---------- Track: RAINBOW DREAMS By: Mast/FtL 07.24.98 ---------- HUNTER: Believe it or not, I lived on white light Fedot the Sagittarius, a daring fellow. Fedot was neither handsome nor ugly, nor ruddy, not pale, Neither rich nor poor, neither in scab nor in brocade, and so, in general. Fedot's service includes fishing and hunting. To the Tsar - game and fish, Fedot - thank you. Guests in the palace - how seeds in cucumber. One from Sweden, the other from Greece, The third one is from Hawaii - and give everyone something to eat! One - lobster, the other - squid, The third one gets sardines, but there is only one earner! One day they give him an order - at first light report to court in the morning. The king looks like a morel, head with a fist, And the viciousness in him is enormous. He looks at Fedka like an ulcer radish. Fedka's shirt got wet from fear, There was a pounding in my temples, a rumbling in my belly, Here, as they say, andthe beginning of a fairy tale... KING: Arrived for our morning pickle Aglitsky Ambassador, And in our house we have snacks - half a cup and callus. Get ready, brother, let's go and eat some food get us - Capercaillie or partridge. Al isho anyone. If you can't - who to blame? - I have to execute you. A matter of state, you get it thread?.. FEDOT: Is there something I don’t understand in my mind? Tea, I'm slurping cabbage soup, I'm wondering what's going on what. It turns out that all politics is on me country: If I don’t get a partridge, there will certainly be war. So that the Aglit ambassador does not starve angry, I won’t spare my head, I’ll provide the pickle!.. FUN: The king's word is harder than crackers. If he sends you to the bear, you will go to the bear, And where to go - you have to, Fedya! Or game and fish - or sword and rack. Fedot walked around a hundred forests, a hundred swamps,It’s all in vain - no partridge, no wood grouse! Tired, no urine, and it’s late at night. Even with an empty bag, it’s time to go home. Suddenly he sees a forest dove bird, Sits, does not hide, is not afraid of a gun... FEDOT: What a misfortune, what a disaster, there is no game and trace. I'll shoot a pigeon, at least some kind food! BLUEBERRY: You, Fedot, don’t touch me, There's not a penny's worth of benefit in this fill it up And you can't stuff the pillow. FEDOT: Either the goblin is zealous these days, or the air drunk now Either something happened in my ear or something. flaw? BLUEBERRY: Don’t commit robbery, Fedot, but take me from by yourself. As soon as you bring me into the light, I will become your destiny. FEDOT: What kind of parable is this - I don’t understand?.. Okay, get in to my bag!..We'll figure it out on the spot, who's going where and what why! FUN: Fedot brought the turtle dove to his place, which means he Gorenka. He sits sadly, hanging his head. And there are serious reasons for sadness. Our Fedot's hunt did not go well. But the tsar doesn’t like to joke - it hits his head will chop off Fedot sits, sad, with white light says goodbye. I remembered about the bird, the forest pigeon. Lo and behold, the middle of the fire, instead of that doves, There is a beautiful girl standing, slender, like tree!.. MARUSYA: Hello, Fedya!..You and me - We are now one family, I am your wife, Marusya, I am your wife. FEDOT: I could look at you, my soul, for centuries, but breathing I just can’t become your husband There's not a lot of light!.. I was there - just before dawn - at the reception king, Well, the king gave me a task in the sense of meanscapercaillie. Even though it’s not the season for game, you can argue with there is no reason for the authorities: Okay, I think I'll get some tea, capercaillie, not bison. I walked all day, but good luck - at least would be a shadow: Not a single serious bird, everything is solid rubbish!.. And now, my dear friend, I have no time for dancing to the meadow - Tomorrow the king will chop me off for this matter head. MARUSYA: Don't freak out and don't whine! there will be a table and it will be wild! Well, stand in front of me, Tit Kuzmich and Frol Fomich! (Marusya claps her hands - they appear two stalwarts) If you understand the order, follow it hour! Well done: Don't hesitate, tea, it's not in first time!.. FUN: And the king and the ambassador are already sitting at the table. Nearby - look! - the princess and the nanny. And everyone is waiting for the promised food from Fedya. What's a conversation without a hearty lunch? Athe table is empty: carrots and cabbage, Dill and parsley - that’s the whole feast. The guest is bored, shaking his boots, holes studying on the tablecloth. Suddenly, as if from heaven, a loaf of bread and caviar badeyka, turkey stew, Sterlet ear, veal offal, and so on There are thousands of food names! With such food, how can there not be a conversation!.. KING: Causes antires your technical progress: How do you sow rutabaga there - with the peel? or without?.. AMBASSADOR: yes! KING: Causes