History - Archivage Sicilian - mechanic of antiquity.

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 "Archive Sicilian -              
              ancient mechanic"        
                                        
                                        
The archive was born on the island of Crete from foam
marine, although researchers believe
that is not made of sea foam and not quite foam. C
Since childhood he has shown himself to be thoughtful
as a boy, he experimented on
the movement of the planets.    When parents
moved to Sicily, he put
experiments on parental movement,
then I did a lot of experiments
conclusions.                                 
                                        
According to the Archive, the Universe consists of three
substances: himself, his thoughts and his
girls, and everything else is trash. C
this worldview of the Archivage was almost
were not drafted into the army. He had to found
his school, called the Academy, and him,
as a member of the Academy, he was not drafted into the army.
He was cunning.                          
                                        
Brought glory to the Archivagelaw, according to
to whom on the body immersed in soap
liquid, some force acts,
irritating to the eyes and promoting
strong tearing and fist rubbing
nyu.They say that one day, on the approaches to
this law, he plopped into a bathtub with ki-
heel, jumped out and ran for a long time, screaming
"eureka". If anyone doesn't know the meaning
this word, then we can say that he
shouted "found". The archive has visited all
countries, I saw a lot of grief, but nothing
said.                                 
                                        
Parents were jealously interested in what
he is so late (almost towards the end
years) returns from a trip.  He has
it seems like the end of the working season is in September,
and where he hangs around for another 4 months is unclear.
Didn't he start a family on that
side.                                
                                        
The archivist was a progressive scientist. He,
for example, he believed that earthquakes
happen not because the gods
angry, but because people
refuse to carry out their instructions.  But
he believed that nature makes mistakes when
birds don't fall.                        
                                        
The archivist was considered the wisest man
in the world - because people then knew how
count only to the wisest. Later
The archive taught people to count to three, andThat’s why he introduced the decimal system
accounts.                                  
                                        
The archivist believed that Earth and freedom have
sphere shape.   These ideas were so
radical and sharp, which is still
scientists cannot refute them. His
scientific                                 
views anticipated the creation of things,
which have become possible only now
time. So, he anticipated the iron - when
his house burned down from being abandoned
unextinguished torch.      And him
mathematical ideas were far ahead
time, but                               
only now, when time has caught up with them,
It turned out that there was nothing interesting in them:
Mechanic Archivist was well versed in
buoyant force, but was terrible
culinary specialist - his dumplings did not drown in
stomach.  One day he said: "Give me
point                                   
supports.  Urgently," and when they gave it to him, he
spoiled her.                             
                                        
One day King Heron asked the Archivist,
were the craftsmen who made it deceived?
crown made from customer's material. Archive
said that he was deceived, took the crown and
I made them for myself as crown teeth.
                                        
Using the block system he once
moved a huge oneship.
Forensic experts then spent a month
wondered: where did the trader go?
ship with furs?                     
                                        
Archivage designed a system of mirrors,
which could focus the sun
light and send it back to burn
sun.  The project was not allowed to come true
Romans.                                
                                        
The archiver was a veteran of the 1st and 2nd
Punic Wars.  When the enemy attacked
him                                     
dear Golopuz, he used his
mechanical knowledge for military purposes.
For example,                               
he built throwing machines that
bombed enemy ships and
carried out raids on Rome.
                                        
The archivist has always had contempt for
wealth and luxury. This was the
him                                     
philosophical concept - to despise oneself,
dressed in a rich and luxurious chiton.
The archivist was always content with little. He
did not need health, happiness and
successes, and died a virgin, never
allowing no one to touch his drawings:
The Archivist did not have his own children, but he
was the godfather of the Sicilian Mafia -
beautiful girl, mother
charming Cosa Nostra and Squadra
Azzurri,conversation about which in one of
the following numbers.                      
                                        
The Archivage's works were regularly translated
to Arabic and back, thanks
why new ideas and discoveries appeared,
constantly ahead of their time.