Track: Wispa - III nice fantasy
Author: I prefere to be at shadow
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Hello, dear girls! Today
I, Doctor Profi 1024K, will tell you how
distinguish a coder from a lamer. And then you book-
flooded me with letters with frank
stories about failed love. Here, for example,
what Alena R. wrote to me:
"...He said that he could code coolly, but
I opened my ears too. And he, the brute la-
Merchant, he started telling me about the conclusion
sprites through the stack. Even then I was wary
lived, because he didn’t say anything about
what should be the interrupt handler in
in this case. In general, I accepted it
proposal and we decided to write
megademo. On our wedding night we tried
tried to connect a three-inch drive
(well, just like in that movie), but
Of course, nothing worked out for us..."
Welland approximately CHOKb of text in the same spirit
heh. Unfortunately, I am forced to state
It is clear that recently more and more
more lamers began to look like coders,
and they only need one thing - write together
megademo with you and release it.
But now I will give you some recommendations -
tions, how to distinguish co-
dera from lamer.
Option 1. Smiling gently, approach
your friend and pat your right hand
level, sorry, pants. If you are nothing
if you don't find it, then drive him away - he
has nothing to do with computers
et. Further, if you still find something -
fire, then most likely it is a disk. There is a
there is only one thing lurking - to hit it with your knee
and look at the reaction of the intended
coder. If he bends and falls to the floor,
then this is definitely lamer. If it bounces, it's impossible
will look at you with disdain, put it in his pocket
man his hand and pulls out a three-inch
floppy disk is an encoder. And if nothing
takes - then this is an experienced coder, maybe
maybe divorced. In his pocket too
There is a disk, only a hard one. In the future,
please noteto the interface of this dis-
ka - if IDE, then this is a very good prize-
nak. There are situations when vile lamer
they put CDs in their pockets - but you do it quickly
you can tell by the characteristic ringing
at the second testing point.
Option 2. On the first date, ask
it, what the combination is used for
Alt+L ? If he starts loading about interac-
native disassembler (IDA) - not worth it
meet him because programming
he is trying to learn from books and has no
no practical experience. If you
invite him to your place, he will sit in front
computer and will sit without knowing what
do. The normal answer should be:
Alt+L? Well, something like the same as
Alt+C...
Option 3. Ask him to continue the row:
duke, sidyuk, pisyuk... A real encoder, not
thinking, he will say:streamer! If the answer is
something like: dvd or svga - not
It's worth spending time on him, he's an amateur,Perhaps he sells used peripherals.
Option 4.Ask him what it is for
third mouse button? In this case, it is imperative
A good coder should think about it while
how the lamer takes a screwdriver and starts to un-
take the mouse. This is the so-called first
stage - the coder thinks, and the lamer - parses -
et. It lasts about the same for both
in. Upon completion, the encoder will respond that
the third button, in principle, is not needed
Ren, and the lamer will begin the second stage,
similar to the first one for the encoder. Upon completion
he will tell her that she is needed for work
bots of special applications that
standard configuration do not work and
Available only upon special order.
Option 5.At the most crucial moment
ask him: Life... What do you feel
when do you die? The correct answer is:
All and nothing. Otherwise, what-
to make sure that he really is a lame,
ask him what year it took place
Funtop98 and Enlight97.
And now that you are absolutely sure that
your chosen one is realcoder, won't
superfluous to familiarize yourself with the dictionary
go coder. Note that some phrases
are used in different situations.
DI:HALT - a) We are breaking a new game with friends -
the handle, when we break it, then
I'll come (hangs up).
b) Answers a knock on the door
toilet.
LD B,0 - a) I'm sick of it!
DJNZ $
CALL #3D13 - a) Go to the store;
b) Take out the trash;
c) Move over (in bed).
NOP - a) Answers the question: "Where
was it?!"
b)You asked him for money.
c) When he wakes up in the morning,
that's the first thing he says.
MOV A, [HL] - a) He went too far.
BORDER 0 - a) Obviously not in the mood.
INI,INI - a) Come to me, my love!
OUTI,OUTI! - a) Drives away the mother-in-law.
OUTIR/LDIR - a) Swears, sends
somewhere further away.
RRCA - a) Good mood, obviously
pleased with something.
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