Maximum #10

10 августа 1996

Игры

Detective - Wanted: LOS INHUMANOS, MERCS ...
Fantasy - Eysenck Asimov "The man who never small." A herd of stellar dragons.
Razbiralka - Cheats THE GREAT ESCAPE.
solid jokes - 8 holes. Collection of statements by Soviet officers (continued).
Advertising - Advertisements and announcements ...

<b>Detective</b> - Wanted: LOS INHUMANOS, MERCS ... <br>
<b>Fantasy</b> - Eysenck Asimov

Razbiralka - Cheats THE GREAT ESCAPE.
solid jokes - 8 holes. Collection of statements by Soviet officers (continued).
Advertising - Advertisements and announcements ... " alt="Detective - Wanted: LOS INHUMANOS, MERCS ...
Fantasy - Eysenck Asimov "The man who never small." A herd of stellar dragons.
Razbiralka - Cheats THE GREAT ESCAPE.
solid jokes - 8 holes. Collection of statements by Soviet officers (continued).
Advertising - Advertisements and announcements ... ">

WEEKLY

11.08.1996

The second part

Hi all, in general read below.

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(C) CDS SOFT

1.TURBO ESPRIT (Durell)

Alexander / CDS SOFT
MDM: 395-8162, from 12.00 to 22.00

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(C) RINDEX

1.LOS INHUMANOS (Code Busters)

2.DOWN TOWN (Code Busters)

3.THE WACKY DARTS CHAMPIONSHIP (Code Busters)

4.MERCS (Seamans)

5.FINAL FIGHT (Seamans)

6.LODE RUNNER 3 (Biotech Sotware Inc.)

7.FORMULA-1 (Niko Soft)

8.STREET FIGHTER 2 (Fantasy)

P.S. FINAL FIGHT need only version Seamans, no version of
Fantasy offer. STREET FIGHTER 2 only version of Fantasy or any
modemeschiysya. In the long stay! During the STREET FIGHTER 2,
good reward!

Denis / RINDEX
MDM: 422-8627, from 13:00 to 21:00

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(C) MANIAC

1. MUMMY MUMMY

Thanks in advance!
In debt will not stay!

P.S. Ogronoe thank Wlodek Black'u for FIVETEEN'S.

Dmitry / MANIAC
MDM: 387-0763, from 20.00 to 00.00
ZXNet: 095/380

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(C) V SOFT

1. THUNDER CATS (ELITE'87)

Besides the version AVF'CH (very much slow load)

Vladimir / V SOFT
MDM: 492-0691, from 18.00 to 19.00
ZXNet: 095/404

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(C) GROFAZ

1.MANCHESTER UNITED IN EUROPE

2.TOBROK

3.BATTLE FIELD GERMANY

4.BEACH HEAD 2

5.GOLDEN APPLE

6.SNOWSTORM

Sergei / GROFAZ
MDM: 353-7123

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(C) 583 SOFT

1.NAVY SEALS A

2.OPERATION HANOI

3.LAST NINJA 2

4.LAST NINJA HELP (Demo)

5.ROBOCOP 1 and 3

6.RICK DANGEROUS 1 (Full)

7.NETHER EARTH

Aleksandr/583 SOFT
MDM: 583-8993

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(C) OSCAR

1.ZOLYX

Alex / OSCAR
MDM: 554-1582, from 22:00 to 01:00

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Little to dull. These games you can download, called home in
the proposed time (MDM), or upload to the server (ZXNet) (only
MANIAC'u SOFT'u and V). Who does not have a BBS, only write
when you call home.

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GOD, PLEASE DO NOT FORGET TO TIME IN ADDITION TO CANCEL OR
YOUR list when you no longer need one
A program.

Your lists can upload those BBS, which accept mail
for our newspaper.

As lists are accepted by phone:
395-8162, from 12.00 to 22.00 (Alexander), on a daily basis.

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Fantasy.

And here is a new section. There will be different fantasy
stories. Of course, we will not publish a story with 50 rooms
newspapers, the stories will be small, but interesting. Well,
the opponents of science fiction can safely skip this section.
We do do not force to read this story.

