Let's laugh - Scribe NS.

Track: Origin: Tatoo 'q soshla s uma'  
Author: Rmx by Macros, 03/07/2001, Kotlas  
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         Electronic version in            
         pagemaker format.            


 Is five a lot or a little?              

                        And at my school 
                       Russian language 
                       nowhere above go- 
                       there was no face...   

 Really, is this a lot or a little? Well,
if we hold out just as long, then bu-
kids finally rulez. And so...                 
 You have never issued a printed
publication?  I don't. But that's not the point. Here
I also have personal problems, work on
game (!!!), in about five years I'll have it
let's release. Yes, I do it all andde-
I bark. What am I talking about? Oh yes! Much good
I received gifts after the release
number four! And recently...      
 One user from Tver wrote to me (Doors?
Vindoze, or what?), which is in the Voy store
lock" (NumLock? What, they sell cyberboards?) pro-
give pirated copies of my publication!Kra-
juicy xeroxed, just like on a laser
printed out on the printer (and why am I on
Do I print on a matrix?), this is not good. Nekra-
gray! I will swear!                     
 Well, guys,you've covered the entire platform
ruin! Yes. That's it, and nothing else.   
 Well, users, why do you feel sorry for some fifty dollars?
How much for one issue of my publication? But neither
one penny did not go towards my personal needs!
Everything went to pay for the internet. By the way,
who is the internet if all the women are on it?
are they leaving?  We need to hit him over the head and
kick out of our party. You look, and with
things will go faster with a game.             
 I wanted something else... Oh, yes! In kind, I
I'm holding a competition!  Look first
track and sector on which this is recorded
article.  Then in BASIC type PRINT
RND*159,RND*15. And if everything matches
- then you won a case of beer! Run to
nearest store, buy a box, and ra-
sulk!  II won too. From 286th
times! Now I've finished my tenth bottle...
eta... So what am I talking about? Oh, fingers on the keys
don't hit... x(ffx('rekhugyeufygaiur
tsseyidfisuudok...                        


 Help me!                                

                     Pamagite, panima!

 Our absentee reader writes to us (as
this?).  So, let's see what he writes here.
Uh-oh, I don’t understand anything, the twelfth bu-
back, after all... Well, okay, I’ll take it now
I’ll scan the letter and then translate it into word.
du. So let's get started...                   

 Hello!  In short, closer to the point. U
my computer died and I urgently need it
new.  And since I have no money, I will tell you
I'll give a printer, a hand scanner,
rat and dead percent.  And you give me a computer. And
describe its configuration in detail so that
came with a streamer, a midi adapter, and
at least 128 Mb fast ram. Oh, almost
I forgot - I can give you another fan from the attic
drag it in, like a cooler. That's it. Sbra-
send messages to my pager.        

Ed: For saving purposes... ik... address
We do not provide a pager. We don't have it
and probably you too...            


ADDRESSMANIA (come or die!)             

                          Well, here we come!
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                -+-- Unforgotter/xYz. -+-
  - - -+ 

 Who are you?  Who am I? Ugh... In general,
closer to the point. Since lately I
I began to forget more and more often...                
Ed: and me too...                       
...addresses of my comrades. For example, you-
they will launch exess a new game, I should go
punch them in the face, but I forgot where to go! Or
here they are again announcing the release of their
magazine...                               
Ed: oh, brrr... this was not enough! 
...and you have to go and knock them on the head, huh
where to go... Oh, damn, I remembered! Kazan!
Made in Kazan! We need to write it down, otherwise it will happen again
I'll forget...                                
Ed: and where the hell is Kazan?            
Well, in short, here is a form, fill it out
and send it to me. All.                   
Ed: damn, write your address
I forgot!                                   

 Form to fill out:                   

Your name [ ............................. ]
Your nick [ ... ]                         
Group [ (pop/rock/rave) ]                
Address [ ............................. ]
Gender [ (percentage) ]                    
Which language do you not know [ ............ ]
Worst time to come [ ............ ]

                          The end.         


 Sketches.                                  

                        What is this, huh?


 Oh, guys, I wish I could fall off my chair. Already
I finished 16 bottles. And if I fall - on the floor
Well Kaktus curled up... Here you go
I'll take the scissors and...                      

