Ottyag - Beer revue.

     (C), Vladislav VOSCHENIKIN



             BEER REVIEW



     Hi everyone! It's me again, Vladislav
Voschenikin with new jokes, this is an overview of the
places in Yaroslavl, where you can cool drink
beer. In fact, a mockery has been writing NICODIM, but due to 
his laziness and busy writing a diploma work this nonsense, I, 
your humble servant. So, for yard summer heat, and therefore 
begin ... 


     Until recently the most popular
place of drinking above the blessed drink a beer bar on the 
square Labor-the so-called "Wheels", which has always prevailed 
shade and coolness. But alas, all good ends too soon, at first 
they began to hang out all sorts of "cool" and generally 
bandyukov, then cut the premises, and, finally, to finish the 
beer lovers, removed the proud inscription "Brasserie" and 
replacing her prose in "Irina" ... Ugh, you

Shoot! Oh well, it is still there the last time all of the 
muzzle beat ... 


     If you're cool Neformal, you have hair to her shoulders, 
her head and wearing bandanas you a hoodie "NIRVANA", then you 
the place in bar on the square. Youth, in the so-called

"Boobs" (where the entrance hang plastic breasts). There is 
always a rest of the surrounding high schools students. Beer at 
the institution is always cold. And if you'll want, you can 
always fill snout Gopnik, joining informal.


     The only drawback of this bar
lies in the fact that one of the bartenders (as
Nicknamed the "cockroach") dilutes the beer is stronger than 
necessary. 


     I personally (and Nicodemus, too) on
Kaifu walk to the pavilion, which is popularly called the 
"Saloon" (SALOON). By him can not pass, going with the radio 
market (yes and auto, too). It is located on the 2-nd

bus stop. N4, if you go by Epiphany. Wow, great beer out there! 
We Nicodemus, especially compared to color

with bottle-no difference! In winter there
warm, cool in summer. If desired, and a hundred
(Two or three hundred ...) grams of pop can, and inexpensive 
snack. 

     Naturally, there is a disadvantage - it is
homeless wino and Uncle Phil, who collects
on the tables opivki and then sleeps in the corner.


     The green area on the "Five", in
area veterans hospital, is
wonderful island buzz-pub "crack"
(Name, of course, also popular). Quiet music, pretty good beer, 
cozy tables such as "Working eatery, as well as

availability of toilets make this a favorite
point of rest of citizens (in the words,
just like in the guide!). For obvious pluses institutions 
include the fact that starters there is heated in a microwave 
oven. 


     But the great beer in Yaroslavl
I drank on the street. Suzdal, 25. This is, in general, not 
even a bar, a kiosk, but of all institutions of this kind is 
the ONLY in a place where beer is NOT THIN!

The seller said that he is better nedolet,
than dilute (praise be upon him). Reach
this place can be on the bus. NN 13 ("School")
and 16 ("Meat Processing Plant").


     Not so long ago opened a new pub
st. Freedom, about the magician. "Cock". Beer
There you can drink both inside and outside. In general, 
nothing remarkable. The same can be said about the bars on the 
street. Lisitsyn, angle B. October and Uralochka "to stop

"Cottage" - "even to say nothing, just
classic ... Soviet pivnuha! "as
said in a famous advertisement of gum.


     Go around the world malicious rumors that
good beer is in Bragin and Zavolzhsky area (Kavshkola), but I 
personally there was not, therefore, can not say anything.

Add to itself only, that the price of beer Yaroslavl ranges 
from 1500 to 1700 rubles. and bottled-2450 (deli "Central") - 
3300 rubles. 

     In conclusion I would like to add that recently released 
on the Finnish beer line "Zhigulevskoe special" and "Summer 
Special" from the itself is nothing special,

only slightly stronger. But at the stations people are willing 
to buy "Zhigulevskoe" produced on the Rybinsk brewery.


     In general, if funds allow,
better to take 29 TR and buy a 2-liter
bottle of "Amsterdam-Navigator" (10% alc.)
yes, and drink with all the thick pleasure. Well, who do not 
have that amount, take the 10-liter jerry can, fill it back 9.5 
liter "Lada", add 0.5 liters of vodka, Bring a vobla (anchovy, 
crab sticks, or someone like that), and forward

the beach-summer after all ... Good luck to all, good weather, 
read us. 


                       July 11, 1997.


                       B. Voschenikin, special
                       exponentially for

                       "ADVENTURER" # 7



     (C) Fedorov, "Chasm" Vladimir



     Now you just pleased to read the Yaroslavl beer revue, and 
I hope podcherpnuli a lot of useful information, about where 
you can Yaroslavl firmly sticking out over a beer.


     Of course it's good, but I personally like
patriot and a lover of good beer believe
Rybinsk beer downhole and tastier. With what
agree even Nicodemus - a true lover
beer. He frequently visits our Stolny
degrees with a single purpose - to hang out
and drink beer. I must say that the price of
beer ranges from 1900 to 2200
rubles, and the bottle is from 2600 to
3000. Now let's begin!

