---------- Track: Dance with me deAth ... By: Mm---------- "Monologue with a nice person" philosophical play in one act Before going to bed, I stood in front of the mirror. The sight was both beautiful and sad. The beautiful thing was that the mirror reflected the beautiful I. Sad that there was only one Me in the mirror, the other Me, unfortunately, was not there. - How sad that in the world there is only one I. I said to myself. - Yes, it’s sad. I agreed. - If there were more of me, the world would become better. - Yes, can you imagine how good it would be: you go out into the street, and around me. You come up to yourself, get acquainted, start up intelligent conversation. Where can you find more nice person thanI. - Yes, that's for sure. What could be more pleasant conversations with an intelligent person. “Listen,” I said to myself. what if I I’ll joke with myself, and He will answer. But I I know myself. Echidnas There is no one for me. - Why not? What about me? - What am I? - Well, I’m more viper than you. - Fool, how can you be a viper? Yourself. - I'm a fool myself. - Now you'll get it in the eye. - You'll get it yourself. - Exactly, because I’ll definitely get it. Yes, bad luck. It is inconvenient to fight with yourself. - Listen, if I’m the only one everywhere, then where will the girls be? - Why girls if there is ME. - Well, you know. I, of course, eat yourself. But for happiness in life I yetGirls are needed. - Yeah, Girls. Do you remember what it is ends? - ??? - She takes up residence in your head. Usually, when you're alone, you talk to yourself. By yourself. You're pleased. And now, instead of in order to talk mentally with By yourself, you begin to talk to Her. You always agree with yourself, but She necessarily disagree and argue. Not I know about you, but it annoys me. A then She begins to put things in order head Worth quitting in creative impulse some brilliant idea (for example, drink beer) She immediately removes it somewhere and then you won’t find her. And also the last time we left what was the girl? - What happened? - Yeah, I forgot! We broke up with her broke up, but she still has two months stayed in my head, called me names and said nasty things. Barely with the help of her beer brought out.- Yes, but what should we do? - Nothing. After all, You have Me. - Yes? - Yes!!! - Yes, in general, you know how cool I am. guy?! - I guess! - You don’t know, you can’t even imagine! - Oh yeah??? - Yes, not “oh well.” Yes, if I were not me, and if I were anyone else, I would become mine best friend. Yes, if I were not I, but girl, I would fall in love with myself without memory. Yes, if I were not I, but the people, I would choose myself for president. Yes if if I were not me, but a child, I would as much as possible more would be born from Himself. - Listen, how wise and correct said. - Yes, what are you talking about? I'll say more. I - decoration of this World. - Exactly. Actually, you know, I'm so it's good that there is oneme to this little world quite enough. - No, if there were everywhere around one I, it would be better. - Still, I would like to have Girls too. - Well, you are a womanizer. Okay, let it be everywhere Me and the Girls will be around. - That's nice! Let's go to bed now! - Let's go and let me dream something good. - Exactly, and let it be me.
Humor - Monologue with a pleasant person (philosophical play in one act).
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