----------
Track: NSH 3
By: Macros
----------
Yes! It's good to be a spektrumist! Okay
live in Kotlas! Fine!
Here.
We sometimes have such rules here
are happening... I’ll tell you about one of these now
and I'll tell you.
It was the first of May :) As always,
it all started with a call from Kotsoft in the morning
early :)))) Well, next, I think you
understood. Imagine both parts 4k
intro "C2HSOH" ;)))
What, do you think he suggested drinking again?
Of course not, what are you saying! The day was coming
sunny, warm, so Kotsoft
suggested we go outdoors to fry
kebabs :) Well, by the way,
mentioned that he has as much in stock
a whole half liter ;) Here.
For a long time they couldn’t decide where it all was.
arrange the matter. If you go out of town, then
it takes a long time to travel by bus
and tiring. We decided that we would organize
that's all we have. Kotsoft promised
I'll be arriving in about three hours, so I'll
I went to the river to scout out the place.
To the peopleit was enough, but I noticed
one good place. Also prepared
meat and fruits :)
At the appointed time the phone rang
door :) This is Kotsoft and Oleska arriving.
Cotsoft previously agreed with
Gunfighter, he was not averse to
join but said that
records some movie on video, and,
until this very film ends, he
won't go anywhere. Before the end of the film
there was an hour left. Well, they copied it, that means
Jacket Adventurer 13, and a little more
software, and went to the garage to cut wood :)
Upon arrival at the garage, Kotsoft had an idea with
I didn’t really like the wood, so
it was decided to go to the river and see
what is there and how. Maybe there's firewood there too,
then why carry them with you?
The river is located close, almost immediately
behind the garages. Kotsoftu with Oleska
I didn’t really like the area because
he thought that we had a forest here, and
no people. But the river is located
300 meters from the houses, and the forest there is old
there wasn't. Here. Moreover, that place
which I noticed was already occupied. There
they grilled kebabs and drank themselves
you know what.
Everyone was a little upset. It was beginning
everything is somehow not very good. Let's go
We looked and went to cut wood.
The first board was cut by Kotsoft, the second -
I, then the desire to sawdisappeared completely.
Oleska also wanted to cut ;) But no
became :))
And the mood kept falling, because
there was room for the event.
The weather was great, the sun was shining and
it was warm. Leaving all my things in the garage,
we went to Gunfighter. Oleska noticed
that everything is always like this with us
unprepared, etc. What's Cotsft for?
He said that this always happens to everyone.
But everything will be okay. I believed in it too.
While we were walking to Gunfighter's house,
the mood dropped completely. By going to
Gunfighter, we found out that there will still be a movie
walk for 10 minutes, and until he completely
writes it down, won't go anywhere. What else
left? Sit and wait. Oleska
I was completely upset, but Kotsoft consoled me
her as best I could.
Finally, the movie ended and we decided
go to the store. Buy some ice cream :)
Gunfighter has been planning something for a long time, everyone
I got tired of waiting for him and everyone went outside.
I waited for him for about 5 minutes at the door, but he
still did not come out. Then I also went to
street. There I finally discovered Oleska
discouraged, and Kotsofta. Without wanting them
interfere, I went to the entrance again.
About 5 minutes later Gunfighter appeared, and
we went to the store. It was in the store
decided to buy a bottle of some
wine (and, so simply, for barbecue) that
and it was done.On the way to the garage, Gunfighter reported that
doesn't know any place nearby where
everything could be arranged. Taking things
we went to the river. Not a good place
there were people walking/sitting everywhere... Kotsoft
asked how far it was to Vychegda (the river near
us like this)? Two kilometers - he said
Gunfighter. In fact, they are all there
five, I think... So they stomped on
place, and decided. Oleska said that
she doesn't want to go far. Therefore,
we need to look for something nearby.