antiresis your nutritional process: How do you drink kakava there - with saccharin or without?.. AMBASSADOR: yes! KING: Causes antires and the following isho cut: How do your women walk around there - in pantaloons? or without?.. AMBASSADOR:yes! Nanny: I would be ashamed of the ambassador!.. Al absolutely weak head?.. No matter what they say, everything will come together on women!.. KING: Are you playing your tune again? I'm going to jail keep this in mind! I'm not just babbling, I'm politics I'm leading! The Avon girl has grown up, and then how half a paddle! So I’m thinking about how to pass our thief off as ambassador! You just need to use it to lure him, not angry - Make subtle hints in a casual manner and from afar. Nanny: Yes, even I wouldn’t marry this ambassador, - So he stares, the scoundrel, to shave off off the table! He’s all “yes” and “yes” for you, and meanwhile everything eats and eats. Turn away - so he will swallow half the kingdom in one sitting! KING: Either sew your mouth shut, or I’ll kick you out! You and so to medissuaded all overseas attaches! Once upon a time there was a Gespan grandee, already a dandy, what a dandy! There's a diamond in each ear - why don't you option You set it up so that the guest would inadvertently sat on a nail And the visitor’s otsedova is political anger!.. Nanny: Why, I remember!.. This grand was devoured great talent: He got into the plate with his head and got it all dirty fat bow! Whatever you ask the grandee, he’s like an ass "si" yes "si", Well, he’s still leaning on the herring Ivasi! KING: I will rot you to the roots for your line! I'm not joking with you, I'm talking seriously! From Germany, the baron was good from everyone sides, I couldn’t resist even here - I gave it to him damage Who threw him a dead man at the bottom of the bucket? mouse? You're a real pest, you damned one. soul!.. Nanny: Yes, that was your baroncrack not bad, Put him in a flock of crows and he will take him away. raven Looking proud - “I-a” and “I-a”, And gluttonous as a pig, give me straw - eat straw Tea, someone else's - not your own!.. KING: Well, little spy, give it time and I'll throw you in jail. prison! Well, I'm not an angry guy, but strict with pests. So answer me - don’t waste words! - Where should the princess take a husband? Tea, you fool yourself, you see - the suitors She's no army! If only a regiment were crowded here - in bickering it would make sense Well, no - grab anyone, even if he Bryansk wolf!.. QUEEN: If you are in power in Russia, then rule Scatter to your heart's content, Don't meddle in my destiny. And to my love don't interfere! In the house of these attaches there are a hundred pieces per floor, Their cologne can’t even breathe for me anymore!.. KING: If love is truly evil, then you will love and the ambassador.And at the same time you will improve my trading affairs. I'll melt hemp under this antires and forest All publicity agrees, only you you're going against it!.. QUEEN: No matter how much you frown, I repeat again and again: An individual has the right to free love! Maybe it would finally come to the rings, - If only Yours suddenly wooed me Fedotushko the Sagittarius!.. KING: Tsk, you fool!.. Shut up!.. The test belongs ovens! Well, go to your room and Learn solfege! And the damned archer, insolent and scoundrel, With whips and boots I will at once dare you to palace!.. FUN: The king had a general who was collecting information. He will hide his face in his beard and walk away city. Sniffs, a dog, thinking differently. He overhears conversations - what if country of conspirators? Wherever he hears the FAQ, he will write it down in a book. Aat seven in Akurat - to the king for a report. KING: What's not funny, general? Ali measles fell ill Did you get drunk on the mash, or did you lose at cards? Ali service is not nice. Ali's army is small, Ali found damage in the cannon trunk? Report without any lies why on heart of darkness - I would like to know in detail who, where, FAQ and how!.. GENERAL: I was just with the archer, with Fedot the daredevil, As soon as he saw his wife, he blurted out from the porch. The third day - hey, I’m not lying! - Saber in I don't take hands And such dreaminess. Look at that I'll die! And the other day there was a sin - I almost made it up rhyme, The doctors got scared, they say it's a love affair shock!.. KING: The archer passed me by!.. But he knew that I'm a widower!.. Well, in a moment I steal the ent to deliver it to me palace! And the insidious archer this very hourerase from the face So that he doesn't hang around ours porch!.. GENERAL: Kidnapping her is not difficult, but it hurts people cool: How do they find out whose idea is to pulverize you? will erase! People have become daring these days. Don't put it in them finger in mouth - We don’t favor Fedot, but the people do the opposite! KING: You are such a fool on Saturdays or how? There is something I must explain to the minister to any