Track: KaKoB IZVRAT?! ;) Orig by Zhuki
Author: Macros/Kotlas town. Fressshhh...
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This article was taken from a magazine "Ha-
ker"Binary John'om.
Hacker/Zapadlostroyeniye
A short course in Western construction for beginners
fighting or conducting guerrilla activities
against a neighbor.
Klim Sobakin (mimino@writeme.com)
My neighbor is a radio amateur. Besides this-
wow, the guy is technically literate, what?
usually expressed in constantly burning out
light bulbs and traffic jams throughout the entire entrance.
For his zeal for technical sciences he is incomparable.
repeatedly “put on sight”, that is, according to
eyes, resolutions of the residents of the entrance. He doesn't
calmed down and continued experiments.
Actually, what does this have to do with
to Western construction? Here's what: what are you
you will do to a person who with his ne-
creative actions with electricity
will permanently burn your computer?Right.
This is not a tenant. I came to this conclusion
when horror and hatred gave way to cold
rage. To begin with, I went to this Samo-
Delkin and in a friendly manner demanded
compensation of damage. He laughed in my eyes
and said: “Look, it’s a hacker!
We need to put pressure on such hackers." And that's all
same spirit. I didn’t swear, I just kept quiet
left, but plans for revenge were brewing!
Now read carefully, everything below-
the recipes listed were specially selected
wounds for cormorants like you, but know,
that a real zapodlyanschika, like
hacker, no name. The first commandment of the west is
lostroeniya: "Don't shine!"
First, the old-fashioned methods.
I started without much imagination - with “for-
tramp". The recipe for this wonderful entertainment
ancient - you will need very
stupid things: newspaper and ordinary
big pile, let's not be afraid of this word,
shit. The pile needs to be placed on the mat
in front of the victim's apartment, after
making sure that the “client” is at home, carefully
cover with newspaper and set it on fire. Then boldly
ring the doorbell and... the effect is amazing -
the victim begins to extinguish the flames of war at home
him with a slipper, unaware of the fragrant and
sticky filling.
It's time to remember the second rule
zapadlostroeniya: "Built zapadlo - they say-disappear quickly!"
Not a tenant.
The next number you need to go to
Internet, find well visited boards
advertisements, for example www.job.ru, and
place an advertisement there, for example,
that “it doesn’t matter what’s on sale, but it’s very
cheap" and give the enemy's phone number. I have the phone number
got it with the help of a friend who just
I recognized him at the housing office. So, based on the results of the second
th act - the telephone line began to talk -
lie. For greater delight, the same TV
the background was placed in all kinds of telecon-
ferences, like the number of BBS, working circle-
scrappy and containing tons of the freshest
wareza. The process has begun. But to celebrate
it was too early for trouble, because the third rule
the leader says: “Be persistent, but
neat." On the walls of all nearby schools
notices were posted about the opening of
new and completely free computer
new club, which is located where? Pra-
right! At the same treasured address! And,
Surprisingly, people came out in droves!!!
Constantly bursting with a barrage of calls
telephone, which was perfectly audible through
wall, a constant stream of freeloaders
gave no rest to the ill-fated neighbor. Sco-
he stopped opening the door when he called,
then the moment comes to pick up the
hand tool that will allow you to re-
cut wireselectric bell and
short-circuit them, after which the call starts
work continuously.
Tortured to death.
But if the neighbor doesn't like children, that's
does not mean that he is indifferent to women
us... So, after preliminary research
I had information about
that call girls come in case
confirmation of address and telephone number. Cool down
the phone problem was solved by finding
cell phone and the "legend" about the new
an area where there are no telephones. Also temporary
the intercom was disabled by
placing a metal corner in
door. And then, when everything was ready, no
sparing some amount for outgoing
multiple calls were ordered to the neighbor
paid fans with a period of appearance
niya 15 minutes. All night he ran from
bed to the door, where it is far unfriendly
configured visitors did not recommend with
joke with them. Victory was close. I'm sweating
I washed my hands while preparing the “Egg” zapadlo.
Ugh... Well, you stink!
For it you will need a regular one-
a non-raz syringe and a few rotten eggs.
The contents of the egg must be carefully scooped into
the syringe itself and also gently squeeze it out
calico soundproofing upholsterytwo-
ri. If you don't want to bother with eggs, blow on
the nearest pharmacy and buy a pack of guides
ropirita. Then rush to "Cultural Goods" for
photo fixer (any one will do). Try it
what will the mixing of these two ingredients lead to?
dients in equal proportions. I don't think so
how long can you endure this enchanting
aroma. How to apply - I think I can guess -
eating. In your spare time, think about
fourth rule: "Material part
need to know!"
Car crap.
