Adventurer #07 31 января 1998

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Ottyag - Winnie - the Pooh and all - all - all.

     (C) DAVOS SOFT

     (C) Music: DAVOS SOFT


        Winnie the Pooh and all-all-all.



     A breeze stirred the hair on
cone-shaped head with a piglet Piglet.
Helmets, zamazanaya mud, lying right there.
Gravimetry, won the other day at a artanga
maps, lying in a puddle and blew bubbles.
Broken box from under the shells hung in
bush, the place where lay down Piggy, surrounded by piles of 
empty bottles of vodka. Rarely where you could see the bottle 
from under the juice (but if its someone and noticed something 
I assure you, Piglet, vodka in bulk buying!). Snoring shook the 
centenarian oaks, evergreen forests - the forest was sleeping 
... Descended large acorn rather painfully rapped

Piglet's nose. Pig a little bit more
soak up the puddle, which began oposlya
yawn and rub my eyes. Pulled his helmet on his head and clean 
the vomit from his uniform, Piglet remembered yesterday's feast 
about winning the battle. Remembered Piglet and how long he 
tried to put to death by hanging hog Pumbaa, and how broke off 
the rope. In the end, Piglet traded unfortunate boar Corporal 
Dzhonlanu three bottles of vodka and with peace of mind went to 
his post. Surrendering so sweet memories, Piglet felt the need 
sober and zatsokal hoofs in the direction of the camp, "Laser 
platoon." 

     Corporal Dzhonlan met piglet
very politely (discreetly wiping vomit
shoulder). Piglet looked rows of tents
and nodded understandingly. All fighters
were dead drunk.

     - Corporal, where wild boar? - Asked Piglet rygnuv.

     - What a wild boar? - Asked the corporal,
obgladyvaya someone suspiciously familiar
leg.

     - Yesterday's prisoner.

     - Duc ... We ... Kannibalirovali!
Oh!

     Because the Piglet did not know a word, he nodded 
understandingly. 

     - He was shot, eh? That's right, I
and he thought to cut off his head ...
Where is Winnie?

     Corporal already eaten boar's leg
waved his hand in the vague direction:

     - The best!

     Thanking zealous campaigner, Piglet, wobbly gait, went to
temporary staff. Meet him caught
Donkey, Eeyore, as always, located in the depressed state. 
Beyond the grave voice, greeting the little pig, a donkey 
suddenly shook and jerked to a nearby bush,

where, stooping down, he was shaken by emetic
spasm. Piglet potsokal on, muttering:

     - That's what a weak body,
Shoot ...

     At the headquarters of gaiety prevailed. Pinocchio,
bowing to the audience, said
the following speech:

     - "Comrades! Yesterday, we won a very
important for us to win, defeating detachment
vile renegades, reptiles, swine, such
skins that only look for it! According to our records, our 
losses are small - just simply three battalions sardukarov. 
Prisoners, which we captured yesterday, is now being 
questioned. On present day data, the enemy is coming! 
Gentlemen, let's drink to our victory! 

     - Well as you can! - Mumbled
someone.

     - As much as you want, "boomed
Barmalej and knocked in his mouth carafe
vodyary.

     At the headquarters of fun reigned ...


                  *


     Winnie the Pooh (born Veneamin Bukhov, Moscow Factory of 
plush toys) sitting on top of pine tree and watched the 
movements of the enemy. A well-trained detachment Heffalump 
crawling his way to the positions of the troops of the 
confederation. Behind them looming figure Stormers team. In

Towering soared potrepanye "FER-DE-LANS, and for maize. Bear is 
frowned. I suppose the enemy was plotting something. Twist 
handles cellular phone, bear in horror to realize that there is 
no connection. A enemy is approaching ...



                  *


     Piglet, swaying, walking along
path to the post of Winnie the Pooh. From afar
he saw Winnie, wobbling on top of a pine. Screwed up his little 
eyes, Piglet I saw a nightmarish scene: Heffalump platoon 
rushed troops to the positions of the confederation. Behind 
came a galloping herd of stormtroopers. In the sky soared enemy 
flying objects. Pig sinister smile and a sadistic pleasure 
loaded gravimetry dragged along gravel paths around. Issued

war cry, rushed to the pig
enemy.


                  *


     Heffalump wave sweeps away everything in
its path. Snapped the trunk of pine, on which sat a Winnie. 
With a scream bear down right in the midst of enemies. A couple 
Heffalump he zashib the fall. Hurricane Piglet flew into the 
thick of the fight. Wildly ulyulyukaya, Piglet and Heffalump 
Stormers put out of gravimetry. Precise blow to the ears posted 
Piggy in the knockout, Winnie was brushed aside a strong paw 
Heffalump ... 


                  *


     Brigade Heffalump lunging
to headquarters. Buhie fighters "LASER ARM"
not made them a great problem.
Staff could be seen already built. Joyfully
yelp, Heffalumps rushed to destroy and
break construction. The entire command staff
The Confederacy had been destroyed - Gingerbread Man gobbled 
up, Pinocchio sawn, Barmaley hanged on his own beard. A clear 
directive from the top was all clear - no prisoners taken!

Heffalumps embraced by attack aircraft and
cries of joy filled the neighborhood ...


                  *


     Piglet pushed his way his eyes. Swollen left eye 
unbearably ill. Out of it's head from side to side, Piglet 
nearby saw lying Winnie the Pooh. Gravimetry on which skimmed 
Heffalumps, was unharmed. In the end, they know how to do the 
same artangi Arms! Pokryahtev, Piglet villages. Ill

head, nausea, and everything else. With booze yes
on horns - as the piglet is not used.
Suddenly, behind him came a familiar voice:

     - Hello, Piglet.

     Pig, squinting in pain, turned around. Before him stood a 
donkey Eeyore. With groaning Piglet stood and put his helmet on 
his head. Smer ass with a contemptuous stare, Piglet arrogantly 
asked: 

     - What happened then, the ordinary? Again
some grand battle of global proportions, taking into account 
the stock of spice two years ahead and utter terminations 
sardukarov? 

     - What? - Asked tormoznutaya
donkey.

     - What happened then?

     - Ah ... Nothing outstanding. Heffalumps broke our 
headquarters, the generals were executed and all ... 

     - Edrena mother! - Pyatachok.Nafiga swore I put here! Yes 
I am ... I .... I ....!!!! Yes, I am !!!!!!


     I must say that recently a pig
picked up the "star disease", and now
He started, so to speak, attack. Ass
hid in the bushes, watching the pig take heart from a safe 
distance. From the cry of a pig ochuhalsya Winnie the Pooh. 
Looking at besivshegosya Piglet Winnie coughed. Attack of the 
disease in pigs as abruptly ended, as begun. Choking, Piglet 
from Winnie started sharing the latest news: 

     - I'm going, in-kind to you. Well, go, go
and see you on the tree, damn it. Well, the tree
dropped, and you're on top of Kent, and here
and I ...

