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ZX Power #04
09 января 2000 |
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Room with laughter - HAMLET # 1. The first part of the new version of the immortal tragedy.
The tragedy of Sinclair,
Lord of the English
(C) based on the tragedy by William Shakespeare
translated by Boris Pasternak)
(C) 1998, E. Nesterenko (Jam)
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"ZX" ... How much of this word
For Russian hearts blended,
How much it responded ...
(Such as an epigraph)
Actors:
Gate, the King of English
Sinclair, son of the former, and nephew
present king
Pentiony, the chief royal adviser
Vindaldo, his servant
Spektratsio, a friend of Sinclair
Lamert son Pentioniya
Amiga, a daughter Pentioniya
Megahertz _ former university
Gigabyte comrades Sinclair
Modemm _
Tornardo officers
Floptsisko, soldiers
Two hacker
Sinclair's father's ghost
Silikbras, Prince of Norway
Fortuna, the Queen of England, mother
Sinclair
ACT 1
Scene 1
Lock. It is midnight. Floptsisko at his post.
To him comes Tornardo.
Tornardo
Who is here?
Floptsisko
No, you yourself first installs.
Tornardo
Long live the PC!
Floptsisko
Tornardo, is that you? (Spitting)
Tornardo
Yes, it's me, HALT it!
Floptsisko
You made sure to come at his hour.
Tornardo
Go sleep it off, you idiot.
Floptsisko
Thank you for having changed, I went ...
Floptsisko goes, at this time suitable
Spektratsio and Modemm.
Modemm
Hey, Tornardo!
Tornardo
Whew! Spektratsy here! Bottle
Take?
Spektratsio
Yes, in some way!
Tornardo
Hello then.
Modemm
Well, today was this bug?
Tornardo
Not yet seen.
Modemm
Spektratsio says it all
Game of the voltage and does not believe
In our bug, too caught twice in a row.
So I invited him to stay
In an ambush with us last night
And if the bug will appear again,
Catch it and smartly perepatchit.
Spektratsio
Yes, both you and he will!
Tornardo
Well, tremble!
And let your formatnut screw
So fortified against our story
About the vision.
Spektratsio
Certainly, I trudge.
Let's hear what you're lying, Tornardo.
Tornardo
Last night,
When alcohol is poured through his veins,
Just beat an hour ...
Includes the Ghost.
Modemm
Shut up, buddy, here it is, a glitch has come!
Tornardo
Configuration - well, exactly like the late King
Spektratsio
I'm amazed, really like ...
Tornardo
He is waiting for the question, ask Spektratsy.
Spektratsio
Who are you, with no right in this hour of the night
In the configuration in which shining, happened,
Our late king?
I implore the mouse, answer me!
But the ghost silently away.
Modemm
Left, and rolled forward did not want to ...
Spektratsio
Details clue I do not know
But in general, it's probably a sign
Threatening us soon upgrade.
Modemm
Wait a minute. Drink. Who do I explain
What's the hurry for an upgrade?
Spektratsio
At least, this is the rumor. King,
Whose image has just appeared before us,
As you know, won once
Ruler Norwegians Silikbrasa.
And now his successor, Jr. Silikbras,
Collected throughout Norway squad for the "meter"
Ready to fight thugs. Preparations
This goal - by force, with the hard drive in
Hands, drunken father to return the monitor ...
Tornardo
Well, vodka was finished. It's time to shoot
Watch. Here's my advice:
Pose of Lord Sinclair in popularity
About the vision. What do you think?
Modemm
Actually you can. And besides there
I know where to find it now
Leave.
Scene 2
Reception hall in the castle. Enter the King,
Queen, Sinclair, Pentiony, Lamert and
Formation.
King
Although the death of his brother Sinclair native
Enough RAM and all of us should zaNALTitsya
And format of the screws, but
In a difficult moment will ROMs, and therefore
We will grieve, do not forget about yourself ...
With that and decided to take the motherboard
A sister, but now our queen.
Now the second. Sneaky Silikbras not honoring
Us anything at all, and assuming
That after the death of Sinclair, we have
The collapse of the configuration and full of viruses,
Vozmnil things about myself that bothered us,
Demanding the return of stolen like
Our technology. All this must stop.
And to that end, I announce to you the next
Upgrade. Let the peasants with taxes
Download for the year ahead - we'll buy them
Megahertz, gigabytes and has been with us ...
