Bark - Yellow Pages.

Track: Warm as the rain, dry as the sun  
Author: Macros, 01/25/01.Samples by DJKot 
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 At the last drinking party about... Yes,
however, so, for no reason, Redemptor became
I got Kotsoft’s personal diary and gave it to
it to us with a request to publish several
chapters  He also said that subconsciously
At a personal level, Kotsoft wants him to
other people have seen the diaries, but
his consciousness suppresses the subconscious
activity.  Well, we thank Re-
demptor for interesting material and offering
We bring to your attention several chapters.     
                                         
                                         
                                         
 1.1.01                                  
                                         
 Here is Redemptor until today
I thought I would celebrate the New Year at the Teapot
there will be. And he met me. Sorry, I'm home
it wasn’t, otherwise I would have told him... Such a bastard,
Q, A, O, P and Space pushed all the way to the table!
Probably again inxonix played. Well it is
- I ruined the entire table of records!        
                                         
 2.1.01                                  
                                         
 I'll go and see the Doctor, just
What's the pretext to go under?           
                                         
 Redemptor:  And you tell him that in a dream
you're peeing! Good excuse.                
                                         
 Well, so be it. And you clean the apartment, hav-
Prepare some food and get some acid. In the evening
Let's celebrate the new year.               
                                         
 Redemptor: But...                        
                                         
 And no buts! We will meet again! 
                                         
























                                         
 3.1.01                                  
                                         
-Здравствуй, Лекарь!                     
-Уходи!!! Кыш!                           
-Да я... собственно, по делу!            
-Не дам!                                 
-Чего не дам ?                           
-Вам  не дам! Если не вам, то дам, а если
и дам, то не вам!- Yes, I actually...                     
-I won’t give you the book!                          
-Which book?                          
- "My wife is a programmer"!               
-I don’t care about your book!       
-How?..                               
-Yes, that's it!                             
-Well, take it!                          
-What are you taking?                          
-A book!                                  
-Which book?                           
-About my wife!                               
- Why the hell do I need it?                    
-What?! Take it! And to read from cover
to the core! I'll check it later!                 
-No, Doctor, I, you know, have a test-
Lema. So I came to you.             
-What's the problem?                        
-Yes, I sleep at night...                  
-How?                                   
-I'm just sleeping. And I have this dream:
Felix comes up to me and says: "Let's go
let's pee!" Well... I'm peeing...              
-So what?                               
-How are you? Can you help me how...           
-Tell Felix that you already wrote!     
-Great idea!                          
-What if...                               
-No ifs. Here I am doing a crossword puzzle -
I do.  Three letter word, swear word,
they write on the fences... Can you help?        
-Why not!                           
-And what is this?word ?                    
-LRU!!!                                 
-You, Kotsoft, are unmodulated and from life
retarded!                                
-Which one?..                               
- That's it, go.                               
                                         
 4.1.01                                  
                                         
-Hello, Doctor! How r u?               
-Actually, I don't drink. ...Well, this is what
have you come?                              
-Yes, about your advice.            
-So how?                              
-Terrible!                                 
-Did you tell Felix that you already wrote?      
-Said...                               
-What is he?                              
-And he says to me: “Let’s go poop!” 
- Well, go ahead, go ahead, go away.                   
-But...                                   
-Here I am doing a crossword puzzle. Didn't help
are you eating?                                   
-What a damn thing to do!                       
-Quote:                                 
                                         
             Flowers are blooming              
             Neither me nor you                 
             We can't anymore...            
                                         
-This is a dialogue between two patients of a sex therapist
during the summer!-Well, Kotsoft, you are unintegrated and per-
manent!                               
-Which one?                                 
-Go!                                    
                                         
 4.1.01                                  
                                         
-Doctor!!!                               
-What do you want?                             
-Yes, nothing!                         
-I’m doing a crossword puzzle, can you help me?
-Certainly!                                
- “In winter and summer she was slender and green” -
who is this?                                
-Like who? Drug addict!                   
                                         
