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"Myths and misconceptions"
History is a delicate matter.
Historians always ennoble and
embellish famous personalities and their
actions, attributing to them completely different,
not true
motives that led these
celebrities to those who made them famous
discoveries and inventions. However, it was difficult
you can’t hide it in a bag, and the time comes,
when it does change to soap and
the truth reluctantly creeps out.
From sources close to unknown
circles, a few leaked
information who wished to stay
unknown, which we imagine
to your inattention.
First, we'll dispel a few myths about
ancient Greek celebrities.DIOGENES
It has long been known that philosophy
science is clearly not for bread, and philosophers usually
live in poverty (which, in fact, is
pushes them to philosophize), and rarely
are provided with living space.
Diogenes was no exception. Greek Diogenes
was ancient, and therefore a scientist. But he lived
he is anywhere, but of all the furniture he has
there was only a lantern that he received from
case of a drunken brawl. So when
The Athens Municipality, deciding to support
ancient Greek science, given to Diogenes
order for a new apartment, just a philosopher
he was amazed and happily ran to move in.
Imagine his amazement when
address specified in the warrant, scientist
I discovered an elementary empty barrel!
Scientists, and especially philosophers, are scared
scattered and far from everyday realities,
therefore they are completely unknown
basic principles of activity
real estate offices that have since
ancient times only a little
improved.
Diogenes fainted for the second time and slightly
turned his head. Taking your lantern
(do not leave the only property
inleaky barrel!), Diogenes began to walk in
looking for a realtor. A well-known phrase
Diogenes "Seeking a Man" is either
incorrect translation from ancient Greek,
or a trick of pranked historians. On
in fact Diogenes is long and tedious
explained what happened to him, complained
at how cool its volume..., well, in
in general they threw him, splashing saliva, screaming about
justice, and waving menacingly
with a lantern, told me what he would do with
this realtor, with his mother, with his
relatives and mothers of his relatives, and that’s all
stuff like that. After all, he
I'm so fed up with all the ancient Greeks
that he was immortalized. And the joke remained until
our days.
ARCHIMEDES
Archimedes was an ordinary bathhouse attendant
in the Baths of Syracuse. And I must say
that the Greeks, and especially the ancients, loved neither
what not to deny yourself, due to
why their bodies were quite corpulent. And
so, coming to Archimedes in the sauna, they
heterosexuals were often called, sorted out
with wine drinking, and steamed until you dropped in
literally. And when the client
passed out, hetero chicks, robbed to the skin
a steam-weary Greek named Archimedes,
so that he gets out ofclient baths
body. And just like that, for many
ancient years pulling out immersed in
body fluid, Archimedes formulated
your bathroom law.
PYTHAGORUS
It is reliably known about Pythagoras that he
served as a humble cutter in the Athens
third-rate atelier. At that time everything
Greeks universally wore togas and tunics, i.e.
e. ordinary capes. At the slightest
in the breeze these capes had the property
attack their carriers. And if
the female half of ancient Greece is
gave a certain charm, then scientists
the husbands of these halves should get naked in public
it was not for the egg. Then Pythagoras invented
a completely new type of clothing - pants.
Pythagorean pants began to be used
in great demand, the client poured in, and
to make cutting easier, Pythagoras came up with
some triangular patterns, which allowed
him to establish mass production
panties, shorts, and bikini bottoms. For
increasing the prestige of your image, and
at the same time, prices for their products, Pythagoras
began to invent and use the most
strange words like:
"sine-cosine", "secant-cosecant",
"hypotenuse" and all that stuff
created a myth about his geniusscholarship.
To be fair, it should be noted
what's his! in terms of success
other scientists took advantage, but
this mura has no sewing and cutting skills
the slightest attitude that will explain to you
any modern cutter.
