Track: exess ispili samogona...
Author: Macros/Kotlas town. Hi to all
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Return of the critters.
One day I went to Tonus to
play DOOM. Of course, he won't be seen at home.
it started and I went to Virus, who, to
Luckily, I was at home. I suggested to him
go to Tonus's cottage so that...
to fight him for leaving home in
inappropriate time.
- Hooray! - Virus agreed. - I have
there's even an axe.
We sharpened the ax and hit the road -
the road. Along the way we tried the ax on
the sucker turned up and were delighted
from the bloody ham lying among our
legs We were delighted and continued on our way.
The sharp eye of Tonus saw and found a brutal
faces on the horizon and realized that it was necessary
get the vodka immediately. At this time
we approached the cottage.
- Come out, you vile coward! - Virus roared
and, without waiting for an answer, broke into
cottage
Soon screams and
crunch of bones, nowithstand the onslaught
sharp axe. After a while
an embarrassed Virus appeared on the threshold.
“It seems we are in the wrong house,” the transporter
he said.
“We’ll have to move on,” I answered.
We moved on. Approaching the cottage
We smelled Tonus' vodka.
- Maybe we can spare him? - inquired
matured Virus, throwing him over the fence
his axe, which along the way, it seems,
hurt someone, because someone's voice rang out
muffled scream.
“Perhaps we can spare him,” answered
I sniffed the air.
We burst into the cottage. He was already waiting for us
set table decorated with battles
vodka and snack. I couldn't resist this
no coder can resist. Forgiving Tonus
We learned a lot about all his mistakes. Then,
fortunately Tonus's cottage was healthy, we
decided not to go home, but to walk around
cottage.
- Is there a toilet here? - I asked,
when my bladder started to rupture
bubble
“He’s in the yard,” answered Tonus. - Such
It's a two-story house, you can't pass by it.
Of course, I found a toilet. It contained
even a basement, but it caught my attention
the gnawed corpse of some beast. This is for me
I didn’t like it and I ran into the house. By
on the way I imagined moving
enemiesin the roadside bushes. Then I
regretted that Virus was thoughtlessly thrown away
ax Finally running into the house, I locked
the door was all bolted and ran in search
Tonus and Virus.
- We need to close all the windows and doors, -
I screamed when I saw their drunken faces.
“You’re already cold and drunk,”
Virus answered me. - It's hot here and
There's no way we're going to close it.
- You don't understand. There are critters.
- I think you drank too much. Go
Wake up.
- I didn’t imagine it. Don't believe me, okay?
go and write about them yourself
staying in Tonus's toilet.
Virus, however, did not go anywhere, and so
As it was already night, we all went to bed,
after watching TV first. In the morning
we decided to get a hangover. Tonus got more
two bottles and we had a fun morning. For-
That made me want to go to the toilet again. But
when I entered it, it turned out that
there were more corpses. From
unexpectedly, I tripped and fell into
basement Fortunately, Virus also went to
toilet and, seeing what happened, helped
I need to get out.
“Here,” I said, pointing to the corpses. -
VA you didn’t believe me.
Here, near one corpse, something stirred.
something reminiscent of a toothbrush. This is nerves
Virus couldn't stand it.- Let's get out of here! - he wheezed. -
Let's bridle ourselves at Tonus's cottage and
let's watch TV.
We went home. Along the way I cursed
Tonus for putting the toilet in
half a kilometer from the cottage. Running past
Zonovsky lake we saw that on the beach
only gnawed corpses lie, and the rest
Surviving tourists swim to safety. K
Luckily, we managed to reach the cottage.
I barely had time to close the door when I
something hit it from the side.
- I'm a terrible toother! - was heard behind
There's someone wheezing at the door.
Having come to our senses, we recognized in this wheezing
los Vas, who decided to scare us.
However, he did not know that nearby
real critters are snooping around and he paid
for your daring trick, since we don’t
had no desire to open the door,
in order to save him. When Vas' screams
quieted down, I came to my senses.
- We must quickly lock all the windows and
doors. Maybe it's already here
some highway thief.
We locked all the windows and doors, but here in
there was a rustling sound in the closet. I hastily closed
the closet door with a key, but what was
it gnawed through the door and came out
out. Then I lifted the cabinet and brought it down
it on the head of this rat-like
creatures. Having removed the closet we saw thatthe creature will no longer harm anyone.
- It's just a rat! - laughed
Virus.
I took the "rat" and opened its mouth. Tama
such fangs stuck out that I would envy
the wolf himself. Seeing this pictorial Virus fell silent.
“I have a gun,” Tonus came to his senses.
- I'll bring it now.
He ran somewhere and soon returned with
shotgun and a box of cartridges. We
loaded it up and went to inspect it
cottage for discovery
critters who could get into
our citadel. Having shot a couple
We have kept the critters relatively safe
your position.
- I hope they can't break the window,
“like in the video,” he said hopefully
Virus, who was deathly afraid of rats.
- We installed bulletproof glass,
- Tonus boasted.
It was already getting dark outside when I decided
look out the window. We were waylaid by several
only the critters, the rest obviously want
they frolicked in other cottages.
“I hope they don’t damage the antenna,”
Virus was scared, afraid to miss
another series of cartoons.
- Don't be afraid, there are no more cartoons today
it will be because it's late and you have to go
sleep,” answered Tonus.
We had to spend the night again
Tonus. In the morning we decidedget over your hangover
and drank two more battles, after which
we remembered about the critters.
- What should we do on the computer now? -
asked Virus, remembering the inglorious
end of Vas'a.
“Prog,” I reassured him and looked out.
window.
The number of critters and their sizes are not
changed, which allowed us to hope for
no possibility of meeting with
overgrown teethers. We
got sad...
After some time, Virus remembered
that cartoons will start soon and quickly
ran to the TV. On TV
however, only interference was transmitted. Here
Virus was struck by a terrible thought.
- Did these creatures really ruin the antenna!?
- he screamed in a fit of rage.
And so it was. The remains of the antenna are visible
were in the yard.
- Oh, you turpentines! - the enraged man roared
Virus, taking up a shotgun.
Before Tonus could stop him,
Virus knocked out the vaunted bulletproof
glassed his head and began to take aim
fire at passers-by who seemed to him
in place of the critters. Before we had time to look back,
It’s like Virus exterminated all the critters.
Having quenched his thirst for blood, Virus panicked.
- What have I done?! - he screamed. - Why
did I break the glass? Now they can penetrate
go into the house.But no,” he continued.
raising the shotgun. - It's better to end it
ourselves, rather than wait until these creatures
will eat.
He aimed at us. Only we didn't
wait until he brings his plan to fruition
execution and, pouncing on him,
Together they took away the shotgun.
After which they calmly explained the situation.
- How?! - Virus was scared. - I destroyed
all the critters?! Yes, they probably
were included in the Red Book. I
personally destroyed the unique
view Woe is me.
“Don’t pick,” Tonus reassured him.
taking out another bottle of vodka.
Virus instantly forgot his crimes
before humanity and figured out the battle on
one. Then, since the critters were
destroyed, we decided to go to Tonus,
to cut yourself in DOOM. Along the way we
couldn't be happier looking at
celebration of death all around. Everything was littered
bloody remains.
- You don’t even need to play DOOM! -
Tonus was delighted.
When we finally got to DOOM,
then we couldn’t play it properly,
because Tonus kept trying to turn on
curb, declaring that it’s cooler. Spit on
we went through this overly bloody game
at home.
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