Humor - Chamomile engine.

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Track: Black Dreams III...              
By: BLaCK GRooVe/LFG'01aug1999'15:11    
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 "Chamomile engine"          
                                        
... These are garden daisies, ... showed
grandfather, looking tenderly at the neighbor
girl.                                
                                        
She looked at the flowers and made a
funny face and laughter
exclaimed:                            
                                        
... There are no non-white daisies! What am I
completely stupid"                          
                                        
... How can this be if here they are"           
                                        
...It still doesn’t happen! ... joyfully
objected the little stubborn girl.           
                                        
Grandfather wrinkled his forehead... and launched an attack with
flank.                                 
                                        
...Let's pick a few pieces" for you
which ones do you like better: yellow or
pink"... Don't know. I like them both... 
                                        
... This is exactly how we will tear ... both
those   So as not to offend the yellow ones, nor
pink.                                
                                        
The girl returned home and found her mother at
kitchen and started poking her in the nose with the bouquet.  
                                        
...Look what they gave me!  Did you see
such"                                  
                                        
... I saw it, I saw it... ... I waved it off
ta.                                     
                                        
... That's not true! And if it's true...
answer what they are called.             
                                        
...No way. I forgot...                    
                                        
... I haven’t forgotten! You just don't know! A
It's rude to lie!    Especially in
presence of children!     Moreover
own!                            
                                        
... What kind of manner is this with me?
talk... ... snapped tiredly
Mom continues to peel the potatoes.       
                                        
...Okay, I won't torture you...
the girl took pity: ... I have you anyway
all exhausted... ... She slyly
squinted and asked: ... Just tell mefirst, what will happen to me for this"          
                                        
Mom thought about it and put it aside
knife                                    
                                        
... I won't spank you, ... she said
finally she.                            
                                        
... It’s not interesting: I’m already nobody
dare not lay a finger... Okay,
I'll tell you for nothing.   Only you should
ask nicely: it will be for me
nice.                                
                                        
... I should have... ... whispered my mother,
then she gathered her strength... and she
an unnatural, but kind look appeared on her face
smile.   ... I beg you very much, my
little pussy, explain to me
please, what are the names of these flowers" I
I'm just begging you.                     
                                        
... These are daisies, ... enlightened
pussy said, then added: ...
special.                            
                                        
... You're making it up!                    
                                        
... How can this be, if here they are"! I
said... special!                
                                        
... You're making it up!  ... mom repeated
cold and hard.... You're making this up!!! ... screamed
daughter and stomped so hard that she was in the floor
something crunched.  ...You do everything
out of spite, out of spite, out of spite! ... she jumped
on one leg, squeezing his eyes shut in pain
heel                                  
                                        
...Stop it! ...my mother screamed and hit me
on her bottom with a towel. ...shoo now
from here!  Together with your ugly ones
weeds!  Otherwise I will punish you like this...
it won't seem like much...                    
                                        
The girl jumped to the side, froze,
then trembled... and, convulsively, dropped
put a lid on the floor, stuffed the bouquet into the soup,
boiling on the stove.                      
                                        
... It won't seem to you either!  ...
she shouted in a broken voice and
flew out into the street.                      
                                        
"Some...who will be fed in the highest
amazing brew!"   ...
Mom decided, returning to the kitchen
after an unsuccessful chase.  She's nervous
wiped the tears from her eyes and began
catch limp flowers from the pan.
                                        
"Some...someone should think hard
over his most disgusting behavior"
...the girl decided, feeling the blow
leg and blowing onscalded hand. She again
put on her shoes, clenched her teeth and, limping,
resolutely headed to the side
railway platform.              
                                        
"You should try hard and
next year grow new daisies
colors... so that someone's life
became even more joyful..." ... decided
grandfather, with difficulty straightening his back. Slightly
Having caught his breath, he continued to apply
shoveling compost into a huge wheelbarrow.