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(R) PREDATOR

Isaac Asimov.

The man who never lied.

When Roger Halsted appeared on the top rung of the ladder
on the day of the meeting of the club Black widows (and they
met once a month, regularly), at the table were already Counsel
for the Avalon patents and writer Rubin. Both noisily welcomed
the newcomer.

Rubin said:

- You finally got to that condition, when you can once again
meet with their friends, eh? - He ran to meet Halstedu,
stretching out both hands and smiling broadly. From this it
klokastaya, matted beard stood on end. - Where have you as a
propodal? Why not come to two meetings?

- Hello, Roger, - said Geoffrey Avalon, beaming with
vysotysvoego growth.

Halsted took off his coat.

- Well, holodina on the street! Henry, bring ...

Henry, the only one waiter, who admit to his widowed, has
already offered him a glass:

- Glad to see you again, sir.

Halsted took a glass, a grateful nod.

- Who says you can not double-enter the same river? Did you
know I got in mind?

- Decided to quit mathematics and to begin a decent life? -
Asked Rubin.

Halsted sighed:

- Teaching math in junior high school - is
One of the most honest way to earn money. Cause-and
pay for this work so little.

- In this case, - said the Avalon, lightly swinging glass
from side to side - the free labor of the writer - it evil,
pure racket?

- No way! - Protested a freelance writer Rubin,
instantly enraged.

- So what you got in mind to do, Roger? - Asked Avalon.

- I have decided to implement an ambitious project, the dream
of my life - Halsted said. Above his eyebrows white bathing
heaving abrupt forehead without the slightest trace of hair,
which a decade ago, perhaps we could find. However, dense
vegetation and now covered his temples and neck. - So I'm going
to write "Iliad" and "Odyssey", but in limerick form (*). Each
forty-eight heads of these two books will conform to a rhyme.

Avalon nod:

- And that already have the results?

- So far I have struggled with the song of the first "The
Iliad." Here is what I Timeout:

Agamemnon and Achilles brave
One argued that it forces.
The king behaved rudely.
Angered strictly,
With him Achilles etiquette forgotten.

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

* - Traditional, known since ancient times, a form of English
poetry.

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

- Thumbs up - said Avalon. - Even very bad. Limerick is almost
fully captured the essence and main content of the song. True,
the name of the hero of the Iliad "- Achilles, not Achilles.
More precisely, even ..

- Such pronunciation would violate the meter and rhyme in a
poem - said Halsted.

- It's true - Rubin said. - The reader will probably decide
that the two extra letters - typo, and nothing beyond that, of
the product can not stand.

On the stairs arose out of breath from walking fast Mario
Gonzalo, a professional artist. At this meeting he would to be
the master.

- Has anyone else come?

- Besides us, the elderly, no one - said Avalon.

- The man, whom I invited, just about to appear. Very
curious person. He must like our Henry, for never in my life
did not lie.

Henry raised an eyebrow, dostovaya glass for Mario.

- Just do not convince me that you invited here spirit
George Washington himself - said Halsted.

- Roger! Very nice to see you again. By the way! Jim Dreika
with us today will not be. He returned the invitation cards.
Reported that he had some sort of family reunion and it is
there certainly prisutsrvovat. And my guest is called Sand,
John Sandy. I've known him for quite some time, although not
very blizko.Choknuty guy. Mad at the races and always cuts the
truth. I myself heard how he does it. It seems his virtue on
this and come to an end. - Gonzalo blinked.

Avalon according nodded:

- Yes, this is a real achievement, however, when it gets older
.. - I am sure our current meeting will be interesting -
quickly Gonzalo added with a clear purpose to prevent another
lengthy argument Avalon. - And I told him about our club, that
in the last two times ahead of us, too, were very complicated
puzzle ...

- Puzzle? - Exclaimed Halsted to suddenly awakened curiosity.

- Are you a member of the club and zanimaeshsya it is not the
last position, so you have the right to be informed. But let
the best Henry all will tell you. In both cases, the central
figure was it was he.

- Henry? - Halsted glanced over his shoulder, not hiding lung
surprise. - They have involved you in their stupid game?

