Adventurer #07 31 января 1998

Юмор

Ottyag - 20 things that girl can stuff yourself to hell.

 And now an article for the girls (ha ha)!



     (C) Clare Bear

     (C) Fedorov, "Chasm" Vladimir - translation



     20 things that a girl can

      stuff yourself far away


     Attention! Our magazine does not carry
no responsibility for the consequences
use this article as a practical guide.



 1. Standing male member. Boring.
 2. Semi-standing male member, who

    brought to working condition, ny
    by tickling pigeon eggs perysh
    com.
 3. Fruit of fun shapes.
 4. Also suitable and vegetables, at least for
    bavnoy form.
 5. Fingers. If you are using a Th
    tyreh at a time, then it is called

    "Fuck fist" and can be solved
    mend, only Sutch, if

    You nazhrali in Nulin, or do you have there

    such a hole that something smaller size
    pa you are not rushing.
 6. Candles. You should not use candles

    stolen in a church, why they

    blessed, and may be after the death of
    fall into hell for defiling.
 7. Pen brush, you brush your

    my cat of fleas. Stubble cool

    stimulates the clitoris, which should sufficiently
    vit you steep ottyag.
 8. Multifeys. Avoid using

    version 3, because he has not
    standard connector.
 9. Cigarette. For fun, try

    make a thrust.
10. Pen company "Bic" (for girls under
    germs).
11. A hand grenade.
12. Bars of "Mars" or "Snickers". Your

    partner will be able to eat it by biting the line
    model there.
13. One Bean "Tick-tock" - an abundance of light
    tin just two calories.
14. Electronic clock. Now your partner

    never opazdaet the last authors
    tobus.
15. Disposable plastic spoon to

    In order to take in itself a smear

    (Especially for shy girls).
16. Thin plastic raincoat -

    very convenient, since it does not take

    place in bag.
17. Handle a joystick. If you managed to
    Tes pass "Flying Shark", and use
    then characterizes the experience of fasting
    Whether, then your partner will certainly appreciate

    your efforts.
18. Mini CD system, to ensure that if
    can you fall asleep to music. If

    Your center active regulator

    volume, it can be cool to have trudged along

    programmed it to function FADE.
19. Clive Sinclair. Actually, it

    already have a son, but if you're cool fa
    NATK Speccy, then hopefully I will spare
    ete, even if the flies.
20. Small fonarik. There are several themes
    Novato.



     Wow! Devchonki Hey, I'm not against
participate in paragraph 2 - please call.