Thoughts - Book: "Revelations of Guardian Angels. The Path of Jesus. Unknown Facts."

MSF #24
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Track: SoUlOmAt!c...                    
By: mm    
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  So, I have a book in my hands. On the cover
it is written: "Revelations of angels - keep -
lei. The Way of Jesus. Unknown facts." On
opposite cover - two
photographs.     One depicts
strange looking hippie, very similar
what's in the wig.  On the second - snickering
aunt.  So it immediately seems like
guardian angels came with them
to be frank.                         
  Under the photographs are printed supposedly
excerpts from letters from grateful readers,
for whom their first book “opened their eyes”,
“changed their life”, and so on.          
  We start reading the book and realize that
this couple decided to translate the Bible into
a language understandable to us morons.  So that
they say, you suckers and mediocrities, at least
a little bit, but we understood what it was about
written.                               
  And this despite the fact that faith, religion, and
things like that are purely intimate
processes, and cannot be generalized even
for two people, let alone everyone
readers.                              
  Yes andI remember the program that was on
once on TV-6, which consisted almost
100% from advertising. Came to the studio
some snickering aunt and
she said: here's the money, take it off
us the plot.   Such aunties came
dozens, and the plots turned out to be the most
real show. Moreover, the authors even
didn't try to hide it even a little
the true purpose of creating the program and your
lamer methods. I was especially struck by
episode in which they supposedly went at night
to an abandoned house, in which, supposedly,
ritual sacrifices take place.
They climbed him from top to bottom, nothing
found, suddenly, when they had already gathered
to leave, it seemed to someone that from home
someone jumped as fast as he could. They rushed
into the basement through which the couple passed
minutes ago, and found a couple there
burning candles drawn on the sand
signs and some cat bones,
of which there are apparently whole deposits in the corners. 
  Or, another issue, when they went to
another house with one aunt - an extra magician
of the highest order and began to examine him.
Aunt takes a thread out of her pocket, at the end
which is suspended incomprehensibly,
I suspect that the nut (which,
They probably found it right there) and says:
if this house is unclean, then the pendulum
will begin to swing.                   
  He stretches out his hand, and oh, miracle! Pendulum
really started to rock.The presenters are already
kind of surprised.  Why be surprised?  Not
swing your hand, it won’t swing.    
 Then she says: we need to light a candle.
If it goes out, it means it's crazy here
astral larvae are present. Lights up
candle - and it goes out. Nevermind! -
The presenters are surprised again.    What
be surprised?  Get out of the draft, let it be
your dude will stop blowing.              
  Then this aunt says: now I
I'll clear up some space here, so
everything will be fine.  Takes out a bottle
(from under valerian, right there in the trash
found it) and splashes from it in the corners. After
this is why the tests are repeated - pendulum
does not swing, the candle does not go out.           
  Hooray! Cast out the demons!                 
  Here.  This book does the same
impression.   The authors describe life
Jesus as if every day ourselves
They followed him and recorded everything on video.
For example, they write: the Bible says,
that then and then, there,
this and that happened. But really
in fact, everything was completely different. Actually
in fact, it was a month later, and quite
not there, but here, and they went the wrong way,
but completely in the opposite direction.     
  Here is a fragment:                     
  "The Gospel of Matthew tells about
how Joseph flees from Herod
with his son and wife Maria to Egypt. And
returns tohomeland only after
death of Herod.                           
  There's really no escape in
Egypt was not there.  Joseph with his family
made a trip to Egypt, but she was by no means
was not connected in any way with Herod and
took place a few years after
birth of Jesus and death of Herod."        
  Well, the whole book is in the same spirit.        
  It's depressing what this couple thinks
who the hell knows himself (and, well, yes, to them
angels appeared and told them everything about how
I forgot) and showed us the true
the meaning of certain chapters of the Bible,
they said how to understand this or that
parable, well, etc.  And sometimes even
they write that, they say, it is clear here in the Bible
awkward, because such and such, and
this is complete bullshit, and so on. That is
understand the fragment LITERALLY and complain about
its implausibility.   I remember
Batman's text in which he says that
Mumiy Troll's texts need to be understood
literally (“in the gateway is waiting for us
maniac"=what I see is what I sing about).         
  "The house of Joseph, Mary and Jesus was
on the southern outskirts of the city of Nazareth. House with
three rooms - bedroom, kitchen and
utility room - was surrounded
high stone fence.  All residents
at home they slept right on the floor. Jesus himself
preferred to sleep in the yard, on
a small trestle bed under a fig tree
tree.Father Joseph liked to take a nap on this
trestle bed after lunch.  Right there nearby
there was a stone table on which she had lunch
the whole family.  In the corner of the yard was
an oven in which flat cakes were baked.         
  After the end of the Crusades in
mid-century this holy house was
transported by ship to an Italian city
Loreto, where it remains today. This one
catfish is the most revered
shrine of the Blessed Virgin Mary."         
  In general, this is the book.  to me
for some reason it's a shame that I, like,
by the way, everyone is some kind of idiot
they poke their faces into the “truth” they created.
One day, while rolling a letter to Alone Coder,
I was born with the idea that every person
is a hostage of his own, and what else
worse than other people's delusions.   Then
imagine how wrong our
idea of this world. More precisely, it
exactly the opposite is correct if
imagine how many people have created for themselves
and other misconceptions.                   
 As an example, I would like to name medicine.
By the way, everyone affected by this
pseudoscience, I'm sure a person can
get sick.  It's so drilled into him
a head that you can’t gouge out with anything.         
  In reality, the human body
never gets sick, the way he is designed
ideal, and all the reasoning is that
he is far from ideal -pussy and
misconceptions                            
  Yes, sometimes what we call happens
illness.  But this does not happen at all from
the fact that the body is weak and does not heal,
how microbes, viruses,
and other crap.  You give it yourself
command the body to take a portion
microbes    Our consciousness is not
the only thing that can control
body.  And consciousness, too, by the way.
There is something that knows much better than us
what we need at the moment. And illness
- there is a way of communication between this higher one and
our inferiors.  I'm not saying what's in us
there is someone sitting who is alien to us, but I affirm
that in the process of degradation human
immaterial entity divided into
components that are now located
at different levels. What used to be
whole, divided, resulting in
all bullshit.                              
  Shit happens if you do it yourself.
bullshit.  If there is no bullshit then
the other one, accordingly, will not exist either.  
  Moreover, during the degradation process
humanity has come up with the idea that
man is the highest and most reasonable
creature on earth!  That's it, and no way
otherwise!  Although, in fact, it's simple
funny.  Everything except humans are insects,
bugs, birds and fish - these are the highest
creatures.  You see, the man wandered into
head to judge reasonableness by comparing
to herbrain volume, and actions, too
directly related to this. They say, here
man invented the wheel, discovered fire,
that means he is intelligent. But a bug is crawling,
then the bird flew up and ate it. Here
she is unreasonable.                        
  Rave.    Reason, in the way we are used to
understanding, is an indicator
lowlands. And nothing else.          
  Based on false ideas about the world,
development is possible only in the form
involution (here the word development
should be in quotation marks).          
  No longer considered here
the current situation of humanity in view
complete uselessness of such
reasoning. Why unnecessary bullshit if
everything will still be as it will be, and
nothing can knock the crap out of you
methods?  There is only one thing left - to live as
you think is necessary.  And don't give a fuck about crawling to
to others and read morals to them, they say,
you are mistaken, comrade And in general,
everything written above is bullshit,
dictated to me just now
guardian angels.                   

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