     - I was not here, - muttered from
his hiding Eeyore.

     - Well, - continued Pyatachok. AZ
they, therefore, urine, you cut down, damn it, I
of the tower, the tower, but then stumbled and eye on the 
ground. Saw what date? 

     Bear yawned and nodded.
Picking up his cudgel, bear short
Piglet said:

     - Boar, get ready. Donkey, you stay here and will follow 
the enemy. We have a case.


     Without unnecessary conversations all quietly dispersed. 
Piglet, barely keeping up with Vinny, asked him:


     - Pooh, where we graft?

     - At a meeting with the Intrepid.


                  *


     Undaunted, sat on a stump and leisurely
drag on a cigarette. So long
passed, as he passed through these gates to
Rakksle! And the result is a rather
stupid picture: all the virtual worlds
mixed, wet sardukary mercenaries Heffalump, Lords of Chaos by 
mistake were scattered in all 256 subspaces. And all this 
happened because of these gates on Rakksle! Having made a deep 
puff, Undaunted, scratch his nose and looked at the path 
leading from the thicket. In After all, who knows, maybe

be able to go back and restore
balance in the virtual world using
Bear ... At Dizzy's Intrepid large
hopes are not pinned, as recently
time egg possession of mania
things and he (DIZZY) often yelled: "Give me something to 
apply, or -" I drown myself! "(However, at Dizzy's fiction was

far and would promise to hang himself). "
Soon, the woods appeared Bear, dragging
on the back of a club, and next to it minced
little pig in otchischennom of vomit uniform and brandishing 
gravimetry. Undaunted slgotnul nervously. Artangi,

here! Drive away this very annoying
thought Fearless rose from the stump and headed for the Bear ...


                  *


     Winnie looked intently at the man
potrepanom in overalls. Yes, Fearless recent cool emaciated, 
even kayfoloviteli, utaschennye have aquanauts, did not help. 
With an air of importance bear greeted with an agent. Piglet 
modestly squeaked his "Hello!". Nadybav three hemp, man sat 
down. Long, long silence. Finally, Piglet squealed:


     - Did you ever paddle in the balls
beat?

     - How dare you, pig! Neuro-
shrieked the agent.

     - I have nothing, just ... Conversation
tie ... - Squeaked a pig.

     Undaunted, tried to calm down.
At Rakksle all seemed a joke, and that's it
result: he is one of the best agents
Union, sits in the company of silent bear and crazy pig.
Survived! Winnie the Pooh thoughtfully looked down
under foot. Suddenly, he boomed:

     - Oh, man, Che do you want?

     - First of all, to a pig
shut up - quite rudely answered
Fearless. - Second: I would like to know
Where's your little friend got gravimetry.
Thirdly, I want to go back!

     - The first point is already made - said Winnie, hurt his 
knee pnuv svinenka (And quietly!). - For the second question

the answer is obvious, he nadybal gravimetry there
where it took, well, the third paragraph and answer 
uncomfortable. Feel like home - Hoti. This like Kozma Prutkov 
said ... 

     Piglet rubbed his sore hoof limb, and then began to charge 
gravimetry pebbles, discarded nearby. Undaunted, rummaged 
through his pockets and fished out "MENTOS". On questioning 
glance bear an agent answered:


     - "MENTOS" - a fresh solution!

     Swallowing a couple of tablets MENTOS'a "
Undaunted, felt a wave of smart
thoughts and questions. Ruffled his hair, he
began to push it:

     - Well, boys, I'll tell you about
afford to continue to avoid unnecessary questions. You probably 
already know that all virtual worlds are merged, all of the 
platforms to form one big hybrid, so say, a site that needs to 
be cut by one stroke. Sardukary, appearing in this world, began 
their terror, clutching Local second vedeveshnikov, wanders 
through the forest a subject with a chainsaw, assuring All that 
is looking for his destiny. Silly, of course, the sounds, but 
it's true! Immediately a confederation, and some obscure 
organization ... 

     - Renegades - said Winnie.

     - Yes, renegades - corrected agent.Konfederatsiya - the 
good old citizens virtual measuring Z-80, renegade here

offspring of evil.

     For some reasons, Fearless said nothing about who was
through the gates on the Tempora Rakksle and because
What brewed this mess.

     - Renegades - this is not the correct interpretation. Are 
residents of virtual measurements "INTEL", so to speak, our 
colleagues in mind. Here ... - Undaunted zakuril.Vse it can 
prevent a certain way - I have to go Back to Rakkslu and again 
go through Tempora gates.


     - I do not understand - bellowed Piglet, frowning.

     - Oh, my little friend! - Agent
smiled mischievously. - Alas, not everyone individium able to 
understand spoken globally! 

     Winnie the Pooh, digesting everything said agent, issued 
by: 

     - That is, you mean to
everything fell into place, you must re-
pass through the gates enti?

     - Very precise concept, Comrade Winnie - sarcastically 
told the agent, thinking why the hell he got in touch with 
these brakes. 

     Hung silence. Occasionally Piglet
knocked out of low-flying gravimetry for maize or run hither 
and were shot in the woods renegade Gopnik. Winnie again 
violated silence:


     - And then what?

     Undaunted, again swallowed a couple of
tablets MENTOS'a and thoughtfully began
push another fresh speech:

     - And he gathered an army of Tamerlane, and left
every soldier on the stone. Fight, therefore,
and turned the shafts of their hut. AND
Tamerlane was talking with stones, and they said to him ...

     - Is that all? - Winnie-handed. - K
Why are you always trying to have persuaded?

     - This is a story - just thoughtful
said the agent. - I'm just one will
difficult to cope with this task. To colleagues in the 
intelligence contact does not make sense - do not understand. 

     At the same time keen eyes spotted a pig in a thicket some 
movement. Pig heard someone loudly belched and excused himself. 
He could hear the ringing of swords, some yelps and 
vshryukivaniya. Prick-eared pig gently kicked the Pooh in the 
leg and whispered: 

     - Winnie, there in the bushes ...

     - What? - Jumped Winnie the Pooh and Piglet looked at the 
crazy, "Are you crazy, wild boar, all oshizel such idiotic 
proposals doing? 

     As if by magic,
poured out of the bushes squad misguided Orcs.
Wildly looking around, orcs constantly
vshryukivali and squealing. An eccentric,
rygnuv and apologizing, he turned to our
Trinity:

     - Yu, boy. Pliz help mi.

