Epic - Lamer's corner. Big about big in a big way.

Track:  CTpuMMePbI Ha CHery :)           
Author: Macros,05.02.2001,Kotlas,Russia. 
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     Большим о большом по-большому.      
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                    Владимир Капелланов. 
                                         
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
   
    
    
                                         
1.01.82                                 
                                         
 I bought myself a kit to build a computer with
intricate name "Palaeontosaurus-16K.
Construction set for children from 2 years old."
The instructions were in Korean, although
on the last page it was written:Made
in Nizhny Tagil, copyright plant for re-
peat processing and inorganic production
some fertilizers.                           
                                         
 2.01.82                                 
                                         
 I soldered almost all the parts. Even though there is written
It is clear that you can install any microcircuits (at the
my neighbor is Korean, he helped me translate), but I
nevertheless, I picked up a pencil and quickly
sketched out a diagram....It's strange how you can-
Do the counter moves go to the data bus?       
                                         
 Neighbor: Have you messed up anything in the diagram?  
                                         
 What are you talking about? At my drawing school
there was a five.                            
                                         
 Neighbor:  And you were not good at mathematics at all
certified  Look - there are holes on the board
under fifteen buildings, and in your diagram -
me - ten!                             
                                         
 Well, it's nothing. We are instead of microcircuits
We'll put jumpers there. If anyone asks
sit, then these are jumpers.                  
                                         
 01/20/82                                
                                         
 Hmm... and then there’s some kind of gas discharge
scoreboard... Why, it’s not connected to the TV
connect?                              
                                         
Neighbor: This is not a display, it is a liquid crystal
ical indicator, LCI is called. But this
erase the inscription and tell everyone what it is
you have Compaq new model.              
 02/14/84                                
                                         
 Soldered in the last chip. Due to complete
due to the absence of VG-shek for sale, I installed
there's just a transistor there. Collector at +5
volt, emitter - to start the disco engine
water, base - to the dos active signal.       
                                         
Neighbor: Is it working?                        
                                         
 Spinning.  What else does a person need for
happiness?                                 
                                         
 04/15/86                                
                                         
 Assembled a switching power supply based on
microwave generator, I saw the diagram in "Radi-
o" for 1978. The neighbors' traffic jams were knocked out.
Why the neighbors? Who the hell knows! These
You can't understand Koreans with your mind at all.          
                                         
 04/16/86                                
                                         
 Finally decided to press the button. C
it didn't work out the first time, after all it was P2K.
I had to take ithammer.                  
                                         
 04/17/86                                
                                         
 I glued the table together, painted the floor, gave it to the neighbors
smeared                                   
                                         
 06.18.87                                
                                         
 I ordered a rat from Scorpio.            
                                         
06/19/87                                
                                         
 People there don't seem to understand jokes. But I
after all, the guy is also not a mistake - I’ll collect it in advance
me all the waste paper and will send them a valuable banknote
I'll order the rat again, this time
along with the keyboard.                         
                                         
 06.20.87                                
                                         
 A parcel arrived measuring 176*92*92cm.
Sensing something is wrong, pick it up from the post office
did not.                                 
                                         
 01.08.88 I reassembled the power supply. This time
I installed lamps with screened grids.
                                         
 02.08.88                                
                                         
 The neighbors are unhappy again.                
                                         
 03.08.88                                
                                         
 So, in the book it says: apply for payment
power supply 220 volts. Mixed up the boards
submitted 220 to the computer, and even through multiplying
tel from "Record".  It burned for a long time, all the way
night.  Neighbors came to warm up. Fried
barbecue and sang songs. In the morning they burned the gi-
container.                                    
                                         
 04.08.88                                
                                         
 A neighbor gave me an idea - maybe
do I have a Scorpio computer? Just check
it is no longer possible to cut it - centimeter
a layer of burning and scum (we then add soup from
it was cooked) cannot be removed.       
                                         
 05.08.88                                
                                         
Neighbor: Eh, so they stabbed you! Sold
branded computer, but it burned down! You have made
Did you take the driver?                             
                                         
 Yes, of course! But I couldn’t wrap my head around it
it turns out that we have branded computers
make an angle.                            
                                         
 06.08.88                                
                                         
I will write a letter to Scorpio.             
 -Dear Scorpio!  Why do you have this
Are the boards crooked?                            
 - So under your hands, son.             
 -Why do you have such large disk drives?
 -So for your eight-inch floppy disks,
son.                                   
 -Why... Why don’t you have a VG-shka
turbocharged?                             
 -Because it’s not on your model
must be turbocharged.               
 -Why...                            
 -So because the board has Altera
old firmware.                         
 -Well, why...                         
 -But because Stalker would have to pay-
elk, and the shadow guy gave us mOA for free.
Be grateful that by chance you didn’t talk about MONZ
remembered.-But I applied for an increased payment for the computer fee
voltage and the computer burned out, and don’t interrupt -
those are already me in the end!!!            
 -And this is all a cheap rat, Korean, she
requires increased power, not the computer and
not a controller.  PS: The next two months
You don’t have to write letters, we’re going to the toilet,
we go to work.                      
                                         
01/01/2001                              
                                         
 Wow! So my computer was ok
small!.. It's just... So it's
after all... Rat!!!Korean rat!!!