Matrix - Ekscess from Regress in assotiation with Batman inc.

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Author: Macros,15.03.2001,Kotlas,Russia  
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(Ц) Ekscess from Regress                 
    in assotiation with Batman inc.      
                                         
                                         
           Глава 1. Склянки.             
                                         
-Так, в натуре, блин! - распустив пальцы,
кричал бегающий по лесной поляне человек,
одетый  в чёреный плащ и что-то ещё такое
непонятное. Его лицо закрывала маска.    
-Товарищ  Бэтмэн - обратился один из при-
сутствующих к человеку в маске, - вы зна-
ете, который сечас час?                  
-Ну  ты,  блин,  чё мне паришь? В натуре,
или  рожай,  или покусаю.And don’t pretend
wow, otherwise he’s impatient and extremely outspoken
Mayu!                                     
-You could be clearer, Comrade Batman...     
-Oh, you unfinished farmhand!  - yelled
Batman, eyes bulging. - March to the board and
on your knees!                               
The man obediently approached the
a quick hand to the board. More precisely, it was something
something like a school board made of rotten
bare boards nailed together with rusty nails.
Kneeling down, he looked at Batman.
-So, now, farmhand, derive the theorem
unsinkability of the longboat!                 
-So Comrade Batman, our longboats have-
they have stability and other characteristics
kami, but they are still sinkable.        
-So, damn it, in nature, why do I have you?
are you studying?! You are a farmhand, you should understand
your great purpose!             
As soon as Batman finished, suddenly
a short farmhand jumped out from behind the bushes,
laid out several beer cans in the middle of the clearing
bottles, took out a crowbar and started these same bottles
break the backs.                         
-What are you doing, you bastard?! - shout to him
Batman.                                  
-I'm beating off the bottles!  - the farm laborer blurted out and
continued his work.                  
                                         
 Chapter 2. Computer science lesson.        
                                         
-Okay, morons! Farmhand Sauron - to the board!   
A man stood out from the middle of the crowd and
slowly trudged towards the one standing in the middle of the field -
ny to Batman.                              
-Why are you reaching for your ass like chewing gum?! -
Batman hurried.  - Come on, tell me
I want to know how the chunk engine works.     
-Comrade Batman, - Sau whined in confusion -
Ron, - we are doing this directly with you
didn't touch.  We just voxed recently
passed.  The day before yesterday you gave us a lecture on child-
read to the ring...                       
-Yes?  -  Batman was surprised. -And whyI'm there
did he tell you?                              
-Well, come on... Sixteen types are taken
textures, eight bytes per texture...   
-Sixteen? - thoughtfully interrupted Sauron
Batman.  - Aren't you driving? We are not flamboyant
did you drink?                                    
-What beer, Comrade Batman?.. Let's take some
ordinate of the point, three timessrl a,thenand
7. Although and 7 it's not necessary, right?.. 
-What?!!  Since I said and 7, means and
7! And no, you know, or, xor etc.
sneeze!                                     
Batman thought for a minute, but then...
owed:                                  
-Chnk plasma, morons, is the same
pseudographics.  The place is just kind of familiar
consists of four... (Thinking again)
The coordinates are taken in pixels, then
rotated twice...                     
-Eureka!!!  - suddenly one bat-
cancer. The crowd around him parted.     
-What, you asshole, are you screaming? - Batman asked.    
-I got it! I realized how our longboats are not
make it sinkable!!!                  
-Well, come on, post it!               
The farmhand went to the center of the clearing and poured everything out
from his pockets, picked up the spray and began
draw on the board. At first he was out of habit
depicted the word punk in the best traditions
graffiti, but then came to his senses and started drawing
to build a farmhand's boat.                 
-Look here. Across the longboat you need to
make windlass...                       
-What windlass?.. -Batman was perplexed.  
-Well, or whatever they call them... Rollings, bamseleys,
stringers, cross beams. Yes, exactly!
Partitions!  Then, let's say, if the enemy
swims up and pokes a hole, for example,
in the middle, then the water will flood only one
compartment...-What a moron! - Batman appreciated and kicked the farmhand
so that he flew far beyond the borders of
lyany.  Then he turned to Sauron: -
Tell me, Sauron, where is the mistake here?    
-Well, - Sauron began understandingly, -
water will fill the damaged compartment and
flows into others.                       
-Well done.  - approved by Batman. - Let's put
a tight C grade for you.                  
                                         
           Chapter 3. Practice.            
                                         
-Hemorrhoids Isaevich... - Sauron whined, -
How much longer should I drink this crap?        
But in general, the picture of everyday life is this: in the middle of
in the village there is a farmhand's boat, in it there is power
children Sauron and five farmhands. At the stern
Sauron and five farmhands. At the stern
Isaevich suffers from Hemorrhoids and has a hangover. Sau-
ron simulates a leak in a boat as follows:together.  Next to the boat there is a barrel on-
filled with a stinking liquid in which
even from a decent distance it is clearly visible
dark green clumps are maturing.  He
scoops up this liquid with a leaky mug and
takes it into his mouth, and then squirts it out with force.
he walks either into the boat or at the farm laborers.         
-Well, farm laborers, good for today. - took pity-
Xia Hemorrhoids Isaevich. - In the next lesson
I'll tell you how to poop on
double boat.                      
                                         
