Development of the Spectrum - The Fifth Element.

Track: Padla frost megabyte  
Author: Macros, 02/20/2001, Kotlas, Russia  
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 ...But in general, there is another interesting
topic: new Spectrum, so to speak,
Spectrum of the future!  And certainly on two
processors.  And certainly with a megabyte
screen.  But what about it? Certainly. That's how it goes
this is all presented by our correspondent
Zhelezorukov Stanislav Kuprumfitovich:     
                                         
I quickly take the cardboard,                 
Awl, nail and wires,  
Two resistors, neonku,  
So that it burns sometimes.        
Drill and ferric chloride,  
The jigsaw is also a saw,  
Mayonnaise jar,  
What has been standing in the corner for a hundred years.  
I take out the iron fromcabinet,  
I remove the power cord,  
And then I put it in place -  
He's the neighbor's, not mine.    
I open the TV,  
I found the transformer!     
I quickly rip it out with a crowbar,  
Breaking a couple of lamps on the floor.                 
What else wouldn't hurt?                   
CMOS! I'll sort out the alarm clock!                 
So that it doesn't squeak at night,                   
Didn't wake me up in the morning.                        
The mixer will also work for me -               
There will be a cooler, 200 Watt.                   
Otherwise, it’s standing there, gathering dust...              
Who is to blame for this?                   
That's it, I sit down at the table, my love,             
I smell imminent trouble.                         
And my soldering iron is crap,                  
I'll end up in the wrong place...                  
Stop! Take it to calm down,               
And - to the point, so and so.                  
Well, the consequences of binge drinking...                 
A friend here... brought cognac...            
Wow! It's a completely different matter.                  
Here's some more rosin...                   
Otherwise I ate the leftoversHalf gopher, half moth.                     
Okay, I won't fool around,                 
I'll tie the wires,                        
I’ll forget later anyway,                
And I will never remember!                    
I twisted and soldered everything that was possible,            
And I didn’t skimp on the solder.                       
Inserted the plug carefully               
And he sat down in the shelter.                       
The cooler quickly accelerated,                 
The wind blew away all the solder,                
I was confused at first -                   
And why did you stop drinking?                   
Rosin glass on the board,                
The polish has run (not for nails),               
It's good that I'm at home                   
And why not on your own!                   
Then my cooler went offline,                 
Everything became red hot.                 
I'm seriously fussing                    
I sensed that it would be a night without sleep.               
And the processor in between                  
It hissed and seethed.                      
Christmas trees! What have I done?                  
I forgot the second chipset!                   
We need a drink! Here is the task 
In a situation like this - 
If it doesn't explode, it's good luck, 
And it will rush for peace.
I remembered Zonov and Nemo 
With pops like firecrackers.  
Well, here it is, the problem - 
Develop a standard!     
And one more about this one,                     
How... About the software - it’s a disaster!             
Without a second computer chipset -               
This is just nonsense.                       
And there is a problem with the #FD port,                 
This is how they have been arguing for many years.                  
Axiom, theorem...                      
There is no such thing here at all!                   
In general, I decided in between                
Stop the experiment                  
Or else I've finished the whole table                 
This "fifth element".                    
I crawl to the socket,                   
(The neighbors can hear screaming)                  
And, holding the wire tightly,            
I'm tearing this off in a jiffy.                        
                                         
The dust settled only the next morning,                  
After a month the computer cooled down.                  
The owner of the hut pulled up...                
Well, I froze in horror.                    
He stood there like that for two weeks.                  
And still there, until the morning.                      
Well, what should I do there?I'm leaving, I have to go...