nothing? So that people don’t talk bad about the Tsar in vain, Act strictly according to the law, that is act... quietly. Well, I’m right there, I’ll reward you for labor: The blacksmiths were given a task - an order for tomorrow bind!.. FUN: The general collected his mind all day long. I kept thinking in the sweat of my brow how to get rid of from the shooter. Yes, the thoughts in my head turned sour from tension. I remembered in my spare time about an old friend, Baba YagaBone leg: “I’ll go see her, she’s smarter!..” And that middle of the oak grove gathers herbs, Brews all sorts of poisons. How I saw it general - I lost all the herbariums. I miss you wilderness without a soul mate!.. YAGA: You chavoy are not yourself, not ruddy, lifeless!.. Ali is a Swede near St. Petersburg, or a Turk near Moscow?.. Eat aspen bark and you'll cheer up pores: Tea, not some kind of chemistry, tea, natural gifts! Her juice, general, contains something useful mineral,- Not a single one of the generals came from him was dying!.. GENERAL: That's enough, grandma!.. I'm not sick!.. Let's go away over the hill!.. Rest about hedgehogs and squirrels, there is a serious one conversation. Here we have one Sagittarius - a lot competent, bastard!.. So I got the task to inform him finally! But how? cut off your head - rumor has it will start blowing!.. Notcan you help me with advice on how to be smarter than him? ruin?.. YAGA: Conjure, woman, conjure, grandfather, three on the side - yours are not there Ace of diamonds, pine coffin, pro Sagittarius give me the answer! If he is so zealous and quick, that with the king gets into an argument - Let him get the sewn one by tomorrow gold carpet So that it is visible, like on a map, all country, Well, if he doesn’t get it, then the earner wine!.. GENERAL: Hey grandma! Oh yes special! So much trouble end! Even if you were taken out of the mortar, you would become a minister to the palace! But there’s trouble with the German, how far is it from trouble? And with you I’m ready even for reconnaissance, anywhere! For good I pay with good: if you like, with a marten, like a beaver, If you don't want it, I can use a coin, gold or silver!.. YAGA: That's enough, dove, don't sin, put yours away pennies,- I'm not for thismoney, I'm the one for the soul. If there is a new problem, hurry straight here. Tea, and we are not animals in the forest, tea, we will help always!.. FUN: The king is calling the archer, a daring young man. Isho didn’t give the task, and he’s already angry in advance. Knocking with his hands, knocking with his feet, with his eyes rotates, in general, frightens. He really wants to tell Fedot that It’s important that there’s an ache right in the bones!.. KING: Get a carpet embroidered with gold by morning pattern!.. It's a matter of state - hurt yourself, but be kind! So that it is visible, like on a map, all country, Because I have no view from the balcony what the hell! If you can’t find the FAQ, I’ll shorten it by the head, I'll hand you over at dawn right into my paws executioner! FUN: Fedot came home, dumb from grief. Sat in the corner, looking at the ceiling, Manya calls, and he shakes his neck, He doesn’t want anything, he sulks and whines... MARUSYA:Are you often angry like a hedgehog? You often don’t eat - don't drink? Is the porridge burnt, or is the jelly bad? FEDOT: What kind of food is there! The king is angry - right trouble! There is no justice or court for this villain! Get it, he screams, a carpet - embroidered with gold pattern - The width of the entire Race is a hundred forests and a hundred lakes!.. MARUSYA: Don't freak out and don't whine! Let him rage old bastard! Come on, stand in front of me, Tit Kuzmich and Frol Fomich! (Marusya claps her hands - they appear two stalwarts) If you understand the order, follow it hour! Well done: Don't hesitate, tea, it's not in first time! FUN: The next morning Fedot is at the Tsar’s Gate. I came to the reception and received the carpet. Stands smiling, the guards are not afraid. The king was surprised and even choked on caviar. Anger wears him down, but he can’t show itwants. He looks like he's happy!.. FEDOT: Yesterday you asked for a carpet, so I gave it to you pinned Everything is in accordance with the contract - both the drawing and color The entire Raseyushka is completely reflected on the carpet. This carpet is a gift to you, woven by me wife!.. KING: Oh wow! Oh yeah, grab it! How many are you married? Ali, you immediately matched a whole weaving plant? You, Fedot, have a wife, although she’s smart, but still alone! And it’s their division to weave something like this in a night needed!.. FEDOT: Isn't the carpet pleasing to the eye? Al is not the one in carpet pattern? Well, I put it under my arm and it’s over conversation. KING: I would like to beat you with whips, four or five, So that you don't mock the serious ones people! But since I calmly honororder and law - Here's a nickel for vodka and