But nothing was decided. But somehow
suddenly Oleska said - oh, let's go to
Vychegdu! Well, let's go... We decided to go
along the shore, suddenly we’ll see how good it is
place. As we walk, we see good things
place... It should be noted that along
there is a railway going down the river, and down to
river, there is such a slope, height
a meter and a half. Basically, the place
suited me, since at the bottom of this slope
there is still one and a half meters of land to the water. But
decided to go a little further forward, and... And
then I noticed that below, on the stones,
Some girl is sitting and smoking. And I
Got it - this is a sign!! So here we are
Let's settle down. We went downstairs
looked around... There were a lot of big ones around
stones, we even assumed that there were
it would be nice to drag them into one place, and
you can sit on them. Although they
so it was on this slopeplenty.
We settled down. I started breeding
fire, which is not very good
it turned out... Kotsoft, seeing this, took
making the fire in my own hands, and I went
inspect the area. Along the way,
this smoking girl quickly faded away.
People were walking, but on top, so we
didn't care. Oleska is located on
one of the stones and observed.
When the fire was more or less lit, I
offered to drink one each. Oleska was
handed a banana :) which she ate, but
I didn’t want to limit myself to this :))
Then it was decided to open this bottle
wine. As always, no item for
We don’t have bottle openings with us.
it was, but Gunfighter, as if in between,
took it and pressed the cork into the bottle...
finger! 8-O She swam there, like
float, and almost didn’t interfere :) Take it with you
one plastic cup was brought,
into which Kotsoft advised to pour
wine, and then let it go around. Well
so, in general, that’s what they did :) For
it was necessary to prepare kebabs
get coals, so we decided
try Kotsoft half a liter :)
Kotsoft even told us the recipe for this
potions: alcohol, tap water
(I hope boiled :) and sugar syrup.
In general, it turned out very well,
but Gunfighter thought it was rather weak.
Well, after drinkingKotsoft went for stones,
because it’s not very comfortable on this slope
sit, although I liked it from the very beginning
himself a pebble, and sat exclusively on
him. Well, I chose Cotsoft stone,
who was in the water and started it
pull it out :))) That was fun :)
You obviously can’t bring such a stone alone,
so I hastened to help.
Then we noticed Gemini, which decided to come to us
join :) She chose a pebble
at the very top and sat exclusively
there, periodically photographing our
jokes :))
We somehow dragged the stone to the fire.
Then it was time to cook the shish kebab.
For these purposes we have prepared
twigs to plant on them
ingredients, and spears to stick
them near the fire, and put ours on them
branches. Below, in theory, there should be
coals.
Well, we started preparing
Oleska. It should be noted that she
performed the most responsible work
- held a branch :) I did it with a knife
holes in the meat, and threaded it onto
a branch, and put it between the pieces
onion and tomato wheels.
Up to this point we have already been a little
We've been drinking, so we're in a bit of a mood
improved. Along the way, I managed
run a knife over your finger ;) Hands
everyone was covered in meat, so Iran to
wash them in the river. Kotsoft noticed that in
the river water is no cleaner ;) Surprisingly, the wound
turned out to be shallow, and in general, this
it wasn't a wound, just a small one
an incision in the top layer of skin.
We prepared the kebabs, now it’s time to come
moment to fry them. Well, what can I say?
The Rohatins were falling all the time, so
incredibly fun Gemini, twigs
sagged, the coals were bad. When we
we realized that the kebabs are almost not fried,
Kotsoft lit a fire again, again
waited for the coals (drinking and snacking :),
they put the kebabs on to fry again, but they
we didn’t want to do this ;) But we got there
until approximately half-ready.
The third time they didn’t want to light a fire,
so we decided to eat them as they are
yes :)))
In some places the meat is even almost
fried :)) Well, in general, we drank,
We ate barbecue, chatted, it was fun.
Then some dog came running and
let's fool around with us! :) Then into the water
he runs in, then he runs out, then the firewood is ours
will drag you away ;) Well, in general, not bad, I would
said it was. We drank everything we had
we finished everything we could eat and began
gather. Let's get ready and go.