;moves to the next line on the screen.    
;! the program can be used with !      
;! displaying sprites on the screen with !          
;! pixel accurate!!! !             
;! think, cool?! !                 
;                                        
      ld a,b                             
      or c       ret z                              
      ld a,b                             
      and c                              
      ret z                              
      ld a,b                             
      XOR C; !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!             
      ret                                


 Размышления об идеальном маздае.        

                      Шоб у тебя на компе
                      винды стояли!      

 Мужики...  Третьими  будете?.. А, тады я
ета...  спать... таво... пошёл... А, нет!
Нада вам про маздай написать.            
 Оно  конечно  лучше,  ежели у вас маздай
стоит  95-ый, но если он 98-ой - это тоже
неплохо. Ну а коли он NT - ваще круто!   
 Тока  если  у вас Unix, вы ко мне близко
не подходите...                          
 В общем, что должен уметь идеальный маз-give me? Run BASIC files!!! Format
get a hard drive!!! Translate docs and
html's in ASCII the first time you click on
them. Well, of coz, stop the propeller without
head parking                        
 Well, is that enough? I think it's quite good. Well
now - ....                            
Hrrrrrrrr......                       

New linoleum!                         

                    Wai du yu edge, Vitas,
 Wai du yu edge.       
                    Vai, Vitas,          
                    Vai, Vitas,          
                    Hey, pour it!        

 Uh! What?! Where?! A-ah... Phew!... Good morning-
ro... Or what, evening? Paazhi, I have a hangover right now-
I love... .... .... Oh, good.    
 What's good? New linoleum! Yesterday
I just laid it down.  Yellow, like... Like
Kaktus! By the way, Kaktus, how are you?          
 Well, what did I want to tell you? Oh, well
yes!  With what we step on the new linoleum.
I don’t know who is with what, but I am with a pile of bottles.
Damn, if onlydon't drink every day, I would
I made the game a long time ago.  Kaktus, why are you...
are you drinking? Do you want to drink?                       


 Virtual jug.                        

                   You guys, don't go there.
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                        -+-- Vatman --+- 
                               - - --+  

 16 bit FAT! Mazda!!!                   
 Anyway, I'll keep it short.                 
 Goodwin, great and terrible,               
 He was a cool teapot.                    
 Could have written a virus                      
 One byte long.                       
 And could cure any computer               
 From the virus.                              
 For this he everyone                       
 Took me out of the room                      
 And clicked on some                   
 Secret button.                       
 After this the propeller stopped,        
 Then it started again,                 
 Then he clicked for a minute,                    
 And then Goodwin launched                 
 Everyoneback to the room.                 
 At first he was a lame                   
 Connected to the Internet                  
 Using a tape recorder.                  
 But then I bought a moped                   
 And from the tape recorder                        
 I made a streamer.                        
 Goodwin could collect                      
 Active speakers                        
 On one transistor                    
 And they worked.                         
 Like this.                                


 Reader to reader (aka behind the bottle) 

                      Words ofcoz and becoz
 written without        
                      soft sign.     
 Well, lamers, fuck it!  bill gates
came!!!  In short, you don't know anything about
gibberish. Finally, there is no such word
"release".  And even the words "release". Is there
the word "rlz". Got it, idiots?!          
 Sapiens fat!                            


Spike fak. I was sitting on the monitor...


 Told by Grandfather Mazda                
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 I’m sitting in the barn one day, thinking. A piece of paper in
I crumple my hands. Suddenly, out of nowhere, fer-
measures are in progress. Apparently, need also took over. Via
I see a crack - it goes to my toilet. Well I
while here this and that - I hear him yelling, how not
I know who.  And I’m wondering where the pitchforks are
lived?  Just now I searched all over - no. Yes and
instead of paper I put sandpaper there
on. Why did he go there?                

 Told by pkUNZIP                   
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 In short, this was the case here... Ask-
Should I then unpack the archive? Well I
and I ask where to unpack it? A
and they answer me: “Well, there’s no need for the table -
if you scratch it, don't put it on the floor either - wash it
will have to.  You write on paper, on paper
forge!"                                

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 Advertising.                                

I am selling a computer MAZDAI 1024/ЗSC/Slow.
Spectrum elephant, made in Korea.          


 How to buy "Scribe"? It's very simple!
Send me fifty kopecks by registered mail, and
then, after a month, catch a fresh one
number from the Internet!                      

      The offer remains valid!       
 If you want to buy 10...20...30, yes
at least 100 numbers - no problem! Send
I still get the same fifty dollars. On the day of dispatch
money you can go online and download
as much as you like.                      

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