you're off out!.. FUN: The king is calling the general, the pin is in his visor! The king's face looks like a beet, And when it's red, it's on hand dangerous! the infection hits, not more than once, but it hits not by sight. The general tested this on himself: from the beginning fairy tales walks in a bandage!.. KING: Well, bro, what's the result? Confused a little? Just this little bit will take about about a year heels! You are broad in the shoulders, but your head is completely withered away. Here's your little mind and you can correct it for the government ones grub!.. GENERAL: Throw me in prison for any period of time - However, this science will not suit me, I fool, for future use! I would like a saber and a horse - but in the line of fire! And palace intrigues - that’s not what it’s all about. me!KING: You, your honor, give me the heat flog! You figure out how to give us Fedot without a saber overcome! Well, if you're a fool, don't look for guilt com: I'll clean your snout personally fist!.. HUNTER: It was in vain that the general rubbed his hands: it didn’t work out raid to destroy Fedot. Again the poor guy's head is tense. And in the head - hear! - well, at least one little thought! I thought and thought and came up with nothing. No matter how you look at it, you can’t do without Yaga! I went into the oak grove again - to look for I’ll control Fedotka!.. YAGA: Are you gloomy again? What's the reason, who guilt? Al Gespanis is chasing, al Frenchman went to war?.. This is jelly made from mold! Tea, haven't tried it until now? Drink it and you’ll immediately forget about the worldly carousel! It doesn't taste that good, but it removes trembling, you will be healthy by tomorrow ifonly you won't die!.. GENERAL: I'm talking about Sagittarius again! No to my misfortune end! That's why I'm sick, that's why I'm sleeping on my face. What a scoundrel, cunning - to everyone around wiped their noses! No matter how much you conjure here, he got it that carpet! Even though he looks like a simpleton, his head cook master, So from now on, cast your magic more seriously, with feeling, so good for you! YAGA: Conjure, woman, conjure, grandfather, three on the side - yours are not there Ace of diamonds, pine coffin, pro Sagittarius give me the answer! So!.. Hey!.. Uh-huh!.. Aha!.. This is what Yaga found out: let him find you deer, so that the horns are made of gold!.. Search the whole wide world - there are those in nature does not! This is what I’m telling you, my dear, how local historian!.. FUN: The king is calling the archer, a daring young man. Our Fedot failed to wipe the sweat from his face, but The villain king has a new idea. The Tsar is seething with ideas, and Fedotka is sweating! In general,Fedka's life is worse than bitter radishes!.. KING: Well, throw off the blues and laziness and hit the road this very day! State business is desperately needed deer! If you are the king's servant, go beyond the mountains, beyond meadows and find me a deer there, To have horns made of gold. Don't gundi and don't pepper, but go and provide, Otherwise, in a moment you’ll find out how the head is flies off your shoulders!.. FUN: Fedot came home, his snot was a fringe! He sat down in front of the torch, hugging the torch. His beautiful wife throws herself on his neck, and he doesn’t even touch his wife! He sits and cries, which means he’s grieving!.. MARUSYA: Are you looking like an owl? Al you're spinning about what? There's not enough salt in the hodgepodge, Al's beefsteak underperformed? FEDOT: What a lunch! The king tortured - I won't save you! In the morning I will have to hold him in front of him again answer!This king of a fierce enemy is sending me again on the run: Find, he shouts, a deer made of gold horns!.. MARUSYA: Don't freak out and don't whine! There are sorrows and by the way! Well, stand before me, Tit Kuzmich and Frol Fomich! (Marusya claps her hands - they appear two stalwarts) If you understand the order, carry it out immediately hour! Well done: Don't hesitate - tea, it's not in first time!.. FUN: Just after light Fedot is at the Tsar's Gate. I came to the reception, and a deer was there. The king's left side stabbed with anger. Crushed I would be a nit, but I don’t show it. He sits, yawns, and hides his anger!.. FEDOT: Have you been waiting for tea? Good afternoon Look in window, when you're not lazy! You ordered a deer - well, here you go deer! And notice! - the horns on him are puffing fire From him without anylamps at night as bright as day!.. KING: Those deer - don't lie! - not in Tula, not in Tver. What is in Tver - in Baghdad itself they are at their best three pieces! Now think about it, soldier, where is Moscow? where is Baghdad? Ali you hit the road to Baghdad the night before and back?.. FEDOT: Well, come on, you are a vigorous louse! And the deer is not for you good? And yesterday I was tolling my soul: take out the deer and put it down!.. If you are already rich, I will