Track: By me composed! Xe-xe.. :)  
Author: Macros, 14 July 2K1.             
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          Zaplo in the subway #1             

         Author: Andrey Karolik           

  The metro is such a thing, everyone uses it. And
hackers and lamers :).  Only one more
they do dirty tricks on others. Who are you referring to?
you relate, choose for yourself. Well, hackers can
read more.  Let's go...               
  The metro starts at the turnstiles, it's a shame
accordingly from them :). Prepare
pre-round pieces with adhesive tape
the size of a peephole, of which there are several
pieces at the turnstile, and with which he
flogs.  And when you pass, stick it to
fig grandma.  The turnstile will either be
clap as if to clap your hands :), or at times
take offense at people passing by and clap them.
Speaking of magnetic cards.  They say
they are afraid of the magnet. Well, get a big one
magnet and place it for a moment where
They bring magnetic cards. In the morning people
sleepy and still not looking at what's going onThey bring it all automatically.  Well
the last thing to suggest
turnstiles - eat at the same time
folded in one pile 2-3 expired
cards, usually they choke and start
cough :).                              
  Okay, on the platform already. A lot of people
many options. It's just fun to ask
even harmless questions that make people
throws you into a deep stupor, from which
come out only with the help of a specialist :).
Here are some dumb questions
offhand:                               
  - Sorry, how long has it been since 42nd?     
  -  And the last train was red or
green?                                 
  - Do you know which train has a bomb on it?
 - Oh, are you waiting for the train too? Why?  
  - Can you tell me how to get to the subway?   
  - Why did the aborigines eat Cook?          
  - Do you often visit your grandmother?             
 - Do you wash your panties often?                
  - Did you pay for the light?                   
  - It stinks so much from your socks or from
your shoes?                           
  Enjoy it and fantasize yourself.
  You blocked half the platform, but here you go
the train is taxiing.  Let's climb in. There's a crush again
and prevent you from driving smoothly.  You get it
a jar of pre-captured sour
borscht, which should have been anyway
pour into the sewer.  And calm down
you spill it around yourself.   Naturally
looks like a vomiting hippopotamus. Not
no one will figure it out, really
did someone throw up or not :). The only thing
doesn't help when the pressure is incredible and
the people do not enter the carriage themselves, but they
contribute.    Here it’s only if I’m prickly
pull the wire and it will be torn down.        
  In the carriage it is the same as on
platform, you can ask idiotic
questions that people usually have difficulty understanding:  
  - And who took the place behind you?         
  - And youHave you already paid for the place?         
 - Do you need to tie your shoelaces?                 
  - Do you like Gosha?                         
  Etc. Good luck in metro construction :).       

  Opinions:                                

  you're driving, dude, where's your car?
dude??? :-)                             

  Xe.Xe I feel Solarway has already tried the joke
with turnstiles and not very successfully,
probably the author walked in front of him and all this
I did it, but overall it was a cool joke    

  turnstiles make it easier to
roller skates quickly while holding in each
hand on a balloon of nitro-enamel. pshyk and
the turnstile is ready                           

  With turnstiles - it's just killer
invented... :)                          

  Nothing wrong with the article, it’s especially cool
these are questions :), and the rest is not so special, but
I don't think this is an article for that
site! :))                                

  I've never read anything more lame
kindergarten                              

  Nu eto vseo ponyatno iyasno dovno.
mojet pomojete vzlomat LONDONSKOE metro
?.  uprincape nuzni tolko shrifti na
trevolku (esli kto eyo videl to znaet )NU
A ESLI EST KOKIE DRUGIEPREDLOJENIYA
VSEGDA RADI. !!!                         

  Fun with Borsh - 'super'...
I'll definitely grab it and carry it around with
carry a jar of rotten stuff around the city 
borshya and shit I'll wrap it in a newspaper and put it in
pocket... It's 'cool'!!!
Think about what you are writing                           
(
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Comedian
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)            

  To be honest, this article completely SUCKS...
It's a bummer, it's a bummer, but it's not funny
absolutely!     What if with turnstiles?
to have fun, because mentos is often there
worth... At least in St. Petersburg.