Track: 9 1/2 weeks in Wologda 4 Joker
Author: Macros, 03/06/2001, Kotlas, Russia
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(C) Grandfather Mazda
In general, kids, it was a long time ago, I
I was still little then. In general,
brought one goat to our kindergarten -
His name was Vanka. I didn't like him
right away, this Vanka. In general - for-
I thought I would get rid of this Vanka, if not from
of the entire kindergarten, then at least from our group
py. In general...
Once the teacher, Aunt Masha,
carried her hamster. Well, we know how
at a quiet hour everyone fell asleep, she was with the others
Mazda's colleagues went to the medical
ke thump. I decided not to waste time
lose.
There was a closet right next to the window. There's more outside the window
There was a slight drizzle of rain. It's so cloudy
there was a breeze. A cold breeze was blowing
into tightly closed windows. There, outside, ho-
It’s fine, but it’s warm in our kindergarten. I took it to
red paint in that cabinet, spat,
pulled her apart and walked towards
Vanka's bed. Sticking out from under the blanket
his leg. So uglywith splayed
fingers pointing in different directions. And he was sleeping
strong. I accidentally sneezed - and he even
the other side did not turn. In general, I'm like
I should have painted his foot red,
and while I was painting, there was even a little dirt on the floor-
fell, and a small puddle formed.
I also spat at her.
Then he began to draw footprints on the floor,
as if stretching from the toilet to Vankina
bed And his fingers, his fingers spread out
I also drew it. Then he went to the door
group and looked from afar - babble.
A bloody trail of one foot coming from the
summer to the bed.
Next is the most important part of the plan.
Kidnap a hamster that was waiting in the wings
in the bank on the manager's desk. Manager
spent her life stuck in her office, and you-
It was not so easy to lure her from there.
But luck was on my side. Still in the morning
I noticed that opposite the guard's closet
the light bulb was changed. The light bulb is long and white.
And they left the stairs there. And this lamp
lay at the very top of these stairs, on
site.
I moved this ladder to the side door
Ms. The door opened inward, which told me
it was only handy. Since Uncle Vasya
life in his closet fermented (and he also
repaired some furniture there), then the door from
the inside was locked. For greater effect I
tilted the ladder a little, so that it
her topshe ran into the door.
All that was left was to knock and
rush into the group, because from group to booth
no the manager was 10 meters away, no
more. Half a minute later there was a terrible sound
a roar through which swearing could be heard
Uncle Vasya. And usually, if he repairs the veran-
I'm at one end of the garden, and the nails are lying
on the other, you can hear it well: $^$&,
drag, yu''e(u', nails, u'y' sch_'e(b! And in
This time it was hard to hear him.
The manager flew out of the office like a bullet -
she had long suspected that Uncle Vasya was
was complaining at work - and went to him.
Meanwhile, I run into the office - no
hamster! But in the corner he’s sitting in a cage
a canary, or some kind of mouse - I really
didn't see it. Grab it and out the window.
Then he began to run out - I saw a jar with ho-
standing softly right at the door. Well I'll grab it
her, and to the group.
Since a lot of noise was made, we
they estimate there were two minutes left,
before Aunt Masha comes from first
floors. It was necessary to act quickly.
While I was still drawing traces to the toilet and about-
Well, I dropped quite a bit of paint on the floor
(I didn’t give a damn about it, I generally didn’t give a damn)
the shaft is then one and a half meters), what then
turned out to be a very good plus. Ho-
I put the meat in the closet, there was a box with
dry leaves, all sorts of blades of grass. A
I also threw a piece of plasticine there,to
the hamster ate. Paint, there's such a ma-
a lazy jar, like a balm "Red"
asterisk", I flushed it down the toilet, but my hands
I wiped Vanka’s blanket (look, how good
I figured it out before!).
And with a feeling of deepest satisfaction
fell asleep.
I woke up a couple of hours later, other children
you started to wake up, someone has already started
fool around in your bunks. I was also surprised
Why is Aunt Masha not there? And usually at four
it already smells like porridge, but today...
nya...
Some woman (not ours) came to the noise
teacher) and... for some reason closed
face with her hands, then opened it again, viz.
stung and ran away. After a few
seconds at the door of the group stood about
ten people, among them was Uncle Va-
Xia.
Slowly they began to approach the sleeping man
Vanka, Uncle Vasya has already extended his hands,
I was about to pull the blanket off him, when suddenly...
I saw bloody marks on this blanket (and
What if I wiped my hands on my blanket,
it would be off topic) and backed down.
And then some woman came running with a red
face, and seeing all this, she recited:
oh, I told you, we don’t need it. he has
in that kindergarten there was also some... he
there he brought some branches from the street, wh-
I fed them turnips, oh, I shouldn’t have...Vanka woke up from her screams. I'll make his face
should have seen it. He couldn't come to his senses
two hours. And at this time I ate heavily
porridge, (buckwheat!) gave Aunt Masha a show-
niya, like Vanka went to the toilet a couple of times,
he probably peed himself (I pretended that
didn’t understand what was wrong), and then he returned
I used an adult toilet, I was already screaming
I stung a little with happiness. At the children's
the toilets did not flush for the second day, and
adults use strictly
was forbidden, especially since there was such
what a booth, locked, but under it there was
you can get through. When I climbed, red
he probably spilled something, because when-
Yes, I told you all this, Aunt Masha, understand
nodded solemnly.
In general, it became calm later, I Vanka
haven't seen it since then. It worked out well, in
general. The hamster was later found, but Vanka
was no longer with us. If it weren't for my plastic
Lin, the hamster would have died of hunger. And so he
I also ate all sorts of leaves there. And then us
forced to go collect new blades of grass
all sorts of spikelets, then it’s all in books
dry. In general, we are occupied with all kinds of nonsense -
ut. We need to do something about this. In general...
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