return it to Baghdad Who's in power there? - That's a guy will be glad!.. KING: You, Fedka, throw it at me, or with your head you'll be apart! I only see your hints through and through! Well, okay, for prestige, isn't it the devil? forgive me! Here's a nickel for vodka and go wherever you go do you want!.. FUN:The king calls the general - it’s important from under the blanket. The general is in a panic, looking for underpants, understands - they’re not calling for gingerbread! The king sits on the throne - for the whole world angry. Black with anger, like a raven churchyard!.. KING: No matter how hard you fought, my dear, you didn’t hit Fedot in the snare! A fictitious report has already been drawn up about you obituary You just need to decide how to get back to you decide: Stun with a candelabra al pillow strangle?.. GENERAL: I made a mistake, sir! Here's the saber if you want, hit it! But Fedot doesn’t give me any more brains. turpentine! What a fool - don’t blame me! I have a different one essence! I would like to attack somewhere. Al's on the assault somewhere!.. KING: You're carrying a fighting sword, but here's a FAQ understand: It is necessary to defeat Fedot not with a sword, buthead! Well, you'll be just as fast as you were before since then, - I'll put you under the cow's face myself. ax!.. FUN: Our fool strained his mind again. And that was it Mind - small bins. I thought, thought, thought, and never came up with anything. He whistled for a horde of dogs - and to Yaga in the oak grove. She saw the general and jumped right up to Ural. Yes, I came to my senses and returned: no matter how bad it was turned around!.. YAGA: You chavoy are out of your mind! There's a pimple there lip! Oh, you'll waste your health political struggle!.. Try hare droppings! He is vigorous! He will get it! And honey is much more healing, even though it doesn’t taste like honey Although it tastes cool, and from it, sometimes they die, But those that survive until old age live!.. GENERAL: Don't mess with me, grandma! You seek way!Think of it like Fedot to the grave bring it! No matter how hard you fought, Yaga, it didn’t work out. nevermind! Fedot got hold of a deer - precious antlers! Blow your head and be more careful cast a spell. Our Sagittarius, as it turned out, is not so awesome!.. YAGA: Actually, I'm cunning in the sense of meanness guts, But chavoy doesn’t conjure me today morning!.. Everything stings and hurts, and there’s fire in my chest it's burning!.. I have long suspected that I have encephalitis!.. Oh, chavoy, I feel bad! Listen, ka creaks in the back? In a word, since this is the case, I’m totally bulletin! GENERAL: If you get sick - no problem! Eat the frog from pond! There is no more reliable medicine than natural medicine Wednesday! You're fooling me, don't even think about it Mogi! It's better to connect all your stuff to work tighten up! YAGA:Conjure, woman, conjure grandfather, three on the side - yours are not there Ace of diamonds, pine coffin, pro Sagittarius give me the answer! Let Fedot show agility, May he be able to get you the To-FAQ-On White light - Actually, it can’t be! Well, Fedot, now hold on! The point is true seem! You won't be able to complete this task to life!.. FUN: The king is calling the archer, a daring young man. Again a government order meanings. When will this torment end! Meanwhile, the fairy tale is far from ending!.. KING: Find a way for me to get That-FAQ-Can't be! Write down your name so you don't rush forget! If you don’t do it by morning, you’ll be crushed I'll erase Because your carachter has not suited me for a long time gut! So there’s no point in pouting your lips, but let’s hurry up way! A matter of state - you grasp it the point?FUN: Fedot came home - worse than death itself! white as chalk, his face was numb. He sat down by the window - there is a veil in the eyes. Manya rushed, but he paid zero attention!.. you will be sad if death is for shoulders!.. MARUSYA: Well, pour out your soul to me, you desperate devil angrier? There is not enough al in the Milanese salad truffles? FEDOT: I am yours, Marus, menu exclusively I appreciate it Only my life, Marusya, was wasted on root! What should I do? What should I do?.. What a disaster get rid of mine? The king ordered me to deliver To-Chavo-Ne Maybe!.. MARUSYA: Don't be sad and don't whine! It's only worth it shout out! Come on, stand in front of me, Tit Kuzmich and Frol Fomich! (Marusya claps her hands - they appear two stalwarts) If you understand the order, follow it hour! (pause)Well done: We apologize, mistress, this is not about us! If only it were a diagram or a drawing, we would have started spin. Well, then - search as much as you want. Trait you will find a bald one! Where to look and how to get That FAQ Can't be? After all, he is not in the world, as long as the earth no digging!.. MARUSYA: Don’t blame me, dear friend Fedot, he’s small me income! You know, it’s your destiny, my love, to