Humor - Harmful mathematics from Los Angeles (a selection of problems from school exam papers).

----------                              
Track: !MpLeX TrAncE ...                
By: Mm    
 ----------
 "Harmful mathematics from Los Angeles"  
                                        
                                        
(Selection of problems from school
exam papers)                
                                        
1. Little Johnny has a reliable machine gun.
AK-47 and a horn with 30 rounds of ammunition for it.
After school Johnny has fun by
shoots at people driving on the highway
cars.   At the same time he manages
shoot 6 cars out of every ten
those who have passed.  Johnny only gets into
every second car from those for which
he fired.   The question is - how much
cars will have time to pass the baby
Johnny until he runs out
cartridges?   How many cars will they receive?
a bullet from Johnny?                         
                                        
2. Michael had two ounces of cocaine. He
sold 8 doses to Jack for $320 and 2 grams
Patrick at $85 per gram.  The question is -
how much money can he get for
leftover drug?3. Will gets $200 for every car he steals.
them BMW, $150 for a stolen Chevrolet and
$100 for each jeep.  If he stole 1
BMW, 2 Chevrolet and 3 jeeps - how many more
he must steal jeeps in order
earn $900?6                       
                                        
4. Pimp Richard employs three
prostitutes. Each charges the client $100
for a blowjob, of which $85 dollars
gives it to Richard. And half of these
The pimp has to give money for the roof. 
How many blowjobs should each of you give?
prostitutes for Richard to put in
pocket $800 dollars?                   
                                        
5. Jerome wants to divide the pound into doses
cocaine, which he bought for $40,000 and
earn your 20% on this.  How much
ounces he needs to sell to recapture
value of money invested?              
                                        
6. Killer Raoul received 6 years for
murder of Richard, who refused to pay
money on the roof.  For the completed order he
paid $10,000. If his wife spends
$100 per month - how much money will remain
Raul, when will he be free?   
Additional question - how much money
Raoul could earn money if he
received an order to kill Jerome,
who spent other people's money?7. If one standard aerosol
can be spray painted 22
square feet of surface, and one
a letter has an average area of 3
square feet - inscription of how many
eight letters can be drawn
aerosol cans, each
which has 20% more paint than
standard?                            
                                        
8. Hector fucks three girls each
week.   In a university dormitory
78 girls live. In how many months
he will fuck all the girls in this
dorm?                              
                                        
9. Bernie has a boa constrictor that eats 3
rats a week. Each rat costs $5.
If Bernie gets $700 a week, then
how many years can he feed the boa constrictor?
your monthly salary?                 
                                        
10. Billy stole Joe's skateboard and
runs away from him at a speed of 35 miles per
hour   If Joe makes it in 20 seconds
                                        
take out and load your Magnum-357 - on
how far away will Billy be from him,
when will he get his bullet?             
                                        
You can find out the correct answers at
next exam. If you live...