Track: Mordor :) Written in far 1999
Author: MS
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We are often asked to talk about culture and
traditions of the Mudlands. Well... I don't know-
I eat, what about the whole Mudlands, and about Mordo-
we know something. Now you can
You can familiarize yourself with this information to
the second was assembled (by whom?) with great difficulty
house After viewing this article, you
you can say with complete confidence: “Te-
Now I know almost everything about hobbits."
Riddles
In the old days in Mordor they loved to make riddles
nasty. How many years have passed, but they haven’t died-
teased their relevance. After the riddle
There are two answer options -
the one that was considered correct at that time -
exchange and another, transferred to the new one
life.
A white swan is sitting on eggs.
1. Winter (?)
2. Sauron is rehearsing(!)The mother is angry, but she covered it up
until the red day with a duvet.
1. It's winter again.
2. Sauron after watching the next episode
"Ambulance", joined the Communist Party of the Russian Federation, terrorism
ruins his comrades.
Horse downhill
and up the hill there is a piece of wood.
1. Sledding down the mountains.
2. Vohmyasha in the cold winter season
E#'(Moishe in the ass and pushed him up the hill.
Runners run, crawlers crawl.
1. Horse and sleigh.
2. Jews accompany their girls home
after Sauron's birthday.
Once upon a time there lived three brothers: one loved winter,
another is summer, and the third doesn’t care.
1. Cart, sleigh, man.
2. Sauron, Moishe, Frost.
One - rest in winter, the other - in summer,
the third - neither in winter nor in summer.
1. Same.
2. Same. Sayings.
Various weather conditions played a very important role.
vorki. For a better understanding, after the weather
working we decided to bring the situation to which
swarm this saying can be applied
on.
On Procopius - male fraternities.
-My...sha...you...respect me?
-And then how!...
-In life...such people...souls-
You don’t often meet people... like you...
-Well, it’s like I saw you for the first time too-
business - I understood everything right away. I am people... through and through
I see. At first sight.
-And this... how? Flashlight in the dark?
-Nope.
-Ahh!... is this... a night vision device?
-Nope. There's nothing sacred left in you
moose, brother! I have a soul! (Beats himself with his fist-
com on the chest) Soul... I have!!!!
"Dapper Andrey, tighten your head
hurry me up!"
“My smart one, I went out without a sheepskin coat!”
Frost - forty pounds per cart.-Frost, get the fuck out of here! This is for you
not a bus so you...
- So I’m telling you - there’s in the instructions -
it is written: ZAZ car, power 100 horsepower
dyn forces.
Torocha, torocha, one leg is shorter.
I crawled under the barn and broke the rest.
-Listen, Teapot, are you sure that this
Will our Frost's jack stand? This is be-
is it safe?
-My word of honor to you from porcelain!
-Well, look. Or maybe you'd better give him an enema?
will you do it?
-No... Experience is needed here! I need a hand here
fill it up, and have a remarkable eye!
- Well, then I climbed!
-Well, crawl!
-AAAAAAAAAAAA! I couldn't stand it! I couldn't stand it!
Help, save! Ahh-ahh... Ahhh... ah.
The little ones are small, but they show you wise ways.
-Where have you taken us? You can't see a thing!
-Go ahead, don't f#'(@ brains!
Frost, Frost, has grown over the tyn,
I brought a snowy woman.
Baba, crocheted nose,
Get some snow!- Hey, frost, and another bait for the snow -
Don't you have someone else?
-No.
-Are you sure that he has his eye on the snow woman?
no?
- Will bite. I would have taken the bait. Wow, I would have taken the bait!
Soon, soon I'll be leaving
I'll be heading out soon.
I'll take my rags,
I'll go to Altai.
Sauron: Get out, you filthy bastards. So that
I didn't see you here! Hobbits ev-
Reisk, bastards! Or you'll leave now!
Or I'll leave! Choose!(...) Oh well!
You won't see me here anymore! Got it?
Don't understand? Let's go, I'm talking in x#(from here!
Get out, quickly! Okay! I'm staying! But
just for you!
Soon everyone will leave for St. Petersburg,
Who will I stay with?
My dear friend,
How can I break up with you?
Felix: Hey, huh? Don't leave! Please!
Stupid: No, what about Estonian Adin?
no minya, eh? No, well, of course, I respect you
I'm sorry, you're my idol, but you know what I'm doing...
Do you understand the time? It turns out I'm the same
sucker, just like you. And I thought you had no equal.With a tail, not a beast, with feathers,
not a bird.
Sauron Yevreevich Kastrakhis refers to
a squad of half-orcs, a sub-squad of crazy people. B
found in nature only in mutated
form, the following configurations are possible:
1. Invertebrate plasma-like material
riya, enclosed in a jelly-like shell.
Has one eye (opposite the cloaca) and one
cloaca (opposite the eye).