             Chapter 4. Jews.              
                                         
-We need to plant a bomb in the toilet! -out-
Sauron blamed the idea. - And then...          
-Yeah!  - another farmhand interrupted. - Jews
They don't like bombs!                          
-But Batman is not a Jew. - said Sauron.   
-But he also can’t fall in love with a bomb-
Yes, no matter what you want. - added
That's what we decided on.                       
                                         
          Chapter 5. Judgment Day.            
                                         
-Where? - Sauron yelled.                    
-Here!  - Batman answered him and knocked
with a long stick on the dome.               
Sauron ran around the clearing and cursed. On
his head was emblazoned backwards
ty helmet.                                
Another farmhand came up and hit Sauron
club. Sauron took off his helmet...             
-Oh, it's you, Terminator she...             
-Why the hell did my helmet get stolen...         
-Yes, I’ll play... Comrade Batman go-
says that such games develop the imagination
tion.                                     
-Your Batman is a moron! Games like this are corrupting.
worldview! - said Terminator Sha.   
-So-so... -Batman ran up, and, squinting and
wiggling his mustache, he began to look into Ternato-
ru she in the face. -Who are you, eh, farmhand? 
-I am the Terminator! - the farm laborer answered and gave
Batman hits the kettle with his helmet.               
-Why are you being so frivolous?!           
-And I’m not from your batra and you’re not old to me-
shoy.                                     
-I’m not your elder, but with yours
our elders are planning a banquet today,
so... Who knows, Terminator, who
knows...                                 
-Are you threatening me?! Yes you... yes you know
who am I?!! Yes, I... but who did you run into?!  
-And you, swamp shamora, why is the loaf on me
crumble?!  - Batman loosened his fingers. -
You won't be able to see the morning or evening! Look where the hell is
ha, there ha-ha. I will arrange a heavenly life for you,
Hemlock inverted. Did you hear that, tyndra?!   
                                         
 Chapter 5. Do not cut the oar with which you row.
                                         
-Ah, in kind! - Sau said with a smart look-
ron party.- Who is this Batman?
to command us?!  I'd be with him
I didn't use the bottle! Here you are, Terminator to him
Do you trust me to go get a bottle with him?    
-No, you're pushing my keyboard player, my girl
beat him off, but he beat him up, you bastard, with a bow
he fed the drunken one, and just enough for me to eat
tribute... Oh, if I didn’t know you so well...
good - long ago your braids would have turned white in the forest -
dots...                                 
-Stop! - the Kettle burst out. Hare each other
claw.  We won't survive alone. Vaughn
see a small latch in a vest with a knot
takes off his robe? This is Vokhmyasha, the informer. He's on
Batman knocks us. About our every step
reports to him.  I followed him for a long time.
Until I finally tracked it down.                
-Wow!  - Sauron was surprised. - And when
did you make it?! You're drunk in life!          
-But then I had time... when I had time...
In short, this informer needs to be removed. Pre-
I think I'll bury it.                      
-No... We'll lay him down ourselves!          
OnThat's what they decided.                       
                                         
            Chapter 6. Application.              
                                         
Comrade Senior Batman.         
                                         
 Dear Comrade Batman!  Please
please note that the farm laborer Vokhmyasha,
the well-known informer is knocking on you wrongly
right.  In his knock we found
nonlinear distortions, which led to
entails your misinterpretation of semi-
valuable information.                       
 In the future, we recommend that you use
generate a digital delay line and an op-signal
define as the difference between direct and
with a strong signal.  At the same time it appears
additional possibility of introducing sub-
carrier frequencies and the introduction of sound-difference
th signal. As a result, the knock will be stereoscopic
peak, but since you have a second ear
no, the implementation of this proposal follows
should be considered meaningless.              
 We also hasten to inform you that the Poles,
who came to us to exchange experiences, tortured
tried to misinform us. The subject of de-
information became the algorithm of the chnk engine
under the Polish code name situpi
(c2p).  Comrades claimed that chunks are
this is not pseudo-graphics, but we immediately saw
if the whole atas - look at how fast
situpi are displayed in height, and with what size -
pseudographics.  Moreover, other than
res plot, we do not see the output of chunks.     
 In view of the current situation, we want
contribute to the development of farm labor
and open representative offices in the regions.
To do this, we demand that Hemorrhoids Isaiah be fired.
Vich from the position of expert on Tir-
Na-Ruk' forest and send it to Pono-
this.                                     
 Vohmyasha, as an unreliable element of our
chains must be buried within two days
term.  Any deviation from the proposed
us time limits will entail
irreversible consequences, and, as a re-
The result is the penetration of Situpi teachings into
mass.  Due to the long-term drinking habits of the leading
plumbers as laborers, the emergence of
similar situations will result in... literally
sense of the word.                            
                                         
                          Batra of Sauron. 
                                         
                                         
                                         
Batman glared.  He had long sensed betrayal in
in their ranks, but did not know whoexactly
dilutes the swill. And now - an unreliable element-
cop was found. There was only one thing left -
put it away and forget about it for a while
nightmare, because with the beginning of a new battle
new year will appear. But not everyone
will be destined to reach the victorious middle.
The most cunning will win, the smartest will get drunk, and
everyone else will worry about practice
to fight for the survivability of the longboat.          
                                         
                       2 b continued