There was some uncle standing upstairs, and
was watching us. As it turned out, it was
dog owner, I'm quite nice to him
talked, although I wasthat's enough already
good... :)
So we went to the house. Well I
agitated Kotsoft to continue
banquet, although Oleska was not averse to
go home. Just approaching
store, still decided to do a little more
have a beer, then let's go to this one
shop. She met us at the store
a young saleswoman who kindly
gave us a glass and a half of beer and ice cream
everyone :)
Having reached my house, I decided to go in,
grab something to eat, and comrades
situated on a bench next to
entrance, as they were walking near ours
mom, sister and nephew ;)
Well, I took some food and we went to the hut,
where we usually gather :)) At the hut I
offered to cook delicious food -
fried bread with eggs, that's all
agreed (in the absence
alternatives). Oh yes, I almost forgot -
approaching the house, we noticed approaching
the police car from which the uncle got out and
headed right to the entrance we needed
:) I didn’t want to go there (you never know
this guy needs it :) And we decided to sit on
bench. Uncle suddenly realized that he was mistaken
entrance, and went to the next one. We are
finished the juice I grabbed at home and
let's go to the house.
As I already said, we decided to cook
eat. Then I remembered that I forgot at home
onething, so I went after it, instructing
preparing food for those present.
Kotsoft, having discovered some semblance of muses.
center, put on the Vitas disc, and I
went home. Vitas was in the corridor
good to hear :)
I met my mom at my house,
which, of course, did not approve of my
behavior. I agreed.
Having taken what I needed, I returned to
hut. The food was almost ready
so we took everything and went to the balcony. to me
I remembered how last summer this
on the balcony itself they raised toasts to
"Paragraph" :)))
Well, we drank, that means it was beer, we ate
food prepared by the people, in general,
it was also fun.
Well, it was already evening, Kotsoft s
Oleskaya abruptly decided to go home, not
wanting to finish my beer (what am I for them with
gladly did :).
We walked them to the stop, and so
then they went home.
In general, everything didn’t go so bad.
But, most importantly, in the process of everything
That's what we decided - tomorrow we're going on a hike!
Well, it’s already about 10 o’clock in the evening, I
decently good, and even very, and even
very good, I decided to call Joker.
The second time I found the phone, with
the third - the handset, the fifth - buttons.
It's good that I stayed overnighthut, and my parents didn’t see me!
Well, I started calling Joker.
The first time I dialed the provider's number :))
and his modem greeted me
funny whistle :)) The second time I dialed
In general, some kind of left number. And here I am
I realized that I can’t remember the phone number
Joker :-|
I'm calling Gunfighter (damn, how did I call him?
Do you remember your phone? :) and I ask a question:
Listen, don't you remember Joker's phone number?
He replied that he didn’t remember, but maybe
look in the telephone directory. He
dictated several numbers to me,
which I wrote down and also reported that
He won’t go hiking with us tomorrow because
going to work.
I had to choose from three rooms
one :) Seeing the familiar numbers, I realized -
this one. And I was not mistaken :))
Joker was somewhat surprised by my call,
but then he realized that someone was calling him
wrong Macros since I started
load it with some incoherent nonsense. And
it lasted quite a long time (oh, how
I remember - horror! 8-%) Joker said that
I'd better sober up a little and
promised to call back in two hours,
i.e. at 12. I assured him that right away
I'll go to bed.
But for some reason I didn’t want to sleep...
So I spent 2 hours doing something incomprehensible
than... About ten minutes before 12 o'clock I
lay down a littlerest.
At 12 Joker called. I'm already a little
sobered up by that time (percentage by
10). I remember Joker’s phrase very well:
Oh, now - the right Macros.
In general, when I called him for the first time
once, tried to invite him to tomorrow
hike, but started loading about how we
Today we grilled kebabs, about Kotsoft,
about some servers, in a word, he was talking
all sorts of nonsense.
