Locman - Homer Simpson about the game in Russia.

<b>Locman</b> - Homer Simpson about the game in Russia.

(C) Andrew Short Stories
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           HOMEP SIMPSON IN RUSSIA



               Hi all!



     Here have asked me to write an article on
my adventures in the game, "Homer Simpson in Russia,"
I am now and will (author's comments are highlighted in yellow).



     To start a couple of tips:


1. To open the doors need to bring

  'Key'.
2. The game has come across the broken bridges, which can be
  but the fix using the 'Key 17x19' and 'HAMMER
  SC '.
3. Standing in front of water, do not press 'Fire', and it will
  children GAME OVER.


To some, this seemed incongruous - but in fact
actually everything is simple - I do not know how to swim. :)



     So, let's play ...



     We should start to fix all broken
bridges, but to repair the bridges - it is you do not pick your 
nose with a pencil - you need a tool, but as it turned out, for 
two: 'KEY 17x19' and 'Hammer'. 


With the brand key related one story. But later. :)



     Well, 'HAMMER' in general should not have
no problem: go to the fecal station
find the 'key' opens the door - and the 'Hammer'
in your hands.

And here's the story: Fecal station (where the city, I'm sorry, 
crap is pumped into the reservoir) - a very real institution. 
On duty:) I have to visit there often:). And the way the key 
there - 17 * 19. It was such a bitter humor ...




     Now 'KEY 17x19': the house pick 'SAUSAGE' and give it to a 
locksmith in the location "Here Lives Fitter." 


Almost too real case. We had a drunken plumber, so he week of 
work did not go away - and drank worked. :)




     Sooner or later, but you still stumble on
Granddaddy-pensioner who you will aggressively
ask any "blintsy" cast them as far back as you
1947.

This humor must have been to estimate the audience the show
'Simpsons' .. :)



     Well, if you want blintsov Granddaddy, he will get them 
(after all, the senior must be respected). Find near the house 
next door 'Frying Pan' and return to the house, there put it on 
the fire - and 'BLINTSY' ready, although the smallness of 
scorched. Now it would not hurt to get a pension for the 
purchase of ingredients to brew: To do this open 'HAMMERS' 
closet door and take out 'PASSPORT'. 


In this case, the 'open' is not quite the right word. :)



     Then go to the post, in advance of taking with him a 
'cheese' from the fecal station and receive a pension.


And as it sounds! 'Cheese fecal Station' ...



     With this money (1 rub. 20 kopecks.) Should buy
milk from a speculator.

Sum equal to the then fare in public transport Ivanov. By the 
time the game price risen to 1.50, but the remake did not. :) 



     Opening a jar 'HAMMERS' and the 'Key 17x19', you
understand that need some kind of container. That's when you
must find the 'EMPTY Beadon' in the location of "Broken 
Bridge". Found? Well, thank God - that you and 'cans of milk. " 
After speaking again with grandfather, try to catch a frog. 
Yes, yes, 'HAMMER' head (curious, I'll tell you it). In any 
case, you'll never be able to catch at least one green. Now go 
to my grandfather and tell about it whatever you think about 
this. After the conversation Granddaddy want a beer: go into 
the house and get out of the fridge 'BEER'. But there it was, 
'PIVO' need something more open, as his grandfather did not 
drink. O.K. Go to the door of the house and open the 'Beer'.



After the game I tried to do the trick.
Nothing came of it ... R)



     Looks like beer with my grandfather just went - requires
from you back the money (that's senile marasmus). Well,
Well, there is nothing left to do but go back to the 
speculators for the money. Armed with the 'Cans With milk ', 
requires a speculator money back citing the fact that, say, 
milk TURNED. Speculator obzovet you a bad word, but the money 
will return. With this money go to his grandfather, but not so 
simple, Granddaddy this amount seems too small. 


     At some point in the game, you must
must find moonshine device firm Scorpio. Near it lies 
'Floppies', take it and go back to the house. There take from 
the washer 'knife' and in a way - by mail. At the post office 
note, that cashier's desk is nothing like SINCLAIR

(Rulezzz). Insert a 'Floppies' and write a letter Zonov. After 
some time the answer will come on your letter from which you 
will know what to fix Scorpio, you need some wire. Take and cut 
the 'knife' 'WIRE' from the phone, standing on the table next 
to the cashier. Now, when you otremontirueete 'WIRE' Scorpio, 
you can make moonshine. On this for now. Farther yet to go no 
managed - my total efficiency in the game was 81%. 



  Below I will discuss some situations in the game.



     Firstly, if you noticed in the house has a TV. So, this TV 
can be repaired 'HAMMER' on TV can be read and Credits

know that Ivanivske beer - the beer (do not know
have not tried). By the way, for this action you will be 
credited interest. Secondly, after my grandfather would

ask you for money, we can come to the post and
kill 'knife' cashier (for this, too, credited interest). But 
why such cruelty? 