Now Lamert. Hear what's new?
Dealt with the request, what is it, Lamert?
Lamert
Here's the thing: I ask permission
In the second Duma members sbatsat, sir ...
King
Looking for happiness, good luck, Lamert!
Way they like, kill time.
Well, as our Sinclair, a close Proc son?
Sinclair
(Aside)
And even very close, unfortunately.
King
Again, the protective screen I see on the monitor?
Nice to see and praiseworthy, Sinclair,
How to give you a bitter duty to his father. However,
Men are not worthy of this grief.
Prudent to deny progress eh?
Compliment the six kilos screen
Have RU-5 Zamesto SIMM'ov,
And enjoy the buggy TR-DOS'om?
Is not it easier pisyuhu juzat
And "Man" feel?
Here is your mother the same opinion, listen to
It is our PC - your PC. Farewell to think
On my board ...
All except Sinclair, leave.
Sinclair
Oh, if my hardware,
Could melt, disappear, rust!
Oh, if the creator is not listed
In the sins of suicide! My God!
How paltry, flat and dull
I think the whole range of its software!
O abominable! How nevypoloty garden
Unleash grass - overgrown with weeds.
With the same plenum world
Filled the rough start.
How does all this happen?
Two months since he died ... Two would not.
So your computer! Bright Apollo!
Includes Spektratsio, Modemm and Tornardo.
Spektratsio
Revered, Lord!
Sinclair
Glad to see you healthy,
Spektratsy! Whether to believe his own eyes?
Spektratsio
The same, Lord, your faithful to drive the coffin.
Sinclair
What a drive! We are just friends. What you
From abroad has brought?
Spektratsio
Dear lord, the location of the vodka.
Sinclair
Your enemy is not answered b so much about you,
And you're my best not torment Proc
Zaglyuchivanem himself. I know you:
You are not completely wino. Why come here?
Here you will learn to drink.
Spektratsio
I came to the funeral of your father.
I saw him again: handsome PC!
Sinclair
He was a computer in every sense of the word.
Already I have one more to be seen!
Spektratsio
Imagine the Lord, he was here tonight.
Sinclair
Was? Who?
Spektratsio
King, your father.
Sinclair
My father? Where have you seen him?
Spektratsio
At the site where there is security.
Sinclair
Yes I'm in fault, teams can not find!
Spektratsio
I assure you that this is true.
Sinclair
I will be with you at night, take a bottle -
Maybe he will come.
Spektratsio
Then it is better two.
Sinclair
Well, go to the store.
Everyone leaves.
Scene 3
Room in the house Pentioniya. Includes Lamert and
Amigo.
Lamert
Vind running, look there, sister!
Promise not to go to the keyboard
A mouse in general, I will hide from you.
Amiga
Do not doubt it, so you ...
Lamert
A Sinclair, flirting - nonsense!
Think of them glitches, pranks SOFTa,
No more.
Amiga
Do not believe it!
Lamert
You're so much grief primesh and shame
When he ATTIC and yield, this
You'll be sorry. He viruses suddenly you
Infect, he's that - food chopped,
That's it! And clean it again, but you also
Forever fail ... Your sweet drive
It does not endure rough GMDshek. And in addition,
Monitor your eyes he laid.
Included Pentiony
Pentiony
You're still here, Lamert? It has long been cool
Chainsaw and faithful waiting for bleed. Threatening
Kiberdemony brazenly that "make" you. "
Lamert
Damn! Then I ran. Farewell
Amigo and remember what was discussed.
Lamert leaves.
Pentiony
What was it, amigo, do you have?
Amiga
Item - Lord Sinclair, if you like.
Pentiony
Oh, indeed? This is handy. I have heard how
If your attention he is spoiled. And if
It's true, I must warn you. But
Answer me: what is between you? Just do not
Cunning.
Amiga
With me many times he indulged in a soft,
Processor promised as collateral.
Pentiony
The security deposit? What are you meaning in such things!
And how you reacted to it, so called
Liens?
Amiga
I do not know what to think of me about them.
Pentiony
Well, I've learned: you ask them to continue to pledge
Expensive, for example, bucks, green,
Cabbage, well, in case of emergency, UAH. A
Then, bringing it all in a pun, stay
You're in durah.
