Adventurer #07 31 января 1998

Ottyag - Instructions for getting acquainted with a girl for dummies ...

      How once, one of our correspondents decided to get 
acquainted with a girl ... He made the acquaintance or not, but 
our editors received improvised guide

by ohmureniyu female. Do not know if we can meet this spirit,
but personally I do it somewhat differently.

     Typically, this occurs not in
Academy (since I'm not for a year -
the old has become lazy. Ha ha.) As advised by dr. John. In my 
opinion, it is more convenient do at a party in a club or at 
last in the company of mutual friends, where people gather 
interest, and we can get to such a stupid fool who does not

necessary, except shmotok (by the way, and in our
Academy are met - please
note). For example, informal girl in our town it is easy to 
catch in the art - club "Crossroads" on Saturdays. Since

there is going to people on the notch
rock'n'roll'e. Usually, in five cases out of ten, I find myself 
with a girl in bed in the same evening. Most of

I took on this process for ten days
(Dating from before bed).

     Well, okay, maybe you are, and come in handy if you want 
to find a companion for life (in written)!




     (C) dr. John



    INSTRUCTION ZNAKOSTVU Woman,

     For Dummies, coffee and DR

            Dinner sets

                   OR

            CUPS are people too



     There are people who learn to
street, there are other perverts (acquainting in a dark 
entrance, for example). I long practice other methods:


     Here you'll now learn who to
whom, and why not combine business with
enjoyable? Yes, I know that many practitioners
This approach - are in the corridor and glue
girls questions like: how much time
whether there is smoke (and maybe a drink). This method 
malorezultativen. There is a method much easier.




     Lab #....



     Objective: To get acquainted with the classroom

                  devchonkoy.



     EQUIPMENT:

 1. Sheet, pen
 2. To date
 3. Cute stranger
 4. Imagination and free time



     PROGRESS:



     1. Choose the object of your sighs,
chosen - say half the cases was done (to me personally it's 
hard to do - and that good and this is cute).


     2. Try on a pair of changes whirl next, to attract her 
attention. If she looked at you, then smile her smile, but not 
a hungry crocodile (Still made 10%)


     3. Write her a note (most importantly, that there was, and 
the share of humor, and what that she liked you, or,

extreme case, that you would be the consistency of
get to know her). Sample see below.

     4. Now - the final step: go to her and to give a note, 
while not forget to ask when will be the answer.


     5. Come on you yourself would cost without instructions.

     CONCLUSION: The meet is not easy, but
very easy!


               NOTE



     I beg your pardon, I do not know your
Name, but it is certainly in tune with you.

     I might ought to write to you
before, but hindered below the following circumstances.

     And here I am writing now, and I think (your
reaction - Look, he is also thinking
knows) that you are probably reading the first
two lines, throw out my message to the urn, of which on each 
floor for two pieces worth it. But I hope that at least finish 
reading until the end


     When I come to the first lesson, then
You usually sit in the hallway in front of me with her friends. 
And if I, suppose, would come up to you, it probably would have 
been laughed at. Of course, you now thought: "And if you see me 
you approach one, we're not afraid to be ridiculed? AND 
generally confused about everything is under your feet, prevent 
live! "But it seems to me that you do not like it, in the sense 
that you look some girls: drink (no, not water), smoke, swear, 
painted go (perhaps that is fighting Indian paint that came on 
the warpath, and this way is not even funny because Will you 
come in any staircase, and there figures napominayushie 
Neanderthal cave paintings! Previously, because people that ... 
left their painting from memory to descendants of the rock and

elsewhere, and now will write the word from
three letters here and think: his so-called toli, toli a 
nickname! "). Oops! Excuse me seems carried away!


     Well, I THINK THAT YOU ARE NOT FROM THE INDIAN!

     But do not think that you are my only
liked it.

     Yes, I even think of anything not mentioned, what I can 
say: I am an ordinary, normal guy. Although there is rather 
insane (do not drink and do not smoke), but this abnormality, 
but strangely, I like (I hope that this does not perceive as

glyuchnost my brain).

     Well, I already wrote a text on
4 ... 5 KB

     bye-bye beautiful neznakomka_

     See you soon!!



    Yes ... Nothing to say - funny. And besides, I do not quite 
guide suitable as a normal guy, I -

I drink and smoke with 16'i, and raped the girl,
also sixteen ... I remember -
Fall 89'go was, and she was freshman medical college). Memories 
...