     Winnie looked at Piglet:

     - What did he say?

     - What is a "battle" and "plizus" whisper-
said Piglet.

     - Is he in the ear wants? -Whisper
Winnie the Pooh - Look, let's fight him Gad. A
up plizus "I Poimena them all ...

     Undaunted, shrugged and turned to the orcs, cute smile:

     -Sorry, boys. Eye Kanto.

     Orcs grimly at each other and the Keck
dude said:

     - Well, then izvinyayt, rusish!

     And the squad of orcs, not forgetting to whine, he 
disappeared into the bushes. Waited until steps to abate the 
orcs, Winnie respect looked at the Neustrashimy. Piglet paraded:


     - A clever you are them, the goats! They tell us
"Battle" and "plizus" wanted to move, and you
them as shod! I'm in nature, steep Kent
Yes! Well after all the Spanish know!

     - It's English - carelessly
agent. - However, we continue our conversation.
Do you have any questions for me?

     - Hori - said Winnie.

     - Hori - said Piglet.

     - Excellent - Fearless looked
on the sky. - So, you understood the main theme. As a result, 
the curvature of space virtual worlds together in one.


     - That we know, - said Winnie, - AND
What next?

     - If after a certain time, I do not
I can go through the gates Tempora again
then we all kranty! Worlds will begin to disintegrate and 
become twisted into a spiral, so far no dead. Undaunted

calmly looking off into the distance. Must
hurry up, dudes ...


                  *


     Slonopotamskie patrols everywhere run hither in the 
evergreen forest. At all intersections were exposed to the 
gates of the Stormers. All roads and trails known were under 
the control of the renegades, and get people microcosm Z-80 
without further conversations destroyed. Stormtroopers with 
sadistic pleasure roasted Joe Blade of the Cannon. Time passed 
... 


                  *


     A small detachment of three chuvachkov
way along overgrown with high grass
footpath.

     - What other roads not - ask
a dude voice Neustrashimy. - We
the second hour of walking on this path,
so that it ...

     - Stop whining! - Answered the other
dude voice of Winnie the Pooh. - I have the same form it is 
clear that the traces are straight. Here before us, to see, 
too, someone walked. One man, a bear and a pig. And maybe

boar. Come on, comrades! Soon civilization!

     And Winnie the added step. Piglet barely
keep up with the agent and Winnie. Bewildered
Undaunted, the answer Pooh thoughtfully deployed "SNICKERS" and 
shaval him, throwing wrapper on the footpath. Something here 
was not so, but Fearless himself did not understand that

it bothered him.

     He passed for another hour. Piglet barely
moved the hoof, Winnie slowed
and stared incredulously at his feet. On
Neustrashimy question that worried him, in thought Vinnie 
replied: 

     - I am feeling strange, gentlemen.
In my opinion, the renegades gave us ahead
trap. Just look how many there
traces. Perhaps twenty people ran. And bears the same number. 
True, I did not know that the renegades are also bears

there. Ahem .. And a herd of pigs that something was made .. We 
must keep an eye on, and if that - ticking away!


     The agent has arisen a suspicion that
they walk around, but he was immediately rushed to get rid of 
that thought. Especially, that no evidence of this phenomenon

no. Vinny stopped and picked up something from
land.

     - Ha, as it inadvertently on the part of
renegades - Winnie cried - I do not recognize
them, honestly! Ate "Snickers" and
threw away the wrapper in front of everybody!
This is stupid! Lord, turn oglo ...

     - Nerd - gloomily muttered Undaunted, - Teddy idiot! We 
walked around, in their same footsteps of more than three 
hours! Fool! And with whom I have just reduced the Author! For 
I'm suffering, I tell you! 

     - Come on in ... - Winnie-handed, having realized
his blunders - The same may be with ...
eeee ... Here, you will recall times with pork
the whole day walking around the oak in its
footsteps, preying on words ...

     - Shut up! - Yelled the agent, and pushed off the road 
Piglet, stepped aside-ka, Piglet ...


     Taking Winnie the collar, Fearless
grinned ominously:

     - Now I vpravlyu your stupid brains
you animal!


                  *


     Talking about the adventures of Winnie the Pooh, I 
completely forgot about the sad donkey which had been left 
lying in wait to observe the enemy. Fill this gap. 



     Donkey Eeyore sitting on a tree and sad
eyes at the remains of Staff of the confederation. The task of 
Winnie the Pooh was performed in good faith-a donkey is 
continuously monitored movements of the enemy. True, within 
sight, since peeling from the tree ass was broke. Stormtroopers 
were playing kartishki, Heffalumps rested after hearty lunch. 
Ran from the tent officer Stormers and shouted:


     - Who has a plan? Who took it?

     Donkey happily hung down from the tree and
probleyal:

     - Here's stash stayed on!

     The officer was dumbfounded. Enemy ass y
their headquarters! Recovering officer stentorian
voice vzvopil:

     - Spies in the camp!

     Once a card game ended, from
slonopotamovskih tent looked out trunks Cannon. Extended from 
horror through the eyes of a donkey looking at it all, and in 
his tormoznutaya mind crept clever idea that

the officer asked not to be smokes, but simply a plan
countryside ... However, this was the last
thought of a donkey, because the next moment the tree, which 
shook the poor donkey, hit hellfire. A minute later it was all 
over. The officer picked up land only surviving part of the 
donkey - It loose when shaking tail. C

indifferent shrug of the shoulders, the officer took
stretched attack aircraft location plan ...


                  *


     After zubotychin Neustrashimy jaw ache a little Winnie. As 
they say in people, learn from their mistakes. After

process reposition brain mind bear
earned the right direction. Approximately ten minutes after 
mozgovpravleniya Winnie found it necessary to otvorotku. Small 
party, going a mile, made a halt. Piggy once stopped, 
immediately switched off and fell. Undaunted lit, Winnie sat on 
the trunk felled tree. This place was difficult to detect with 
a flying vessel, as lush crown trees, creating a reliable 
defense, concealed from prying eyes this little clearing. 
Stretching, Fearless said Pooh:


     - Listen, bladder, where there is
nearest spaceport?

     - Fuck knows - candidly said
Winnie - Or do you want to buy a ticket to
Rakksly? Oblomov, dude, everything is under control renegades. 
We cop it, but we are there stated.


     - Where you can get hold of here
space a ship?

     - Anywhere! Importantly, when you shoot, do not damage the 
tank or engine. And it is desirable to shoot a low-flying 
craft. 

     - Why?

     - Listen, pal, in your subspace of all such? It is 
elementary than with the lower height will drop ship order

less damage, brother.

     - It is logical ... - The agent thought.

     - By the way, we need to find my
Disa boyfriend, the world's boyfriend!