- I assure you, Mr. Halsted, I resisted, - said Henry.

- He resisted! - Could not resist Rubin. - Yes, Henry at last
two sessions proved to be true Holmes! He ...

- The important thing - said Avalon. - You, Mario, could blurt
out too much. What you told us about his friend?

- How to understand your words - >? I
do not Manny cuts, you know? I gently hinted Sandy, that

We - as priests in the confessional. We are all as one, hold on
together when it comes to secrets. But he said he wanted to come
to us, because that is in trouble with the mad desperation of
position. I replied that he could attend the nearest
meeting widowers, because I will be on her master and
I have the right to invite one person. Why, he himself!

Stairs climbed a slender man with a thick scarf
wrapped around his neck. Slenderness of his figure has become
even more evident when he took off his coat. Under a scarf was
krovavokrasny tie, which glowed like, throwing a purple glow on
the thin, extremely pale face of this man. In appearance it was
about thirty years.

- John Sand - said Mario mannered introducing a stranger.

He however, had prirvatsya: on the stairs was heard heavy
foot Trumbell Thomas, a specialist in criminal law. A moment
later he heard a loud exclamation:

- Henry! Whiskey and soda for a man to death!

- Tom - Rubin spoke to him - if you did not make such a
amount of effort that will certainly be late for every meeting,
then you probably would come a little earlier today.

- The later I go - parorival Trumbell - the less I
I hear your stupid comments. Progress your thoughts have never
taken such a direction?

When the last guest was presented and Trumbell, all seated
in its place.

TO BE CONTINUED.

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STUD STAR DRAGONS

Finishing his morning coffee, I calculated the trajectory
has not yet discovered the comet, which was about a week later
to discover and name your name. Quietly appeared robot janitor
reported that bottom of the waiting robot-Envoy unfamiliar
design. Creaking joints, a stranger entered the room. Seeing
over the working Table portrait of my ancestor znaminitogo -
Baron Munchausen robot suddenly fell to the knee joints and
creaking with the strange accent:

- On behalf of the Emperor III galaxies Tau China welcomes the
illustrious descendant of the great Baron Munchausen!

- What is it? - I asked. - Yes, and vstante ...

- Our civilization is on the verge of death! The emperor,
having studied the history of 22 Civilizations, proclaimed that
only you are able to help us and the decision of the Galactic
Council, I was sent to your planet.

Then the Messenger described in detail the essence of the
problem posed in front of them and to me it seemed suschimi
trivia. Case that in the empire existed Center of artificial
intelligence, in which recently joined the gala PC 234-th
generation. He was used to calculate flight trajectories Star
Dragons. But these days the computer was kidnapped by pirates
one predtsivilizatsy not members of the Intergalactic
Association. Now with the help of computer pirates will hunt
for the Dragons. And although the herd Star Dragons star guard
patrols, but is targeted by a computer of their trajectory, the
pirates can deliver electronic traps. And then the dragons go
unattended.

- Loss of only one Dragon will significantly reduce our
standard of living level, - said ambassador.

- Loss of the same whole herd will doom us all to die of
starvation!

- Do it! - I replied.

Wearing a light suit, I took a sky map and
his unfailing blaster, which preyed on skotopurgov. C
annoyed said to myself that has not yet been sent to the
World's library adventure movie about the hunt.

Half an hour later we were at the launch site. And in a day
III galaxy. Meet me at the gangway by the Emperor. Then flying

plate with a motorcade delivered us to the main residence. In
two hour conversation with an eye for an eye Emperor initiated
me into all details of an emergency.

I asked at their disposal a PC and a channel
with Vsegalakticheskim artificial brain. But only through
day to compute the orbit of the pirates. On the second day I
knew where they are hiding, and immediately flew back.

Reaching is the asteroid, which was located their base, I
saw the starting ship antediluvian design, reminiscent of
the first ships reusable. It only remained to start the chase.
The race lasted for three exhausting days. And only then
including the field of artificial gravitatsiin I was able to
inhibit their ship and take the lift using a magnetic harpoon
with a nylon lasso.

