Karaoke - “Battery”, “Unbelive”, “Seasickness”, “Goodbye”, “Do you want it?”, “Ripe”.

Track: Origin by Vika Morozova,Obolensk  
Author: Remixed by Macros,2001,Kotlas :) 
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              Батарейка                  
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Холодный ветер с дождем                  
Усилился стократно.                      
Все говорит об одном,                    
Что крайнеunpleasant:                    
That you are my Lara Croft                    
From the world of Duke and Qake,                   
But on my laptop                      
The battery is dead!                          
                                         
Chorus:                                  
Oh-oh, oh-and-I'm her! Battery!               
Oh-oh, oh-and-I'm her! Battery!               
                                         
I wrote texts in Word,                 
Fast tracker tormented me for a long time.                
I downloaded the program from the Internet,                     
Until my computer crashed.                 
I played Warcraft for a long time,                
I was chopping on a grid in Qake,                 
But suddenly my favorite laptop                 
He took it and passed out!                        
                                         
Chorus:                                  
Oh-oh, oh-and-I'm her! Battery!               
Oh-oh, oh-and-I'm her! Battery!               
                                         
                                         
 Unbelive  --------                   
                                         
                                         
I have a computer, but there is no screw,      
I don't have a mouse and I don't have a cat,             
I have a printer and a scanner,      
And there is the Pentagon, and this is the best!           
                                         
Chorus:                                  
There are still white, white days,                
Tea without tea leaves and white poison.              
But all I need is                  
 do this BornDead,    
That's it, and not a step back!                
                                         
I have a flower, but there is no land,         
I have bytes, but they contain zeros,      
I have disks, but no drive,        
What is there? Here's the answer.              
                                         
Chorus:                                  
There are still white, white days,                
Computer without parts and microcircuits.            
But all I need is                  
 do this BornDead,    
After all, we are not Exess, but Extreme!           
                                         
                                         
Moasickness               
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Deja VU magazine is loaded from disk          
And it hangs right in the menu.                 
The hushed notes barely melt away,                
I will turn off the mouse until the morning.           
                                         
At night, as always, o-la-la,               
A wave will come, o-la-la...                
                                         
Got it from the sea                          
I'm sick                            
I opened my computer                     
And what does it contain?                        
                                         
Chorus:                                  
Processor in socket                     
And the memory is a ruler.                      
Let me read a book -                     
I'll attach a mouse.                          
                                         
The programs on the disk are terribly buggy,            
It would be better if they were erased forever.           
When I finish the mouse driver -      
I'll enjoy the magazine then!          
                                         
At night, as always, oh-la-la,               
A wave will come, o-la-la...                
                                         
Got it from the sea                          
I'm sick.                            
I opened the book                        
And what does it contain?                        
                                         
Chorus:                                  
Effect on the border -                      
Well, cool, in kind.                      
And where about the mouse?                      
Nonsense book! Goodbye                 
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The floppy disk arrives - this happens:         
New pack.                             
But there are a lot of them and they get in the way -       
Where's the stash?                          
The wife smiles, which also happens,           
The screw was screwed up for me.                       
And I smile and get ready to go to the shop          
And I’ll pay all the money for the screw!!!       
                                         
Chorus:                                  
Goodbye! Dear Grandmas               
You were almost grabbed by a sneaky system administrator.       
Waiting! Well, bring it quickly                 
I want my purchase - an IDE screw!         
                                         
All the llamas and monitors went out              
Everyone has gone dark                           
And the grandmas sailed away somewhere             
And tired of itWife's reproaches to each other.       
Enough, naturally.                        
And I smile and connect the screw              
Power on! Are you ready?! Sure!!!        
                                         
Chorus:                                  
Goodbye! My poor computer,       
So you died, your beeper fell silent.   
Power supply! Could not withstand the load,      
After all, you need so many amperes for two.     
                                         
 Do you want it?                   
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The computer hung - oh, shit!               
So I have to too.                 
You, of course, Alt+Ctrl+Delete,            
I don't think so either.                  
                                         
Do you want a new floppy disk?                    
Do you want a program from the Internet?                
I'll kill you if you wantneighbors,                   
What prevents you from playing Quake?               
                                         
Please come back to this world          
You see - I live for you!             
My game collection                       
Enough for the two of us!              
                                         
Do you want us to reset Windows twice?          
Do you want me to press F8?                      
If you want, I will erase all the programs,               
What interferes with sleep?                        
                                         
                                         
 Ripe                   
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And the girl is online                         
It's already been a day.                        
Head over heels in love                          
In icons-shortcuts.                        
Glitched modem                        
The shadow covered her                         
In her computer -                        
Variousbugs.                         
                                         
Chorus:                                  
The station is waiting for someone,                     
Someone is waiting for a sysop,                      
No one is waiting for her,                        
Except tits and ducks.                      
Nobody told her,                      
She paid so that.                        
Here will be a surprise for her -                   
Pay for two days!                   
                                         
Bill Gates himself is chatting with her                 
Gave away the sources                         
Ordered by her                            
On behalf of others.                         
Looked to the holes                      
Under the emulsion is a magazine,                       
She rocks them all                       
But he doesn't read them.                         
                                         
Chorus:                                 
The Internet is waiting for someone,                       
Someone is waiting for a game,                       
No one is waiting for her,                        
She's up to her ears in the network.                       
It's almost gone,                        
Won't be until morning,                        
Then she will leave,                         
And maybe it will get better.