Ottyag - Test "How much do you love beer."

     (C) Music: Sector / Serious S.G.


     This section is intended for OTTYAGA
fans of beer. Beer RULEZZ!!! Now you
can test for love
to beer. If you type less than 90 points
then you will be useless to read any further, but
there will be a review of Yaroslavl and Rybinsk
Pivnyak, and something else about beer. Let's go!



     (C) Fedorov, "Chasm" Vladimir



       How much do you love beer?



     Although it is no longer summer, autumn is
and pretty cool, but you can drink beer
always. I also sit at the claves, drink beer and
here for you to come up with a small testik,
which enables you to find out whether this
you're fan of the tough drink.


     1. When do you prefer to clap a beer?

 a) in the morning.
 b) evening.
 a) Always.



     2. If yesterday you pereutriroval with
potebleniem in the interior of alcoholic beverages, what are 
you in the morning would you prefer? 


 a) One hundred and vodka.
 b) A couple of beers.
 a) Sprite.



     3. Which do you prefer rasfasofke buy beer?


 a) In the circle (I mean the draft).
 b) in the bottle.
 c) In the tin.



     4. How much you can drink at a time
beer (on the basis of capacity 0.5 liters)?


 a) As long as enough space in the stomach (commercials

    three - four).
 b) As long as enough money and space in the stomach
    ke (hm. .. my record - 9 for three hours,

    although this is not the limit, just money

    then we ran out of Never'om).
 c) Kochumayu one cup - drinking sake

    maintain a conversation.



     5. Do you prefer a hawala
beer?


 a) Fish - dried, smoked, and it is possible and

    salted (herring, too bad).
 b) nuts - peanuts, pistachios and those with no
    mi.
 c) Pop chips (eat PRINGLES - listen

    Pop ... thanked ... Eat fish, burp, and the case
    shai Prodigy or Sepultura).



     6. What beer do you prefer?


 a) Light.
 b) dark.
 c) Alcohol.


     7. You're a member of the Party of the fans
beer?


 a) Of course!
 b) If, in our town was a branch, then

    I would definitely come.
 c) A is the party lovers "Sprite'a"?



     8. Have you participated in the dispute who
drink more beer?


 a) cases.
 b) I have no friends that it would be me

    suggested.
 a) rather weak stomach.



     9. Do you not love such a wonderful
cocktail as "Ruff"?


 a) Do not drink this crap.
 b) If notified, it is always his own

    do (But I, Chasm, prefer

    internal - that is to drink vodka, and for
    beer beer).
 c) Pugh, but rarely, preferring to "Bloody

    Mary. "



     10. How do you like to refuel beer?


 a) In the company of his friends, for

    pleasant conversation.
 b) alone in front of a mirror.
 c) In the bar at the club.


               Results



 1. A) 5 pts 6. A) 5 - "-
    B) 1 --"-- B) 10 - "-
    B) 10 --"-- B) 1 - "-
 2. A) 5 --"-- 7. A) 10 - "-
    B) 10 --"-- B) 5 - -
    B) 1 --"-- B) 1 - "-
 3. A) 10 --"-- 8. A) 10 - "-
    B) 5 --"-- B) 1 - "-
    B) 1 --"-- B) 5 - "-
 4. A) 5 --"-- 9. A) 1 - "-
    B) 10 --"-- B) 10 - "-
    B) 1 --"-- B) 5 - "-
 5. A) 10 --"-- 10. A) 10 - "-
    B) 5 --"-- B) 1 - "-
    B) 1 --"-- B) 5 - "-

               Your Points



               90 - 100



     Beer RULEZZZ 'FOREVER!!! You're a real fan of the drink. 
Beer you drink and, moreover, always trying to fill their

stomach to the eyeballs, and if it
should be "ruff" it in the morning you still
go to Pivnyak and filled with beer. Hey,
Listen - we have a lot in common, call - a beer under the fish 
burst. 


               60 - 89



     Sometimes you love to sip a beer, but
mostly it happens, only
Then, when your friends pull you
on the mug - the other. As the song goes
- "Drink beer and your life will not become so
wistfully. "If you're going to follow the advice guys from 
Ivanovo, then you'll understand the whole buzz in the beer and 
voleshsya our ranks (see para 90 - 100 points).



               30 - 59



     Yes ... You must you follow the motto of
film "HACKERS" - "this drink
elite hackers - Coca Cola ". It's in them,
in burzhuinstve, drink soda, but we
drinchayut beer. Listen, changed his mind and wish to see from 
(60-89). 



               10 - 29



     Oooo ... Yes, you only drink Sprite
at the time, and why we ask you read
my beer section?