go on your own let's go on a hike! Do not fornicate abroad, keep yourself pure dishes. Don't interfere in conversations and don't make acquaintances start! FEDOT: You, Marus, don’t be afraid! It will form, Marus! I will complete the royal task and remain intact. I'll be back! Well, someone will come along who will violate your peace, - I don’t need to teach you: the frying pan is under hand!..FUN: Fedot left for an overseas campaign. The general found out about it - the last mind lost. our cunning man runs to the king's palace report that the archer is finished. I already drilled a hole for the medal. thick-faced!.. KING: Whether the news is good or bad, report it I like everything as it is! Better bitter, but true, than nice, but flattery! Only if the Ent news comes again - no god knows For this kind of truth you can get ten years sit down!.. GENERAL: I report: just before dawn Fedka raised the anchors! Thank God we got rid of him, from ghoul! KING: Come on, nanny, come here and get to work. works - Tear out the gray hairs from the crown of your head. And those who are not gray, comb them into rows. Yes, someone is combing it easier, I don’t have it there gardens!.. Nanny:Well, scratch it, old devil, bakes a bald spot?! You should put every hair here registered!.. And why do you need it at this age? wife? After all, I apologize to you, as a man, worthless price!.. KING: Even though I have no hair, I still want to marry I must! The Shah of Persia is also bald, but has forty wives! I just want to get myself one wife! Somehow I am in an intimate sense and not alone can I pull it?.. Nanny: You, my friend, are one of those husbands who are more harmless grass snake - They scratch, but don't bite. Don't say isho worst! To steal someone else's woman, you have to have the ardor and passion! And your task now is not to go to the cemetery get there!.. TSAR: (to the general) Well, you are silent and medals are you strumming? Al, don’t you see how dirty they are? state prestige?The nanny bends me into an arc, but the minister does not goo-goo! You are on our defense, so fight back to the enemy!.. GENERAL: But women's courts are always about men thin! Don't doubt yourself, you're a lover anywhere! Proud profile, firm step, from the back - it's a clean check! Just move the crown to one side so as not to hanging on my ears!.. KING: (to the nanny) The minister is not my enemy, everything is as it is said without a lie, But he’s not a stupid guy, don’t look at him he's a fool. You are nothing but bedlam, shame on the king, embarrassment to the ambassadors! I have been anti-resisting for a long time, you are not sent to us?.. Don't spy and don't harm, but dare - look: You and I will have a big conversation ahead!.. FUN: The king goes to Mana to pay attention. He sits in the carriage himself, stinking of decalon, there is a retinue behind the king - Powdered,curled, behind the twisted chest - kozinaki and hazelnuts. Everything is honorable - the king is going to to the bride!.. KING: On the instructions of the Tsar, Fedka left for the seas! In general, I melted it from there, it’s easier speaking! So as not to be in poverty alone, become my wife! What about the FAQ? I'm a distinguished man and an affectionate one groovy!.. MARUSYA: Isho Fedot did not have time to take a step away from gate, And the crows flocked to Fedotov vegetable garden!.. KING: Don't be a fool to me, girl! They offer - yes take it! Tea, widows don’t come to you every evening kings!.. This very hour, I say, get ready for to the altar! I went crazy with delight, just smell the ammonia! MARUSYA: At least whip me, at least chop me sword, - All the same, I will not become your wifenever mind! KING: You, Marus, don’t make me angry and conflict with don't bother me! I'm going to the guillotine from Paris the other day they brought it! In light of what I said - it's better to be my wife! I also have nerves, I don’t either steel! MARUSYA: Go away, hateful one, and marry yourself don't mind! If you don't leave, I can do it with a frying pan help! KING: Well, those at the door - put her in shackles hurry up! What kind of fashion is this - frying pans in kings! You'll hurt yourself in prison and you'll get better in mind! No matter how you are, girl, let’s get married to winter!.. MARUSYA: To catch me, you idiot, it takes a lot labor! Goodbye, my sieve friend, maybe See you when!.. (Marusya turnsinto the blueberry and flies away) FUN: Fedot swam for almost a year. I ate halva, ate persimmons, but kept my own mind! Miracles in the world are like flies in the toilet, and the desired miracle has not yet been seen. Fedot is worried - time is ticking! I decided without hysteria: I’ll go to America! Fedot floats among the endless waters, ahead is sunset, behind is sunrise. Suddenly, in the middle of the hike, the weather turned bad. There was no misfortune - and on you, hello, the ship is a bastard! - And fell into pieces!..The storm subsided - Fedot