This time my thoughts sobered up a little,
so I told him the essence of the matter, calling
planned hike with a big route, and
assured him that tomorrow there will be rulez
complete. Everything will be fine. Here.
Well, Joker and I had a great talk!
It's good to be a spektrumist. And it’s also good
when there are other spektrumists. Here.
We talked about Alex Xor, discussed
almost all media on Speck shared
their impressions about drinking and
morning well-being :)) Also on
lyrical and spiritual topics were discussed :)
In a word, at half past four (!) in the morning
Joker hinted that it was time to go to bed, so
like tomorrow Kotsoft asked to be at 10
for hours at his place. I asked Joker to
he called me at 8 and woke me up.
Oh yes, in the process of talking to me
I started to feel thirsty, so I was
forced to periodically drink water from
teapot, and Joker told along the way
I need minememories of this :)
When the water in the kettle ran out, I
I discovered that there was a teapot nearby
tea leaves (Oleska brewed it), and so did I
I drank it all without diluting it with water.
Well, at half past three we said goodbye, and
I went to bed.
Why! Having drunk a teapot of tea leaves, what
it's a dream!! Damn, here you want it, but no
you'll fall asleep. $-| So I cuckooed the whole thing
night, until eight in the morning!!
At eight Joker called and asked if
Have I changed my mind about going on a hike yet? I
he replied that I don’t know and asked
his opinion. By the way, at night we are also very
took a long time to decide whether to go or not, but nothing
couldn't decide. Well, the next morning too
nothing was resolved. Joker said:
come, let's go to Kotsoft, and we'll see there
there will be.
Well, I went home. Before leaving I looked
at myself in the mirror, and was horrified... Well, yes
ok, put on dark glasses and go ahead.
I ate something at home and thought,
maybe go to the forest by car? Yesterday we
also discussed this issue, but if
go by car, then I'll have to
don't drink at all. At home I asked if they would give me
should I have a car? Daddy said that the car
It's better not to touch, because there's no
spare tire, since it was installed instead
one of the rear wheels. And the wheel itself
requires a camera to be inserted into it. And on
spare tire - an egg, sort ofbloating, so
when driving, the car seems to shake :)) Also,
daddy said that he was throwing candles, and
In general, the car practically does not move.
Mamik said that they got the car today
needed for a shopping trip.
Then it became clear that we would have to go to
bus. I wanted to take some meat with me,
to make a barbecue in the forest, but the meat
disappeared somewhere... Well, in general,
somehow not expecting that we will go to the forest,
I went to Joker.
Joker, meeting me, smiled...
Remembering yesterday :)) By the way, he managed
after our late night conversation, dash off
send me an email :)) Pretty
good :))
Well, in general, we went with him to
Kotsoft. It was already 10 o'clock. By
the paths were reinforced with ice cream. Joker very
I was surprised to learn that at night I didn’t
managed to fall asleep. Ice cream worked on
I felt good, but I still looked
no matter...
Well, we came to Kotsoft. Himself
I just woke up, and Oleska is still
I was sleeping, so we went to the kitchen. There
we sat for a long time and decided where it would be better for us
go. It took a long time to decide. Finally, Kotsoft
I remembered one tricky place, I went there
decided to go. Just didn't know the schedule
buses, and in general, what kind of buses go there
walking.
Kotsoftfried bread in the toaster,
cut some cheese, and here comes Oleska
woke up. It should be noted that neither she nor
Kotsoft, they didn't think that I was really
I'll come. Oleska said exactly that. On
that I replied that, apparently, I
came and ruined everything again :)) Yes,
somehow it’s not good that all our meetings
end in most cases
one - drinking :)) True, not much :))
We had breakfast, in general, Kotsoft
called the ATP and found out the schedule
buses, there was a lot of time left
a little, but nothing was collected. So that
rationally allocate time, we and
Joker was sent to the store for
ice cream, bags of soup and vodka.
