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Track: NSH 5
By: Macros
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So we had another party, oh
which I want to tell you... ;)
Quite recently, or rather on June 2, there was
It's our city day. Kotlas is 85 years old,
you know, it's no joke, that's why we have it
They started celebrating two days earlier. :) U
us - I mean, in our
microdistrict. On this occasion the population
was warned in advance about the
events. They even promised some semblance
arrange fireworks :)
Well, about a week before that, how
once Kotsoft called, so we
thought it would be nice
Spectumists to meet, chat...
Kotsoft just reminded us of what’s coming
holiday ;)
May 31st has arrived. I was hanging on
party hut, when suddenly there was a sound
phone call. I pick up the phone and hear
pleasant female voice: -Hello, Sergey?
“Yeah,” I answer :)
-How are you?
- So it’s okay, in general...
-What will you do in the evening?
- It’s clear what -sleep :)
-Oh, why so?
-So I practically didn’t sleep last night
(I’ll tell the readers a secret - at the computer
sat out ;)
-Uh, how about a couple of drops?
(laughs :)))
- Hmm... - I laughed - Who is this?
calling?
-Olesya!!
-Who is Olesya? ;)
-Like which one? Don't you remember? ;)
-Well.. There are a lot of different Olesyas... :))
And I hear it’s drop-dead familiar
spectrumistic laughter!!! :) I'm done here
got it :)) Cotsoft just took it
phone... We just laughed for a couple of minutes,
then he said that Olesya had arrived
to visit him ;) and today in general we have
there will be a holiday, so let's
throw a party ;) Well, what about a party?
party, long time no see, well, in
In general, we agreed to meet in
an hour at this very party hut. I
went to get food and other things
things necessary for the party, and
Kotsoft began calling Gunfighter.
It should be noted that at the party hut
life is a complete mess (moreover,
it usually appears after
holding these same parties there ;), so
that I quickly cleaned everything up and
went home.
So an hour later I'm sitting on thehut and
I finish cleaning, while listening to
computer muse. Almost on time
time Kotsoft called again and said,
that they... were delayed :) But already
leaving :) I just doubted
existing acoustics in the hut, since
the power of what was there was clearly
not enough to hold a party. Well
went home to get my beloved mafon,
part-time terminal amplifier
;)
Music could be heard on the street - about
our home, near the house of culture (further
- DK), people were already celebrating something ;)
Well, everything seems to be prepared,
We just have to wait for the guests ;)
After some time I called
Gunfighter and reported that he is the type to drink
it won’t, because it didn’t stop anyway
have been doing this almost since the last party
:))) Well, maybe a beer... ;) Minutes
Two minutes later the doorbell rang.
Looking through the peephole, I saw
the side of the door is a strange type, unshaven
and wearing black glasses. But just in case
asked who Bill Gates brought there :)
Long story short, something led me to
the idea that this is Gunfighter ;)))
Gunfighter came into the hut, saying that
he definitely won’t drink, that’s what he already has
very good :)) So far he has coped with
untying my shoelaces, I already understood -
the party will have what you need :)))A couple of minutes later the call rang again
at the door. The peephole was tightly closed with
the opposite side with your finger ;) On
question, who is it, I heard something
such, from which I concluded that there,
apparently, Kotsoft :))) With a shout
"rrrrulezzz!!!" I opened the door and met
guests :))
The realization that the majority
spektrumists gathered together again,
I had a lot of fun :)) Well, Kotsoft sat down
at the computer... Here... Well, we sat at the computer,
something, it seems, copying and
browsing...
It went on for quite a long time, yeah
while we were still talking about this and that, Oleska
tactfully noted that we would like to join the company
needlewomen crocheting for an hour,
If only she could look at us :)) Kotsoft
assured that we’ll start thinking right now, here
We’ll just copy the software...
We copied it for about as long
same :))
When demands from Oleska
stop this action, were in
sufficiently accepted
Kotsoft, they really decided
think. United capitals and people
in the form of Kotsoft and Oleska went to
store, Gunfighter went to take a shower,
and I started baking pancakes :))
When I've baked about half of it, people
returned and sat down at the computer again, doing
theresomething that even a hand cannot describe
will rise. Finishing the last damn thing, I
I noticed that I need to stop studying
nonsense and it's time to start the party.