opened his eyes: Lying on the wave, completely unharmed. He sees the island sticking out like a float. I got to the shore, I thought - America. I took out the card, verified - but no, no America! The island is a brawler, damn it, - maybe in What's the flaw in the map? Fedot sits, hiccups in the surroundings gets into it... FEDOT: No matter how much at the whim of the king I swam for sea, - I haven't seen a lousier place, frankly. speaking! Well, the island -really sad! - Entirely from stone and sand, And as long as the eye can see - neither a river nor fishing line!.. Yes, it wouldn’t be a problem if there was food here, - If there were quinoa here, it would come down and quinoa!.. VOICE: Anyone who is hungry for food should come here: I have plenty of food, I have pounds of it! For example, get it straight from the oven rolls, Here's a turkey roast, here's a kampot cherry plums! Here are the sausages, here are the cheeses, here is half a centner caviar, Here are Caribbean lobsters, here are Don lobsters sturgeons!.. (Tables with food appear) FEDOT: What kind of miracles are these? What kind of voices are these? There’s nowhere to hide here - okay heaven! Do me the honor, master, show me what you are like yes! It is indecent for a guest to drink alone yes there is! Tea, it’s more fun to be bored on your island together - Where we’ll scatter the cards, where we’ll have a glass Let's pour it!..VOICE: I would be glad, but my portrait is for me and that’s it secret! Sometimes I wonder if it’s me, then or not!.. I have countless worries: there is food, yes nothing to eat, There is tobacco, but there is nothing to sniff, there is a bench, but nothing to sit on! So tired after a thousand years that it’s no joy white light! I thought I would hang myself, but again, neck no! FEDOT: Oh yes meeting!..So, I managed to get you get, - That-FAQ-in this world Generally-Cannot be! How to spend your life, sad and moping, in vain, Maybe you'll swim with me to the race king?.. Take a walk, freshen up, with white light make friends! What is life without adventure, just horror, not life!.. VOICE: I've never had any useful prospects opposite! I'm ready for the bees to enter the hive,if only only in colftiv! Give the order - and even where, even for prey ore! I will work hard for nothing, without drinking and without food! I am good for any business, I am ready for any door admitted, I'll get you whatever you want, at least savvy louse!.. FEDOT: Louse, of course it is, so? Louse, it not bad either! But this insect is far from you'll float away! Better get me a fleet or a boat, or a raft, Since you are so skilled in this matter polyglot! We have to be there by morning, around five o'clock. on the way, Because people in Russia are already waiting for us, go!.. FUN: A year has passed, another is coming - he has returned home Fedot. But at home, no, only a skeleton sticks out, beams and rafters, and nettles all around. And under the eaves she curled up into a gray lump bird, wood pigeon... FEDOT: Come on,wifey, give me a table for my husband cover it! Take it out of the oven for me when it's browned loaf! Pour the vigorous cabbage soup fatter and thicker, I have become skinny from overseas vegetables! There's no one in the whole house except the wind one, Suspicious matter, didn't it happen? FAQ?.. (Blueberry turns into Marusya) MARUSYA: Welcome back, Fedot! It lasted a long time your trip! Al forgot his Marusya, that he didn’t go a whole year? There's a lot of entertainment abroad, I guess a dime a dozen! I probably looked at my girlfriend and warmed up on the chest!.. FEDOT: I've seen the world, Josephine and Gunriett, But there are beauties like you among There are none, Marusya! And I went overseas, although for a long time, but not in vain - I still completed the task of the cunning king!.. MARUSYA:If only you knew, Fedot, who you are spending on sweat, I wouldn't even take a step away from my relatives gate! You left - he, shamefully, began to court follow me Persuaded, okhalnik, to become a warrior wife! FEDOT: Really?..Oh, villain!.. So believe it now into people So stand for the honor of your uniform, for service and joy!.. Well, okay, I'll explain to him what to what! I'll paint it down to the very heels Khokhloma!.. Stop making fools of race men! I have nothing to lose now except own shackles! FUN: Fedot got angry and called an honest people. The neighbors decided to help Feda. Frol took the stake, Ustin took the drin Ignat took the grip. And everyone behind Fedot - to the Tsar's Gate. The general will meet them, damn him got it! He jumped up sideways, his pupils sparkled, He took a closer look and went to the Tsar for a report!GENERAL: There this guy...what's his name...gathered at the gate... people! In general, it’s up to the social turnover! And it’s all Fedot’s fault, he’s causing trouble people, Inciting the population to stage a coup!.. KING: Well, why do we have you with a sharp saber? like