Discussion - Magazine production. How to make a cool magazine.

Track: Nemo - CHAMPION!                   
Author: Macros, 01/22/2001, time - 02:OOam 
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How to make a cool magazine         
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 In ZX-Power 4, of course, good recommendations are given -
recommendations, but from his shell of many,
Sorry, I'm sick ;)                      
 So, how to make a really cool
that magazine?                              
                                         
 First of all, choose a suitable name
tion.  Variants of phrases using
in no way
do not use. Title on one side
should be clear, but on the other hand, it’s not entirely
family For example: RPGRER, CPM_FORMAT, pc-ve-
Teran, Diaries of Comrade Zonov, Second
Sinclairist wave etc.Decide right away where you will take it
texts and music.  If you poke from
other publications, then do not even think about indicating
in the magazine your mailing address, and the magazine
You can release it without a title. And if everything
somehow the notices will reach you
information from the authors of that magazine, then tell me
im that, like, at your last party
the main musician slightly moved and placed
He lent me his entire archive for a can of beer. A
In the morning I also gave away all copyrights
for a glass of fortified                 
                                         
 The texts must include
some test. We recommend using
ask the following questions:                  
                                         
 -Are you sick of the inscription: Exess liberty
time. Are you ready?                     
                                         
 -Does nausea intensify when you see
inscriptions: Exess forever?                  
                                         
 -How do you clear the screen:                 
 a) Use the ldir command from top to bottom;  b) Use the lddr command from bottom to top;           
 c) Using a long cycle with decrement
volume of contents of pair bc.                 
                                         
 Based on the presence of answers a) or b) you can
judge a person's orientation, but if
the person will choose answer c) - this means
that he is abnormal, or a sectarian, or
too smart (especially if he adds that
its cycle fits into a frame)          
                                         
 -Do you get excited when the windows are open-
open and close for five seconds?       
                                         
 -Is my turbo running on your computer?
loader?                                  
                                         
 -Have you stolen Mudosoft loaders?   
                                         
 Also, news... is absolutely necessary
May column! If you don't have news, don't
trouble, come up with something like:        
                                         
 -During the Bill Gates earthquake
crushed by the gate. -If the motherboard is PC instead of a controller
keyboard set to AY, then when you press
on the keys the pussy will howl non-pisy-
beeper.  Even with a cooler
he won't last more than a minute even with a chord
on the second octave it will bend.               
                                         
 -Famous musician KSA writes music in
UKNC, and then distills it to ZX.       
                                         
 -At a recent party in St. Petersburg
RST7 went through the self- brought with him
rut and began to pester representatives
hard-firm.  Frunze, who filmed all this on
video, currently finishing editing a new one
erotic thriller - Nemo by RST7. How
traders say this film is instant
will become a bestseller.                     
                                         
 -Did you know that Nemo is not
Nemo itself, and its pirated copy?         
                                         
 -Black Raven 2 has been ready for a long time, but
the only copy was stolen by Hake-
ramie, broken, converted to tap format and
sent to Poland.                    
                                         
 -Last year Exess team announced
his care at the pc. And again they deceived me!-Famous Kotlas Sinclairist Batman
connected the CD to the tape input
computer and tries to boot. And sa-
My interesting thing is that he gets it-
xia, because analogue is recorded on the compact
gov signal, straight from the tape recorder. So
Thus, the disk fits: Dizzy-1,
MONЗ, Art-Studio and T.Renegade + levels.  
                                         
 -Did you know that Delirium tremens
is there a necromancer?                          
                                         
 And a few more tips...              
                                         
 -Be sure to apply to known personalities-
russian profanity
language.  So the chances of getting at least some
be the review almost doubled.       
 -In the "Review" consider a pair of non-existent
existing programs, and write everything down like this:
as if these programs are everyone's dream
Sinclairist. For example, graphic editing
torus BGR (or RGB :)), one might say, the second
swarm of art-studio birth, sophisticated,
full screen, with palette editor, 1024
shade, etc.                           
                                         
 -Be sure to say hi Extreme, a
then readers will think for a long time who you are
like this.                                   
                                         
 -Put some game into the application-
Ruhu, for example, Black Raven - III s
buggy bootloader. Promise to the next
fix the bootloader number.         
                                         
 -Be sure to tell readers about
coding. Write something like Alasm orZasm
any - this is rulez, but what gens-4
- this is also not a joke, they say, remember, on
what dizzy and other toys were written about.
And on modern assemblers, in addition to demo-
this does not write anything. Make it so-
the reader would wonder - is this a coincidence? 
                                         
 -Tell me something about iron. Nap-
An example of how to connect a fan to the Spec.
                                         
 -Be sure to post a couple of texts about
PC and Amiga. And give it in advance
a task for a familiar writer or Amiga worker
write an article about how his car is
rulez, and Speck must die. Nothing will be fixed -
barking,place this article in "Lame corner-
ra".                                     
                                         
 That's probably all. If you follow
give advice and recommendations, then success
provided for you. Realtime - there is such a
cash - you are unlikely to outshine yet, but empty -
I think it will occupy the Spectrophone's niche
you can.                                 
 So let's get to work! Good luck! ;)