Track: :-Q A BoT He nOnCa eTo u Bce
Author: Macros, July 2K1, Kotlas
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Zaplo on the street
Author: Andrey Karolik
Finally the yellow pancake warms up
the top of the head. It's time to put on your fins and stomp on
street. Wrap a rag around your head so you don't
overheat. Preferably not sexually.
Pull on your favorite tights. And let's go
make fun of.
If you have glue like 'Moment', and
you don't mind a little money like ten
rubles, then listen here. Apply liberally
one of the sides with your moment and you show off
the whole thing is on the window on the first floor.
It’s good, of course, if he passes by
some busy road or
path. For some this piece of paper
will be interested, they don’t know about
'Moment' :). Imagine, you're sitting at home,
you drink sosa-sol. And then something knocks and
scrapesout the window. You look, and there’s a sucker
scratches money on your glass :). Relish
in uninterrupted interest from the outside
passers-by until the money is completely worn out
or intense removal of this economy
from the glass by the tenant. You can diversify
attaching it in the same way
little things. The tenant will be very happy to see
the world through a pile of ten-kopeck coins.
By the way, I haven’t tried to glue myself,
I wonder if it comes off :). At the end
after all, you have your own patient
fantasy, and you can glue anything you want,
starting from the iron and ending with the Murzik. Here
the main thing is that the glass can withstand and
'Moment'has dried up.
Hit of the season - attach something to
asphalt. First thought - again
trifle. Take a hundredth carnation (100 mm
in length) and punch it at home in advance
through a five-ruble coin, then
you go outside and look for a building like
store. Three meters from the main entrance
successfully hammering this whole thing into
asphalt and watch with a beer
maneuvers of passers-by. How they bend over
:). It seems that half
there is not enough population for complete happiness
exactly these five rubles. Everyone has methods
different:some with their feet, some with their hands :).
They will scratch, scratch and break off.
Human psychology is designed in such a way that he
I'm used to lifting when bending over. A
here non-standard version - people
are lost. Although there are resourceful people, they can
and bring the tool. But if you nail it
not in front of a grocery store in a remote area, but
in front of the central supermarket, then
you will enjoy for a long time :). Yes
old unnecessary slippers? There they are.
Nailed slippers in front of a shoe store
they look very good :). But in general they
look everywhere, even on the road. Before
an open well evokes strange
thoughts. In any case, the most interesting
- how passers-by will try to kick them
foot. Instead of slippers you can nail
felt boots or rubber boots. Payphones
- also a thing. Lubricate the tube generously
Vaseline. No, don't stick it anywhere
you need :). And write, saying the device is working
free. Duty device and that's it
such. Again it will be cool to glue
handset to the payphone itself. Glue is true
it will take a lot, butworth it
watch someone film
tube from the leg :).
Are there ponds nearby? Get the old one
clothes, the brighter the better. Fill
weed and other crap that
will float up. Sew it together to make it look like
dressed man and under the bridge. Some
dreamy ladies who love to stare with
bridge, there will be something to look at :). The most
It's funny that they're checking a pseudo-drowned man
no one will, but they will immediately call an ambulance.
The workers will come and try to get it,
and when they get it, they will be very happy :).
And how gullible people are. Do it
a dozen signs with an inscription like
products or sex, it’s at your discretion
:). Then carefully hang it all up
management and guide anyone
interested in the cliff or in
garages. It's cool to do something like this in
park or small fishing line. Well myself
you understand that walking is never enough
beer. Seeing beer signs, they're like an elephant
from the cartoon on the pipe ready to go where
whatever. Hang something at the end of the path
like 'hello fromPiglet'. Similar fennies
are also held with car enthusiasts. You can
easy to confuse with a sign
'repair' and 'detour there'.But this is for
suckers, they are still used on the road
special signs and special designations. But on
stores usually hang random
inscriptions. So the sign 'sanitary
day' will sharply reduce the influx of buyers
:).
Opinions:
and also clever: you take it from polystyrene foam
cut out a 'brick' and tie it on
to it an elastic band from panties and the other end
hold it in your hand...you stand on the side of the road where
somewhere near a construction site, for example, uncle
on a foreign car, well, you kind of hold it
a heavy brick and suddenly
you swing and throw at him, on
windshield! I would like to show him this face
then :) If he drives into a post with
I'm scared - the main thing is to get your feet done in time :)
YES so-so!!!!!! But about public transport
I made it cooler and more effective!!
I mean, I got on the bus with a friend, and he
asks you: So at your school?quarantine? immediate response!!!!! ;)
By the way, about payphones... Mona those places,
what you put on your face
sports ointment. this is a sight - id.t
dude, the right ear is the color of the USSR flag :)
Foooool shit.Old Old Old.
Cool! I'll try this sometime
do, especially with money on the glass
! (only I live on the 8th floor...)
Here it is, a flight of fancy!!! especially about
fill with WEED old clothes and drown them in
pond :)
stuck in the truck. The three of you come in and
conduct a conversation in a medium tone like: -yes
Don't be afraid, we were nervous the first time too
-just put your hand in his pocket -if you
If you don't do this, we'll force you
-when the truck slows down, I’ll hit it
I’ll fall on you and you put your hand in his pocket and
Don't be afraid. The main thing is not to choose big victims.
like /BULL/. Otherwise I didn’t calculate it later
I walked around with a sore ear for two days
Take a long juice packet,
cut off the bottom (top), insert
you put a brick, you leave the whole device
in the middle of the road... What are you doing,
when you have a juice box on the road
?...You play football...The desire to play
kicked in football
I've heard this somewhere before!!!!!!!!!! A
yeah, that's cool.And I made a joke the other day: I had
rag tiger toy, very expensive,
but old. And then I doused her with keyup and
placed in front of the pet store...
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