 5.1.01                                  
                                         
 Today I stole a tape from Redemptor
DJ Antigroove.  Listened - complete
sucks! Now I’m going to rattle off some new words for him
and I'll send it by mail. And I’ll spend the fee on
floppy disks.                                 
                                         
 Lyrics of the new song:                      
                                         
Stupid: Hey, you paste the pack here, and I
I'll go on patrol with the DJ! Hey DJ!
What are you doing?where did you run?..                  
                                         
 No, this is something wrong!                    
                                         
 New lyrics of the new song:                
                                         
Stupid: Hey dude, who are you?              
DJ: -                                    
Stupid: Well, really, take off yours
headphones when I talk to you!  
DJ: What do you mean when you say-
are you talking about headphones?                       
Stupid: That thing you have on your head!   
DJ: It's not a thing, it's a cap!             
Stupid: Who are you, huh?              
DJ: I'm a DJ!                         
Stupid: Well, what are you actually doing?  
DJ: I host discos.                    
Stupid: Where do you see them?            
DJ: On the path of progress!                   
                                         
 - There is a loss here -                   
Gandalf: A, b$#, where, on$%@, b$#, c
$^&#@%, yo, b$#...                        
DJ: No, I don’t own the Gas Sector.       
Gandalf: Well, b$#, then, on$^&, b$%, c
@#$%^, yo, b$#...                         
DJ: I hear it from a freak!Wow, now this is a text. Now the music
I'll write.  One chord, I think, is enough
that's enough.                                  
                                         
 6.1.01                                  
                                         
 Today the keyboard overloaded the processor, I had to
Solder a buffer for the power supply.          
                                         
 7.1.01                                  
                                         
 Soldered. The capacitor immediately closed, and the di-
od is still holding up. Well done! How
Redemptor will come, so I’ll give it to him right away
medal!                                  
                                         
 8.1.01                                  
 That's what I thought - it should be with Batman
get acquainted!  He will supply me with gfx
fuck, and I’ll pour it for him... And I’ll pour it for him!  
                                         
 9.1.01                                  
                                         
























                                         
 Ну,  конечно,  знал,  что девки пьют, но
чтобы столько...                         
                                         
 10.1.01Alena Rakkom came. She crawled and ear-
la. Felix came after her. I think
followed the trail!                            
                                         
 11.1.01                                 
                                         
 I had a dream today: it comes to me
Gunfighter with an inflatable girl.  Let's sit down
that means, to the table. Well, let's pour it, have a snack -
I eat.  Then I look - and this is not a girl! This is -
Felix!!!  Woke up in a cold sweat, and
Redemptor sits nearby. Matrix-matrix,
and I hit him in the turnip with the board.          
                                         
 12.1.01                                 
                                         
 Today I was thinking about which editor the texts were used in
It's better to color. And I came up with the idea - I will have them
color directly in BASIC, control
mi codes. I will insert sprites there,
tokens.                                
                                         
 13.1.01                                 
                                         
 There’s just one thing I don’t understand - why Felix
I was advised to put a leaflet in the jar -
live?  Why should the menu be like this?
everyone, with #6000, and the viewer as a separate
block in the bank?Now, even if Felix
will advise you to reset with both hands
Mother, I still won’t listen to him.       
                                         
 14.1.01                                 
                                         
 I don't know specifically what Felix is anime
rendered, but he claims that it is on Norton
utilites.                                
                                         
15.1.01                                 
                                         
 I had a terrible dream: Yuzhakov is running around
field, swearing, and behind him - Stupid carries -
screaming "I'm a pissist too! Give me the player
MP3 for MS-DOS and jpeg converter for
emulsion!"  In the middle of the field there is a Gunfighter and
uses a shovel to cut earthworms into exactly 12
parts, and drives a combine around the perimeter
Doctor with test tubes.                     
                                         
 16.1.01                                 
                                         
 Woke up early, went to the square, cut down
the tree and took it to Felix in the yard. And on the stump
wrote: Aliens were here, Fox Mal-
der must die.