     - Dizzy? That egg with mania?

     - Well, everyone has their shortcomings, modestly said 
Winnie, "but if this Kent to give the right things, he can 
create such a! 


                  *


     - Go ahead guys, follow me! - Encouragement of Winnie, 
climbing up the stairs made of logs.


     - Listen, BEAR, egg exactly live
in a tree? You do not break off? - Prokryahtel Intrepid.

     Suddenly leg Neustrashimy
slipped into the void. Yelled the agent
grabbed the stair railing, but the railing
broke away and formed the void
glistened a diamond. Hooked legs for
ladder, the agent shouted:

     - Get me out! What the hell! Who
podpadlil?

     Winnie by Piglet pulled
Fearless back to the stairs. Catching his breath, Vinnie said:

     - There should have been jumping.

     - Jump? - Asked the agent .- Where
jump? Why?

     - Through a hole in the stairs, "grimly answered his 
question Piglet, he almost fell into the hole after Fearless.

This little family has always struck me as his
acrobatic art.

     Winnie got up and looked up.

     - No more soaking, we have almost arrived - Winnie waved 
his paw forward - go, Gentlemen!


     Fearless and Piglet with caution
continued to climb the stairs, feeling
foot of each step. Winnie, that's because
long arms, picked up the diamond from a stranger
voids between the railings. Soon on their way
turned out to be some kind of straw hut, near the
which sat Dzyadok and waving a cane,
watching the picture in the "Kama Sutra". Winnie
kompanenam waved his paw and nodded
on Dedkov:

     - Here and lives Diz!

     Trio, standing on a platform about
hut, stood still. Winnie politely knocked on the door.

     - Chavo knocking? Tutova me! rang
from voice.

     Teddy-bear turned his head and spotted
Dedkov. Polite greeting (from a
couple of bad words!) Winnie old man asked:

     - Dad, and where Diz?

     - Diz no longer lives here, and here
My girlfriend lives - old man chuckled, would you, fur coat, 
eat honey, and do not climb trees! 

     - What's with the old man, damn? Asked
Winnie the agent - Old horseradish healthily changed since our 
last meeting ... 

     - Affects the mixing of worlds-quiet
Undaunted said, and raised over Dedkov
breast - Well, my father, where Dizzy?

     Old boy was fighting. Reaching
Neustrashimy stick between his legs and lightly
strangled pig Dzyadok angrily said:

     - Where, where? Applies articles here
where! Recently, Dizzy's great change - one application in mind 
- and, slightly cooled down, Dzyadok sadly finished

Lost boy ... And his home is through
three trees. Yes you are, and so find it, he
where the pump at the door applies ...

     Thanking combat Dedkov again
absorbed in browsing pornokartinok, companions walked to the 
stairs. Winnie thoughtfully rubbed his forehead and muttered: 

     - We'll have to jump.

     Undaunted figured the distance
between the stairs and whistled. Piglet
looked down and almost fell down the stairs. Winnie once 
frowned. Undaunted, expectantly looking at the bear. Piglet 
thought about how to jump over that ladder with gravimetry. 
Finally Winnie said:


     - So, look and remember that
I'll be doing. Then jump to Intrepid, and then a wild boar. 
Well, with the Author! 

     Approaching the edge of the stairs, the bear began waving 
his arms and do deep breaths. Finally, with the force

pushed off, Winnie flew into the air and
according to the will of the Author landed safely
to another staircase. The same mysterious force
picked up an agent and svinenka with gravimetry
and transferred them to the house of Dizzy (taking on
ways of Winnie the Pooh). All free sighed.
Winnie gleefully said:

     - Gentlemen, we are there! This house Dizzy,
and on the roof of the pump is busy owner of the house!


                  *


     Thatched hut Dizzy almost nothing
differed from the hut Dizzevskogo grandfather, except that the 
roof was a plate on which was daubed with green paint "OT. LA 
TRI", which stands for "Evergreen Forest, Cable televidnie.

Owner of the house with the roof rolled head over heels
meet the guests. Modest smile,
Dizzy greeted with Winnie the Pooh and suspiciously looked at 
Piggy and agent Union. Bear is leaning on his club and

began to introduce chuvachkov:

     - It Deese, cool guy! Deese,
this guy - an agent of the Union under the code
nickname Fearless. This little pig with me called Piglet. Well 
as you Th not native, damn it! Be embraced!


     New friends embarrassed polapali
each other. Dizzy, wiping cloth
his bald head, with a nod to the doomed view
Pump:

     - Here's an infection, never used,
damn! I've tried to apply it everywhere and
the window, and the lamp, and at the door, and
roof ... Well, you've seen it myself ...

     - And on the inner tube you are his
have not tried to apply? - Sarcasm
Undaunted, he asked.

     Dizii face fell. Automotive
Camera! Hastily excusing himself, Dizzy ran away, shouting 
"Soon I will!". And, indeed, less than three minutes, as Dizzy 
rushed back, grabbing a camera. Pumping her Dizzy happily 
Bazaar: 

     - Apply! I did it!

     Pumped chamber, Dizzy calmed down.
Calmly sitting on the bench, Dizzy
as if just casually dropped:

     - I've been thirty-third diamond find
I can not ...

     - On - Winnie lectured Dizzy Diamond,
podobrany on the stairs, the plug-Fearless
found.

     - Thanks, - Dizzy hid the diamond in
casket, intricate way vmontirivannuyu to nothing.

     Winnie, comfortable lounging on
bench, started the conversation:

     - Diz, I have a question.

     - Go on, bro!

     - You have not applied and Language
Fuel tanks have?

     - Dofi ... Um, there's ....

     - Do you know where they should be applied? I
I mean ...

     - I have understood you. All OK

     - So if we'll go to you, apply them?

     - Agreed - nodded Dizzy, applying the beer itself.

     Winnie the Pooh got up from the bench, and held his paw 
forward: 

     - In search of the ship!


                  *


     Piglet smeared hooves in the dirt and
held by them on its already dirty
face. After a little ride in the
its kamuflyazhke through the mud in the mud uvalyal
helmet and soiled gravimetry. Now on top
see fig decided Piglet - steeper protection and do not think ...

     Piggy crawling his way across the field,
occasionally glancing at the sky. Dirt on the face froze into a 
solid crust and began to sprinkle. From behind, bouncing on 
potholes and stones, moaned piteously gravimetry. Pig Remember 
the guidance of Winnie the Pooh: "Without aerial vehicles do 
not come back !!!". Mercilessly scorching heat the sun. Dirt on 
the face Piglet's all dried up and sprinkle. I wanted to drink. 
Piglet began to nod, but stubbornly forging ahead. Creeping, 
crawling, and asleep ...