The rest was already a matter of technique. Bringing the
ship from pirates the empire, I handed them over to local
police. Kidnapped gala PC 234-th generation was solemnly
returned to the Center artificial intelligence. The Emperor
proclaimed this day a national holiday, and vsenaselenie
exulted in the squares, watching the gala Binoculars 19-th
generation, like a herd of priceless Dragons roams to a new
location.

Seeing me, the emperor gave me a cassette of a video film
"From Life Star Dragon. "Thanking on behalf of the earthlings,
I invited the emperor and his family to visit our planet in the
spring, during the period blooming roses. Emperor
enthusiastically accepted the invitation.

After one day I will return to Earth. Finishing his morning
coffee, check my previous calculations of the trajectory of a
new comet, and suddenly found unaccounted for early
disturbance. "What a delusion!" - I thought, and repeated the
calculations. But the outrage did not disappear. Then I
overshadowed a brilliant idea. This is from ordinary comet, and
kometazvezda surrounded by a whole retinue of small satellites.
And it turned out that at noon today it will be held at the
minimum distance from Earth.

I immediately contacted the main Observatory and the
astronomer on duty dictated the parameters of the orbit and
awaited the results. An hour later, the screen lit up the
communication system and a smiling attendant said that my
calculations are fully confirmed.

- Comet discovered! - He exclaimed, pointing at her screen
color images. - We are waiting, dear Munchausen, that you
personally gave it a name.

- Call it the name of my distant ancestor - Comet Baron
Munchausen - I said, hiding the excitement ...

- Perfect name - said approvingly old astronomer. - But
because we must also give the name of the mysterious retinue of
satellites.

- It's easy - I said, grinning with their memories. - Call
them "Herd Star Dragon."

Dmitry / MANIAC
ZXNet: 095/380

RAZBIRALKA

Hello boys and girls!!! CDS SOFT, here again. As yet
hard to get this game, but still, I'll write something in here
help through this good game.

THE GREAT ESCAPE
(C) DENTON DESIGNS
(C) OCEAN 19??

As always map area. "

5 6 7

10
about
9
x o o
4
1
2 o 3
15
November 1912

13 o 14 16

Under the tower (11) You'll find the green key with which to
open a room (12), and then entered the room (3) you take it
tools for cracking the door (they can break all the doors
except the door (14) "). Then, using these tools to crack door
to the room (2). There you will find a shovel. Bring it to room
(4). After a walk in the room (9). Take a flashlight out there,
and again considers it in the room (4). Then at night he took a
flashlight and a shovel You go down the drain (you need to move
the stove, and crawl into the hole on the floor), then crawling
on sanitation and to dopolzaite impasse. Impasse need a shovel
to dig and crawl on, after a while you crawled on land and walk
from there you can escape bite wire. It seems to be easy, but
... The thing is that you need podgodovitsya, and how to do
this I, unfortunately, not I know. I only know what made their
way into the room (15) You will find the key, but from what he
is, I have no idea. Zati I know just what you need to enter the
room (16) through the door (14), and more ... To be continued.

But again, some notation:

(1 ... 14) - space, doors and rooms;

(O) - sewers;

(X) - a place prokusyvaniya wire;

() - Places are not needed in this job;

(,) - The door;

/ \ - Tower;

\ /

P.S. Continuation of parsing the game in the next issue of
our newspaper.

SOLID FUN

Our naive attitude proizrosli to physical ones.

I suggested that Margo's hand and heart, not knowing that
she loves diversity.

Kisses spread rapidly throughout the body.

At 16 years old in love, she sent him a letter in the spirit
of Pushkin's Tatyana. But he, fortunately, it did not.

Share of all women into two categories: confused and
muzhelovy.

Did not care about the soul in the guise of sobriety.

She slept with him tete-a-tete.

In addition to work, never take a walk.

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(R) IRONMAN

COLLECTION OF STATEMENTS OF SOVIET OFFICERS

Textbook for junior and middle
academic staff.

"The citizen does not need fools.
So here I am. "
Unknown ensign.

130. Now you're in plaid shirts, and it comes time, change them

in a khaki cap.