     The only thing on my mind a place
where you will always find fresh, cold and
undiluted beer at a reasonable price -
This is our Rybinsk brewery. Beer is sold there in the store 
that is located in the building of the brewery, next to the 
bushing. There you can buy beer in any

quantities, as on tap and in bottles. Prices of bottled beer 
here Rybinsk lowest. Draught beer worth more than a hundred, 
two hundred rubles than barrels, which are now available in 
large numbers found throughout the city, but

this deficiency more than offset by
the fact that you can be sure
that instead of beer you do not poured diluted urine. The 
second deficiency of the Institutions include the fact that 
seats are absent in principle, and enjoy the frothy drink you 
have only standing. True, this deficiency soon, since to my 
knowledge at the moment is in full swing construction of a 
rather cozy bar with Brewery (back of building).

These things lies the realm of beer on the street working and 
is listed at number 48. Can get there, drive to the bus station 
and After crossing the river on a bridge Prunus, or

rode the trolley 1, 4 and 3 almost to the very brewery.


     Opposite the brewery can be found even
One beer a place called "Lada". Previously, it was very popular 
with Printing and Marievki residents, but with the opening of 
the shop at the brewery lost the lion's share of its visitors. 
Beer here you can buy for the same price,

that at the brewery, but the sellers have
Nagliai habit to dilute this drink.
It is true except for beer this institution offers a wide 
selection of snacks and liquor. Therefore, fans ostogramitsya 
and drink glass of vodka and then beer, eating a sandwich at 
the same time with herring can safely Record "Lada" in

a list of their favorite places.


     If you brought a sunny day
Central Market, you can not
problems to drink beer in the nearby pubs.

     Most cultural and inexpensive, I believe in the pub 
restaurant building "Ryabinushka. There you can drink draft and 
bottled beers, biting a sandwich or nuts, which can be 
purchased there as well. Beer is almost diluted and

worth it for a hundred rubles cheaper than
than at the brewery.

     If you get out into the street Lunacharskogo and go in the 
direction of the train station, then on the right side of the 
street You can find a place called "The Moon" (course name and 
popular name comes from the street). Beer here too little 
diluted, but it's worth it is somewhat more expensive than at 
the brewery. Also here you can drink vino and vodka and a bite 
to eat at the same time. 

     And if he came out of the market collapse
all on the same street in the side of the street Cross, then 
roll out Chkalova then once you'll get a view of another

one pivnuhu - namely pivnuhu because
in another institution and it can not be described. As there 
was still a Sov time and left. Beer there

is moderate, and dried fish to buy
No problem. So if you do not mind
kind of "blue", which strives to snatch at
you have a beer with the words: "Abandon pivanut"
then go boldly.


     If you come to our city to
train, or just happened to be in the area of railway
station and there you can find two places where you can sip a 
beer: pivnuha, which can be found coming out of the station 
building and turning on the right - a very disgusting place. 
Once I had the displeasure to watch in this place urinating 
under a hanygu homelessly form my feet in the diner was not. 
If, however, come from the station directly, then the building 
can be found dining saloon, which serves beer, vodka and a 
snack. Beer average diluted, contingent

hanyzhny - are often asked to leave pivanut
beer. Personally, I go there often - usually
if waiting for a train or bus.


     In a beer can near the bus station
sip at a school which is located
on the other side of the road from the station. There you can 
sip wine each and Vodka under buterbrodik with sausage. But the 
beer here sucks, so if you did

do not hurry, it makes sense to go Cheremukha the bridge and go 
to the brewery. 


     If you brought into Marievku, and
my throat was dry, the only thing that can be recommended, 
because "rumochnaia" from the end of the building the grocery 
store "Railroader". Beer is sold at

spill, though the quality is very decent,
You could also nice plump and eat (which I often do, because
proximity of this establishment to my house).

     True, if you go a little farther
in Marievku, then in the house with the popular name of "Red 
balconies (which is not far from truth), in a former barbershop

You can find Cafe Barmaleychik. In general, the
life they sell bottled beer, but
sometimes you can find and barreled, I mean
draft Ivanovo.


     If you are planning to visit Never'u,
a beer in the area (st. Shchepkina) can be
drink in pivnuhe on Gagarin Street near
the store "East", but it's better to go in
institution with a great name on the sign:
"Come!" It is situated on the highway Karl
Liebknecht near the terminus of bovine vehicles numbered
7. Beer there is moderately diluted and also
moderate cost. Everything else out there can ostogramitsya and 
a snack. 


     Once in the city center a beer can
a sip of "Goldfish", which is situated opposite the fountain. 
Beer preparshivoe there, but as an alternative, it is sold and 
Rybinsk bottles. In a wide assortment of drinks and snacks.  A 
little further (in the Engine Plant), located on the street 
Dimitrova good beer at outdoor cafe entitled "The Smirnovs. 
There is presented virtually all types of beer, which can be

found in our city. Beer here you can
find both canned and in glass and
plastic bottles, not to mention about
draft (which in principle is not very
often). Here you can also buy various accessories to the beer-I 
mean the fish nuts, chips and so on ... Highly recommend, by 
the way, all this mess around the clock. 


