Track: Written in 1999!
Author: MS
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Сегодня у нас в гостях - журнал One
Frame в лице главного спонсора - магазина
Real dinozaur. К сожалению,сам спонсор
приехать не смог,слишком много клиентов
стало заходить после выхода второго номе-
ра их журнала. Вместо него пришел главный
редактор - Int. We'll take it from him
interview:
Int: Xas ! Ugh! That is, right now! Who's with
rush towards us.. oh.. brrrrr... who is the interview
He will take it from us, from an interview, and die!
Correspondent: We just wanted...
Int: Billy also wanted something from Monica, but
it worked...
Correspondent: Our readers are interested in...
Int: That's their problem. For example, me
ru, wondering who benefits from gasoline
crisis, so am I coming to you? I don't care
assume that your readers are concerned... believe
her, what interests them. Who cares?-
Yes, he puts a carrot in his mouth. We live in
free country! You have diarrhea - buy
Imodium. Who's stopping you? Why am I better?
Why are your readers interested in something?
Correspondent: Uh.. Yes, I just...Int: Here you are - simple, but help someone
needed. That's it, I'm off! Help Sincleris-
there! We'll get them out of this...
Correspondent: Thank you. I see you didn't come
one. Maybe your friend will give us an interview?
Int: This friend is an attribute circle. He
wrote "Murphy's Laws" in the second issue.
After the exam in economics, I’m still not ok.
he's lying. Talk to him, and I'll go!
Correspondent: Who are you?
----: If there are n parts in stock, then you won’t
neither of them is needed.
Correspondent: Excuse me?...
----: Life.... What do you feel when you
die? All...and nothing.
Corr: You are delighted with watchingEnlight's demo?
Int (looking through the door): He was yesterday
Forever looked. Hey digi-digi...
----(joyfully): Ketchup - 30 liters, poppy seed -
rona - 40 kg.
Corr(pointing to the person who entered): And this
who?
Person: Let me congratulate.... oh...
introduce yourself... proudly.. ugh! E.. I
Flash!
Corr: That is, int*50 ?
Flash: No ! This is our party - Flash
inc.
Correspondent: I don’t remember you...Flash: Double gift !
Corr: Well, well, well...
Flash: Fp gift...
Correspondent: Yes, yes, yes! A few words to our readers
lam...
Flash: Kolyanishche! Here is Vaksonishche... oh!
Damn... Fikus-pikus & Alyonushka! Congratulations
I love you...e...
Corr: What?
Flash: ...this little guy is very digital
tic. I myself, however...
Correspondent: What are your plans for the future?
Flash: ABC-stereo,many gifts,many,werymany gifts, realtime scroll, covox, ay, 3.5,
gift is a trade mark of Flash inc.
Corr(matching int): Remove from here
your idiots! Let's get out!
Int: We have an article for you...
Correspondent: Your article is for breakfast and drinking.
Gooooooooooooon!
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