131. Goose, pig, not a hindrance.

132. Face cadet should express sorrow and thoughtfulness.

133. What you write, comrade soldiers? Are you smart or what?

134. Do not spit into the well until pereprygnesh.

135. When I was a cadet and wanted to read, I rose through the

Half an hour after curfew, he took a book and went with
her to the toilet!

136. Fellow students, your last name? - Ivanov, Petrov, Sidorov
moat! -

Are you brothers? - No, namesakes.

137. The tank - M tons. No, those bastards hard, the best K.

138. Mines are armored and antitank.

139. Strategy - that is the desire of how to act ve
ably opponent.

140. You are now looking out the window the audience, but the
time will come

and you look out the window you are entrusted to the tank.

141. Boiling temperature of water in the tank - 90 degrees. No,
90

degrees - a right angle.

142. That fell from the cart, that will not cut down with an ax.

143. Why do not you It is home to rats and other insects?

144. Fence for two days down, so still worth it.

145. Ranging Kalashnikov assault rifle is on target,

which is a plywood square of black paper again
example of 20 to 30 centimeters.

146. Inscribe an ellipse in the square, draw a tangent at 45

degrees in diameter. What do you laughs! This technique
has long

already in the United States enjoy!

147. Our department has purchased a computer. Now, officers in
the department planned ruyutsya to 500 thousand strategic
operations per second.

148. Take a rake and metite!

149. Well, drank a glass of, well, two, well, a bottle or two,
but why is it so

nazhiratsya?

ADVERTISING.

Accept advertising. Call us! We are waiting.

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interests shoved a good program for AY-mouse.

Tel. Alexander 902-0113, call between 17:00 and 20:00, with MF

Interested in all information on the printer ROBOTRON 6312.

Tel. 344-7762 Michael, to call from 20: O0 to 22:00 daily.

Seeking for an exchange program for a computer ATM-Turbo
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Tel. 344-7762 Michael, to call from 20:00 to 22:00 daily.

I have two 13-s drive for three rubles

Tel. 409-9029 Alexander, calls from 13:00 to 21:00 daily

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Sale prefix "Kanga" 8-bit + full set of wires +

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adventure,

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Price 200 TR Bargain.

Tel. 168-5705 Dimitri call from 19:00 to 23:00 daily

GENTLEMEN ADVERTISERS, TIMELY WAIVES ITS ADVERTISING WHEN
You are in it no longer needs.

EPILOGUE

Well that's all. Hopefully, the next number will
without delay. What else can I say? E-mail us.

See you next issue. Bye.

Editor in Chief - Basargin Denis / RINDEX / ... 422-8627
Deputy Editor in Chief
- Alexander Eliseev / CDS SOFT / ... 395-8162
Partition Editor "Advertising", "List of BBS" and "Wanted"
- Alexander Eliseev / CDS SOFT / ... 395-8162
Editor, "News from DITRONIK 3 BBS"
- Little Russians Ilya / CYBORG / ... 409-4297
Editor-in "party!"
- Dmitry Sosenushkin / RAVER / ... 168-5705
Editor of the "Printed with the continuation"
- Pavel Fedin / API SOFTWARE ... 329-4385
Editor of the "Fantasy"
- Sergei / PREDATOR ... 903-0347
Editors section Razbiralka "
- Alexander Eliseev / CDS SOFT / ... 395-8162
- Malyshev, Alexander / WARRIOR / ... 902-0113
- Basargin Denis / RINDEX / ... 422-8627
Editors of the section "Continuous Fun"
- Skobtsov Alex / MASTER SOFT / ... 218-1448
- Alexander Titov / IRONMAN / ... 455-9089
- Basargin Denis / RINDEX / ... 422-8627
Editor of the remaining sections
- Basargin Denis / RINDEX / ... 422-8627

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The newspaper is published from 9/6/1996.

Foreword - The paper came out late ...
List BBS - A list of running BBS.
Reprinted with cont. - Graduates of military departments dedicate (part 2,3).
Version - 2 versions of the game: DARKMAN.
Video - Action "The Rock".