     And if you were near the cinema
"Central", in the cafe "Cool" you
be able to load in casting pereborskim
beer of two sorts: namely, "Pereborskim and
"High". Lager and moderately strong,
price for 3500-4000 0. 5 liters.


     In the district of Warsaw, you can visit
a good restaurant down the street 50 years of the Komsomol,
shop around for the "Youth". Beer there
hardly diluted, and it is not
expensive, and of course there you can drink vodka and eat.


     Having been in Perebora Indulge
the pleasure to taste the beer Gdańsk,
as the city there on tap is not for sale. Specifically, where 
there are pubs institution, I do not remember, but I think if 
you ask, then you will be. 


     On the bill where a beer in the Trans-Volga
areas such as slips, Mehzavoda, I do not
course, as all too rarely go there,
so look for yourself, but as the saying goes:
"The one who searches always finds."



     We now turn to "major" beer
places.


     In his time favorite drinking establishments students were 
so-called "Puck", which is located near the town square with a 
side of the railway. Beer is cheap and there was a measure of 
dilution, so that the lion's share of scholarships settled in 
cash, "Puck," but about six months ago it bought out the 
brothers Smirnov that keeps the summer beer cafe "Rybinsk 
Motors". Since then there have a habit of hanging out with his 
head shaved boys smoothly into the shoulders, so that the entire

kicks from visiting this place bummer. But if you do not mind 
their company (Especially at night, as the "puck"

has now become a day), here
can make good otvisnut with beer, as well as
plump wine or vodka under the hot appetizer.

     Next on the "mazhoristosti is
Brasserie "Pripps", which is located in
former building desks Sports Palace "Flight".
Where you can buy Swedish dark beer
Pripps costs about 14000 for 0. 5 liters
and revel in lobster prices that are no less steep. So, if
your pocket extra lying around 100 pieces,
you can go.


     And finally, if you do a lot of grandmothers, you can 
pretty cool to eat and drink a beer Stella

Artois in the cafe "Ocean" that is
street stagnant. But just want to say that
there usually hang our Rybinsk
bandyukov so nazhiratsya it is not necessary,
and the more fingers to bend, as can be
amass large golovnyak.


     Yes, I almost forgot! There are in our city casino, which 
is located in a building the same "flight." There also are 
selling beer on tap, but if you have your pocket

less cartoon (1000000 rubles), then you
there to do exactly nothing.


     Do you like my guide? Think
after reading it, you will not have
issues where the city can Rybinsk
pinned over a beer. Choice for every taste:
from hanyzhnyh pivnuh to Majeure casino.
So drink beer and remember me with kind words, and if I still 
pin pair-triple (quadruple-five) pitchers, it will generally be 
complete and ottyag krutnyak. True beer drinkers (ie those who 
drink at least three or four cups) can count on my company at 
any time (my phone 26-59-68) - chat da beer under the fish 
burst. 


     P.S. So, as this text was written in the summer, but now 
we have a deep Autumn, I want to bring to your attention

One good news: blew - cheaper! Namely, what is our birth
brewery mug of draft "March"
now worth only 1400 full-length Russian wood. Here! RULEZZZ!!!



     And now, I present to you the recipe
Domestic Beer - downhole thing! The following materials 
courtesy of Andrew Bumagin (Steel Rat).



               P AND O

       (The recipe Savina, NI)


     To prepare 12 liters of beer
to boil 10 liters of water,
Pour back 0. 5 liters of wort, 1 kg. sugar
and two handfuls of hops (hops previously put in a pan, pour a 
glass of water and boil to remove toxic substances). 

     50 gr. yeast put into the cup and
pour warm water and add 2 teaspoons
of sugar. After the formation of "caps" on the yeast to pour 
them into a bucket, while Water temperature should not exceed

40'S, otherwise the yeast will die.

     Bucket do not close tightly, put
in a warm place and periodically stir.

     After one day, drain and pour beer
in a sealed container.

     During the first 3 days of beer will
"Soft", but too strong. After 3-4 days the beer will pick up 
degrees and more bitter. 



     Have you ever etched a beer? I
personally no, but no one is immune, so it pays to take note of 
the following. 



          Ruining people not beer ...



     We are not talking about the symptoms, known
all (transparency, the absence of sediment
compliance with the expiry date indicated on the packaging), 
but about other things - the chemical composition of the drink. 

     To make sure that the bitterness in beer
natural, not artificial origin, is sufficient to add an 
experienced Total beer a little acetic acid.

In this case, the fluid immediately falls
sediment. Continue to add vinegar to
As long as until the precipitate ceases to fall, then let the 
mixture stand. If the beer is completely lost its former bitter 
taste, the impurities in it was not. If liquid continues to 
taste bitter, so it was given a special taste artificially. 

     Superfluous and can be tested for
presence of picric acid, a very
alien to the human body.
To detect even very small quantities it should be boiled in 
beer for 10 minutes a piece of clean white woolen fabric, and 
then thoroughly rinse the cloth in water. If she drowned in 
yellow, it means that picric acid in the beverage is to drink a 
beer can. And the more intense the color, the more venom is 
contained in yet drunk you drink.