Track: 9 1/2 weeks in Wologda 4 Joker
Author: Macros, 03/06/2001, Kotlas, Russia
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Dear readers! We present to your
Please note the text published in the previous issue.
9 1/2 weeks in Vologda.
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(Joker's diaries)
Dedicated and intended to Joker.
Week 1.
There is a holiday in the dorm - the first year was given
scholarship! All except the first course are canceled
tea. But I have no timethis - I wondered fi-
losophical question: am I a lamer or not? Well,
I can’t answer this question objectively
I can, so let’s resort to independent help
simple experts.
-Hey, girl, can I see you for a minute...
- I'm listening.
-What do you think, am I a lamer or not?
-Do you have grass?
-What grass?
-Well, you’re asking whether you’re a lamer or not,
and I’m asking you if you have grass.
-Well, you see, my head is not the same right now.
packed, not up to the grass, you know...
-I like you, boy. Here's my TV
background, call me sometime...
Well, every cloud has a silver lining. Although... Oh well,
let's continue.
-Hey, girl, can I see you for a minute...
-Why just a minute? (Laughs)
Joker notices that the lady has had too much to drink
alcohol.
-Don't you think it's too noisy here?
Let's go to the window and talk.
-So what did you want from me?..
-Well, I see that you are a determined girl...
Let's get straight to the point! So tell me
beauty, am I a lamer or not?
-Do you have grass?-Listen, what do you need, there’s only one thing from me for everyone—
what do you need?
Week 2.
Yes, as they say, noted to the fullest
program. I still need to write a term paper. Sing-
let's strain the first-timers.
-Hey, first-timer, do you have any grass?
-I don’t have any grass. I have a block of wood.
-What kind of blockhead?
-What kind of grass do you need?
- Well, damn it, don’t fool me!
Here's a task for you, so that in a week I'll chicken
Owl wrote. Otherwise, all the glass was chosen for you -
yu.
Well, now let's renounce worldly worries and
Let's continue our research...
-Hey, beauty, aren't you in such a hurry to come to me?
are you sewing?..
-Are we familiar?
-Well, how can I tell you... You've had too much...
then a little...
-I don’t remember something...
-What phone number do you have?
-I live on the second floor, nowe have television
background.
Mn-yeah - thought Joker and decided to call
the lady I met at
party.
-Good afternoon, my sunshine!
-Who is this?
-Don’t you remember? You still have all the grass for me
asked... And on your left leg you have a birthmark...
ka.
-Who are you?
-And I wanted to ask you this - I’m a lamer
or not?
-Wait, do you have grass?..
Week 3.
-Well, freshman, or bring me a course book,
or I'll stick a fork through your pants at the withers
I'll stick it in!
-Eh, comrade, what coursework? I just
Yesterday after the party I recovered, and you came to me
with my course student...
-Okay, I'll give you another week. By the way,
give me your girlfriend's address...
-Are you the first guy's girlfriend?
-What kind of first?
-Well, we think it’s you. I'm coming to youguests
came.
-Well, what do you want?
-Well, just like that... At least treat me to some tea...
-Ah, tea... I’ll treat you to tea.
-Listen, I’ll stay with you for a couple of days-
come on?
-Stay...
Week 4.
-Pervak, and pervak... You're a course student for me-
wrote?
-Wrote it.
-Wow, well done! You should get a scholarship soon
give... We'll have a party.
-But how!..
It’s easy to go to lectures, I’ll go to the background
I'll go for a walk.
-Hey, girlfriend, what are you missing?
-Yes, so...
-Listen, tell me, am I a lamer or not?
-Well, lamer, not lamer... The main thing is that
the man was good.
-Oh, I think so too. But still know
I really want to.
Week 5. -Hello, AXor!
-Joker! When are you the engine for the "courier"
will you code it?
-So... I gave the first guy a task, you-
pa as a coursework, it was recently just
chill. I'll bring it to you later.
-Ah...
-How are things going with “Paragraph”?
-Oh, here, too, for me, stagers... They say
that the stage rests on them. And even themselves
They don’t want to write an article for the newspaper. Pra-
Unbeliver says it right...
-Wait, did Unbeliver write you a letter?
-Yes, I wrote it.
-And what does he write?
- He doesn’t believe that it’s us who publish the newspaper.
Week 6.
-So how can he not believe it?
- No, everything is in a bundle. Come on, bring me some movement
jock...
Yes. A scene is a scene. Okay, let's continue
our research.
-Hey, girl, you are not the sister of that first-timer,
to whom did I give the term paper to write? Otherwise
something similara little...
-Sister, who are you?
- That's what I'm saying - I gave him a course book
write. Would you like me to treat you to ice cream?
-How?
- Halibut, what else!
-Let's go, I'd rather make you some popcorn myself.
I'll treat you.
-No, I can’t stomach pop music at all. I tra-
voyeur.
-Do you smoke weed?
-Why? No. By the way, you don’t know that de-
the girl who had too much at the party back then?
-So maybe it was me?
-You?.. No, not you. What phone number do you have?
-I don't have a phone...
-Then it's definitely not you. Oh, tell me, I -
lamer or not?
-You? I think not.
-Why?
-Well, it just seems like that to me, that’s all.
-Hmm! What a good girl! Leave it alone
give me your phone number.
Week 7.
Well, I think it's time to call some-
mu.
- Hello, you haven’t yet remembered how to
party too much?
-Who,did I have too much? Which party?
-Wait, don’t you have a mole on your
leg?
-No...
-Ahh...Who are you? Otherwise I'm probably a number
the wrong one typed...
-So, we met you at the fountain-
were you?
-Have you been eating popcorn yet?
-No, I can’t stomach pop music.
-Oh, it looks like I found a soul mate. U
Do you have a Zemfira compact?
-But what about!.. (What about it? - thought Joker)
Week 8.
-Pervak, oh, pervak! When will you get a scholarship?
will they give it?
-Next week.
-Ah... Well, I'll come to you later.
Yes. Look, I seem to be this madam
Helped with the test on the tower.
-Hello!..
- Hello.
-What did they give you for the test?
-Oh, I don’t remember anymore...
-Listen, do you have a Zemfira compact?
-Eat.
-You won't give it to mefor a couple of days?
-OK.
Week 9.
-Listen, first-timer! Drive away the stooge!
-Not yet, it will be next week.
- Well, damn it. Do you have a Lapis cassette?
-Eat.
-Well, give it then. So that not with empty ones
hands away from you.
(there was nothing interesting further)
Week 10. First half.
-Listen, AXor. Do you think I'm lame?
-Certainly!!! How about that?
"AXor is my friend, but the truth is more precious!" - by-
thought Joker and went to the party.
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