ESOP
Regarding Aesop's place of work, there is
many different fables and fables,
but one thing is certain - Aesop was
the first cryptographer on earth. He
developed his own special code for
message encryption (called
"Aesopian language"). Due to the absolute
impossibility of decryption, none
browser in the world does not support this
encoding And, despite the fact that neither
one of the modern
does not hire encoders/transcoders
this code, some are especially advanced
providers continue to use this
encoding when sending email
mail. Probably every user
had to receive letters in such
encoding, and why swear in vain
provider.
And it's Aesop's fault! He was so harmful
this one is Greek.Now let's touch on the non-ancient non-Greeks.
GEOMETRY
Kolya Lobachevsky has been
impossibly stupid, and could not get hold of
sense why parallel lines never
do not intersect. As a result, Nikolasha
spat with relish on all sorts of Euclids and
came up with his own geometry, in
with which everything began to intersect with him
what to whom and how they please.
CHEMISTRY
Mendeleev was a master of suitcases.
True, it was only he who thought so, that he
master, but actually suitcases
turned out completely useless and constantly
were falling apart. Then Dmitry Ivanovich
started experimenting with different
adhesives, and adhesive compositions periodically
put it on the tablets. Then he these
For convenience, the signs were combined into one.
This is how his famous
periodic table.
RADIO Shurik Popov was simply extremely
an illiterate boy and he was very
It is difficult to write letters to other scientists.
So that they don’t mock his scribbles,
he was forced to invent radio, after
why, his illiteracy has become completely
unnoticed, for he chattered with his tongue very
even cleverly. For this he was given a medal.
PHYSIOLOGY
Vanya Pavlov had sadistic tendencies
and from deep childhood I was afraid of dogs.
The dogs responded to him even hotter
reciprocity. With age, dog phobia
Vani grew into reflexive hatred,
and Vanya, with manic persistence, began
cut and mutilate unfortunate animals, with
the goal is to get to the places where
the dogs' desires to tear them apart arose
Ivan into small pieces.
Vanya cut off some parts of the dogs,
and watched to see if the dogs would start after
cut off to love and adore him. B
as a result, in poor animals
a persistent conditioned reflex has been developed
only for Ivan, but also for the rest
human race.
NATURAL SCIENCE The Englishman Sir Charles Darwin, having spent
several years of youth on a sailboat
"Beagle", far from civilization, quite
naturally became addicted to bestiality.
He especially loved the primates who
They became his real family. By
approval of the servants, with each
mentioning his wife, Charlie, often
used images of monkeys such as
for example, like a macaque, a monkey, etc.
But in puritanically prim England such
perversions could cause drastic
condemnation, and Darwin had to fail
a theoretical basis for this matter. Then
Ch. D. and came up with the theory of natural
selection that everyone liked
zoophiles of the world, and received wide
distribution. What doesn't say so much
about the correctness of the theory itself, how much about
popularity of bestiality.
GEOGRAPHY
One day, Christopher Columbus decided to go
on vacation, admire the exoticism of the East
and have fun with the stomach dancers.
Without hesitation, Kristoff booked a tour
to India. And since the level of service
travel agencies were already in no way inferior
modern agencies, he turned out to be
exactly wherecan't imagine
could, that is, in the middle of nowhere. Speaking
more simply, Columba and his group
They just threw it away! But Columbus
It turned out to be a small mistake. He quickly
discovered this hitherto unknown continent,
named him after his beloved, and
hit the road home. There he founded
created his own tourism business
a whole network of travel agencies "COLUMBUS",
got rich and died.
AVIATION
The Wright brothers were big fans
have fun and relax. To this end,
they regularly visited various public
houses that did not exist in their time
less, and maybe even more than
now. The brothers especially loved to visit
fresh, newly opened brothels.
But there were a lot of fresh food lovers
without them, and very often before such
establishments collected huge piles
cars, as a result
were created completely unavoidable and
even the necessary traffic jams. Both brothers
tone dropped. Then they came up with
plane, and since then they have been flying smoothly
through the womanizers swarming in traffic jams.
Thus aviation was born.
