Retro - MSF 2.

Track: TECHNO 09 D.J.KOT 03.28.98  
Author:  ...Remixed by Macros, 02/18/2001 
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In search of the mysterious any key in the new
cool megademo, stuffed with porn pictures -
kami with ibm, with a full backpack rocket
launcherin Doom,and, finally, leading your
detachment into the lair of the vile Kungs, we didn’t notice
flowed as a new era began. Sinkle era
rawhich was predicted by the guys from
SpectrofUn'a.                            
 It all started with a proposal from the mayor of Kotla-
sa (Kotsoft) add another 16 ad-
resin lines. With sharp criticism on the outside
regular meeting of KOTNP(P) (Company Tu-
puff of Non-Programmers (Idiots)) spoke
drank by its leader Batman. He warned that
impossible within the time frame proposed by Kotsoft
ki (for7 days) upgrade everything
computers of local sinclairists, because
that, supposedly, there is no necessary material
base, to which the mayor of Kotlas, speaking at the
torahs of all the Sinclairists and giving them a gift
rock hour of free modem use
(at the time of his speech, and all exits
ZX-Net outside Kotlas were blocked
us), replied that the material base is not
only there is, but it is also overcrowded, which is
all users were excited when from their active
lonok poured through all the cracks in a stream of "uh-
elements" of this very base.                
 To everyone who brings their computer to PMS
(Spectrum Modernization Point, former
EMZ), Kotsoft promised to donate a box
beer. Crowds of Sinclairists rushed to the PMC and
everyone wanted only one thing (here scientists
ryat - what exactly?). By the evening, PMS has its own
There was a decent crowd. No accounting
upgraded computers are not
elk, therefore of dubious origin
Sinclairists, reeking of ibm, wanted
take advantage of this and get up again
in line. After several such modifications
nizations, they turned out to have the most powerful
128-bit computers, which subsequently
led to the appearance in Kot'dum of the left
faction "Cockroach 1024000000".            
 In the morning they learned about what was happening in Zet-
burgre (formerly St. Petersburg) and President of the USSR
(United Commonwealth of Sinclairists)
S. Zonov decidedmake a virtual visit
to Kotlas, but by noon the beer ran out and
the whole party scattered to their towers.
After the president found out about this
dent, it was decided to cancel the visit and not
take down the network because of nonsense.                
 In a couple of days in Sinclairist circles
Rumors began to spread that
somewhere in Limend in the basement of a tower
underground (in the literal sense of the word) party-
ka ibm people led by ibm_stupid pi-
there is a terrible virus. Taking advantage of
holders of Spectrum circuits with mathematical
Pentium II coprocessor, replacing
built-in calculator (namely such
The Sinclairists had Spectrums), they found
a new undocumented command that
paradise, oddly enough, was located at the beginning
ROM:                                     
 0000h in a,(zx):or a:bit 1024,a:rrca:  
 scf:mov a,b:cp b,1024:jr z,0h    
thus, the network was polled and if
there was no thong "Cockroach rulez", pro-
there was a cold restart, and so on endlessly
before the thong appears. What kind of sacrifices
The Sinclairists didn’t go for Speckie’s sake, but let them in
ZX-Net simply did not allow them to do this
news. There was no communication between the Sinclairists.
There are rumors that the third will begin soon
computer war and it will not end in
favor of the Sinclairists(unlike two
previous ones, when Bill Gates, after signing
sanation of the agreement on curtailment of activities
Gigasoft's representative offices (formerly
Microsoft) in the USSR brought down the country's markets
sixtium computers for the price of only 8 three-
inches, the Sinclairists coped with these
calculators in an original way. They
installed Tasm on them
3.999999999999999, we dialed only one
line:                                 
                                         
 0000h nop                             
                                         
and launched it, Gigasoft's processors did not
withstood and burned, even the newest ones
coolers with liquid nitrogen did not help).    
 Kotsoft also felt that something was up
is changing and suggested changing the ROM. Instead of
1.8 GB chips, half of which
commands like:                   
                                         
 ldi:ldi:ldi:ldi:ldi:ldi:ldi:ldi:ldi     
ld sp,#c0000000:pop hl,hl,hl,hl         
 ld sp,(#5b000000):push hl,hl,hl,hl      
                                         
he suggested installing a 4.8 GB ROM, if
than half will work as RAM, but
lovina -like ROM. Naturally, at the address
0000h will be nop, so that Spectrum-
Couldn't use the mov software
underground parties of ibm people.            
 Then the seasoned Sinclair unexpectedly resurrected
rist S. Kolotov and raised (again) the question of
compatibility.  He tested the new ROM and
I noticed that it does not install on it
IS-DOS (Ideal Spectrum Disk Operation
System) and when using
X-Trade's turbo-loader when
When loading from the screw, the programs read-
64 times faster (someone suggested in
Place the ROM like this:                     
 #Зdxxxxxxxxxh in a,(wg):ld (hl),a  
 inc hl,hl,hl,hl      
 in a,(wg)....        
and so about 8 kb). According to S. Koloto-
wow, you don’t even have time to see the hacker’s name
when loading... He also noticed that there was no
the commandments from his “Bible code” are observed
ra":                                     
-Don't overturb!  Among kilobytes ldi
put at least one ld bc,1:ldir.          
-Do not create a mark for yourself longer than 8
characters (the new ROM had the following label:  
                                         
this_program_loads_bytes_from_wg_fuck_to all_ibm_speccy_rulez_!!!!!!!!!)         
                                         
