Cyberpunks - Hello! Like this! Why you? Because it was you who had been waiting impatiently for all these three long months.

Track: ЧacTywKu                          
Author: Macros,14.03.2001,Kotlas,Russia  
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 Привет  тебе!  Вот  так!  Почему  именно
тебе? Потому, что именно ты с нетерпением
все  эти  три долгих месяца ждал. Чего ты
ждал?  Ты  точно  знал,  чего ты ждал! Ты
ждал   очередную   порцию   частушек  про
киберпанков! И ты дождался!!!Chasm Vovandrank in the morning,              
 I sat down at the keyboard and got hung up.                  
 And there were circles in my eyes -                
 These are the pies!                       
                                         
Jan cyberpunks bought it,                 
Simonfour banks,                   
 They slammed it at once -                    
 They got drunk and burst!                      
                                         
 Miguel Spek dragged into the kitchen,             
 He placed it on the table.                   
 The text crashed, then the source,          
 He spat and went to bed!               
                                         
 Tears flow straight into the jar,             
 Vovan saw from the window,                   
 Like other cyberpunks                   
 We got a hangover at the stall.                   
                                         
XNOByS I tormented the keyboard for a long time,               
 Vovan Vovan came and shouted:                  
 - Yurok, your computer is glitching!         
 ...He took the bubble himself and ran away.            
                                         
Elfand Alf drank with might and main -                
 They coded the magazine.                      
 So the release was canceled                
 Rulez simply disappeared.                  
                                         
 In chunks Vovka drew,                 
 And in between he drank.                   
 GaveMiguelhim a kick:                   
 -You’re not here at the stall!                 
                                         
 AndXNOByS in the meantime                    
 I ate the vodka with chalk.                   
 Not enough calcium -                    
 What a situation!                          
                                         
 I rode Vovka on a tram,                  
 Grandmas withAlfdrank everything away,              
 What about the conductor?knows -                
I gave Vovka a ride for nothing.                   
                                         
 Miguel found a pitchfork in the barn,              
 Also a rake and a scythe.                    
 And the magazines came out                     
 Like honey fungus in the forest.                    
                                         
Vovka the framer is still the same                    
 Every now and then he yells:                      
 -So they say, Miguel, and so:                
 The whole magazine is a complete joke!          
                                         
 Cyberpunks drank mash                   
 And they got drunk.                   
 Released drinf + fuck...                
Drink it worked, but fuck...          
                                         
                                         
                Reliz:                   
                                         
Cyberpunks know their stuff                   
Every day they drink.It happened this time too:                   
It's ten o'clock...                 
                                         
Vovka with Alf drank beer,                
Waited for the others                     
We ate chips lazily,                     
Remember where the flint is                   
(This beer hit the tower)                  
Something was rumbling in the corner -               
Maybe a cat, maybe not,                
Vovan wanted candy,                    
In an instant I looked all over the kitchen,               
I even climbed into the refrigerator -              
There are no sweets in this house,                  
But if not, there’s no beer!                   
                                         
Alf looked with misunderstanding               
On Vovan at this hour:                    
-What are you,Vovka,give me a beer,            
AVovan:Take the flint!                  
Alf I didn’t get it a bit,                 
He cursed dirtyly,                  
Vovka he gave turnips,                    
In general, I took away the beer.                  
                                         
In between times there was a knock on the door,             
Vovka with Alf fell silent,                
They look at the door with horror,               
And from there: I am Miguel!                    
You will have to share beer with him,              
He, comrades, will get drunk.                   
In general, it was decided:                    
He will drink his own beer.                    
Well, Miguel came in, undressed,              
Meanwhile, he sat down on the sofa.                 
Where's the beer, eh, Vovan?                   
So I farted through the sofa...             
Vovka began to sniff diligently,               
He was immensely happy.                   
Shouted Alf: Well, how can that be?              
In general, it was a total blast.               
                                         
He gave everyone a decent amount in the tower,              
Things were going great overall.                 
Suddenly they shout from behind the door:                
I -XNOByS, unlock!                      
Vovka got up, walked, staggering,             
Clinging tenaciously to the wall,                 
He opened the door and drank a jug -              
In general,haos has Vovan.                 
                                         
Cyberpunks in between                   
Engaged in artillery shelling:                 
They threw beer cans,                
We got drunk on beer,                  
They fell out, woke up,                   
Sobered up, puked,            
We overate ourselves and ate too much,                   
And they carried such heresy,                     
That Vovan could not stand it.                   
He climbed onto the sofa                    
Made passes (like, be quiet!),              
I took a three-button mouse,                 
Crushed her with his foot                        
And it fell like a drain tank.                  
                                         