The car is the best testing ground for
janitor Two reliable barn locks are secured
took a worthy place on door handles
neighboring "eight", which brought down the self-
th neighbor is despondent. As it turned out in
further, the mishap ended amicably
ridicule of the enemy by his friends and complete
dismantling doors in a car service center. As soon as
the car again took its most worthy place
place under my windows, it’s time to re-
decide to fire harassing fire.
At this point you will have to immediately
forget about empty bottles, pneumatic
rifles, bricks, firecrackers, swaps from
axle shafts, which, of course, can be omitted
push with some acceleration onto the roof of the car
from the ninth floor, but such actions are not
compatible with the high title of Zapadlostro-
ruler, for they are at odds with the fifth order
witch: "Honorcriminal code."
Company, rise!
So, for harassing fire
you will need a basin of water, several ha-
net and fishing line. From the newspaper you need
roll into a tight ball the size of a child's
head, wrap it with fishing line, tie it
still the same fishing line, but thicker, for lifting
lump up and wet the finished weapon in
basin. Without pressing, throw it at the roof of the car
us. With proper dexterity, a wet sound will be heard
There's a loud bang and the alarm goes off.
In order not to leave evidence, the projectile must be sub-
on a fishing line for later use
vaniya. Repeat as necessary. to me
managed to call a neighbor for an encore 5-7
once an hour under a choked, silent, but
the mighty laughter of my friends, interspersed
washed by rolling on the floor. To enhance the effect
you can generously lubricate the door handles
car, for example, toothpaste, because
at the moment when the car enthusiast decides
look into the salon, it will be completely
demoralized. The car alarm does not work
may go unnoticed by other members
"society". This morning I was surprised to notice
on the hood of the neighbor's Pepelatsa there are considerable
the size of the stone that was pressed against the
squeak demanding to stop immediately
Get the car out of here as if it's interfering with sleep.
The "brick" hint was quite transparent.The neighbor ran in horror, the car was
tavlen, which, of course, deprived me and
my company is a pleasure to spend more
one fun night, but at the same time
gave me another opportunity.
Where did you buy such a trailer?
Through a short metal
cable and bicycle combination lock
enemy vehicle, overpowered
heading towards the garbage containers was
immediately assigned to one of them.
So, in the morning, the neighbor got a trailer.
Surrender, you are surrounded!
Required some time investment
finding out the route of the enemy's movement on the ground
bot, but it paid off. Man
crossed the whole of Moscow twice every day,
that there was no way not to use it. For
half an hour before the experimental subject is moved to the stage
to the bot from the pay phone was fired
call at 02, accompanied by shouts at
the topic of vehicle theft on the main
zakh owner. All questions about
body and engine numbers immediately
were interrupted by new cries that
the documents “left” with the car. A
difficulties with license plate number, model, color
and there was no owner's full name. The phone promised
take action... The neighbor returned late
very sad in the evening and didn’t use itthe car is still a week and a half away.
Can you tell me how to get to the library?
He started walking! Thought it was
safe. No matter how it is! Tracked down and
a pedestrian taken by surprise - that's it
for a competent Western builder. Group
there were 12 of my friends
mobilized on the streets of the capital and deployed
Lena on one of the most likely
sections of the target's route. When
the appearance of the intended person in the field of vision
he was given a simple, uncomplicated
question. There wouldn't be anything funny about that...
go, if this did not happen every
last 30 seconds.
But you shouldn’t stop there either.
When your beloved neighbor stopped looking nervously
fight and run around the corners of buildings, on the road
on the freely crowded street, he relaxed and
walked around, sightseeing -
telnosti. And behind him, at a distance of a meter
one and a half, the same 12 people with
stone faces. Passers-by were crying.
Hello, I'm a killer. You are not for now
nyaty?
The final chord was an idea, not
quite safe, but nevertheless... Pe-
right next to the neighbor's door, on the landing
ke, 3 human were drawn with chalk
silhouette, several
cartridge cases(you can use used or new)
new noise cartridges that sell -
at any gun store). On top
all this disgrace was covered with a layer of diluent
lentil ketchup and a little diluted vo-
doi gouache. The flight of stairs itself was
carried by red and white striped cellophane
tape found at a nearby construction site.
Early in the morning, a neighbor looked out, maybe
awakened by atypical for such times
noise in front of his door. Residents' reaction
at his appearance was indescribable. This
there was a victory.
Victory Day! The smell of gunpowder...
In the evening, after work, at my door
called. There was a neighbor on the other side,
and formally dressed. My first
thought - they will beat you. But I still have the door
opened. The neighbor smiled and held in his hands
a bottle of vodka. Then I thought that he had done
barks me an offer. But no, he came
put up forever, broken by the brave
the pressure of technical thought and youthful enthusiasm
Zapadlostroiteley's road. And therefore, since
you've read it so far, remember the last thing
and the main rule of Western construction: "Do not
be vindictive!"
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