the way this red nut, Gorlov once his my brother wet his lips. It turned out a frostbitten lawless man in nature. And this Gorlov was chasing after the boys quietly, the joint was crushing, I think he wanted them install and return the valuable nut. And the boys are moving little by little. On the way kneading and grinding endlessly. And the weather is blowing a blizzard, whitening the screws. And on them there are some kind of cormorants without a drop concepts creep in, then shameful wolves, then wild lumps. Well, now we’ve reached the mountains and climbed to the very top. And the locals are using a brown rod on them, the bitches are crushing them. Yes, we ran into the wrong ones. We sensed that extinguishes them concretely, asshole played and clicked on the thug of the atasny, well, just an elephant! - with a nickname banderlog. Gandolf started to knead it, yeahIt was unlucky for him - he fell off the mountain. I I thought - that's it! Hana! But no! Eagle alone the traveler saved Gandolf. And the remaining boys, thinking that they are buddies threw away their tail, drove to Gala Drill for the villa. Well, again the bazaar station, graters, grinders, la-la, poplars. And Gena - that little one - strongly likes Galya fuse However, she had her own cracker, so she didn’t give it to Genych. It's a pity, in in kind. He is a good guy, with a concept. Well, oh well. They had a good time Galina's base, stocked up on grub, yes Let's move on. We walked to the river. And then on them The great bastard struck. Guys, let's fight with lumps. Noise, scream, shoot to the skies! Who is crushing whom and Where the hell - understand! And Borya Khmyr at the moment the greyhound pissed off and ran into Fyodor like this: "Drive, like, the nut, or else I'll kill you you little idiot!" It didn't hurt him. So the wild Borya bought it that he I threw away the supports.And Fedor with a nut and his most faithful sidekick - Saman - was like that. Well, that's all in short. I still haven't gotten the hang of it the matter is what happened in the ending. But our boys were talking, what else? there will be a continuation. Have you heard when they will start showing? I want to pose. It really hit home for me.
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