Skipping unnecessary details, I will say that
I only bought an ice cream, which
Oleska ordered :))
Kotsoft did not take this news
very joyfully and after a while
We all headed back to the store together.
As a good vodka connoisseur, Kotsoft chose
just one. For the first time in person
my eyes ran wide from the diversity of this
drink Kotsoft advised to buy
only two kinds, but not the first
there was, but no one could name the second
remember :)) Well, in general, we bought it
vodka, wine, soup... I’m right there
I remembered the glasses, which were immediately
bought. Having stocked up, we went back to
Kotsoft.When everything was ready, we remembered
what would be nice to take with you
some water. Well, Joker and I went to
street, at the same time he stopped by and bought
one and a half liter bottle of cola, and steel
wait for Kotsoft and Oleska on the corner
neighboring house. We stand, wait, and there are all of them
no. And there are five minutes left before the bus!
Just four minutes later they came out
:)) and we went to the bus stop, standing
there's another ten minutes there.
There weren't that many people on the bus
a lot, but not a little, since it’s sedentary
Only Oleska got a place :) Road
was not close, in general.
Plus it was annoying that this
on the bus there were drunken gopniks who
they immediately started drinking and shouting at the top of their lungs
bus. At the request of the controller to lead
quiet down, they shouted that we
we paid the money and we can go as usual
we want. I quote, “even on the head, at least
on this what's her name... on the hat" :)) On
requests from some to give way
responded with mocking cries:((So
all the way and listened to them...
We have arrived, then, at the final
stop. The stop was opposite
destroyed factory. The most interesting thing is
that Kotsoft led us through this
factory Abandoned buildings were amazing
by its size. Somewhere in the middle
I don't know where I came fromuncle asked
Kotsoft has a cigarette...
We passed this factory and came out to
railway. According to her, according to
Kotsofta, it was necessary to go through completely
a little bit :)) We walked and walked, and sweetheart
everything was warming up, along the way, we started
undress, some, in the form of Kotsoft -
right up to the waist :)) Joker, typing in the bottom
snowball, I just wanted a little bit of it
cool down :)) We stomped, stomped, Kotsoft
kept consoling us with the words: look after that
turn...
Oleska stomped on the rail,
supported by Kotsoft, and keeping in mind
complete misunderstanding about our
location, she once said that
there's something wrong with her orientation :)) Me
this made me very happy :))
In general, we have finally reached some
fields, and turned towards it. The field was
looks like a swamp, but we managed it successfully
crossed. We went into the forest. Along the way,
Joker suggested doing this in our game
Kotsofta by some leader or
a commander who takes everyone somewhere
will lead.
Walking through this forest, the funniest of all
so they poured in, besides, everything that we
surrounded me, it helped a lot :))
On one lawn Oleska noticed
a big frog and from that moment on everything was hers
attention was transferred to her :) She
I stroked her, and she croaked in response,Oleska absolutely loved it :) So
everyone stood and looked at this frog.
Kotsoft suggested going further, to what
Oleska answered just like that: I
I want!! Then I remembered about orientation
:)) At KotSoft’s offer to take
take the frog with you, Oleska replied that
they are probably waiting for her, and maybe him too
little frogs, so let her
goes to them.
We went further and came to the river.
There is no transition from the forest to the river
it was, i.e. right there is a forest, and right there is a shore
rivers. We walked along. Joker noticed
suspicious holes and driven into the ground
aspen stake :))
Finally, we reached the place. Place
was a large clearing,
which even had a table built. Here and
decided to settle down.
They laid things out. It was so hot that
decided to undress. I took off my shoes, took off
socks, unbuttoned my shirt, I walk,
I examine the area. Here Oleska and
says: Are you going to take off your shirt? :))
Well, I will,” I say, “but why?”
Well, will you? - she doesn’t let up :))
Yeah, I answer. - Why do you need it?
And immediately I get the answer: Make a skirt!!
These are the times! Everyone has shirts like shirts,
and from mine, definitely a skirt :))) This is for me
I was very amused.