Unloading a bag of booze and
groceries, I noticed an ice cream there,
big, big, which we are right there
shared :)) Then someone started eating
pancakes, someone else did something, Gunfighter
I sat and broke my keyboard on my leg :))
The need to start a party has become
be felt most acutely. Then we
Let's go look around the room with Kotsoft
subject to the presence of a table there. There's no table there
it turned out, so we decided to bring a table
from the kitchen, throwing off his computer.
Putting this computer on the floor and taking the table,
we carried it, when suddenly we heard behind
some strange sound :)
We turn around and see a joyful
A gunfighter who is going after his head
the mafon falls, and he looks pleased
doesn't let me in ;) The point is that someone
I forgot to unplug it from the extension cord, and
in general, we use this same extension cord
dragged along with the table :))
Kotsoft and Oleska began to cover
on the table, Gunfighter went to the kitchen
clean the herring :) and I’m like, bullshit
suffered, giving as needed
plates :)
Well, the party has begun! On the table
besides the proudly standing loaf of bread, there werenoticeable variety of fruits, different
bottles, in general, everything that, in fact,
in such cases it is required.
Inspired by such beauty, Gunfighter
He took a photo of us :))
In addition to beer, there was a bottle of drinks
I can’t even say what :))
Suspicious-colored liquid with
strength 43 degrees. I think I won't be mistaken
if I say that she was local
produced from industrial alcohol ;))
Ah, I remembered! Some kind of tincture, like...
From the smell it was methylpropyl chloride
some kind with an admixture of acetone
(in approximately equal proportions :)
Well, having poured ourselves a little, we drank
first ;) Right there, on the second and third
:)) Because we were left before the fireworks
just a few minutes, we were in a hurry. Kotsoft
noticed that it was time to go, and we
absolutely sober!
While getting ready, I noticed that this time I
I'll sleep on the sofa, otherwise I'm tired of it
sleeping on the floor, waking up in the morning and shaking
from the cold :)) Kotsoft noticed that,
perhaps you won’t have to sleep, because
the party will apparently continue
for a long time :) Gunfighter with every drink
a glass... sobered up!! 8-)
Having finally managed to take a couple of sips
beer, let's go to the party, grabbing some beer
with you :)
Gunfighter went outside first,
and, having met us there,reported that he saw
already 6 of these same salvos of fireworks. Along the way
we saw a couple more. This is the fireworks
ended :) Approaching the cultural center, we are definitely
They realized that they were late for the fireworks. But
the holiday was in full swing :) Passed
some semblance of a disco, if that's the case
you can call it. Someone was jumping on stage
I think he's completely drunk. DJ
played such sausage music as “I
I’ll go to Komarovo,” and in that spirit :)) Eh,
Kotsofta would take his place!.. Well, we
stood and sipped beer, along the way
arguing that such a thing would be
It’s a good idea to capture it on video and convert it
in chunks, and in the intro to the magazine :))
Gunfighter met a sidekick who
stayed with us for some time, and even
took a picture of us. Then Gunfighter
went to the shopping arcades and returned with
sort of sparkling with multi-colored lights
a toy like a yo-yo, only with
batteries. So they stood there, drinking
beer, taking turns playing with a funny toy
:)) Having finished our beer, we noticed
monument standing in the middle of the square
Vladimir Ilyich, for whom Gunfighter
offered to climb! :)) While we are with
Kotsoft discussed whether it was worth it
do, Gunfighter has already climbed there (you
imagine this picture :) and
took a picture of us from there :)) Then he
went back to the rows, I followed
him. On thissince he bought a sparkling
stuff in the form of a rattle :))
Returning to the monument, we discovered
that Kotsoft and Oleska are not there, although
they appeared from somewhere almost immediately.
