---------- Track: I want everyone to be good... By: DJ MAX NOT SMILE THAT MOMENT ---------- scenometry theorem 1: a point can be called belonging to a plane if it belongs to this plane. otherwise case it cannot be called belonging to the plane. proof: let's denote the drunk Arty behind the point, and the bed - behind the plane. no one will refute what Lying drunk Arty belongs to this beds. in another case, if Arty with the bed fell, then the theorem is not considered proven that allows you to borrow vacant bed. Theorem 2: a straight line consists of all points its components. proof: suppose that the point does not belong to the plane. let's give it to the drunk Let's ask the cannibal for a bottle of ketchup put on a planeseveral points. Let us accept that the points he sets will be make a straight line. when Arty wakes up and realizes that he has fallen, he will return to bed... excuse me, flat, and gets into ketchup. in other words, point will also belong to the plane, like drawn by Cannibal straight. Arty not will like to belong to the direct one and he will go wash. sobered Cannibal will see that this is not a straight line, but curve. Therefore, the theorem is not provable. theorem 3: a line is perpendicular plane only if the angle between it and the plane is 90 degrees. proof: Arty is back and is going to belong to the plane, which has already been occupied by the vivacious one again Cannibal. In order to free the plane, Arty placed two next to the cannibal half a liter with a total strength of 80 degrees. since 80 is almost 90, then the cannibal became perpendicular to the plane and went into the kitchen with the bottles. theorem 4: two lines parallel planes are not necessarily parallel. proof: a completely drunk Cannibal returned from the kitchen and fell onplane across Arty. since Arty is a point, then by the second theorem this point makes a straight line. which perpendicular to the second line - Cannibal. although both Arty and Cannibal parallel and belong to the plane. theorem 5: two parallel lines intersect. proof: Cannibal gave VTS in computer repair, and after some time became parallel. he had no idea that in a year and a half will intersect with radio market with Cannibal.. Theorem 6: between two points you can draw only one straight line. proof: upon proof Atry didn't like the second theorem The cannibal puts points on his plane, and while he was dragging him to the toilet, the Cannibal drew a straight line across the floor with his claws (though curve :) theorem 7: right angle is 90 degrees. proof: the next morning Arty and the Cannibal let's go hangover at the stall located on the other side of the house, but Artywalked around the house is on the left, and the Cannibal is on the right. meeting at the stall, they bought each half a liter, which in total, again, is almost equals 90 degrees. corollary of Theorem 7: after the proof of this theorem becomes possible to prove once again Theorems 1 - 6.
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