Amiga
He is a confirmation of his words are always
I swear almost keyboard.
Pentiony
It's all nonsense and chatter! When he wanted to
I upgrade, then I remember the promises
Crumbled, too. And then what? Solid
Brakes! Believe me, I only kind you want
Therefore, forget about Sinclair, okay?
Amiga
I obey.
Scene 4
Platform before the castle. Enter Sinclair
Spektratsio and Modemm.
Sinclair
What time is it?
Spektratsio
Nearly # 0C.
Tubes, cannon shots, drunken shouts
are heard offstage.
Spektratsio
What does this mean, Lord?
Sinclair
The king is not sleeping - thumps up to fall, but with
The morning. And just to Dry a new bottle,
Reported by the thunder of guns as a victory.
Spektratsio
What is this, a custom?
Sinclair
Fortunately, yes - a custom, and one that
It would be better to take care so to multiply.
Such drinking, rasslavlennye to the east and
West, covered with glory us in foreign lands.
There's our nickname - "Schwein" and "alkashnya" ...
At this time, is the Ghost.
Spektratsio
Here he is a ghost!
Sinclair
Holy shit! I hovered in the form of such
Gluck, these are the cross! But however, require
Response. Who you are, why was and why
So much do you like my dad?
Ghost
Then came the hour when I should lamer
Cursed to betray themselves in flour.
Sinclair
Poor spirit!
Ghost
Do not regret, but entrusting all my soul and
Hear.
Sinclair
Listen to you - it is my duty.
Ghost
And take revenge, when you hear everything.
Sinclair
What? Deviate to the side.
They go to the side.
Ghost
I am the spirit of your father's mother, at a certain period
Condemned to wander. Listen, if you
And really liked ever for me,
Avenge my foul murder!
Sinclair
And my uncle said that if you have bitten
Snake ...
Ghost
Oh, and if you only knew that that snake now
Crown thy father.
Sinclair
I knew that it was my uncle!
Ghost
Pisyuk it disgusting that he was dead! Forever
He would hang in a terrible bug! Case
Was. When I played Tetris,
He crept quietly up to me and poured
On my computer compote cup mean.
Then rained sparks, smoke went zaglyuchil
Comp awful. And I'm a time to really
The level of finishing last ... Not
I was able to withstand attack - myocardial me
Enough is enough. And so here I am, and died without the
parking and Was sent on Judgement Day with all
Crimes in the neck. I ask you now
I am, if you are - my son, as revenge for me!
And I must go, too close to dawn. Farewell
And remember me!
Sinclair
On the sky, the earth, one in the bargain?
Mat-T-Th ... Wait, heart, whoa, do not
Tuck his legs under me, hold on
Right! I said that three bottles
There will be plenty ... What is there that the spirit of
weaving? Ah! "Remember Me"? Well, I remember -
Will purge the memory, the screw otformachu and bytes
Large write down there: "Remember yourself, il
About me? .. "Well, God be with him. But what in fact
Uncle! What's with him now I sderu
Mogorych ... So, and where my disk is
Should be written. (Write)
Spektratsio and Modemm
Lord! Lord! Lo8d Sinclair, where are you?
Sinclair
Yes, here I am, you blind or what?
Modemm and Spektratsio fit.
Modemm
And tell me, Lord, we argued with
Spektratsiem without you: "Was there a spirit? .."
Spektratsio
For me - so was not!
Modemm
Well, I have a bad connection right now, but still
I think that something like Barabashka
It was here recently.
Sinclair
So, here's what I tell you: swear that
Nothing you have seen here!
Modemm
Why is it necessary, Lord?
Sinclair
Then, if spill the beans to someone
We consider all drunkards. You in the LTP
Will be, but I will encode the type
CRC, I have a passion like I do not like!
Spektratsio and Modemm
Oh, indeed, well, swear
To help us ...
Sinclair
No, not so, I swear on the bottle!
Spektratsio and Modemm
We swear age on us not to be seen!
Sinclair
Okay, now let's go, it's time to sleep.
Leave.
Act 2
Scene 1
Room in the house Pentioniya. Includes Pentiony
and Vindoldo, his servant.
Pentiony
That bucks and floppy for him Vindoldo.
Vindoldo
Served, my lord.
Pentiony
Yes, it was used well before your appointment,
Darling, raznyuhat like it there yourself
Leads. It would be nice in some tavern
Put a few bottles for free and
Find out what rumors go there about him ...