     And in a dream Piglet such a dream: he runs
the meadow (the same one on which he
asleep) and extinguishes the gravimetry of "FER-DE-LANS," 
"Cobra", "Krait", "Viper" and all he do not care. Suddenly the 
rain from the downed ship stops, and out of nowhere in the air 
came the donkey Eeyore from the wings of back. Sad eyes of a 
donkey gimlet pig through.


     - Tell everyone - Eeyore said, "I died in an unequal 
struggle against the superior enemy forces. Tell the Pooh, I

faithfully observed the movements
enemy troops. Tell him that the attack aircraft three times 
went to the river for water, and twice to relieve himself. 
Heffalumps went to shop for booze. Remember Me?


     Piglet nodded his head and ...

     Piglet in a dream somehow shook his head and banged it 
against a stone. Hryuknuv, he woke up. To my surprise Piglet 
found that the stock of stones in gravimetry was over, and 
around on two downed "Krayt". Nearby lay their pilots with a 
hole in their heads. But what is even more surprised Piglet is 
the fact that the place of its "Hibernation", he dreamed 
otpahal about one hundred meters. Determined nothing surprising 
Piglet stood up, stretched and slung over his shoulder 
gravimetry. Not surprised at Piglet Moreover, the ease with 
which he raised both "Krayt" for the chassis and dragged them 
along a suspended the meeting place with Winnie the Pooh and

Fearless ...


                  *


     Undaunted, sat on a stump and flipped through pornozhurnal 
taken at the time of his grandfather Dizzy. Winnie the Pooh 
walked through the meadow and ever-ter's head with his paw. 
Rustled the branches of bushes. Vinny stopped, an agent with 
barely looked up from watching pornozhurnala. It is, Piglet. 
Suckling pig with an important air wires on the ground both 
"Krayt" without paying the slightest attention to the elongated 
faces of cronies. Gently lower the "Krait" on the ground, 
Piglet is deeply sigh. Winnie, all eyes staring at

Piglet and Fearless, hiding envy
said:

     - Well, you and the youngster! But if you would
you dragged a couple of "Cobra-MK4 "....

     Knowing that all the will of the author, Vinny
did not torturing a pig. And just ran
of Dizzy ...


                  *


     Dizzy with an important air marched after
for Winnie the Pooh, taschivshim on his engine and
fuel tank (as Dizzy said - "You
necessary, and carry myself! "). Soon the dudes out
to the clearing. Knocking from behind the engine and
difficulty taking off from a head tank, Winnie waved
paw on the ships:

     - Here they are, Dizzy!

     With smart face, Dizzy went to lie "Krayt". Meticulously 
inspecting the holes and found that one "Krayt" caliber gravel 
smashed everything inside, and another fuel tank turned into a 
sieve, Dizzy turned to our three heroes. 

     - That's what I tell you guys, "began
Dizzy (piglet blushed, because he, too,
named "Man"!) - First, I would
to know what a pig so gouging
"Krayt"? Second: you need both "Krayt"
or one? And the third ... um ... Same as
first!

     - What? - Squeaked Piglet - How to
enemy to beat so "Pyatachochek, sidekick, drugan! And as 
disassembly, who is to blame, because "Pig, wild boar, bacon! 
What did I do? Struck the engine? Since the sun in your eyes 
blind! Hole in the tank? Randomness! 

     At the same instant pig felt palpable blow to turnips. No 
need to lie, Piglet! Pig died down. Undaunted

arose from the stump, and swallowing "MENTOS'a"
went to Dizzy.

     - Well, what can I say?-Agent muttered, looking at the 
"Krait" - The idea is that we need one "Krayt", but preferably 
more roomy. For example, three places. AND it is desirable to 
fix it quickly ... 

     - Well, - Dizzy hissed, "And now
dumps and did not bother me!


                  *


     The process of repair and assembly "Krayt"
No need to describe. It is elementary - turbopodduv put on the 
floor, and then welded to the valve pressure 
sinhropulsiruyuschego sipanola, trilangitichesky engine is 
fixed in the grooves of gravity chamber within the permissible. 
And so on, it's all technique, we do not even understand the 
principle of glipanosticheskogo trap ozone spheroidal. Well, 
unless you can say, Dizzy that two hours has collected nearly

all the "Krait" ...


                  *


     Messing around with wrenches in boxing gloves Dizzy was 
not the first. Muttering phrases like: "Annihilator

apply to the carriage, "Dizzy gathering ship. knocked a hammer 
on a bolt that did not want to screw, Dizzy vzdohul 
satisfaction. Posopev and again glance at his creation, he 
turned to Dizzy his new Freund. Dudes have already

sleep under dimensional hammering on metal
mutterings and eggs.

     - It's done! - Announced Dizzy,
Neustrashimy shaking his shoulder.

     Waking up and yawning, the agent slowly
looked at the "Krait". Suddenly he
shrieked:

     - What is ?!!!!!!!

     - It's new, so to speak, sambik, Dizzy replied modestly, 
"I called it "Krayt D-1. In honor of me, so ...


     "Krayt D-1" is a hybrid
spacecraft with a very distant
outlines of the original "Krayt". Under
wings hanging mesh with gravel (Dizomet
gravel), the cabin has been increased to
capacity of the three pilots. The tank was replaced, the 
engine, too, on the roof space Hybrid sported annihilation gun. 
Undaunted swallowed. Awake Piglet saw Dizzevo creature happily 
squealed: 

     - What a cool boat!

     - Yes, I know - nodded Dizzy (I wonder how he could nod
head?), "In short, I have supplied this
Fly all the latest bells and whistles,
Cator invented my dedushka.Okolo chassis I
priladil bear trap ...

     Winnie looked askance on the chassis.

     - Also, I have supplied your machine with anti WebBuilder 
superprokladkami "Stey Dry Plus - continued Dizzy - Well

and the rest is a surprise ...

     At the same time the woods seemed
storm troopers. Noticing tusuyuschihsya
Kent, attack aircraft with aggressive screams ran to them. 
Agent, as always, was not taken aback. Swallowing a few pills, 
"Minton," he yelled at the entire forest: 

     - MIIINTOOOOON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

     Immediately collapsed on the heads of stormtroopers
strong centenarian oaks. That's how the attack was repulsed by 
"storm team". But this more! Out of the woods seemed platoon 
Heffalump. Seeing that the storm troopers were buried alive, 
Heffalumps fucking furious. With cries rushed live avalanche to 
a clearing with our dudes. Unknown Where did the guy with a 
chainsaw ... Agent, having tried a little more pills, he began 
to yell with triple force, (he howled Winnie and Piglet). 
Century-old oak trees break off the head of a Heffalump, a guy 
with a chainsaw hunted looked around. After he used to walk 
through the maze, a pancake, on subsoil rocks! .. Pohmykav, a 
guy with a chainsaw on the preponderance of rushed at the 
Heffalump. Fight broke.