     If you use the 'Hammer' on the toilet, then
get 'PODZHOPNIK' (interest is not charged). In
game 'knife' can cut the bushes, but no
hidden locations were found. In the game you are caught 
'PANTS', if they get a 'Gum "disappears, and you can carry as 
much as three items instead of two. I also found another 
'Dynamo', but could not find a use for it (perhaps it should be

somehow used in the location of Red Square, there
there is a strange room with no windows and doors).

The authors of this strange room should
was associated with players with a certain institution
Red Square (they say there is someone is lying).



     The room is a neighbor on the table, lie 'clock', but
seems unlikely that they may be somehow involved in the game. 
The authors, in my opinion, including the 'clock' in the game 
to show the steepness of their game. When I take the 'Hours', I 
have at the top of the screen (Near the walking man) there is 
the inscription 'No CMOS'. 


I have already spoken about this issue ...



     And yet, very sorry that the game is missing
Options SaveLoad, this is perhaps the only omission from the 
authors. 

In games of this type is unreasonable ... No technical 
difficulties there. And even in the second Homer This will not, 
maybe ... 


                 *



     Thus, 81% ...


It is necessary to throw in the moonshine berries, pre-cutting 
them off from the bush piece of glass ... A splinter can get 
working on some of the windows with a hammer. But if you have 
in your pocket will not appear podzhopnika, then all your 
attempts are futile: berries Homer gobbled up immediately, 
arguing that he was hungry. Podzhopnik same kind of beats my 
appetite. In This is something of Freud. :)



Next, go to the Granddaddy, he says, drunk and crawl into your 
pocket. :) It must include home and put in a cot. He will ask 
him to include telly. Go Large telly with a hammer. R) 


After conversations with the trader turns (just
1.20:)), the recipe is a well known ...


It remains to celebrate. In the author's interpretation of the 
celebration was not co-drinking of alcohol, but ........ 
correctly, blow up something ...



Must blow up the bomb ... Bomb will help build a fitter from 
the dynamite and watch something else (forgot) ... AND Do not 
forget to return the locksmith key ... Did you forget about 
him? And he remembers ... But promised to give ... Bad! 


After collecting the bombs detonate it easier than ever. So
both because of the author's rendering clockwork in
bomb hopelessly spoiled just put it on
plate ... All the game is over, and let you remain a mystery - 
Homer survived or not ... :) 



iyapolozhite it
plate ... All the game is over, and let you remain a mystery - 
Homer survived or not ... :) 



iyaolku all graphics - color!)
mouse,
Music coprocessor
two drives.



     The question of support for General Sound and Covox not 
yet been resolved, due to the lack of disk space. 


                 *



     The game will ship on two discs with non-standard format 
and will be packed. By the way, When packing is used and 
modified by DMA G_SOFT'om for your personal Needs packer

DSQ. And the degree of compression it exceeds the compression 
of all known packers on the Spectrum. So that

"Unfolded" version of the game will take a drive
three, or even more.

     We deliberately withhold release of the demo version,
because both are afraid to miss some details, which may stop 
you make for yourself the right impression about the game. Game 
from the outset conceived as a completely commercial project, 
and therefore, we, for its part, can not afford

issue, even as a demonstration of some parts of the game, which 
can not be judged on the game itself. 

     And another thing ... In connection with many varieties of 
Speccy, the game will not be "cool protected" because there is 
a risk that the protection perenavorochennoy game will not run 
at all Speccy. : ( 



                 *



    Well, now a little about the composition of "GreenFort".



        -GreenFort Software Corporation

1. G_SOFT (Dmitry Gapkalov) - Programmer / or
  ganizator project "Mechanic Wars", and indeed de
  la, an organizer of "GreenFort".


2. DMA (Dmitry Abramov) - a leading developer and

  author of the idea of creating the game.

3. GODFATHER (Denis Markelov) - our artist.

4. STACK (Leonid Golynchik) - musician, as an eye
  shows help in creating tools.

And recently joined the project:
5. AVATAR. He has engaged in a script and sound
  musical accompaniment playing.


                 *


P.S. Dear user! Probably, "Mechanic
Wars "- is our attempt to slow the destruction Spectruma in our 
country. If you buy pirated games, then breaks off the last 
thread connecting authors with Spectrum'om. We have already

one leg standing on the PC - programming and creation of 
graphics has long been going on it. After Spectrum kill not the 
ones who hacks into the program, and those Who are the hack 
program ... 

     But, of course, we do not mean you, dear user! We are 
confident that the game will finish it successfully, and if 
hopes for "Mechanic Wars" are correct, then make sure "Mechanic 
Wars-2," which we realize our old ideas, such as: the number of 
players at least 4, support multimodemnoy games and, of course, 
the continuation of the script! ;))))). 



            C Regards, Greenfort.



For questions on the game contact 812-177-10-34 (Boris)

continuations script! ;))))).



            C Regards, Greenfort.



For questions on the game contact 812-177-10-34 (Boris)