Yes, tell me, for example, that you know it
As foul-mouthed and alkanavta.
Vindoldo
Why?
Pentiony
Why? What a fool you, brother! Then, to
I have evidence. Want my Lamert
Upgrade, and I told him - eat me! Bummer. You,
Like, if something and then something so something to something
Like a pig get drunk, drunk fathers money
And now you upgrade? Well, all right?
Vindoldo
A-ah, came, my lord.
Pentiony
Well, then - on the road!
Yes, look no blundered!
Vindaldo leaves. Includes Amigo.
Pentiony
Well, amigo, what do you say?
Amiga
My God, I'm all trembling with fear!
Pentiony
Why would it? You, by chance, not slammed
Does it screw my ???!!!
Amiga
Oh no, what have the screw? I format
Floppy disk. Sinclair enters. No hat, no
Gloves, without braces. Stockings-to-toe and
My God ... fly was open! All
Blue, and his face was swollen.
Pentiony
From the mad passion?
Amiga
No, rather the vodka.
Pentiony
What did he say?
Amiga
Yes, muttering something unintelligible about
Ghosts of some, and then suddenly seemed to
Remembered that and ran off ...
Pentiony
Come with me, look for a king. Here
Explicit explosion love hangover. So
Not long crazy. In general, I see that it is necessary
On you to marry him. I figured that Sinclair
Frivolous, but apparently, did he fool.
Its just we obloposhim: rr-time - and you
His wife! And there, staring, and Queen ...
Come on.
They leave.
Scene 2
Room in the castle. Enter King, Queen,
Megahertz, gigabytes and suites.
King
Greetings to you, and Megahertz Gigabytes! In addition to
Thirst to see you before us, made you
Cause and need. Until you came, perhaps,
News, Sinclair has changed ...
Megahertz
Oh yeah, we know!
King
So, he remembered little else you
Now we know it? Yet I ask you
To him walk, talk, and how would
By chance, an old friend, about
Progress to have a conversation with him ...
GB
All will be as you wish, sire.
Megahertz and gigabytes go. Included
Pentiony.
King
What do you say to us, man?
Pentiony
I know that I assure you?
Queen
No, but really, what?
Pentiony
And what ... What ... Damn, well, you must,
Forgot! All senile sclerosis, damn!
King
What are you, mock us?
Pentiony
God forbid! Now I remember ... A-ah, well
I am about your son came. And that's what
I know was: in love with it in my daughter
Amigo. And as to communicate with him I told her
Banned, Lord Sinclair was losing weight,
Fade and wither ...
King
So why all this booze! I
Suspect ...
Queen
Shall not be so hasty, my friend! Better we
Verify whether it was true all this?
King
And how can we check?
Pentiony
Very simple. Lord Sinclair is on
Gallery, often haunting. You hide, and I
Well talk to him, and after we had left
From Amigo "alone" ...
King
Yes, yes, but themselves in the key-hole
Podsmotrim ...
Pentiony
Well, hide, and that's the Lord is coming.
King, queen retinue go out.
Hamlet enters.
Pentiony
How is my Lord Sinclair?
Sinclair
O.K.O.B.
Pentiony
You know me, Lord?
Sinclair
Excellent. You are a representative of the Canadian firm.
Pentiony
No, really!
Sinclair
Then it does not hurt you used to be as smart.
Pentiony
Smart, Lord?
Sinclair
Yes, be smart - on our times means
be the only one in a hundred thousand.
Pentiony
Perfectly true.
Sinclair
And if you have any money?
Pentiony
Uh-uh, you know, I remembered that I had
there is a very urgent matter. Enable
retire?
Sinclair
Go ahead, go ahead ... Oh, those old fools!
Includes Megahertz and Gigabytes.
Megahertz
Greetings to you, Lord.
GB
Hello!
Sinclair
Hello, pal! Why come here
Where?
Megahertz
We are just out of the zone. You know, Lord, because
The whole world - prison.
Sinclair
And for you, by chance, did not send?
GB
In fact, send us repeatedly ...
Sinclair
Then, and I went go-ka ... for vodka!
Megahertz
Gladly, Lord, but ...
GB
Hitch in respect of finance ...
Sinclair
You will say at the kiosk that you sent ...
King.