                  *


     - Quick, to the old tub! - Fearless commander, realizing 
himself the boss of the local hangouts - Dizzy, you're with us? 

     - Yes, but I can not, then this thing,
see for yourself! - Dizzy mumbled, applying
fists on slonopotamovu face.

     - Fuck you! - Gesture
agent, tying one in the trunk of a Heffalump
node and kick sending it back, Vinnie, and
Piglet, climb into the boat!

     Repeated twice was not necessary. Little pig bullet tore 
between Heffalump feet, climbed into the cab and hid under the 
seat. Heffalumps Meanwhile amicably settle for a guy with a 
chainsaw. Waving away the mercenaries chainsaw guy croaked:


     - Here it is fate!

     Winnie the Pooh, dropping a stroke club, worked his way to 
the cabin. Pokryahtev, he climbed into the cockpit and sat on 
the seat. Persecuting him Heffalump miraculously fell into trap 
of lying about the chassis. Loudly screamed in pain, Heffalump 
grabbed a miracle and howls retreated. Undaunted,

crucifying Heffalump, somehow made his way to
cab. Wear your seat belt, Fearless randomly poked a finger in 
the button. Nothing happened ... Upon reflection, the agent 
ponazhimat on the pedal. Again all of nolyam ... After thinking 
a bit further, the agent put ignition key in the lock and 
turned it. Broke away from the nozzle jet flame, turning

two Heffalump in fine leg.
Smiling happily, the agent squeezed the clutch and turned the 
thirty-eighth speed. "Krayt D-1" bullet soared into the sky and 
disappeared behind the clouds ... A fight almost came to an end.

Dizzy, to finish off a few slonopotamchikov, skolol and dude 
with a chainsaw bravely died regretting that he had forgotten 
somewhere its "Cheatam. Nobody noticed the light spiraling 
clots originating in different places ... 


                  *


     Two fighter "F-16 carrying their
usual constant availability. Suddenly,
severing clouds in front of them quickly flashed some kind of 
body and immediately disappeared. Pilot John Morkin said in the 
radio: 

     - Black Raven says Aquanaut. You
noticed something in the sky?

     - Yes, that was it? - Came into the radio voice of the 
second fighter pilot, "a hybrid or a UFO sektoidami? 

     - I do not know, but something ...

     - Oh nafig, we saw nothing.
So in the report and write.

     Fighters lay on the opposite course.
Before the database was only some three hundred kilometers ... 
And then it happened. Spiral clots picked one fighter and 
literally turned it into a spiral. Level of electrical current 
beat of covering the remaining istebitelya, until finally the 
spiraling vortex is not destroyed and second fighter ... 
Approaching vessel Hour for virtual worlds ...



                  *


     "Krayt D-1" came out in open space.
Undaunted, pensively looking at the button and
occasionally click on them, defining the method
"Educated bet," the appointment of a
button. Piglet and Winnie the Pooh, the first time in
their lives escaping into space, stuck
to glasses and stared at
stars.

     - What a beauty - Piglet whispered, entranced watching the 
distant flashes of light.


     Outbreaks among those approached.
It soon became clear that this was a few ships are fighting 
among themselves. Piglet vshryuknul and hid under the seat.


     - Fear not - coolly said
Undaunted, watching the needle on the clock - they give us will 
not do anything - and contemptuously added: "INTEL'ovskie"

"Starvarsy" ...

     Ships, shelling each other's retired, and without causing 
any harm "KRAYT'u D-1. Piglet crawled out from under the seat 
and probleyal: 

     - What happens ...?

     - The fact that sooner or later was going to happen - 
thoughtfully replied Undaunted, virtual worlds are twisted in 
spiral and disappear one by one ... It is possible that the 
world has skopytilsya Dizzy ... The fact that these ships have 
not touched - the action of destroying worlds. As Typically, 
people first start measuring slow, so to say "fail" and then 
there is folding of the world ... So that is in our interest as 
soon as possible to get to Rakkslu.


     - Yes, as soon as possible! - Muttered irritably
piglet - Where is it, this Rakksla?

     Winnie, lulled by the noise of motors,
asleep. Undaunted, poked by a button.
A small TV screen on the panel lit up and it appeared Dizzy:

     - Hi, lads! Here I am in the video, so listen to me 
carefully. Blue button activates Annihilator

Cannon, white - cap engine, red
brake, green open cockpit, and finally, black - this space is 
marked on all maps as galactic "Devil's Hole. Nobody knows 
what's there. There had never been returned.

I know what you're looking Rakkslu. Therefore,
have a chance. Do this: Apply the index finger of his right 
hand on the black button and the flow ... 

     At this point, recording was finished. Dig out from under 
the bar tape, Fearless saw the film is not terribly jammed be 
restored. Pomychav, pig uttered: 

     - Diz saved on matches ...

     - Well, - said the Intrepid looking
on a pig - after all, we do not
more likely to find Rakkslu. This is the only ...

     Continuing to look at Piglet Undaunted by clicking the 
black button and drowned it all the way ...



                  *


     Once all the space curdled
around "KRAYT'a D-1" in a large funnel.
Piglet thought that it squashed
in a chair, choking agent in a hurry
"MENTOS'om. "Krayt D-1" has shrunk, as if
spring and, as it were shot himself. C
great speed, never before vidanoy undaunted, "Krayt-D1 raced
through space and time, absorbing the miles and seconds ... For 
porthole there was a mad dance of the stars of curved space. 
Suddenly the noise of the engines died down, pandemonium for 
porthole stopped and everything fell into place.

Piglet freely sighed. Bear,
not waking up, yawned sweetly. Undaunted, stared at a picture 
of stars ... 


                  *


     Joy filled heart Neustrashimy. Here they are, those same 
rakkslovskie Constellation - BUHOY GHOST, Constellation DEDA

MOROZA, Constellation KENT DAVOS'a and
ZAA'Z'a. Yes, yes, yes! Stay on track could see some ... Phew, 
what a ... Rakksla, that's what it was ... As before, the 
looming artangovsky shuttle. Noticing the "Krayt D-1, 
artangovskie firemen planted firewood into the firebox, and the 
boat close to a vessel of our Kent. In

cab "Krayt D-1" came the slightly muffled voice artanga:

     - Stop your cart ...

     - Listen, kvaga - hissed
Undaunted, the microphone - you know me? This is the same 
because of you, Toad, I was through these fucking gates 
Tempora! I mean, moron? And you shall again for their idiotic 
things? " 

     - Fearless ???????????????