AXNOBySin the toilet                       
He curses everything in the world.                
Not from my own high                       
He hides, and thereforeWhat, in a drunken ardor, a thrill              
He didn't remember the paper!               
Braga was strong,                      
She gave him up and down.                   
And it hit him instantly                      
(A squeal and a scream were heard)             
And there was such a stench,                     
Not even any living creatures                    
Didn't come out of the holes                      
But XNOByS was cunning!                     
He didn't use the paper                     
He put on his retuses,                    
Rinsed it in between times                    
And he fell asleep in the toilet.                   
                                         
The smell oozed through the crack,                
He made his way to the nose of Vovka                
Vovka was not superstitious,                   
The buzz was incredible                  
And he went, he went to look,                   
Unearthly grace.                      
Didn't make it to the toilet                     
Our Vovan collapsed under the table,               
He pulled the tablecloth over himself,                 
He stretched out and fell asleep.                       
                                         
Alf boozedwhat was the point,                 
True, it was late at night,                 
He began to fall asleep,                 
Not letting you finish the jug.                    
Here Miguel rose again,                
I took out a jar of Simon,                    
Wipe everything - eyes and ears                 
(To smell better in the morning)               
And I finished off the rest                      
And scored on all the others.                  
                                         
Alf he also slept in between,                 
Tired of drinking.                        
Who on what, who where, who how...          
Overall,it was a great pull!             
                                         
                                         
 So how?  I hope you enjoyed it.
Now I ask you to read a little more.
In one of the MSFs in"Introduction" was
such a text about the fact that Adventurer must
die  and Deja VU  rulez forever.  There
quite weighty arguments were given,
and I think I proved that I was right. And so
Now I want to do something similar. But
I don't like the fact thatbecause ofVovan aka
Chasmthe entire magazine suffers.            
 I have only twoAdventurers:
10th (I think, I don’t remember exactly) and 11th.
Well, let's start in order.                    
                                         
 Adventurer 11, "Ottyag" (C) Vovan Chasm. 
                                         
                                         
 Vovan gives advice on how to do this,
so that "your girlfriend doesn't get knocked up while fucking."
I wonder, Vovan, what you would feel,
if you had such an injection
medicines from the veterinary hospital? You never
have you thought about it?  However, in one of theMSF's
gave enough reasoning for this
topic.                                    
 Vovan, you knowwhatis the worst thing on
this Earth? The worst thing is that it's accidental
conceived child.  And not even by chance - but
without mutual desire of partners, without
their love for each other. I won't now
to say why and for whom it is scary - you
the person is narrow-minded, for writing such a thing.
Maybe you're a fan ofmtv,eh, Vovan? you write
about the reluctance to have "a little screaming
bastard",but it was you were the sameand,
Apparently,remained.      You -
degraded element, you mustday, you
degenerate!                               
 In my next incarnation I would not want
to be an unwanted child and feel everything
are these charms on yourself?                    
 Sorry, I didn't want to switch to
personality,but, since you really don't want to 
have children - castrate yourself.What are you
you have the right  with your idiotic
problems giving such advice to people?
Of course, it will be very great if
the reader will perceive thiswith humor.What if
no?                                     
 In general, that "pull" me very much
struck.   Dear readers!  Never,
NEVER become like this
degenerates, like Vovan!                 
                                         
 Adventurer 12, "Ottyag" (C) Vovan Chasm. 
                                         
 There is something to complain about again. Vovan, you
on the bus, don't pretend to be paralyzed, but mow them down
under the abnormal:  roll your eye out, stick it out
tongue and shout: I'm a cyberpunk. I write texts
in a magazine widely read.  and main
editor, looks like the same moron as
I, if he misses such texts.  I
degenerate, I'm a degenerate member
society, I must.please don't
take money from me for travel. in general,
do not take money from anyone for travel.
it’s better to use this money to let everything thump.and
the world will become a little lighter.let these
everyone will buy an ampoule of money
veterinary hospital and make himself a little one
prick.  and the world will become cleaner.and let
our ATP will have nothing for it
repair the basses, we'll ride on
hearses. we don't need much.           
 Like this. And you, Miguel,are not at all to blame
no less than Vovan, as if at least
thought a little, then there was no way
I would have missed this.   Therefore, you,
cyberpunks  - a bunch of  degenerates,
thanks to people like you Russia
is bent. But it won’t bend, and youmust
give.                                     
 Sorry. I have something to apologize for.