We listened to more music. I suggested
The gunfighter still has a beer, what does he need?
agreed. It should be noted that
everyone's finances except this person,
were at zero, so he treated us all
beer. Here it is :))
Having loaded the beer into the bag, we returned
to the area. Our friends are not there again
it turned out that we wandered around, drank beer,
Gunfighter bought two more glowing ones
bullshit. Almost all the people are already
broke up, and we assumed that
Catsoft and Oleska are waiting for us near the house.
And just like that, we found them nearby and
decided to sit on the bench. Drank
beer on top :)) People passed by with
balls of the most varied shapes :)) No
I know how the others are, but I was already like this
decently good, as in beer it was
Too much alcohol added.
We came to the hut again... Starting from this
moment, I don't remember very well
events, so I can do something
skip :)))))))))) It seems like you stood still
on the balcony, drank beer... Uh...
so... then... what happened then? A!
Then we ate and drank something at the table...
Then... so... then, it seems, Kotsoft with
Gunfighter decided to rapecomputer and
They carried the table into the kitchen. I was no longer
to computers, since I obviously went too far
alcohol, so I went to bed.
Arriving in the room, I noticed that the sofa
half occupied by Oleska, well, I found it
get yourself a free seat and in five minutes
passed out.
I woke up from Gunfighter's bazaar,
absolutely not sober... We looked
something on the computer, finished the beer...
We sat for quite a long time... Ah, listening to the guitar
we sang songs :)) And there was Kotsoft
woke up ;) Oleska woke up behind him,
they got ready and went home. We are with
Gunfighter chatted about something else, and
he also went home. I turned it off
computer and went to bed.
I couldn't sleep, I should
notice, since I was called home...
I fell asleep already during the day, for 4 hours...
During the party arose
the idea to continue on the second day, which everyone
I really liked it.
So, the second number has arrived. I'm in the morning
was away on urgent business,
managing to fall asleep during breaks, so
Cotsoft didn’t find me for 12 hours. But
called back at 14 and said it was time
already continue our party :) And in my
as a result of the first part of our
party, some very unpleasant things arose
consequences in the form of dissatisfied people (not
I'll tell you what it really isour attitude towards them
we have), so I had to very
a lot to do. I said it's unlikely
I can come, I asked what about
Gunfighter thinks about this. Gunfighter
called a couple of minutes later and said that
I'll be able to leave in an hour. For this
I managed to fall asleep for an hour, and when
Gunfighter came, for some reason I wasn’t there
woke up. After sleeping for a while,
I left on business again and as soon as
came home, called Kotsoft, saying,
that he already has Gunfighter and everyone is waiting
only me :) I had to
upset him by saying that, most likely,
I won't be able to come. Then I picked up the phone
Gunfighter and with the words “You give us all
threw it" :)) passed it back to Kotsoft.
Of course it's a pity, and I would definitely go to them
arrived, if not for what I mentioned
above.
It was a terrible day overall...
So today is the third, 4 o'clock
Gunfighter called back and told me
how it went yesterday. So, city day
was celebrated yesterday in the square near the building
administration and in the cultural park and
rest. There were quite a lot of people... Now
I will tell you what I understood from it
story..
So, we drank a couple of drops again,
went to the square, bought 2 air
ball, Gunfighter was helping some lady
climb into a common toilet (uh, hereIt should be noted that under the toilet
meant some semblance of it, or
destroyed, or unfinished, entrance to
which was
dilapidated wall), people, in general,
had a blast.
Well, that's roughly how he described it to me.
Then we talked about the past first
parts of the party. As it turned out, they
Kotsoft lost for quite a long time
some kind of porn game (and I was wondering what
Is this mouse not working well? :), drank
beer, also Gunfighter noticed that I
slept with Oleska on the same sofa, on
one pillow and under one blanket :)) On
what I answered, where should I sleep,
if there is one sofa, one pillow and
one blanket, and if I sleep on it again
floor, then I’ll catch a fucking cold and in general
I won't make it to the next party :)
Well, that's basically it :) After that
telephone conversation I went to warm up
take a shower, because in a couple of hours we have to
were for a month (but in reality - until October)
turn off the hot water, took it apart at the same time
and washed the beer-stained clave.
Here you go. In general, add, it seems, and
nothing. And the hot water was turned off...
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