But the Sinclairists, who from birth did not love anything,
what restrictions, dissatisfied that their
clamped again (after the second computer
war S. Kolotov offered his “bible” in
as a constitution.   Offer, EU-
naturally, it has not passed the constitution to this day
day is "Instructions for
Spectrum-128"), expressed their disagreement
in the most persistent way: they wrote
megademo, we pushed pictures from ibm and
They signed it like Kolotov did it. Uni-
married, he again plunged into the virtual
dream.                                     
 The situation was getting out of control. Someone
from the left started a rumor that a new one had been invented
fade-out procedure like in Terminator and
that it is cooler than a similar one-byte
Kolotov procedure, used almost in
every Sinclairist software product.
 The Sinclairites were humiliated. Now it makes sense
everyone's life has become a long search for a team
less than 1 byte, with which you can
set up the screen like in Terminator. In Kotlas
riots began. On the walls of houses there are belts
large (256*192 meters) inscriptions
si, containing calls to once and for all
end with the left "Cockroaches", and at the same time
deal with KOTNP(P) and other idiots
kami who do not program.           
 Suddenly it becomes known what the
deputy chief programmer of the mayor of Kot-
Lasa Joker is somehow related to the leader
KOTNP(P).  We found out about this completely by chance.
tea, when they analyzed the new procedure
cleaning the screen, in which instead of a heap of ldi
there were some cycles, which, in fact, you -
given his non-programmer origin.
In this regard, Kotsoft, speaking at
ZX-Net announces the release of a new media
information codenamed "fuck".
It is a ball of magnetic
of different material, permeated with many different
versions in which magnetic heads go -
ki.  But this time no one is going to PMS
I was walking because it turned out that last time
the beer turned out to be of poor quality.      
 "Cockroaches" at a UN meeting (Society
Rejected Insects) teamed up with
"Scorpios" who once supported
president, but rejected after graduation
computer "Dinosaur 1024" and decided
arrange the impeachment of S. Zonov. Feeling that
things are bad, the latter voluntarily goes to
resignation, admitting that he was not at all
a programmer, but just a systems engineer.      
 It becomes known that he gave up several
wanted for years for some crime
quality MOA software
(Larchenko). He said that he had come up with a new one
algorithm and now its loaders will be
sing read information from fast disks.
But beforeno one allowed him computers and
he spent the rest of his life with S. Kolo-
tov in a virtual dream (the highest measure of
punishment - not to touch for several years
to the keyboard!).                         
 And then elections were announced. President
Anyone with a coding background could become
fishing Every voter was registered
user by reading from his computer all
setup's. But "Cockroaches" again found something...
then in the new ROM and in each setup file
the string "Tarakan rulez!" was inserted. By-
it happened that the president was to become
UN leader - Batman. But Joker arrived on time
exposed the vile relative and thereby
saved the country from the inevitable computer
war and cleaned up his reputation.      
 After the re-election as president of the rocks
Kamikaze and as a gift to the good electorate
sent everyone a porn picture from his new
howl games ZXonix.                         
 Everything seems to have improved and life has returned to normal.
its former course.  Programs themselves
improved, fought against viruses, created
were given new toys, which they then played with
programmers shouted.                       
 But that was not the case. Alex Plusov, speaking
in the "Byte Peak" program on ZX-Net set
The question is: do we need final-cut?
He was supported by an amnestied former
criminal Felix and offered to deprive everything
Intro and Epilog programs, re-enabled
sew using Windows andreturn to
USSR flag white stripe. The last remaining
The surviving ibm workers put forward even more
more ridiculous demands: increase the frequency
Speccy 1.5 times, i.e. up to 1000 MHz, ver-
put all the cycles in the ROM and generally name it
ROM-Bios and make it alternative. Pros-
Kolotov, who was in pain, was put to sleep again.   
 To reassure the public, Mayor Kot-
Lasa Kamikaze entrusts the brewing con-
the Baltika core, transferred to Kotlas,
create a new type of beer - "Baltika 4096".
The programmers were delighted! Are the people
forged  The smartest people immediately staged a rally
in honor of the new mayor, who was
It was decided to move the capital of the USSR to Kotlas.    
 Well, we'll see what happens next. Mo-
Wellany key let's find it!