Megahertz
And if you do not pass?
Sinclair
"Tax" Think about if I teach
You, or what?
GB
Everything is clear, we went.
Sinclair
However, stay in the zone they are not
Affected negatively - stout, though
Pigs and vodka in them now, perhaps,
More include ...
Everyone leaves.
Act 3
Scene 1
Room in the castle. Sinclair pacing the
room back and forth.
Sinclair
To drink or not drink? That is the question!
Worthy of Mademoiselle, "retreating" vodka
Blows of fate? Ile must have
Resistance and death struggle with a
Sea of troubles away from her? Zabuhat?
Get drunk? And to know that these cuts short circuit
Heart pains and a thousand hardships inherent
Body. This is not a desirable goal? Get drunk.
Forget sleep drunk to dream - that's
Worthy goal. But enough words. Amigo, you
Remember me in your prayers ...
Leaves. Behind the curtains and leave the King
Pentiony, overhear the conversation of Sinclair.
King
(Thoughtfully)
Love? He's obsessed with is not it! He
Cherishes the dark corners of my soul
Far more dangerous ideas ... To
In time to prevent disaster in Russia let
Sail at once and let it age a
Die. What do you think?
Pentiony
Oh, yes! Let them swim! Will not last long
He was tormented there - sopetsya once and acquire
Peace forever ...
King
So be it! Go-ka to the queen, let
With him she would speak, let the morality of
Honors, chided and depict a rainbow
Colors Ride to Russia.
Pentiony
Well.
Scene 2
Queen's Bedroom. Enter the Queen and
Pentiony.
Pentiony
Lord Sinclair has now come to you, so you
His push to the wall, let the reins
Their antics, the king ordered him to
Retell, act abruptly!
Pentiony hiding behind the carpet. Included
Sinclair.
Sinclair
Well, mate ... Bird, what you can do for you?
Queen
Why do you insult my father, Sinclair?
Sinclair
Father? Yes he's dead, how to insult
Can I have it? Strange ...
Queen
You're not a fool Kosi! Do not talk to me
How ignorant!
Sinclair
You ask how a hypocrite.
Queen
What does this mean, Sinclair?
Sinclair
What do you want?
Queen
Do you remember who I am?
Sinclair
Remember, these are the cross! You are the queen in marriage
With her husband's brother and to my regret,
Mother ... mine.
Queen
No, let others speak to you!
Sinclair
Do not move! Sit down. I do not let you go,
Put the scanner in front of you, you're in it yourself
See through.
Queen
What are you up to? He gave me zapatchit!
Stay away! Help! SOS!
Pentiony
(Carpet)
Hey, watch! Antivirus, here!
Sinclair
(Pulling from his pocket ax)
Ah, so? Then click? Get!
Beats butt on the carpet.
Pentiony
(Carpet)
Killed! That Holy smoke!
Declining, and tugging down, dying.
Queen
What have you done?
Sinclair
Is not there a mouse?
Queen
How cruel you are! Oh, what a crime!
Sinclair
Mazday! Not more than killing the king and
Engagement with the husband's brother ...
Queen
Murder the king? What do you mean?
Sinclair
(Throws rug finds Pentioniya)
Farewell, restless, stupid penguin! Thee I
Mixed up with someone more important. You see,
Fussiness to no good. And you sit down,
Hand break is not necessary, it will not help.
Queen
What have I done that you
So rude to me?
Sinclair
You have done such ... that quench
Sincerity and shame rogue truth
Rash appears on the forehead of innocence and
Purity that obezdushivaet agreements and
Makes an empty set of words rites of the Church.
Queen
Oh, you're about it ... Well, wrong! With whom did not
It happens. But I pray regularly and
Homeless bottles of beer given away.
Sinclair
Well, okay, you then good night, but
Do not go to his uncle, corrected. And what
Until Pentioniya, I remove it and he will answer
For this corpse. Out of pity I have to be
Severe. The killings began, prepare
The new ... By the way, because I was in some
Russia send. Have you heard?
Queen
Yes, I forgot. This is decided.
Sinclair
Two other schools have long zapropili
My dead body, and triumph, are rubbing their hands.
Well, well, still look at that game.
Here I would need someone to clean. Stole-ka
In the shadow of these guts, good night,
Mother!
Leaves, dragging his leg Pentioniya.
to be continued ...
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