Humor - Basics of proper handling of the toilet.

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Immediately after taking office
V.V. Putin, a new one has appeared in schools
subject.     It's called "Basics"
proper handling of the toilet."      
                                        
Let me give you some excerpts
from the course manuals.                       
                                        
...the process is called correctly
"Soak" or "Lock".            
                                        
...anyone can do soaking
citizen of Russia, provided that he is not
has dual citizenship and is not
is under investigation.               
                                        
...especially for soaking, still in
antiquity, complex and cunning
devices, popularly called
"outhouse".                               
                                        
...you can soak anything in the toilet
whatever.    Housewives, for example, can
soak clothes in it, and it’s convenient
simple water changeby clicking on
trigger.                       
                                        
...it's best to use the toilet
to trap terrorists in it. But, to
unfortunately, for all willing terrorists
there is not enough for a lock, and a license for
terrorists only have a home lock
from Kremlin representatives.   Therefore,
Usually, citizens are recommended
soak something less scarce.
For example, food. Very good
cabbage and cucumbers go under lock and key
tomatoes. Since ancient times, people have been soaking apples.
They got wet and wet.  Moreover, they soaked in
barrels, since they did not yet have
professional equipment for this
process.                               
                                        
...especially convenient for locking
big cities.  In multi-storey buildings.
Folk craftsmen place under
the ceiling of the neighbor below is special
tanks.  Soaking something in the toilet,
by simply pressing the trigger,
lock, under water pressure from the tank,
goes into the tank, releasing
space for the next lock.  So
Thus, with appropriate dimensions
tank, you can soak food on
all winter.                               
                                        
Especially organized residents of the entrances
high-rise buildings are building common tanks inbasement of the house, where they soak everything
entrance.  Critics claim that in
there is something about the collective farm or
communal apartment that soaking -
the process is purely family-based, for every family
have their own traditions and customs
locks.  But modern researchers
argue that in this approach, with
There are only two benefits
problems.                               
                                        
The first problem is easily solved.
All you have to do is stick a label on each
your next lock, before its descent
into a common tank. This will avoid
disputes with neighbors.                      
                                        
The second problem is that
some neighbors continue to use
toilet in the primitive sense, which is strong
harms the ecology of the common reservoir. This
The problem is best solved by soaking
the neighbor himself.                          
                                        
...it is recommended to lock
the whole family.  Do this, for example, in
weekends and holidays.  On holidays
dresses, with balloons and
flags.   You can invite me to visit
friends and soak with them, with
followed by a feast, where it is quite possible
leaven a little, having eaten last year's
padlock....the country's government is generous
finances the development of the system
centralized city-wide lock.
The time will come when the inhabitants of the city will
soak in one common tank,
called sewer...