     - Yes, that's me!

     - Okay. Free to sit on
Rakkslu where you want, the worlds are beginning to
disappear!

     - Spasibochki - politely answered
agent.

     Artangovsky shuttle rolled into a spiral and disappeared. 
Piglet hunted looked around. 

     - Where are they?

     - Alas, alas ... Skates are discarded,
Fearless was very calm, "By the way, how to land that thing?" 
... 

     And an agent once again began to poke at
buttons and pulling levers. Corpus KRAYT'a
D-1 "shuddered, feeling the full cover
engines and the overlap of the nutrient mixture
Engine ... During the next moment the ship
rock fell on him which is under the planet ... At Rakkslu ...


                  *


     In fathomless cosmos devil knows what happened. Planets 
and measuring rolled into a spiral and disappear one

after another. Pass through the gates on the Tempora
Rakksle take their ...


                  *


     With a roar, "Krayt D-1, crashed onto the surface Rakksly. 
Undaunted got from the rubble and pulled out of the hoof Piglet 
and Winnie the Pooh sleeper, which is absolutely everything to 
give a damn about. Svinenok opened his eyes and looked around. 
Place the fall of a vessel surrounded by thickets of gnarled 
trees and lick bush-lyudosvinoedov. In

sky shone once two of the sun, somewhere far away the moon was 
trying to highlight the most secluded place Rakksly. Undaunted

waddling went to the sun-warmed
large stones and lay down on it. Stretching, the agent has 
dropped: 

     - Relax, Snout! We're on Rakksle,
count, there!

     Pig, clutching in hooves
gravimetry, heard behind squish and
nervous shudder. Turning around, pig
horrified to find that the bush-lyudosvinoed
looks at him and licked so weird. Furiously zahryukav (Piglet 
from excitement forgot to human speech), Piggy discharge in the 
bush lyudosvinoed whole clip stones and calmed down only

when I saw that bush was turned into a
sieve and no signs of life.
Turning to fall asleep for two suns
Undaunted, pig said:

     - We must go, damn it! In nature, I
was not warned about all sorts of bush-pig-eaters, a pancake, 
and, in general, we need to hurry up, damn, if we skopytimsya 
... 

     - Sleep well, my little friend, "replied Undaunted, here 
we are in full security. All sorts of nightmares with the 
curvature of space us on the drum ... 


                  *


     Space frightened her emptiness. Disappeared
all the stars and planets, even the station type
"Coriolis" and "Dodo! In interstellar space, but now just in 
the vacuum of space, do not fly and do not move ... It's all 
over ... 

     While there, a strange coincidence planet Rakksla remained 
intact. But all virtual worlds have been destroyed

ruthless turning, and only one
Planet Rakksla subspace third
extent of the world Z-80 remained intact ...


                  *


     Two hours have passed since
"Krayt D-1 crashed on Rakksle. Undaunted, slept, and the bear
Winnie the Pooh with a puzzled looking at a pig. So furious 
Winnie Piglet saw for the first time. Nervous, Piglet jumped on 
both hoof and started splashing saliva, waving gravimetry in 
different Parties:


     - Well then, get enough sleep? I am here, nafig,
so to say, damn, I'm sitting, you know, looking for
if I may say so, the gates of Tempora,
and they nafig, sleep! I am, so to speak,
I! Yes, I'll give you all in the face! Yes I am!
I! I!

     In a pig once again started a "star" disease. Piglet her 
screams scared of all the inhabitants of the forest. Kicked in 
the stomach Intrepid broke pig disease, and said quietly: 

     - The patient, follow me.

     The small group moved forward. Passing the 
bush-lyudosvinoedy (which, incidentally, tried shavat pig 
again) squad went on a small meadow, flooded

sun. Shook his head, Fearless
said:

     - Um ... Somewhere in there long ...

     And then on his back siganula wild
Cat unprecedented dimensions. Undaunted,
hard look at the beast, ponazhimat
to "SPACE" and sighed, seeing the lifeless
body of the enemy. Everything happened so quickly that Piglet 
had no time to lodge a Koshak a large boulder, huddled in 
gravimetry. Undaunted, wiped his brow and sighed:


     - We are on the right track, lads!
Here, I remember I used to put out this
cat. Now there is a small meadow, it seems, and what will 
happen next, I do not remember. 

     Sighing, Fearless searched the corpse
cats and, of course, found nothing. Piglet nervously stagnate.

     - Well, let's go! - Urging pig.

     A small detachment had passed called
clearing agent, went to the bush which -
a shrub with clusters of them hanging on
ripe berries. Forgetting all decorum
Piglet with rumbling pounced on the free and took handfuls of 
the berries to fall asleep them in his mouth, not forgetting 
the loud slurp and lick. Booze berries

svinenok rolled from the bushes and sated belched.

     - Somewhere here there was otvorotka, said slowly, 
Fearless, eating berries, Otvorotka to long-neglected "Cobra 
MK4" ... In my opinion, we need to go further a little further 
... Okay, get up! Come on!


     Famously jumped to his feet, fast agent
step toward the path. For him
trudged gorged itself berries Piglet and dragged on
land gravimetry. VinniPuh procession up the rear, all smeared 
with the juice of berries ... 


                  *


     Going to another clearing agent, stopped and raised his 
arm in a cautionary gesture. Piglet looked around and rygnuv, 
asked: 

     - Well, what we are, a pancake?

     - Hush, - said the agent, putting a finger to his lips - 
Sdetsya me here ... 

     And only Undaunted said these
words, as the trees fell down local
Aborigines, such small black boar
with curved tusks, which was still breakfast (and maybe a 
dinner or dinner). Rain of arrows fell on our

Kent. Undaunted, hastily swallowed
"MENTOS" and think hard, not paying
attention to the boom and the Aborigines. Vinny -
Pooh vengeance wielded a club, Piglet only had time to recharge 
gravimetry. Finally, Undaunted, screamed:


     - All for me!

   And pulled to the nearby bushes, in which he saw faint 
trail. Winnie the Pooh and Piglet barely keep up with him. 
Cabana Aboriginal barely keep up with Pooh and Piglet. Masterly 
swore, bear stopped and pulled from his pocket the last can of 
canned food. With regret throwing it into the crowd of natives, 
Vinnie rushed to catch up with friends. Aborigines began 
mutuzit each other because of the canned food, and after about 
ten minutes from the whole tribe had survived a wild boar. 
Picking up the ill-fated bank preserves, wild boar revealed its 
fangs and began to choke a piece of beef called "THE GREAT

JAPANESE BENCH "...