CINEMA
The Lumière brothers were even greater than
The Wright brothers are lovers of fun and
have fun. But they didn't have any money
what about a car or air tickets, but
even on the girls themselves. Therefore they
it was basically just
peep, observe. It worked out
The brothers have extraordinary powers of observation.
But, since watching through the hole
had to take turns, often the most
the piquant spectacle was enjoyed only
one of the bros. At times it came to pass
before the fight, and then both brothers missed
the most interesting thing. They had to strain
brains and come up with a movie camera with
film projector. Since then, brothers
put movie cameras to the holes, and
then calmly relaxed in
home environment. Then these kind ones
souls decided to share their
invention with the whole world and carried
your art to the masses. Yes, absolutely
were born at the same time
cinema and porn (in our times this is
it's practically the same thing).
PHARMACOLOGY
Alexander Fleming waspassionate
smoker However, just at that time
There was a terrible shortage in England
stupid smoker. Smokers to lethality
choked on their own saliva. And then
Alex together with his colleagues Maria
and Juan began to try for the object
smoking everything they could get their hands on
hand. And they came across quite a few, including
including mold. Inquiring minds of scientists
helped them preserve in that harsh time
your work buzz, and then there’s the shortage
I've run out of smoke. In general, they found something
what is needed. Well, penicillin was discovered
just incidentally. What did you think, Fleming
tinkered with moldy mushrooms in order to
discovery of penicillin? Oh, don't be ridiculous!
RAILWAY
Once upon a time, a very cool old Russian
nicknamed "Demid", decided to show off
coolest of all. For this purpose, he ordered his father
and pave the Cherepanovs’ son cleanly
railway from the office to the hacienda.
Demid purchased a huge amount
iron, and the family of craftsmen zealously took up
to the point. How long or how short were they cut?
Cherepanovs, but it turned out the way it did
It always happens in Rus'.
That is, most of the iron is dad's
they drank my son away, and the restthere was only enough material for two narrow
iron strips along the specified route.
Then the inventive Cherepanovs
simply fastened them together
boards so that they don’t fall apart. And for
show off built something like a car
on iron wheels, having added on
the hood is a huge, chugging cauldron - wow
there was some way to get out. In general,
the boiler was humming, the wheels were knocking, there was thick smoke
and the couples were hiding imperfections, and Cherepanov
managed to sell this monster to Demid as
exclusive super-elite model
future. Neither old nor new Russians
have never been particularly intelligent and
quick wits, and Demid became
imitate Russia's smaller bigwigs.
This is how the railroad came into being, and
MPS arose.
ART
There are persistent rumors that Beethoven is not
there was a rumor, and so he wrote a beautiful
music.
Perhaps there is some truth in this (for,
listening to our pop stars, you can
finally lose the last hearing),
but it seems impossible to verify this rumor
possible, all that remains is
listen and pretend to be smart.
Kazimir Malevich was a good artist.
He could draw absolutely everything... except
circle.
No matter how much Kaz fights, he doesn’t make circles.
It worked, even if you hurt yourself! But
His squares turned out great:
just lovely, what squares, you can
say - the best, the most beautiful,
and even the squarest squares in the world!
Other artists thought that Kazik
square brains in a square head, and
that's why he can't draw
maybe not a circle, but at least an ellipse. But
the secret turned out to be different - he tried
draw circles using rulers! And besides
He had no rulers or brushes.
This is the kind of disappointment that happened to Malevich.
There are dozens and hundreds more
common misconceptions, debunk
thousands of myths, but probably
You shouldn't destroy your faith so abruptly
past. Moreover, not everyone is capable
distinguish the chaff from the chaff. And if
someone wants to continue to believe in
historical tales - that’s where he belongs
tablecloth. Just don't accept it
the above is close to my heart, to
thyroid gland, liver, kidneys or
some other organ.He who seeks will run into it, He who wants will find
itching, but you can’t forbid lying beautifully!
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