The shirt was solemnhanded over
Oleska, and she left to do this
the very skirt. Kotsoft is down to swimming trunks
undressed :))
Oleska lay down in the middle of the clearing
sunbathing, Kotsoft started hanging
pot and kettle, and Joker had
tasked with peeling potatoes for soup. I
I collected some firewood along the way
looking around the clearing.
To my horror, Joker and I
discovered that this clearing is literally
strewn... with condom packets...
Wow, here's a virgin for you
nature.
After the potatoes were
cleaned, Kotsoft advised dialing
river water :)) The water was brown, but
there was no other.
So they boiled the potatoes. In progress
cooking, an incomprehensible foam formed,
as I assumed, radioactive :))
In general, I would drink this water sober
never did ;) Yes, we drank right away
on the first one. Oleska calmly poured herself
into a cup of wine and drank it like tea!! What
I was amazed and amused at the same time
:) We drank a little bit of vodka,
Kotsoft continued to cook the soup, I brought it
some firewood.
Well, I drank like that, periodically :))
Then the soup was ready, but Kotsoft
There were only 2 plates. Of these we and
slurped. But first... first again
a little bit:)) So, that means they drank and
ate, chatting about different topics. Basically,
about computers, so Oleska looked again
glass eyes :))
The soup was drop dead delicious, so...
we devoured everything. Well, then we drank it all
vodka, and when they finished it, it went small
rain. This made me very happy...
But clouds appeared in the sky, and
I could feel an approaching thunderstorm.
It was about three o'clock in the afternoon, i.e.
We sat there for a good while.
Well, they began to gather. And all the clouds
more, now the clouds have already appeared.
While getting ready, they conducted a drunken bazaar about OS's,
about drivers, about Spec. Here they come
some gopniks (apparently we occupied them
place) and settled nearby. We,
collecting things, they proved to each other their
opinion about OS's :))
Well, in general, let's go back. Were already
Quite funny, I must say. B
In general, it was not without jokes.
When we reached the railway, the sky
it was already densely covered with clouds, and
thunder roared. We hurried as best we could, but
it still rained. Already kilometers away
two lightning began to flash, yes,
that everyone suddenly increased their pace. Someone
said - what if lightning strikes the rail?
:)
It’s already raining at the destroyed factory
he let go, lightning flashed all around,thundered. We rushed to the stop. Before
there was an hour left on the bus, and there were people there
there were about ten people. Here we sat
there. The thunderstorm was almost above us.
Once lightning struck very close,
so the stop began to tremble. Oleska
I immediately jumped on Kotsoft. But we
watched these lightning bolts, I'm here
I saw lightning coming down
divided into two, going sideways.
After the thunderstorm we left this stop.
Oleska saw a rainbow and called us.
They stood and watched. Oleska noticed that
There are already three rainbows, but Joker has only seen
two. They stood there, showing Joker where
third :)) People at the bus stop were listening :))
Well, in general, then we went to Kotsoft,
he fed us sprats, and while we were driving to
bus, she and Oleska were talking about
serious things, about life, about what
different man and woman, and what exactly
That's how it should be.
Everyone at Kotsoft agreed that
Today everything was great.
Yes, I almost forgot... Listening to our
markets around the fire, Oleska asked - and
what is rulez? Kotsoft explained to her,
as best I could. And after that she said the most
the steering phrase I've ever
I heard: “Krasnoborsk rules!”
(Krasnoborsk is a city in which
Oleska lives, but that doesn’t matter. Herself
phrase... Rulez!)
In general, thisIt was our day. Everything, everything
nature, everything around - everything made this
rulez for us. Everything was so that we
it was good. In the morning we noticed that
the leaves on the trees were completely
small, and in the evening, when they arrived,
they were already quite large.
-All this is for us. - I said on the way to
Kotsoft.
“...But it’s true,” Joker said
on the way home - all this is real
for us.
>horrorword: 255 bytes free memory...
Share your thoughts about the article