                  *


     Undaunted, ripped the last sly interweaving vines and ran 
to the meadow, overgrown with tall thick grass. After

ran a pig and a bear cub.

     - Aboriginals left behind, the boss!, Rattled off a Winnie 
the Pooh. 

     - Wonderful! - An agent standing on tiptoe, trying to look 
over the grass, somewhere there rot unattended COBRA! So you're 
looking for. Good looking! 

     Piglet had disappeared in a thicket of grass. Some time 
later it was followed by Bear and the agent Intrepid.


     Piglet was crawling through the grass, looking for
"Cobra", but as earlier he had not see her, he was not sure
that detects it.

     Winnie the Pooh confused by their short
hind limbs in a thicket of grass.
Vinny, I must say, too, "COBRA" in the eyes
not seen, and was hoping for Neustrashimy ...

     Undaunted, ripping a giant grass stalks his hands, climbed 
ahead. Tripping over a root, mean sticking out from under stem, 
the agent fell head over heels and rolled down somewhere under 
the hill until you bumped into something golovoy.Razdalsya 
clang of iron ... 


                  *


     Winnie and Piglet from below to hear the cry Neustrashimy: 
"Here, I found it !!!". Heels rolled down a hill Piggy and Bear 
crashed into something head. There was a double clang of iron 
... 


                  *


     A few minutes later Fearless and Winnie were able to open 
a rusty hatch "COBRA". From the hatch smelled alcohol 
centennial Exposure ... Three of our guy got down the hatch

the rusty creaking stairs and looked around. Everything was 
covered in dust: here a long time there was no man ... and only 
traces of hoofs and someone's bones indicated that among the 
natives here was once the dining room. Wagged head, Fearless 
ordered: 

     - Everyone in the cargo bye! Run!

     Zatsokal pig hooves to the door,
dragging gravimetry, which produced a
horrible squeaking by friction with the rusty floor.
Agent oklinul Piglet:

     - The other side!

     Piglet unfolded shafts and went to the correct door. 
Brazenly knocking her kick, Piglet gait steep guy went inside 
the cargo compartment. Clip-clop of his hooves echoes in almost

empty slot. Behind him in the bay ran Fearless and Winnie the 
Pooh. 


                  *


     Undaunted, looked around.

     - Oh, yeee! - Vzvopil he found
shuttle with the exotic name "tsetse fly" - This is what we 
bring to the gates !!!!! 

     Unexpectedly brightened in the compartment. Looking 
around, the agent spotted two huge spotlights. Looking closer, 
he realized that it was There were two huge someone's eyes. 
Piglet nervously gulped and trembled:


     - Ch-ch-that eeetoooo??

     IT was a giant spider with
many hairy lapisch. Sticky spider
saliva fell on the head of Winnie the Pooh. Blinking
her green eyes, spotlights,
spider seeks out his victims. Piglet, the
which were trembling with fear hoof, long
could not shove a stone in gravimetry. But
when he shoved him, the first thing
good aim and fired in a spider blinked. Boulder fell right on 
target. Spider howled in pain and fell from the ceiling

next to the Intrepid, who coolly ponazhimat at "SPACE", 
finished off the enemy. Spider bit more pulled into convulsions 
and then died away. 

     - Follow me! The agent opened the hatch, "FLIES
chain-chain "- This little thing we get almost
the target, so to speak! Landed in the desert
I'll find a gate grain you!


                  *


     Undaunted, sat in the pilot's seat,
Winnie sat in the chair of the navigator, and Piglet
for lack of chairs, sat on the floor. Tugging
levers and pressing a few buttons, Fearless
revived the ancient aircraft. Cough, zahryukal engine. Digging
under the instrument panel, Fearless fished
navigation card and inserted it into
slot on the remote control. On the monitor
displays "ROUTE PUT. Undaunted, playfully moved his eyebrows:

     - Fly to the desert! All the things I took
with them, so we fly!

     Undaunted by clicking on "Start" button.
Slowly, with a terrible screech split
sash "Cobra", and a little research Shuttle FLY chain-chain 
"soared into the sky. 


                  *


     Desert Tempora ... Nothing could be so
outstanding not, in principle. Is that
archaeologist to show interest, digging the remains of
poor misguided traveler or finding rough table that says "want 
to drink. VANYA.." Nothing interesting in the desert no ...



                  *


     "FLY chain-chain" lay on the heated
land. Three dudes peered into the vast expanses of desert. 
Undaunted raised binoculars to his eyes and looked at him. 
Nothing interesting! Near rode Piglet lamented:


     - Well, let me see it! Daaaay!

     - The look, - the agent handed pig binoculars.

     Snout pressed against the eyepiece:

     - What are smart chicks! What legs!
What breasts!

     Undaunted, grinned:

     - It's a mirage, Piglet. Heifers here, to
Unfortunately, niht May!

     Piglet looked up from binoculars,
understand that the girls in bikinis are really not. Rummaged 
through his pockets, pulled Undaunted compass and nodded: 

     - For me, Kent!

     Long, long time wandering dudes
in the desert. Undaunted, occasionally brought a
binoculars to his eyes and looked around.
Suddenly out of nowhere came the donkey and
making a couple of dead loop, just as suddenly disappeared. 
Undaunted, shook his head, expelling stupid vision ... After 
two hours Undaunted walks again looked through his binoculars 
and saw them approaching vortex, a kind of funnel. Soon he 
realized I found what I was looking. These were the gates

Tempora ...


                  *


     Standing not far from the vortex, Fearless
deep breath and looked longingly at
Winnie the Pooh and Piglet. Those, in turn,
longingly looked at the Neustrashimy.

     Well, that ended our adventure? "Asked Piglet, looking at
vortex behind Undaunted, - We have found
what you're looking ...

     - The end ... - Sadly nodded Fearless - Yes, unfortunately,
ended ... You know, guys, I managed to
you get used to ... At first I thought that we
you do not work, but sees the author
how wrong I was! So ... Let us embrace each other goodbye, I 
will soon have to leave ... Save the worlds ... 

     Sidekick embraced. Let me tear Piglet handed gravimetry 
Neustrashimy: 

     -On, pass them artangam ... I did it
cards won ... Not fair ... In the sleeve
two aces hidden ... Here ...

     - Well, - Undaunted he took from the hands of
Piglet gravimetry, before ... Well,
lads, I must ... Farewell ...

     Once again embracing pals parted. Undaunted, stepped into 
the vortex and disappeared. Winnie and Piglet sadly looked at 
each other ... 


                  *


     Once in the depths of space has arisen
some movement, which grew and shirilos. Out of nowhere appeared 
the planets and measurements. Splits into separate worlds,

their measurements ... In the virtual world
restore balance and peace reigned in full ...