Humor - Monologue with a pleasant person (philosophical play in one act).

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Track: Dance with me deAth ...          
By: Mm    
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 "Monologue with a nice person"       
                                        
   philosophical play in one act       
                                        
Before going to bed, I stood in front of the mirror.      
The sight was both beautiful and  
sad. The beautiful thing was that     
the mirror reflected the beautiful I. Sad
that there was only one Me in the mirror,    
the other Me, unfortunately, was not there. 
                                        
- How sad that in the world there is only
one I. I said to myself.                 
                                        
- Yes, it’s sad. I agreed.          
                                        
- If there were more of me, the world would become 
better.                                  
                                        
- Yes, can you imagine how good it would be:
you go out into the street, and around me.          
                                        
You come up to yourself, get acquainted, start up 
intelligent conversation. Where can you find more      
nice person thanI.              
                                        
- Yes, that's for sure. What could be more pleasant     
conversations with an intelligent person.               
                                        
“Listen,” I said to myself. what if I    
I’ll joke with myself, and He will answer. But I
I know myself. Echidnas There is no one for me.  
                                        
- Why not? What about me?                  
                                        
- What am I?                                
                                        
- Well, I’m more viper than you.                
                                        
- Fool, how can you be a viper?     
Yourself.                                   
                                        
- I'm a fool myself.                            
                                        
- Now you'll get it in the eye.               
                                        
- You'll get it yourself.                         
                                        
- Exactly, because I’ll definitely get it. Yes, bad luck.
It is inconvenient to fight with yourself.               
                                        
- Listen, if I’m the only one everywhere, then  
where will the girls be?                   
                                        
- Why girls if there is ME.         
                                        
- Well, you know. I, of course,   
eat yourself. But for happiness in life I   
yetGirls are needed.                          
                                        
- Yeah, Girls. Do you remember what it is     
ends?                              
                                        
- ???                                   
                                        
- She takes up residence in your head.       
Usually, when you're alone, you talk to yourself.
By yourself. You're pleased. And now, instead of   
in order to talk mentally with    
By yourself, you begin to talk to Her.   
You always agree with yourself, but She   
necessarily disagree and argue. Not 
I know about you, but it annoys me. A 
then She begins to put things in order   
head Worth quitting in creative      
impulse                                  
some brilliant idea (for example,
drink beer) She immediately removes it     
somewhere and then you won’t find her. And also
the last time we left  
what was the girl?                      
                                        
- What happened?                           
                                        
- Yeah, I forgot! We broke up with her    
broke up, but she still has two months       
stayed in my head, called me names and       
said nasty things. Barely with the help of her beer 
brought out.- Yes, but what should we do?                  
                                        
- Nothing. After all, You have Me.         
                                        
- Yes?                                   
                                        
- Yes!!!                                 
                                        
- Yes, in general, you know how cool I am. 
guy?!                                
                                        
- I guess!                          
                                        
- You don’t know, you can’t even imagine!  
                                        
- Oh yeah???                              
                                        
- Yes, not “oh well.” Yes, if I were not me, 
and if I were anyone else, I would become mine   
best friend. Yes, if I were not I, but 
girl, I would fall in love with myself without      
memory. Yes, if I were not I, but the people, 
I would choose myself for president. Yes if  
if I were not me, but a child, I would as much as possible    
more would be born from Himself.            
                                        
- Listen, how wise and correct       
said.                                
                                        
- Yes, what are you talking about? I'll say more. I -       
decoration of this World.                   
                                        
- Exactly. Actually, you know, I'm so
it's good that there is oneme to this little world    
quite enough.                          
                                        
- No, if there were everywhere around   
one I, it would be better.                  
                                        
- Still, I would like to have Girls too.   
                                        
- Well, you are a womanizer. Okay, let it be everywhere  
Me and the Girls will be around.               
  
- That's nice! Let's go to bed now!   
                                        
- Let's go and let me dream          
something good.                     
                                        
- Exactly, and let it be me.