this? That's why we're holding you, to protect you Tsar's peace! After the rain on Thursday I'll give you a medal over, Just try so that people not overthrown!.. GENERAL: Look, a medal!..a great honor!.. I have awards are countless: All hung like a Christmas tree on his back - and then there are six of them!.. Now I have a reason to protect you from harm no! You owe it to yourself for your own meanness keep the answer!.. FUN: He was such a fool, but how he spoke! Even though the king is angry, try to hit him! It's not the timeto hit the crown. The king went out onto the porch and made a strict face, And in the square there are people - the whole of Russia is there! KING: I'm so sorry to your mother, understand? We're not some kind of France to create turmoil lift! Who wants to go to Kolyma - go out one at a time! There you will have a moment of enlightenment in my mind! FEDOT: As for the mind, he is very bright: Thank God, we distinguish forget-me-not from crap! Why did you quickly send me away for a hundred seas? Isn't it so that he can marry his wife? mine?.. KING: Ento where are you, villain, you got such ideas, To rivet the FAQ on decent people people! Is it befitting to pester yours? wife?.. So they sent you, idiots, to foreign countries tour!.. FEDOT:If it doesn't hurt, then be angry, we're here for you, tea, not for tea! Well, if you start running around, I’ll hit you in the face by chance! About you, about the scoundrel, fame is all the way in Cherepovets! You don't give a damn to all the people in my face!.. KING: You shouldn’t, Fedya!..For me, my people are mine relatives I can’t live without thinking about the people and day!.. In the morning I spread the sandwich and immediately thought: oh how are the people? And caviar doesn’t go down your throat, and kampot doesn’t pours into your mouth! And the culprit is a general, an intriguer and an immoral man! This is him, the cow's face, honor to the Tsarev dirty! Let him come out!..Where is he?..I’m here now I'll ask him!.. I'll rip off his medal, and with the medal muzzles!.. GENERAL: What are you, brothers... I lost for you eye attack!.. When I dare to go against the people masses!.. I'll justify it. I'll serve. I'll suffer. I'll do my time. No more to the oppressive elite I belong!..And the culprit is Yaga! There is no more dangerous enemy! In front of her is Gorynych himself - so, not a snake, and small fry! Well, where are you, fidget? Look at people in eyes! Personally, I can’t resist - I’ll hit two with a saber times!.. YAGA: I am a folk element, I have document. In fact, I can fly from here to any moment! Whether it's hot or snowstorm, everyone scolds me, the hag, And there is no more harm in me than in a chamomile in the meadow! Well, by chance, well, jokingly, I got lost the right way! After all, I am a child of nature, albeit bad, but - child! If we judge - just those two, my accomplices. I look like evil spirits, but in essence I am cleaner them!.. FEDOT: What a cunning people you are, it really takes you by surprise! Everyone thinks everyone else is a freak, despite the fact that I'm a freak myself. At least the racial people are ready for reprisals and don't be cruel But I'll have to teach you guys courtWe'll put you in a tub, throw you into the sea and - hello! You'll get by with a tub, but we can't give you rook! And the ocean will take you straight to the island to fight! Well, so as not to go wild, here’s your personal my button accordion. True, he - my fault! - does not play why the hell But no matter what, you need culture! And now, honest people, take your faces out of beard! Tea, we’re not having a funeral service, but a completely on the contrary! Now we can’t shed tears, we can sing songs drink honey!.. Come on, stand in front of me, To-FAQ-Not Maybe!.. VOICE: I’ve been standing here for a long time, at the edge of the porch, I'm waiting for you to finish the meeting yours!.. FEDOT: Treat honest people from overseas ones generosity! Tea, they were not born like this food put it in your mouth! Offer them Samarkand halva in reality, And Turkish festashka and Persian quince! Place all the chocolate on the tablecloth andmarmalade, And Dutch brisket and Chukhonsky Servilad! Don't forget the Swiss cheese! The one who all of holes! Throw us a feast for glory, which is not saw the world! Well, what if someone asks for grams of mash? like a hundred. So be it!.. Today is possible!.. Glory God, there's a reason! FUN: I was also at that feast, eating grainy caviar. Prov ate pilaf. Philad was eating salad. Ustin ate Galantine And Fedot the Sagittarius ate a pickled cucumber. And how he ate the cucumber and the end of the fairy tale! And that the fairy tale is bad - then the storyteller wine. I wish I could catch the fool and give him a blow, But there’s no way - after all, the narrator is fool! And from time immemorial we have not had a trial fools!.. K O N E C!!!
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