2. Hobbit-shaped version, covered with jelly -
shell-shaped, enclosed in a shell
and deprived of connection with the environment,poe-
it is completely safe. Vitality of sweat
dancing
3. Mordorian hobbit-like half-orc, cha-
most common in the middle zone
Mordor. A distinctive feature of indie
vidum is the presence of a coracoid
sprout under the left kneecap. In us-
In captivity, it mutates irreversibly. Leather
covered with tentacle-like processes (not
confused with leeches, often parasitic
individual skin), scalp
reliably protected by a shell. In winter time
day skin of a Mordorian hobbit
the half-orc is covered with horny covering
vom, which is scales with different
reflectivity and electrical
some conductivity. In the evening, scales
startsglow with X-ray radiation
nim. It is for this reason that no one
we managed to photograph this variety
ness. At night Mordor hobbit-like
half-orc (MHP) is awake in limbo
condition thanks to the sharp claws on the la-
groin, which he repeatedly sharpens into
the process of digging into the walls. To spawn
leaves in August and to the north. For one
sisters lays up to 8 non-viable
eggs from which hobbies hatch
similar bisexual creatures, popularly called
by Moishes, Teapots and Bakens. Nered-
ki cases of mutation of eggs, in the process of co-
which may be born so-called
frosts. The latter decompose the colony
individuals and the population dies.
There is a haystack in the middle of the yard,
Forks in front, broom in back.
There is also the so-called MHPPR -
Mordorian Hobbit Half-Orc Almost
Intelligent, but, unfortunately, not in nature
meets.
Two are standing, two are lying,
The fifth walks, the sixth drives.
-You are all perverts, comrades!
-Shut up, half-orc!
-One, two, three, four, five...
-Oh, no...-We'll solder the amplifier!
-It's gone... Why are we lying there then?
-Now choose? Will you be a booster for us?
solder or...
There's a hole on top, a hole on bottom,
In the middle there is fire and water.
- What, Moroz, did you throw up?
-Nope... Beeee.....
What is Moishe ahead and Sauron behind?
Riddles about Sauron.
Nothing hurts, but everything groans.
He walks on the ground but doesn’t see the sky (drunken Sau-
ron).
Tail with a hook, snout with a snout, in two rows
buttons (MHP, female).
Sayings applicable to Jews.
Don't look Moishe in the face, but feed him rye.
If there were a pig, there would be bristles (mutated-
vavshiy MHP).The pig knows its piglet.
A pig will not give birth to a falcon (that's for sure).
That's why the pig snouted, so that it could dig.
One honor for a pig is slop.
Dress the pig in earrings and she in manure.
From the same pigs, only a Jew (Sauron).
Pig white-nosed, blunt-nosed, half Mordor fish-
dug up the crowbar.
Unshaven pig
She made a nest on an oak tree.
Gave birth to piglets
Exactly sixty.
Two Pelagia and both naked (Sauron and Moishe)
Two horns, one leg (Sauron!!!!!!!!)
Five gums with four teeth each.
The peahen has arrived
Sat on the lava
Let down her feathers
For any potion (Ksyukha came to MHP).
It has grown and grown
It came out of the beard,
Sunnyit became
Nothing happened (MHP daily cycle).
Frost, Frost,
Here's some bread and oats for you.
Beautiful maiden
With a tail, but not a mouse (Felix).
A Jew came - cut off the oats.
Goodbye, kashnya,
I went to Frost.
What are you, Saurosha?
Are you crazy?
Ksyukha fell in love with Moisha
And she gave me purgen to drink.
He went to the woods
And he sat down on a stump.
A big blizzard has arisen
And his girlfriend came.
He fell and can barely breathe,
He doesn't move his arms or legs.
Buried by the road -
Hands are visible, legs are visible.
I grow from the earth - I desecrate the whole world
(Symbiosis of MHP and plants).
Moishe went into a pine forest and found a slug (And you
what did zoologists think, only through a microscope?
are they watching?Search for MHP in a virgin forest -
not for the faint of heart).
There is a cake on one leg (Sauron!!!)
Who has one leg, and even that one without a shoe?
I’ll stamp my foot, I’ll press my stomach, I’ll sniff with my hand -
Well, I’ll start the column twice and start again (What are you
do you want? That's why it's nature!)
A miracle came and sat in the corner (Frost).
The closet is large, the doors are small, they put in
first, they take out the black one (Ugh, what an abomination!)
The woman is standing in the corner, and her mouth is at her side (Frost).
He walks near the forest, laughs, but doesn’t go into the forest
wants (Moishe).
I was going to St. Petersburg
I thought about becoming a master.
I just didn’t get into the bars,
In his bast shoes he stole home (Stupid).
It flowed, flowed and lay under the glass (Stupid in
glassblowing workshop).
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With an elbow hairy, with an elbow bare, with an elbow
went under itself (And you say that Sauron
incapable of anything...).I was preparing fiberglass
The work made my arms and legs numb (Stupid).
The earth is crumbling under Andrey (That’s for sure!).
You drop it on your bald spot, you put it in, you steam it, you-
no, you’ll correct me (Yes, I wouldn’t envy Sauron-
eat!).
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