Kory - Rumors, gossip, scandals - rulez!

Track:  It's mine work of art!           
Author: Macros,15.01.2001,Kotlas,Russia  
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 Did you know that...                    
                                         
In Estonia, one second is considered a frame.
and a test to see if the program fits into the frame
or not, Estonians spend with the help of se-
Kundomera.                               
                                         
Unbeliver I learned with horror that
tional for him "Captain Columbus" developed
a new device is running that emulates
Kempston mouse using a joystick. B
expecting something terrible,  Unbeliver sawed off
computer system connector, connected
tape recorder, and pretends that it's his
everything doesn't concern.                         
                                         
Exess team opened their representative offices
in many cities of Russia. List of services
The services they provide are enormous:                
-Steel bracers                         
-Leather bracers -Wooden bracers                       
-Shield (4 brainz)                          
-Two-handed sword -                         
Sold or exchanged for a splash screen for the game
The last hero 128 (remake of the good old
hira under 128K+AY).                     
                                         
Cuprumfeet is now working on pc over ig-
swarmBlack Bill Gates. According to him, especially
It is very difficult to develop an op-
optimal route tracer method
wave tracing. On the Spectrum he would
I solved this problem head-on, but suddenly on PC
someone will look at the source code - after all, it’s not
they will understand!  So he has to bend-
fight for a sustainable world.               
                                         
Russian hackers who stole
Microsoft  Windows sources, made
sensational discovery.  It turns out that all
the system is written inQ-Basic, and evennot
compiled, and in the form of direct source
cov.  When launched, the sources are loaded into
Q-Basic, are compiled there, and only
volume are launched.  Hence the launch time
Windows on a cold computer - approx.
two minutes.                              
Another sensational discovery was made
Russian hackers looking through the code of Quake
as a hexadecimal queen. At the end
working block they saw the following:    
"16:44 I remade it WolfZD under the camp
moan-rat.  I also corrected the sprites. On-
I started to unload - the tape recorder jammed the tape.
I threw it off with magic as is.  Stalker."      
                                         
The famous party Flash co unfolded
underground activity on pts and began
release viruses under the Gift brand. Already in
first day of a virus with an ominous name
"Gift for Bill Gates" visited more than 2/3
all the computers in the world. In his message
the authors wished Bill a barrel with a key, sa-mosaic socks and told the world
a lot of interesting things from the life of the birthday boy.   
                                         
Digital reality hit in full force
to the psychiatric hospital. Doctors say the guys are too
worked for a long time at the local reception point
scrap metal                             
                                         
Perspective group started its own
investigation into the death of Inforcom.   On
They were convinced from their own experience that
just like a printed edition for the Spectrum
could not bend.                      
                                         
Wife Bill Gates after celebrating with
New Year's husband went into the forest and will not return -
las. There are rumors among the police that the reason
the quarrel was a batch of licensed discs with
new operating system, which my wife uses
negligence recorded the band's concert
"Virus" in London.                       
                                         
Crime santa claus -it's not really
anime, but vector graphics.              
                                         
Cyberpunks began to have trouble sleepingat night.
More and more often they dream of Unbeliver with great
yellow ball and freshly dug graves. B
Extreme deny their involvement in the incident
believed, but the police have their own opinion on this matter
opinion. Recently on the underside of the table-
table tops  Unbeliverwas detected
curious quatrain:                
 Unbeliver with a yellow ball                
Walked along the sidewalks at night.                 
 He will return, but on a tank,               
 If you meet a cyberpunk.               
Unbeliver denies everything and says that it is
all the sneaky Exess' sheep are setting him up.   
                                         
After long-term treatment Digital
reallity was released in full force on
freedom. Imagine the surprise of the doctors,
when their former patients ran out into the street
tsu, started running in circles, shouting CIRCLE,
CIRCLE!  Then, seeing the sidewalk, they ran
pressed towards him, shouted BORDER 0, PAPER 0,
grabbed the crayons and wrote all over the asphalt
area with zeroes and ones. For questions
doctors they replied that during the treatment
forgot all the numbers except zero and one. A
on the asphalt they wrote a listing for a new one
chunk effect not implemented until
them on Spectrum. The doctors had only
spread your arms and place patients around
back to the clinic.